Tinseltown Trash
Lora
gift from
Tom Hanks. Seems Tom and wife Rita Wilson were walking through a museum
where a
wedding was about to take place and Tom picked up an unattended camera,
took a
picture of himself and walked away. (National Enquirer)
- Customers at Gadsby's restaurant in L.A. got a surprise of their own
when a
guy in a gorilla suit burst into the eatery and started monkeying
around,
irritating a few of the patrons. No word on whether the perturbed diners
changed
their tune when they unmasked the ape and found Jim Carrey (a
soon-to-be-ex-friend of the owner). (Globe)
- Danny DeVito's been having some animal problems of his own. He started
hearing
an owl outside his window and went to investigate. Well, it wasn't just
an owl,
but a whole nest complete with chicks, so Danny won't be relocating the
owl
anytime soon. More likely, he'll have to make like an ostrich and bury
his head
under the covers. (National Enquirer)
- Guitarist Brian Setzer, formerly of the Stray Cats, goes a little
overboard
when it comes to washing his hands. For instance, if he eats chicken, he
washes
his hands five times. And he washes his hands another 10 times before he
picks
up his guitar. Maybe he should have though a little harder before he
titled his
latest album "Dirty Boogie." (Globe)
- Operatic tenor Luciano Pavarotti has an interesting approach to
dieting.
Whenever he gets hungry, he grabs his brushes and paints pictures of
food.
Judging by his size, those paintings must be good enough to eat.
(Examiner)
- Nice tip, part 1: While eating out recently, Drew Carey noticed a
waitress got
stiffed by a surly customer. Drew slipped her a $50 bill to make up for
it.
(Examiner)
- And continuing in the spirit of nice tips: David Hyde Pierce was
surprised
when he counted his change at a Starbuck's and found a rare coin in with
the
rest. As happy as David was, the cashier was bummed she didn't notice
the Indian
Head Nickel herself. No, it wasn't a case of "finder's keepers" -- David
left,
but came back a couple of days later and presented the woman with the
coin,
which appraised at $1,200. (National Enquirer)
{{{{{LCM}}}}}
>- Some lucky newlyweds out there are going to get a surprise wedding
>gift from
>Tom Hanks. Seems Tom and wife Rita Wilson were walking through a museum
>where a
>wedding was about to take place and Tom picked up an unattended camera,
>took a
>picture of himself and walked away. (National Enquirer)
Darlings - do many people get married in museums? And what sort of
museums? Car? Wax? I wonder where I would get married? Darlings - if I
got married, where should I get married? It's just nothing I've ever
thought of before. I certainly wouldn't get married in a church. I
hate the cheap theatrics of it all. How about a theatre then? I
wonder.
>
>- Customers at Gadsby's restaurant in L.A. got a surprise of their own
>when a
>guy in a gorilla suit burst into the eatery and started monkeying
>around,
>irritating a few of the patrons. No word on whether the perturbed diners
>changed
>their tune when they unmasked the ape and found Jim Carrey (a
>soon-to-be-ex-friend of the owner). (Globe)
Oh how zany. Showbiz folk are always doing the zany things. Was he
high on crank or something? It's just so zany.
>
>- Danny DeVito's been having some animal problems of his own. He started
>hearing
>an owl outside his window and went to investigate. Well, it wasn't just
>an owl,
>but a whole nest complete with chicks, so Danny won't be relocating the
>owl
>anytime soon. More likely, he'll have to make like an ostrich and bury
>his head
>under the covers. (National Enquirer)
Good lord - these showbiz folk are forever suffering, aren't they
darlings? Should we put together a fruit basket and cab it over to
him? I hate to think what the poor children are being put through,
what with actual *birds* in their yard. Nature is obviously out of
control again - I knew it was a mistake to ban DDT.
>
>- Guitarist Brian Setzer, formerly of the Stray Cats, goes a little
>overboard
>when it comes to washing his hands. For instance, if he eats chicken, he
>washes
>his hands five times. And he washes his hands another 10 times before he
>picks
>up his guitar. Maybe he should have though a little harder before he
>titled his
>latest album "Dirty Boogie." (Globe)
5 times for chicken and 10 for a guitar? Good god - I'd hate to think
what he does when he masturbates. He probably just cuts them off and
sends them to the cleaners first.
>
>- Operatic tenor Luciano Pavarotti has an interesting approach to
>dieting.
>Whenever he gets hungry, he grabs his brushes and paints pictures of
>food.
>Judging by his size, those paintings must be good enough to eat.
>(Examiner)
Poor Luciano Pavarotti. I mean look - he's rich and famous and trying
to slim, and the tabs just sling the muck like he didn't have a
feeling in his entire body. How rude. Let's send him a fruit basket
too, sweeties - or perhaps a still life.
>
>- Nice tip, part 1: While eating out recently, Drew Carey noticed a
>waitress got
>stiffed by a surly customer. Drew slipped her a $50 bill to make up for
>it.
>(Examiner)
Why does this just drip of inuendo to me, sweeties. It sounds like a
cheapo visit to the cathouse. Speaking of which, I've got lunch at
Princess' today - but of course she'll be getting all the tips from me
- I'm just forever giving her the good advice, even though she's far
too off her rocker to really listen it seems. Oh well. I'll have a few
smart cocktails first to fortify me for the crazyness of it all.
>
>- And continuing in the spirit of nice tips: David Hyde Pierce was
>surprised
>when he counted his change at a Starbuck's and found a rare coin in with
>the
>rest. As happy as David was, the cashier was bummed she didn't notice
>the Indian
>Head Nickel herself. No, it wasn't a case of "finder's keepers" -- David
>left,
>but came back a couple of days later and presented the woman with the
>coin,
>which appraised at $1,200. (National Enquirer)
How fabulous. I always adore talk of DHP's tips.
Dashing Off, Fabulous And Free
{{{{{LCM}}}}}
Centre of the Known Universe
Roses are red,
But oh how they wilt.
Thankfully I
Am betterly built.
(Oh - and darlings - we've got
this buggery advice page - it's at http://www.showbuzznet.com/
or something like that. Just remember - LCM is wise
and fabulous - and The Princess is on crack.)
PRINCESSPK
({{{{{LCM}}}}}) writes:
>On Fri, 28 Aug 1998 16:22:27 -0400, Lora <lo...@newsguy.com> wrote:
>
>>- Some lucky newlyweds out there are going to get a surprise wedding
>>gift from
>>Tom Hanks. Seems Tom and wife Rita Wilson were walking through a museum
>>where a
>>wedding was about to take place and Tom picked up an unattended camera,
>>took a
>>picture of himself and walked away. (National Enquirer)
>
>Darlings - do many people get married in museums? And what sort of
>museums? Car? Wax? I wonder where I would get married? Darlings - if I
>got married, where should I get married?
^^^^^^^^^^PINKing shear snippage^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Are there still any of those "Ripley's Believe It Or Not" museums, around?
Reigning and Deigning
Pink Wishes
The Princess \^*^*^/
Love the Great Pink Thing? Go to:
http://www.showbuzznet.com/
PRINCESSPK
>Why does this just drip of inuendo to me, sweeties. It sounds like a
>cheapo visit to the cathouse. Speaking of which, I've got lunch at
>Princess' today - but of course she'll be getting all the tips from me
>- I'm just forever giving her the good advice, even though she's far
>too off her rocker to really listen it seems. Oh well. I'll have a few
>smart cocktails first to fortify me for the crazyness of it all.
Crazy?
Pot
Kettle
Bedlam
{{{{{LCM}}}}}
>In article <35e790c9...@news.newsguy.com>, l...@showbuzznet.com
>({{{{{LCM}}}}}) writes:
>
>>On Fri, 28 Aug 1998 16:22:27 -0400, Lora <lo...@newsguy.com> wrote:
>>
>>>- Some lucky newlyweds out there are going to get a surprise wedding
>>>gift from
>>>Tom Hanks. Seems Tom and wife Rita Wilson were walking through a museum
>>>where a
>>>wedding was about to take place and Tom picked up an unattended camera,
>>>took a
>>>picture of himself and walked away. (National Enquirer)
>>
>>Darlings - do many people get married in museums? And what sort of
>>museums? Car? Wax? I wonder where I would get married? Darlings - if I
>>got married, where should I get married?
