Remember there was an urban legend that some kid had
eaten several bags of Pop Rocks and downed a can of
Coke and his stomach exploded?
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Sure, and remember who it supposedly was? Mikey, from the Life Cereal
commercials! BTW, he's fine, and now makes his living sell airtime for radio
stations.
Liz
Bzzzzzzzzt. Not likely! A a case of Gastritis or Diarrhea if you'd like.
It's ugly friend, but fart all day in the waiting room and make many friends as
you wait for ER admit is my prognosis. I'd maybe give you phenergan, but I'd
more than likely gather up the nurses for a good laugh at your arse.
Try me kids! I'm here to help.
"Our major obligation is not to mistake slogans for solutions" - Edward R.
Murrow
Mikey, NOOOO! Son! Let me just write you a check so you don't make a fool of
yourself, hun!
These child actors and there dumbarsedness! It's a damn shame!
Well, yeah.
I'd heard that story when I was young. Everybody I knew had. Not one of us
really believed it, though. We just loved talking about that kind of stuff.
One or two of the more adventurous types would try it for themselves, just
to see what would happen.
Jeff Troutman
It's true. I wish he could have taken a lesson from some of his fellow
child actors and done something more sensible, like develop a crippling
heroin addiction.
Jeff Troutman; ignore me, I'm feeling a bit snarky tonight.
Geez...that one is as old as the ol' Rod Stewart legend! It's amazing
how these rumors all spread considering that we didn't have the internet
then to assist us!
Lori =^.^=
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Buddy
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"redace" <redace...@worldnet.att.net> wrote in message
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Um..uh...oooo...how do I put this in a gentle way? Ok...there was this
rumor (urban legen, same difference), that he had his stomach pumped
after ingesting large amounts of...<err...ahem> sperm (whose exactly,
depends on which version of the rumor you here.) Now, I'm sure there
isn't a shred of proof to substantiate this, but hey, it was a kid
rumor. It didn't matter where you were from...you knew this rumor for
some odd reason. Just like the Mikey dying from Pop Rocks and Coke.
Lori =^.^=
I seem to recall reading about this one. The story goes that he had to have
his stomach pumped after swallowing too much during oral sex.
Imagine explaining THAT in the hospital Emergency room.....
Erin ">
Nadine
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Buddy
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Buddy
from Brooklyn
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"If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning."
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"Raphael" <raphe...@sprint.ca> wrote in message
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Jeff! Even from the goofiest mug in this NG, you make me laugh!!!!
I bow to you my friend!!!!!
Awesome! <hearing the sound or million clickings to the dictionary on one's
dictionary>
My worst was a call for a beeper that was stuck up a patient's rectum. His
friends who brought him in were calling (his rectum) for the vibration. The
med student wasn't sure if it had fractured his tailbone.
Kim? Did you get this one or did it get discharged?
Dixon
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>What Rod Stewart legend?
Ewwwww...you don't want to know, Buddy. Let's just say it involved a stomach
pump and a secret lifestyle...
>Just like the person who was murdered during "Love Rollercoaster." They
>should write a 70s Urban Legend coffee table book.
Actually, Nadine, it's been done...
Jan Harold Brunvand has made several compilations of urban legends, in books
like "The Choking Doberman," "The Kentucky Fried Rat", and "Curses! Broiled
Again!" There's even a coffee table compilation of his compilations ("The Big
Book of Urban Legends.") Another author, Richard Roeper, has written a few
too.
And there's even a really cool website that I check almost daily (I'm into
urban legends myself):
My favorite is the snake that lives in the ballpit on the Burger King
playground. Try telling people snakes don't live like that and they just argue
with you...
Thank God I passed Emergency Medicine!
My attending Physician and I then loved seeing risk takers like you, but then
again we were so burnt out on the long hours that the nurses got more of a kick
out of it than us. They just love proping you up arse ended.
I'm assuming. Kim???
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Buddy
from Brooklyn
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I try to make it seem that way. Thanks!
A secreted lifestyle? SPEWWWWWW!
-ANT
Kelly
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Nadine
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I highly recommend them, Nadine, especially the Jan Harold Brunvard books, very
entertaining.
Raphael wrote:
> The Wanderer <rosieon...@worldnet.att.net> wrote in message
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> > What Rod Stewart legend?
> >
>
> I seem to recall reading about this one. The story goes that he had to have
> his stomach pumped after swallowing too much during oral sex.
I remember back in 1978 (Jr. High) someone reading that out of one of the
tabloids. (National Enquirer maybe).
Later on in college, we were talking about different rock bands, etc. and I just
mentioned Rod Stewart to some of my dorm-mates. Everybody started jumping
in with a different version of the "sperm" story...
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Buddy
from Brooklyn
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"If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning."
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"charles hobbs" <cho...@socal.rr.com> wrote in message
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Raphael wrote in message ...
>So is the one about Richard Gere and the hampster just a rumor too?
Yep, pretty much...the gerbils in general aren't checking out either...
Oh my god.... with the mustache and everything!!!! ROFL!!!!
Liz
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Buddy
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OH NO BUDDY!!!! Now I have to read THAT again...UGH!!! yuck, yuck, yuck!
Sandy
2-60
Class of 78
Jeff Troutman
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It's been done. Not that long ago, in a record store, I saw a poster
featuring a woman with a "milk" moustache and wearing a pearl necklace
(thank you, ZZ Top). The caption read, "Not Milk?"
Jeff Troutman
>Not that long ago, in a record store, I saw a poster
>featuring a woman with a "milk" moustache and wearing a pearl necklace
>(thank you, ZZ Top). The caption read, "Not Milk?"
I saw something along those lines a couple of years ago, the woman was (once
again) Monica Lewinsky...