>
>^^^^^^^^^^PINKing shear snippage^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>
>Are there still any of those "Ripley's Believe It Or Not" museums, around?
>
>
>Reigning and Deigning
>
>Pink Wishes
>The Princess \^*^*^/
>
>Love the Great Pink Thing? Go to:
>http://www.showbuzznet.com/
Oh how impossibly rude!!! And yes, darling - there's one not half an
hour from my house. But I wouldn't get married there, sweetie - it's
non-smoking. Good god - that's a complication I hadn't even thought of
- it would have to be somewhere I could smoke - and just nowhere lets
you smoke anymore - it's just awful how society has crumbled in that
respect. But I can't get married outside - it's too big and windy and
not one-bit nice. No - it has to be inside, and it has to allow
smoking. And drinking. I'll probably want to be very drunk. Oh this
wedding is turning into a disaster, sweeties. I can't be married in a
disco - it would just be so *expected* of me. Oh - and I don't want
any food at all around - I'm not having a bloody barbeque, sweeties -
this is a high society wedding of a major international celebrity. So
it can't be a restaurant either. What's left? Funeral homes? Can you
smoke at a funeral home? The last time I was in one, you could - I
mean really - the person's dead, so it's not like you're going to hurt
them. Maybe it has to be a disco. I can't think of any place else that
meets the primary criteria of allowing drinking and smoking, but with
no food and it's not outdoors. Oh - darlings! I just thought! A boat!
I could get married on a boat!!! Oh yes! I adore the idea! Oh darlings
- that's settled then - I'm getting married on a boat! But what kind
of boat? Darlings - what kinds of boats can you get married on? Oh -
and I don't want the bloody Captain to be the marriage person official
- that's just too TV. I'd need someone vaguely qualified - I don't
want any new age loon sending me into matrimony after all. I think I'd
want a Judge. Yes. A Judge would be alright. Not a Minister though.
I've never met a Minister - then again, I've never met a Judge. But a
Minister is more liable to *pry* and try to make me holy - and that's
not at all the point. I don't trust organized religion - which isn't
to say I trust the legal system either - but at least the legal system
would only ever send me to jail - whereas organized religion could get
it in its head that it wants me to go to Hell. You see, sweeties,
that's just overstepping the boundries, I think. They've got no right
to say such things to me - that's a matter between me and whatever
vaguely imagined great power there is out there, if indeed there - but
I think there is, but I don't like to think about it too much, as it's
just too depressing. I mean it's *all* about death isn't it? And who
wants to think about that - especially on their wedding day?! No. It's
got to be on a boat of some sort, and with a Judge. And I don't want
the boat packed with invited guests or anything. Right now there
aren't very many people I know who I would like to have around me on
such a special occasion. They'd only wreck it - they always do. So
maybe it's got to be on a cruise. But not one of those tacky Kathie
Lee fire traps with kids and stops in Porta Lamarcha or where ever the
bloody hell they always drop anchor so you can trot off and buy your
little trinkets and pretend you're more "worldy" because you got some
buggery book bag with a forgeign language written on the side of it or
what ever. I guess that leaves only the QE2. Well right there that'll
drop most of my circle out, so that's a good thing. They're too bloody
cheap to pay, and I'm certainly not going to go broke having them
around so they can wreck things. So it's a trip to England or France -
the QE2 still goes to France, doesn't it? Or did it ever? Oh well,
these days who cares - there's no difference anyway, what with the
Chunnel and the Euro, and all that crap. So a trip to England or
France, and then Concorde back to New York and then what? Oh darlings
- this wedding stuff is tedious. I understand now why my brother
eloped in Thialand and got married by a cab driver. Not really - but
the cab driver is in the only wedding pic they have. Oh pictures. I
hadn't thought of that either. I'm too tired to think of all this
right now. But I just know that Ripley's is right out, and that's a
very bad suggestion Princess!
Storming Off To See If I Can't Sleep Now
(PS: I just reconsidered - the QE2 isn't a good idea. I want a smaller
boat. Perhaps a fishing boat. I was on one last year, and it was fun.
Yes. But maybe something a bit bigger. A yacht would be nice, but it
sounds so pretentious. What's in between a fishing boat and a yacht?)
{{{{{LCM}}}}}
>In article <35e790c9...@news.newsguy.com>, l...@showbuzznet.com
>({{{{{LCM}}}}}) writes:
>
>>Why does this just drip of inuendo to me, sweeties. It sounds like a
>>cheapo visit to the cathouse. Speaking of which, I've got lunch at
>>Princess' today - but of course she'll be getting all the tips from me
>>- I'm just forever giving her the good advice, even though she's far
>>too off her rocker to really listen it seems. Oh well. I'll have a few
>>smart cocktails first to fortify me for the crazyness of it all.
>
>Crazy?
>
>Pot
> Kettle
> Bedlam
>
>
>Reigning and Deigning
>
>Pink Wishes
>The Princess \^*^*^/
>
>Love the Great Pink Thing? Go to:
>http://www.showbuzznet.com/
>
LCM: (handing her the kettle) Here you go, darling - I'll keep the pot
for myself - strictly medicinal of course. As for the Bedlam, I dont'
think you want me commenting on your wardrobe choices so early in the
morning as this.
Crazysexyfab
Frank M. Miller
=On Fri, 28 Aug 1998 16:22:27 -0400, Lora <lo...@newsguy.com> wrote:
=
=>- Some lucky newlyweds out there are going to get a surprise wedding
=>gift from
=>Tom Hanks. Seems Tom and wife Rita Wilson were walking through a museum
=>where a
=>wedding was about to take place and Tom picked up an unattended camera,
=>took a
=>picture of himself and walked away. (National Enquirer)
=
=Darlings - do many people get married in museums? And what sort of
=museums? Car? Wax? I wonder where I would get married? Darlings - if I
=got married, where should I get married? It's just nothing I've ever
=thought of before. I certainly wouldn't get married in a church. I
=hate the cheap theatrics of it all. How about a theatre then? I
=wonder.
I'd suggest Frederick's of Hollywood. That way you can snatch the
trousseau as you march up the aisle.
+==============================================================+
Frank Miller, 10086 Sunset Blvd., FABville
frnklin at mindspring dot com (please note correct email address, albeit spelled out)
Atlanta, GA
For the best in video reviews, visit me at http://www.showbuzznet.com/frank.htm
+==============================================================+
Frank M. Miller
={{{{{LCM}}}}} wrote:
=> Oh this
=> wedding is turning into a disaster, sweeties. I can't be married in a
=> disco - it would just be so *expected* of me. Oh - and I don't want
=> any food at all around - I'm not having a bloody barbeque, sweeties -
=> this is a high society wedding of a major international celebrity. So
=> it can't be a restaurant either. What's left? Funeral homes? Can you
=> smoke at a funeral home? The last time I was in one, you could - I
=> mean really - the person's dead, so it's not like you're going to hurt
=> them. Maybe it has to be a disco. I can't think of any place else that
=> meets the primary criteria of allowing drinking and smoking, but with
=> no food and it's not outdoors. Oh - darlings! I just thought! A boat!
=> I could get married on a boat!!! Oh yes! I adore the idea! Oh darlings
=> - that's settled then - I'm getting married on a boat!
=
=Great minds think alike, darling! That's my very brilliant idea--it has
=to be a casino boat. Lots of smoking and drinking and almost no one
=eats because they're too busy losing money. Takes the appetite right
=away, you know.
As if the sight of LCM in his crotchless wedding gown wouldn't do that anyway!
=Oh--I think we're back to a casino boat, sweetie. How nice! And it'll
=be much nicer than that old QE2.
There are some lovely, intimate paddlewheelers that dock in Cicero, IL and
sail on the upper Mississippi. That should n't be too far from Canada,
and the old-fashioned design should make the two matrons of honorè²´umsey
and the Princesséž eel right at home. Princess, could we do some of the
duets from "Showboat?"
{{{{{LCM}}}}}
<Darlings - Lora and I are planning a wedding. I'm not getting married
- well, as far as I know anyway - but it never hurts to think ahead,
and so I think we'd better work on this whilst the times allow>
>
>Hmmm...I'm getting an idea here, darling. If you don't mind the sound
>of coins jingling in the background. And that would probably make
>Mumsey feel right at home; she does still wear the change-maker thingie
>as a belt, doesn't she?
Oh Mumsey feel comfortable in anything, darling - almost as
comfortable as in nothing, actually. A change-maker thingy is not what
it's called though - it's called a change purse. I doubles as a heavy
projectile if the scene turns ugly. You fill it with small change, and
hand pennies out for people's thoughts. Then when they tell you their
thoughts, you demand change. See? Change purse. It's a tremendous
thing, and something Mumsey invented I think.
>
>> Oh this
>> wedding is turning into a disaster, sweeties. I can't be married in a
>> disco - it would just be so *expected* of me. Oh - and I don't want
>> any food at all around - I'm not having a bloody barbeque, sweeties -
>> this is a high society wedding of a major international celebrity. So
>> it can't be a restaurant either. What's left? Funeral homes? Can you
>> smoke at a funeral home? The last time I was in one, you could - I
>> mean really - the person's dead, so it's not like you're going to hurt
>> them. Maybe it has to be a disco. I can't think of any place else that
>> meets the primary criteria of allowing drinking and smoking, but with
>> no food and it's not outdoors. Oh - darlings! I just thought! A boat!
>> I could get married on a boat!!! Oh yes! I adore the idea! Oh darlings
>> - that's settled then - I'm getting married on a boat!
>
>Great minds think alike, darling! That's my very brilliant idea--it has
>to be a casino boat. Lots of smoking and drinking and almost no one
>eats because they're too busy losing money. Takes the appetite right
>away, you know.
A casino boat? Hmmm. Is there a floor show? Lots of feathered boas and
shifty underworld types flitting about? Showgirls galore and Debbie
Renolds screaming "I'm bankrupt!"? Oh I hope Carrie Fisher is there -
she's long been a fabulous person I think. What's she up to these
days? Anyway, casino boats sound fine, sweetie, but I don't know that
we have any up here in PEI. Oh - and I think I'd have to be married
here. Or near here. Going away would make it seem unreal and
dream-like. As if I were in a road show of some tacky play or
something. Some Neil Simon creaker. No, it would have to be here I
think. Maybe Halifax. Oh yes - that would be nice. Charlottetown or
Halifax or Summerside harbours. And then the boat could zoom out and
sail around for a while until it got boring and then we'd head back in
town and do the town. I think Halifax would be tremendous. Or, if we
had a fast boat - sail from Summerside *to* Halifax, with a stop in
Ch'town to pick up more guests. As long as it didn't take more than a
few hours. How fast do boats go, darlings? I suppose it could be an
overnight thing. Have like a pre-wedding happening of some sort - stay
up til all hours, and then arrive the next morning and have a little
ceremony - nothing much. I hate long ceremonies - it's just needlessly
draggy. If you're getting married, get bloody married - don't prolong
the boring bits just to get your money's worth. No - but there would
have to be drinks afterwards. A roast, perhaps. Not a pot roast - I
mean a roast - like those old awful things they used to have on TV in
the 70's with all the has-been celebs who told bad mean jokes about
each other. So awful! But we had sort of that sort of thing for my
brother, and I truly enjoyed it - it was nice to say nice things to
people in front of other people for a change - quite a novelty for me,
actually. Who would I have though? Oh god, darlings - I'd love it if
it were one of those "This is your life" bloody type affairs. People I
*like* from throughout the years. But then there'd be complications -
who to sit where - and who would be my best-best friend? Oh dear. That
would lead to a big row. I'd almost have to have two weddings - but of
course that's sheer showbiz, and probably bad luck. No - smaller is
better. No more than 50 people. You know darlings, I've been invited
to a wedding in September - not the church part - though I was invited
to that too, but said I'd rather go to the reception as church's
aren't my "thing" - even though technically, it *is* at my church -
Trinity United - we're United Church I believe - but I'd feel funny
going into my church after 23 years. I haven't been in one since 1975
when I was a mere ovum. Oh - I've been in churches since - but just as
a tourist, when they weren't having a do of any sort - they're
tremendously intersting places by times. Anyway, I've been invited to
go to the reception, and it would be me and Pegs and three other
couples at our table. I *could* be fun, but then it probably wouldn't.
I think I don't want to go because of my own romantic disasters of the
past six months - I don't want to be reminded how uncoupled I am,
despite my every bloody best effort. But then I was invited to
celebrate someone's happiness who I really like, so I'd feel bad not
going. I'd have to get them an extra-nice gift to try and compensate,
but it wouldn't be the same. Maybe I'll go - I have to decide this
weekend.
>> Storming Off To See If I Can't Sleep Now
>>
>> (PS: I just reconsidered - the QE2 isn't a good idea. I want a smaller
>> boat. Perhaps a fishing boat. I was on one last year, and it was fun.
>> Yes. But maybe something a bit bigger. A yacht would be nice, but it
>> sounds so pretentious. What's in between a fishing boat and a yacht?)
>
>Oh--I think we're back to a casino boat, sweetie. How nice! And it'll
>be much nicer than that old QE2.
I'm still not convinced, sweetie - I suppose you can't really plan a
wedding by yourself - but then I'm me, and nobody can say no to me so
I'll get my way anyway even if they say no. I'm still wondering about
that wedding next month though - should I go darlings?
>
>--
>Lora
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>"Nothing occurs in life that cannot be explained by referring to a Mary
> Tyler Moore, Dick Van Dyke, or Monty Python episode."--Paula Poundstone
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>Lora's Page o' Links http://extra.newsguy.com/~lora01/links1.html
Hugs And Such,
{{{{{LCM}}}}}
Miller) wrote:
>In article <35E7F794...@newsguy.com>, Lora <lo...@newsguy.com> wrote:
>
>={{{{{LCM}}}}} wrote:
>
>=> Oh this
>=> wedding is turning into a disaster, sweeties. I can't be married in a
>=> disco - it would just be so *expected* of me. Oh - and I don't want
>=> any food at all around - I'm not having a bloody barbeque, sweeties -
>=> this is a high society wedding of a major international celebrity. So
>=> it can't be a restaurant either. What's left? Funeral homes? Can you
>=> smoke at a funeral home? The last time I was in one, you could - I
>=> mean really - the person's dead, so it's not like you're going to hurt
>=> them. Maybe it has to be a disco. I can't think of any place else that
>=> meets the primary criteria of allowing drinking and smoking, but with
>=> no food and it's not outdoors. Oh - darlings! I just thought! A boat!
>=> I could get married on a boat!!! Oh yes! I adore the idea! Oh darlings
>=> - that's settled then - I'm getting married on a boat!
>=
>=Great minds think alike, darling! That's my very brilliant idea--it has
>=to be a casino boat. Lots of smoking and drinking and almost no one
>=eats because they're too busy losing money. Takes the appetite right
>=away, you know.
>
>As if the sight of LCM in his crotchless wedding gown wouldn't do that anyway!
>
>=Oh--I think we're back to a casino boat, sweetie. How nice! And it'll
>=be much nicer than that old QE2.
>
>There are some lovely, intimate paddlewheelers that dock in Cicero, IL and
>sail on the upper Mississippi. That should n't be too far from Canada,
>and the old-fashioned design should make the two matrons of honorè²´umsey
>and the Princesséž eel right at home. Princess, could we do some of the
>duets from "Showboat?"
Oh darling - wouldn't that be just such fun? But the Mississippi is
too far from PEI - it's nowhere near the Atlantic Ocean. But then
again, apparently our old "Abegeit" ferry we Islanders all loved here
was sold to people in Chicago about 15 years ago and turned into a
casino. Darlings - does anyone know if it's still there?
Hugs And Such
>
>+==============================================================+
> Frank Miller, 10086 Sunset Blvd., FABville
> frnklin at mindspring dot com (please note correct email address, albeit spelled out)
>Atlanta, GA
>
>For the best in video reviews, visit me at http://www.showbuzznet.com/frank.htm
>+==============================================================+
{{{{{LCM}}}}}
David Migicovsky
>
>I'd suggest Frederick's of Hollywood. That way you can snatch the
>trousseau as you march up the aisle.
>
Need I remind you that when it comes to LCM selecting undies, the word
snatch is out of place?
--
| David Migicovsky, d a v i d at s h o w b u z z n e t dot c o m
| LCM and The Pink Princess Dispense
| Bad Advice at http://www.showbuzznet.com
{{{{{LCM}}}}}
wrote:
Oh David - you're being too literal, darling. Frank mean's snatch in a
more universal sense. Try to be less old-fashioned in your thinking,
sweetie. It's a tremendous word - I think I'll make it an adjective.
Yes - "snatchy." Here - I'll use it in a sentence, darling.
LCM, looking fabulous as always, enters the room and upon spying the
Pink Princess, dashes over and exclaims with great enthusiasm "Oh
darling - that outfit makes you look like the world's biggest snatch!
It's the snatchiest ever, sweetie!"
And of course it would be a compliment. To be a "snatch" is to be an
extra good "catch" darling. Like when you're in a store and you see
the most perfect thing to wear, but someone else is already trying it
on, and it's the only one - well you just have to "snatch" it! So to
be called a "snatch" is to be praised. It's my new word, darlings -
I'm going to be using it at every conceivable opportunity. Yes - I
think that would be very snatchaliscious.
Snatchally Snatchy Snatchings, Sweeties
Lora
>
> On Sat, 29 Aug 1998 08:44:04 -0400, Lora <lo...@newsguy.com> wrote:
>
> <Darlings - Lora and I are planning a wedding. I'm not getting married
> - well, as far as I know anyway - but it never hurts to think ahead,
> and so I think we'd better work on this whilst the times allow>
We could always announce that we're marrying each other, sweetie, for
the presents. That's what happened in Joe Keenan's BLUE HEAVEN. No,
wait--that turned out badly--mobsters showed up and shot up everything,
including the presents. Never mind.
>
> >
> >Hmmm...I'm getting an idea here, darling. If you don't mind the sound
> >of coins jingling in the background. And that would probably make
> >Mumsey feel right at home; she does still wear the change-maker thingie
> >as a belt, doesn't she?
>
> Oh Mumsey feel comfortable in anything, darling - almost as
> comfortable as in nothing, actually. A change-maker thingy is not what
> it's called though - it's called a change purse. I doubles as a heavy
> projectile if the scene turns ugly. You fill it with small change, and
> hand pennies out for people's thoughts. Then when they tell you their
> thoughts, you demand change. See? Change purse. It's a tremendous
> thing, and something Mumsey invented I think.
Uhmmm, that wasn't quite what I meant, but I like your idea better.
Although instead of offering people pennies for their thoughts, you
charge them dollars for listening. But maybe you have to be a
psychiatrist to get away with that.
>
> >
> >> Oh this
> >> wedding is turning into a disaster, sweeties. I can't be married in a
> >> disco - it would just be so *expected* of me. Oh - and I don't want
> >> any food at all around - I'm not having a bloody barbeque, sweeties -
> >> this is a high society wedding of a major international celebrity. So
> >> it can't be a restaurant either. What's left? Funeral homes? Can you
> >> smoke at a funeral home? The last time I was in one, you could - I
> >> mean really - the person's dead, so it's not like you're going to hurt
> >> them. Maybe it has to be a disco. I can't think of any place else that
> >> meets the primary criteria of allowing drinking and smoking, but with
> >> no food and it's not outdoors. Oh - darlings! I just thought! A boat!
> >> I could get married on a boat!!! Oh yes! I adore the idea! Oh darlings
> >> - that's settled then - I'm getting married on a boat!
> >
> >Great minds think alike, darling! That's my very brilliant idea--it has
> >to be a casino boat. Lots of smoking and drinking and almost no one
> >eats because they're too busy losing money. Takes the appetite right
> >away, you know.
>
> A casino boat? Hmmm. Is there a floor show? Lots of feathered boas and
> shifty underworld types flitting about? Showgirls galore and Debbie
> Renolds screaming "I'm bankrupt!"?
No, not really. Cocktail waitresses, bartenders, assorted crewpeople,
floor attendants, table games, and slot machines. That's about it, I'm
afraid.
> Oh I hope Carrie Fisher is there -
> she's long been a fabulous person I think. What's she up to these
> days? Anyway, casino boats sound fine, sweetie, but I don't know that
> we have any up here in PEI. Oh - and I think I'd have to be married
> here. Or near here. Going away would make it seem unreal and
> dream-like. As if I were in a road show of some tacky play or
> something. Some Neil Simon creaker. No, it would have to be here I
> think. Maybe Halifax. Oh yes - that would be nice. Charlottetown or
> Halifax or Summerside harbours. And then the boat could zoom out and
> sail around for a while until it got boring and then we'd head back in
> town and do the town. I think Halifax would be tremendous. Or, if we
> had a fast boat - sail from Summerside *to* Halifax, with a stop in
> Ch'town to pick up more guests.
Now that poses a huge problem, sweetie. I was thinking more along the
lines of you coming to the boat, you see. I don't quite know how we'd
manage to get it from its normal spot to yours. I suppose I could say I
was thinking of buying it and wanted to take it for a test drive, but
I'm not at all sure the captain, crew, and owners would go for that
idea. I'm afraid we're, in a manner of speaking, sunk.
> I'm still not convinced, sweetie - I suppose you can't really plan a
> wedding by yourself - but then I'm me, and nobody can say no to me so
> I'll get my way anyway even if they say no. I'm still wondering about
> that wedding next month though - should I go darlings?
Oh, certainly. Weddings are wonderful, as long as they're somebody
else's.
David Migicovsky
>Yes - "snatchy." Here - I'll use it in a sentence, darling.
>
>LCM, looking fabulous as always, enters the room and upon spying the
>Pink Princess, dashes over and exclaims with great enthusiasm "Oh
>darling - that outfit makes you look like the world's biggest snatch!
>It's the snatchiest ever, sweetie!"
>
Isn't it delightful that LCM neglected to actually use the word snatchy in
his sentence, thus allowing me to quote it in a "being too literal again"
reply?
Lora
>
>
> Oh David - you're being too literal, darling. Frank mean's snatch in a
> more universal sense. Try to be less old-fashioned in your thinking,
> sweetie. It's a tremendous word - I think I'll make it an adjective.
>
> LCM, looking fabulous as always, enters the room and upon spying the
> Pink Princess, dashes over and exclaims with great enthusiasm "Oh
> darling - that outfit makes you look like the world's biggest snatch!
> It's the snatchiest ever, sweetie!"
>
> extra good "catch" darling. Like when you're in a store and you see
> the most perfect thing to wear, but someone else is already trying it
> on, and it's the only one - well you just have to "snatch" it! So to
> be called a "snatch" is to be praised. It's my new word, darlings -
> I'm going to be using it at every conceivable opportunity. Yes - I
> think that would be very snatchaliscious.
>
> Snatchally Snatchy Snatchings, Sweeties
> {{{{{LCM}}}}}
> Centre of the Known Universe
And don't forget Bart Simpson's favorite cartoon series, "The Bitchy and
Snatchy Show".
PRINCESSPK
<NOSPAM.frnklin-...@user-38lcar5.dialup.mindspring.com>,
NOSPAM....@mindspring.com (Frank M. Miller) writes:
>=Oh--I think we're back to a casino boat, sweetie. How nice! And it'll
>=be much nicer than that old QE2.
>
>There are some lovely, intimate paddlewheelers that dock in Cicero, IL and
>sail on the upper Mississippi. That should n't be too far from Canada,
>and the old-fashioned design should make the two matrons of honorè²´umsey
>and the Princesséž eel right at home. Princess, could we do some of the
>duets from "Showboat?"
>
Dahling, I have racked my brain to sort this out, and I've decided you must me
Cairo, Ill, Cicero is a suburb of Chicago, completely land locked, and known
for being one of Al Capone's haunts. I just adore the idea of a duet with you,
but wouldn't LCM's wedding require something, um, less romantic? Perhaps a
Hessian drinking song? Or maybe a medley of commercial jingles about diarrhea,
nicotine, and Milk of Magnesia.
David Migicovsky
>On Fri, 28 Aug 1998 16:22:27 -0400, Lora <lo...@newsguy.com> wrote:
>
>>- Some lucky newlyweds out there are going to get a surprise wedding
>>Tom Hanks. Seems Tom and wife Rita Wilson were walking through a museum
>>wedding was about to take place and Tom picked up an unattended camera,
>>picture of himself and walked away. (National Enquirer)
>
They have museums for car wax now? That seems rather over specialized to me.
>>
>>- Customers at Gadsby's restaurant in L.A. got a surprise of their own
>>when a
>>guy in a gorilla suit burst into the eatery and started monkeying
>>around,
>>irritating a few of the patrons. No word on whether the perturbed diners
>>changed
>>their tune when they unmasked the ape and found Jim Carrey (a
>>soon-to-be-ex-friend of the owner). (Globe)
>
>>
>>- Danny DeVito's been having some animal problems of his own.
Yes. He just walks into a restaurant and acts normally, but people think
it's Jim Carrey in a chimp suit.
>>
>>- Guitarist Brian Setzer, formerly of the Stray Cats, goes a little
>>overboard
>>when it comes to washing his hands. For instance, if he eats chicken, he
>>washes
>>his hands five times. And he washes his hands another 10 times before he
>>picks
>>up his guitar. Maybe he should have though a little harder before he
>>titled his
>>latest album "Dirty Boogie." (Globe)
>
>5 times for chicken and 10 for a guitar? Good god - I'd hate to think
>what he does when he masturbates. He probably just cuts them off and
>sends them to the cleaners first.
It's obsessive/compulsive disorder and it's really not a little quirk for
the Globe to laugh at.
>>
>>- And continuing in the spirit of nice tips: David Hyde Pierce was
>>surprised
>>when he counted his change at a Starbuck's and found a rare coin in with
>>the
>>rest. As happy as David was, the cashier was bummed she didn't notice
>>the Indian
>>Head Nickel herself. No, it wasn't a case of "finder's keepers" -- David
>>left,
>>but came back a couple of days later and presented the woman with the
>>coin,
>>which appraised at $1,200. (National Enquirer)
>
And we all know how "happy" he is.
Lora
>
> {{{{{LCM}}}}} wrote in message <35e790c9...@news.newsguy.com>...
> >On Fri, 28 Aug 1998 16:22:27 -0400, Lora <lo...@newsguy.com> wrote:
> >>- Guitarist Brian Setzer, formerly of the Stray Cats, goes a little
> >>overboard
> >>when it comes to washing his hands. For instance, if he eats chicken, he
> >>washes
> >>his hands five times. And he washes his hands another 10 times before he
> >>picks
> >>up his guitar. Maybe he should have though a little harder before he
> >>titled his
> >>latest album "Dirty Boogie." (Globe)
> >
> >5 times for chicken and 10 for a guitar? Good god - I'd hate to think
> >what he does when he masturbates. He probably just cuts them off and
> >sends them to the cleaners first.
>
> It's obsessive/compulsive disorder and it's really not a little quirk for
> the Globe to laugh at.
Really. Even though tabloids aren't known for their sensitivity, they
should have been able to figure that one out.
> >>
> >>- And continuing in the spirit of nice tips: David Hyde Pierce was
> >>surprised
> >>when he counted his change at a Starbuck's and found a rare coin in with
> >>the
> >>rest. As happy as David was, the cashier was bummed she didn't notice
> >>the Indian
> >>Head Nickel herself. No, it wasn't a case of "finder's keepers" -- David
> >>left,
> >>but came back a couple of days later and presented the woman with the
> >>coin,
> >>which appraised at $1,200. (National Enquirer)
> >
>
> And we all know how "happy" he is.
The person who'd really be kicking him/herself would be the one who gave
it to the cashier. That was one expensive cup of coffee.
>
> --
> | David Migicovsky, d a v i d at s h o w b u z z n e t dot c o m
> | LCM and The Pink Princess Dispense
> | Bad Advice at http://www.showbuzznet.com
--
Frank M. Miller
princ...@aol.com (PRINCESSPK) wrote:
=In article
=<NOSPAM.frnklin-...@user-38lcar5.dialup.mindspring.com>,
=NOSPAM....@mindspring.com (Frank M. Miller) writes:
=
=>=Oh--I think we're back to a casino boat, sweetie. How nice! And it'll
=>=be much nicer than that old QE2.
=>
=>There are some lovely, intimate paddlewheelers that dock in Cicero, IL and
=>sail on the upper Mississippi. That should n't be too far from Canada,
=>and the old-fashioned design should make the two matrons of honorè²´umsey
=>and the Princesséž eel right at home. Princess, could we do some of the
=>duets from "Showboat?"
=>
=
=Dahling, I have racked my brain to sort this out, and I've decided you must me
=Cairo, Ill, Cicero is a suburb of Chicago, completely land locked, and known
=for being one of Al Capone's haunts. I just adore the idea of a duet with you,
=but wouldn't LCM's wedding require something, um, less romantic? Perhaps a
=Hessian drinking song? Or maybe a medley of commercial jingles about diarrhea,
=nicotine, and Milk of Magnesia.
It's been years, but back when I was doing publicity for my book on film
censorship, the Hollywood Casinos hosted a launch party attended by Jane
Russell and myself. I thought it was Cicero, but I could be mistaken. I
was surprised to learn that Illinois law, though it forbids gambling on
dry land, allows it on ships when they're not docked. Hollywood Casinos
ran a small paddlewheel line out of some place approximately one hour out
of Chicago. And it may not have been the MIssissippi. It may have been
the lake.
I got to attend the annual chair auction that weekend, too, and it was
quite delightful.
Lora
>
> In article <199808300516...@ladder01.news.aol.com>,
> princ...@aol.com (PRINCESSPK) wrote:
> =Dahling, I have racked my brain to sort this out, and I've decided you must me
> =Cairo, Ill, Cicero is a suburb of Chicago, completely land locked, and known
> =for being one of Al Capone's haunts. I just adore the idea of a duet with you,
> =but wouldn't LCM's wedding require something, um, less romantic? Perhaps a
> =Hessian drinking song? Or maybe a medley of commercial jingles about diarrhea,
> =nicotine, and Milk of Magnesia.
>
> It's been years, but back when I was doing publicity for my book on film
> censorship, the Hollywood Casinos hosted a launch party attended by Jane
> Russell and myself. I thought it was Cicero, but I could be mistaken. I
> was surprised to learn that Illinois law, though it forbids gambling on
> dry land, allows it on ships when they're not docked.
That little detail is often overlooked or has been amended, because now,
if the river is too rough to travel, the casino stays open. The one I'm
familiar with in Metropolis, IL (home of Superman; they have a big
statue) does anyway. The resort used to be owned by Merv Griffin, BTW,
and in one restaurant the walls are covered with B&W photos of Merv with
various guests from his show. It's kind of fun to try to figure out
who's who, what with the 70's hair and bell bottoms most of them were
wearing. Everybody kind of looks like Donny Osmond. Except for the
women; they all look like Joan Collins.
> Hollywood Casinos
> ran a small paddlewheel line out of some place approximately one hour out
> of Chicago. And it may not have been the MIssissippi. It may have been
> the lake.
>
> I got to attend the annual chair auction that weekend, too, and it was
> quite delightful.
I had no idea what a chair auction was, so I went looking. Found this,
dated Nov. '96:
"7th Annual Celebrity Chair Auction Benefit for Cycle and Christopher
House,
featuring leading chefs of Chicago, Merchandise Mart, 8th flr., 6p.
Chairs
from Muhammad Ali, John Travolta, Hillary Clinton, Princess Diana,
Dennis
Rodman, Michael Jordan, and more." Is this the type of event you
attended? Sounds like fun.
Thread Drift & ACF--Nobody Does it Better <g>
Peter Thorn
> {{{{{LCM}}}}} wrote:
>>
>> On 29 Aug 1998 06:57:39 GMT, princ...@aol.com (PRINCESSPK) wrote:
>>
>> >In article <35e790c9...@news.newsguy.com>, l...@showbuzznet.com
>> >({{{{{LCM}}}}}) writes:
>
>> >>Darlings - do many people get married in museums? And what sort of
>> >>museums? Car? Wax? I wonder where I would get married? Darlings - if I
>> >>got married, where should I get married?
>> >
>> >^^^^^^^^^^PINKing shear snippage^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>> >
>> >Are there still any of those "Ripley's Believe It Or Not" museums, around?
>> >
>>
>> hour from my house. But I wouldn't get married there, sweetie - it's
>> non-smoking. Good god - that's a complication I hadn't even thought of
Not to mention the surrealness factor. Isn't there a display of Mumsey in
that museum? It's hard enough to tell Mumsey from a wax sculpture at the
best of times. You really don't want your guests (who will be slightly
discombobulated by the "vision" of two Mumseys in the same room) to run
screaming when the version which they thought was wax begins to move.
Darling, why not run over to Green Gables and see if you can have your
wedding there? You could pretend that you're Anne and the Princess is
Josie Pye. Of course, you'd have to find someone to play Diana, Marilla and
Gilbert and the rest...but I'm sure with your organizational abilities
it'll be a snap. Just think, a Victorian country wedding. You could be
on the bleeding cut edge of a new fashion, sweetie. Again.
:peter
The Keep
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Frank M. Miller
=I had no idea what a chair auction was, so I went looking. Found this,
=dated Nov. '96:
="7th Annual Celebrity Chair Auction Benefit for Cycle and Christopher
=House,
=featuring leading chefs of Chicago, Merchandise Mart, 8th flr., 6p.
=Chairs
=from Muhammad Ali, John Travolta, Hillary Clinton, Princess Diana,
=Dennis
=Rodman, Michael Jordan, and more." Is this the type of event you
=attended? Sounds like fun.
Yes. The food was fabulous. Celebrities donated chairs that were either
autographed or specially designed. As I understand, the people working on
this thing spend the entire year recruiting celebrities who pass through
Chicago. So, in addition to local sports stars, Siskel and Ebert and that
sort of thing, they have chairs from visiting classical singers, actors on
tour, politicos touting books, etc. My fave was the subway seat on which
Tom Cruise and Rebecca De Mornay made love in "Risky Business." It was
years after the film had come out, but somehow they got the thing and even
had it autographed.
Peter Thorn
Frank M. Miller (NOSPAM....@mindspring.com) writes:
> was surprised to learn that Illinois law, though it forbids gambling on
> ran a small paddlewheel line out of some place approximately one hour out
> of Chicago. And it may not have been the MIssissippi. It may have been
> the lake.
Hmmm...just like the Prohibition days when cruise ships just sailed out
over the three-mile limit so that people could drink as much booze as
humanly possible. One wonders if the same sorts of things happened on the
inlands seas as well...
PRINCESSPK
({{{{{LCM}}}}}) writes:
>
>Oh David - you're being too literal, darling. Frank mean's snatch in a
>more universal sense. Try to be less old-fashioned in your thinking,
>sweetie. It's a tremendous word - I think I'll make it an adjective.
>Yes - "snatchy." Here - I'll use it in a sentence, darling.
>
>LCM, looking fabulous as always, enters the room and upon spying the
>Pink Princess, dashes over and exclaims with great enthusiasm "Oh
>darling - that outfit makes you look like the world's biggest snatch!
>It's the snatchiest ever, sweetie!"
>
>And of course it would be a compliment. To be a "snatch" is to be an
>extra good "catch" darling. Like when you're in a store and you see
>the most perfect thing to wear, but someone else is already trying it
>on, and it's the only one - well you just have to "snatch" it! So to
>be called a "snatch" is to be praised. It's my new word, darlings -
>I'm going to be using it at every conceivable opportunity. Yes - I
>think that would be very snatchaliscious.
>
>Snatchally Snatchy Snatchings, Sweeties
> {{{{{LCM}}}}}
Don't anyone DARE mention "snatchless fondues", or I shall scream!
PRINCESSPK
<NOSPAM.frnklin-...@user-38lcad9.dialup.mindspring.com>,
NOSPAM....@mindspring.com (Frank M. Miller) writes:
>It's been years, but back when I was doing publicity for my book on film
>censorship, the Hollywood Casinos hosted a launch party attended by Jane
>Russell and myself. I thought it was Cicero, but I could be mistaken. I
>was surprised to learn that Illinois law, though it forbids gambling on
>dry land, allows it on ships when they're not docked. Hollywood Casinos
>ran a small paddlewheel line out of some place approximately one hour out
>of Chicago. And it may not have been the MIssissippi. It may have been
>the lake.
>
Ahh, well, *that* explains it! I know very little about contemporary Chicago,
'cause that's the BIG city, (spelled S-o-d-o-m-a-n-d-G-o-m-o-r-a-h), and we
cover our eyes if we even have to fly *over* it.
We had a grande scandalle recently when a pub-lick official got a gambling boat
for Galena, where the only river dried up *years* ago. I think they found a
bit of damp swamp ground to try to comply, but only in the most titular of
manners.
Frank M. Miller
princ...@aol.com (PRINCESSPK) wrote:
=In article
=<NOSPAM.frnklin-...@user-38lcad9.dialup.mindspring.com>,
=NOSPAM....@mindspring.com (Frank M. Miller) writes:
=
=>It's been years, but back when I was doing publicity for my book on film
=>censorship, the Hollywood Casinos hosted a launch party attended by Jane
=>Russell and myself. I thought it was Cicero, but I could be mistaken. I
=>was surprised to learn that Illinois law, though it forbids gambling on
=>dry land, allows it on ships when they're not docked. Hollywood Casinos
=>ran a small paddlewheel line out of some place approximately one hour out
=>of Chicago. And it may not have been the MIssissippi. It may have been
=>the lake.
=>
=
=Ahh, well, *that* explains it! I know very little about contemporary Chicago,
='cause that's the BIG city, (spelled S-o-d-o-m-a-n-d-G-o-m-o-r-a-h), and we
=cover our eyes if we even have to fly *over* it.
=
You mean you've never shopped at Bendels? You've never seen anything at
Steppenwolfe or the Goodman? You've never had roasted garlic at the
Bistro? Princess, I'm shocked and appalled.
=We had a grande scandalle recently when a pub-lick official got a gambling boat
=for Galena, where the only river dried up *years* ago. I think they found a
=bit of damp swamp ground to try to comply, but only in the most titular of
=manners.
And if anybody is an expert on tit-ular manners, it would be our
generously endowed answer to Emily Post.
David Migicovsky
>
>generously endowed answer to Emily Post.
>
Only if in some hitherto unknown language "Emily Post" means "Who's an
insane old harridan that wants putting down?"
Them, of course Princess is the answer.
{{{{{LCM}}}}}
>In article
><NOSPAM.frnklin-...@user-38lcad9.dialup.mindspring.com>,
>NOSPAM....@mindspring.com (Frank M. Miller) writes:
>
>>It's been years, but back when I was doing publicity for my book on film
>>censorship, the Hollywood Casinos hosted a launch party attended by Jane
>>Russell and myself. I thought it was Cicero, but I could be mistaken. I
>>was surprised to learn that Illinois law, though it forbids gambling on
>>dry land, allows it on ships when they're not docked. Hollywood Casinos
>>ran a small paddlewheel line out of some place approximately one hour out
>>of Chicago. And it may not have been the MIssissippi. It may have been
>>the lake.
>>
>
>Ahh, well, *that* explains it! I know very little about contemporary Chicago,
>'cause that's the BIG city, (spelled S-o-d-o-m-a-n-d-G-o-m-o-r-a-h), and we
>cover our eyes if we even have to fly *over* it.
>
>We had a grande scandalle recently when a pub-lick official got a gambling boat
>for Galena, where the only river dried up *years* ago. I think they found a
>bit of damp swamp ground to try to comply, but only in the most titular of
>manners.
>
>
>Reigning and Deigning
>
>Pink Wishes
>The Princess \^*^*^/
>
>Love the Great Pink Thing? Go to:
>http://www.showbuzznet.com/
>
Darling - are you saying they took a perfectly good gambling boat and
stuck it in a swamp?! Oh dear. That's just not right, sweetie. They
should have used a hovercraft, or perhaps a raft. As for the titular
comment, I shan't touch that with a ten foot pole.
Touching Other Things With His Ten Foot Pole Instead,
{{{{{LCM}}}}}
Centre of the Known Universe
{{{{{LCM}}}}}
Miller) wrote:
>In article <199808310856...@ladder01.news.aol.com>,
>princ...@aol.com (PRINCESSPK) wrote:
>
>=In article
>=<NOSPAM.frnklin-...@user-38lcad9.dialup.mindspring.com>,
>=NOSPAM....@mindspring.com (Frank M. Miller) writes:
>=
>=>It's been years, but back when I was doing publicity for my book on film
>=>censorship, the Hollywood Casinos hosted a launch party attended by Jane
>=>Russell and myself. I thought it was Cicero, but I could be mistaken. I
>=>was surprised to learn that Illinois law, though it forbids gambling on
>=>dry land, allows it on ships when they're not docked. Hollywood Casinos
>=>ran a small paddlewheel line out of some place approximately one hour out
>=>of Chicago. And it may not have been the MIssissippi. It may have been
>=>the lake.
>=>
>=
>=Ahh, well, *that* explains it! I know very little about contemporary Chicago,
>='cause that's the BIG city, (spelled S-o-d-o-m-a-n-d-G-o-m-o-r-a-h), and we
>=cover our eyes if we even have to fly *over* it.
>=
>You mean you've never shopped at Bendels? You've never seen anything at
>Steppenwolfe or the Goodman? You've never had roasted garlic at the
>Bistro? Princess, I'm shocked and appalled.
LCM: (helpingly) Shocked and appalled? We all are, darling - it's a
tremendous scandal, after all. Of course *I've* never shopped at
Bendels, or seen anything at Steppenwolfe or the Goodman - and the
Bistro wouldn't give me garlic, so I had to roast some paprika
instead. I didn't leave a tip, though, and I stormed off in complete
yet elegant hysterics.
>
>=We had a grande scandalle recently when a pub-lick official got a gambling boat
>=for Galena, where the only river dried up *years* ago. I think they found a
>=bit of damp swamp ground to try to comply, but only in the most titular of
>=manners.
>
>And if anybody is an expert on tit-ular manners, it would be our
>generously endowed answer to Emily Post.
LCM: (being nice, just this once) Darling - I'm world famous for my
manners and poise, but even Mumsey and I defer to the Pink Princess in
all things to do with politeness and such. She's a tremendously
fabulous person and I adore her. Oh - and yes - she's got tits til
Tuesday, as befits a woman with a heart as large as hers. (back in
bitch mode now) Which reminds me, sweetie (grabbing his cocktail from
the table) - your breast has been in my drink for half an hour now
and I believe it absorbed most of it, so I'm going up the bar and
charging a pitcher of them to you.
>
>+==============================================================+
> Frank Miller, 10086 Sunset Blvd., FABville
> frnklin at mindspring dot com (please note correct email address, albeit spelled out)
>Atlanta, GA
>
>For the best in video reviews, visit me at http://www.showbuzznet.com/frank.htm
>+==============================================================+
Off To The Bar, Fabulous And Free...
{{{{{LCM}}}}}
wrote:
>Lora (lo...@newsguy.com) writes:
>> {{{{{LCM}}}}} wrote:
>>>
>>> On 29 Aug 1998 06:57:39 GMT, princ...@aol.com (PRINCESSPK) wrote:
>>>
>>> >In article <35e790c9...@news.newsguy.com>, l...@showbuzznet.com
>>> >({{{{{LCM}}}}}) writes:
>>
>>> >>Darlings - do many people get married in museums? And what sort of
>>> >>museums? Car? Wax? I wonder where I would get married? Darlings - if I
>>> >>got married, where should I get married?
>>> >
>>> >^^^^^^^^^^PINKing shear snippage^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>> >
>>> >Are there still any of those "Ripley's Believe It Or Not" museums, around?
>>> >
>>>
>>> Oh how impossibly rude!!! And yes, darling - there's one not half an
>>> hour from my house. But I wouldn't get married there, sweetie - it's
>>> non-smoking. Good god - that's a complication I hadn't even thought of
>
>Not to mention the surrealness factor. Isn't there a display of Mumsey in
>that museum?
LCM: (outraged) Oh how rude! She's in Madame Tuseau's and that's it,
darling - well, aside from the front window of the Fashion Cafe in
Newark - and we only agreed to that because we needed the money.
> It's hard enough to tell Mumsey from a wax sculpture at the
>best of times. You really don't want your guests (who will be slightly
>discombobulated by the "vision" of two Mumseys in the same room) to run
>screaming when the version which they thought was wax begins to move.
LCM: (more outraged) Darling - the only time people run screaming from
Mumsey is when she wants them to. At all other times she is adored and
worshipped like some very fabulously attired godess type person, only
with a more thong than toga theme.
>
>Darling, why not run over to Green Gables and see if you can have your
>wedding there? You could pretend that you're Anne and the Princess is
>Josie Pye. Of course, you'd have to find someone to play Diana, Marilla and
>Gilbert and the rest...but I'm sure with your organizational abilities
>it'll be a snap. Just think, a Victorian country wedding. You could be
>on the bleeding cut edge of a new fashion, sweetie. Again.
Oh yes, darling - it's the sequel they need! Here's the cast:
Anne: LCM
Marilla: Mumsey
Gilbert: Peter
Diana: Princess
Josie: Lora
Summary: Aspiring fashion model gets adopted by country folk. Fashion
model takes a lover for the summer. Bitch fights ensue in the
super-charged atmosphere of the one-room schoolhouse. Minor characters
drop and die like flies, as fashion model doesn't "take" well to this
rural setting. Adopted father dies off screen, as the budget doesn't
allow for anyone to play his part. Marilla and Anne open after-hours
club in root cellar, which quickly becomes *the* disco of choice, and
velvet ropes are erected around the outhouse. All ends happily when
WWI breaks out and most everyone goes to France and gets syphillis.
>
>:peter
>The Keep
>--
> _* The Floating Keep * The Owls Burrow * The DjinnBottle * 18TVF4528
>/#\ Peter THORN
>~~~ "Oh, just grow a thicker skin and learn to cope." --me
> Unsolicited commercial e-mail will be deleted unread, so don't bother...
All The Hugs,
{{{{{LCM}}}}}
>In article <35e8792c...@news.newsguy.com>, l...@showbuzznet.com
>({{{{{LCM}}}}}) writes:
>
>>
>>Oh David - you're being too literal, darling. Frank mean's snatch in a
>>more universal sense. Try to be less old-fashioned in your thinking,
>>sweetie. It's a tremendous word - I think I'll make it an adjective.
>>Yes - "snatchy." Here - I'll use it in a sentence, darling.
>>
>>LCM, looking fabulous as always, enters the room and upon spying the
>>Pink Princess, dashes over and exclaims with great enthusiasm "Oh
>>darling - that outfit makes you look like the world's biggest snatch!
>>It's the snatchiest ever, sweetie!"
>>
>>And of course it would be a compliment. To be a "snatch" is to be an
>>extra good "catch" darling. Like when you're in a store and you see
>>the most perfect thing to wear, but someone else is already trying it
>>on, and it's the only one - well you just have to "snatch" it! So to
>>be called a "snatch" is to be praised. It's my new word, darlings -
>>I'm going to be using it at every conceivable opportunity. Yes - I
>>think that would be very snatchaliscious.
>>
>>Snatchally Snatchy Snatchings, Sweeties
>> {{{{{LCM}}}}}
>
>Don't anyone DARE mention "snatchless fondues", or I shall scream!
>
>
>Reigning and Deigning
>
>Pink Wishes
>The Princess \^*^*^/
>
>Love the Great Pink Thing? Go to:
>http://www.showbuzznet.com/
LCM: (holding a fondue pot) Oh. (unsure what to do next, so he puts it
over his head and arches a brow) Darling - do you like my snatchless
hat? It used to be a fondue pot, but I heard somewhere that they went
out of fashion.
Looking Snatchy, Feeling Snatched
David Migicovsky
>LCM: (holding a fondue pot) Oh. (unsure what to do next, so he puts it
>over his head and arches a brow) Darling - do you like my snatchless
>hat? It used to be a fondue pot, but I heard somewhere that they went
>out of fashion.
>
Among the better class of people, fondues never were in fashion.
PRINCESSPK
<NOSPAM.frnklin-...@user-38lcduo.dialup.mindspring.com>,
NOSPAM....@mindspring.com (Frank M. Miller) writes:
>=Ahh, well, *that* explains it! I know very little about contemporary
>Chicago,
>='cause that's the BIG city, (spelled S-o-d-o-m-a-n-d-G-o-m-o-r-a-h), and we
>=cover our eyes if we even have to fly *over* it.
>=
>You mean you've never shopped at Bendels? You've never seen anything at
>Steppenwolfe or the Goodman? You've never had roasted garlic at the
>Bistro? Princess, I'm shocked and appalled.
^^^^^^^^^^PINKing shear snippage^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Well, dahling, in my younger days as an unmarried Princess, I did live next to
Chicago, and frequented The Organic Theatre, (Joey Mantegna, Andre De Shields,
Richard Fire, Dennis Franz, Stuart Gordon, Meshach Taylor, etc., et al), The
Bakery, Punchanello's, Miller's Pub, The Bratskeller, and the standard theatres
like the Subert and Blackstone.
PRINCESSPK
<da...@see.sig> writes:
>Frank M. Miller wrote in message ...
>>
>>And if anybody is an expert on tit-ular manners, it would be our
>>generously endowed answer to Emily Post.
>>
>
>
>Only if in some hitherto unknown language "Emily Post" means "Who's an
>insane old harridan that wants putting down?"
>
>Them, of course Princess is the answer.
And in what hitherto unknown language, precious, is "Them, of course Princess
is the answer", correct? Really, hon, if the current meds aren't working,
don't just experiment with new combinations, go back to your doctor for a new
prescription, um, oopsie, I forgot, Canada and its national health thingie,
please make that, make an appointment, wait 6 months, then go back .....
PRINCESSPK
({{{{{LCM}}}}}) writes:
>Darling - are you saying they took a perfectly good gambling boat and
>stuck it in a swamp?! Oh dear. That's just not right, sweetie. They
>should have used a hovercraft, or perhaps a raft. As for the titular
>comment, I shan't touch that with a ten foot pole.
>
>Touching Other Things With His Ten Foot Pole Instead,
"His" ten foot pole ?!? Methinks LCM's ACF stock just went up by a hundred
points.
PRINCESSPK
({{{{{LCM}}}}}) writes:
>LCM: (being nice, just this once) Darling - I'm world famous for my
>manners and poise, but even Mumsey and I defer to the Pink Princess in
>all things to do with politeness and such. She's a tremendously
>fabulous person and I adore her. Oh - and yes - she's got tits til
>Tuesday, as befits a woman with a heart as large as hers. (back in
>bitch mode now) Which reminds me, sweetie (grabbing his cocktail from
>the table) - your breast has been in my drink for half an hour now
>and I believe it absorbed most of it.....
^^^^^^^^^^PINKing shear snippage^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Sorry, precious, Rule #1 precludes you trying to suck it back out, I'm on to
your games.
PRINCESSPK
<da...@see.sig> writes:
>Among the better class of people, fondues never were in fashion.
>
And how would *you* know, precious?
David Migicovsky
PRINCESSPK wrote in message
<199809011625...@ladder01.news.aol.com>...
>In article <ZFyG1.506$dz3.67...@news.randori.com>, "David Migicovsky"
><da...@see.sig> writes:
>
>>Frank M. Miller wrote in message ...
>>>
>>>And if anybody is an expert on tit-ular manners, it would be our
>>>generously endowed answer to Emily Post.
>>>
>>
>>
>>Only if in some hitherto unknown language "Emily Post" means "Who's an
>>insane old harridan that wants putting down?"
>>
>>Them, of course Princess is the answer.
>
>And in what hitherto unknown language, precious, is "Them, of course
Princess
>is the answer", correct?
It's called a typo. Then, of course Princess is the answer.
Really, hon, if the current meds aren't working,
>don't just experiment with new combinations, go back to your doctor for a
new
>prescription, um, oopsie, I forgot, Canada and its national health thingie,
>please make that, make an appointment, wait 6 months, then go back .....
>
I had an appointment with my endocrinologist on Thursday. He is a leading
man in his field, with papers published, newspaper and TV interviews, etc. I
forgot and thought the appointment was on Friday. I phoned Friday morning to
reschedule and got an appointment for today.
David Migicovsky
<199809011657...@ladder01.news.aol.com>...
>In article <XXTG1.586$dz3.46...@news.randori.com>, "David Migicovsky"
><da...@see.sig> writes:
>
>>Among the better class of people, fondues never were in fashion.
>>
>
>And how would *you* know, precious?
>
By virtue of the following anonymous endorsement:
As to fondue, sweetie, I adore fondue! I have served cuntless
fondues, in my day! Cheese, CHOCOLATE, meat, all types and varieties. I
am so very amused by the various traditions surrounding the custom of
fondue, I have found the most popular being that anyone who drops his
bread in the pot must pay for his carelessness by kissing all his table
partners of the oposing gender, (of course we would need to modify this, a
bit, in Fabulanna, teehee).
David Migicovsky
>({{{{{LCM}}}}}) writes:
>
>>Darling - are you saying they took a perfectly good gambling boat and
>>stuck it in a swamp?! Oh dear. That's just not right, sweetie. They
>>should have used a hovercraft, or perhaps a raft. As for the titular
>>comment, I shan't touch that with a ten foot pole.
>>
>>Touching Other Things With His Ten Foot Pole Instead,
>
>"His" ten foot pole ?!? Methinks LCM's ACF stock just went up by a hundred
>points.
>
Darling, if our good opinion could be bought by deranged lies about
oversized sexual characteristics, why, *you'd* be popular.
David Migicovsky
>>
>>I had an appointment with my endocrinologist on Thursday. He is a leading
>>man in his field, with papers published, newspaper and TV interviews, etc.
I
>>forgot and thought the appointment was on Friday. I phoned Friday morning
to
>>reschedule and got an appointment for today.
>
>joining a cult? Or leaving one?
>
Glands. In my case, the thyroid.
In your case, the thighs.
David Migicovsky
>On 01 Sep 1998 16:25:08 GMT, princ...@aol.com (PRINCESSPK) wrote:
>
>>
>>And in what hitherto unknown language, precious, is "Them, of course
Princess
>>don't just experiment with new combinations, go back to your doctor for a
new
>>prescription, um, oopsie, I forgot, Canada and its national health
thingie,
>>please make that, make an appointment, wait 6 months, then go back .....
>
>
>to a Texan with a rifle in a bell tower) Oh how rude, darling! Our
>medical system is better than yours by a zillion-jillion-ulta-million
>times! I can't imagine every having to *pay* to see a doctor, sweetie
>- it's obscene. It's like all the free things up here, darling - like
>air and water and sex!
It is funny, isn't it, how both Canadians and Americans write of each
other's health care systems as if they were third-world torture chambers.
For most people with health insurance, both systems work quite well most of
the time.
It's just that here, everyone has insurance and everyone has a
constitutional right to health care *and* to all of the big four U.S.
commercial networks, plus PBS.
Even on satellite (<g>)
Frank M. Miller
princ...@aol.com (PRINCESSPK) wrote:
=In article
=<NOSPAM.frnklin-...@user-38lcduo.dialup.mindspring.com>,
=NOSPAM....@mindspring.com (Frank M. Miller) writes:
=
=>=Ahh, well, *that* explains it! I know very little about contemporary
=>Chicago,
=>='cause that's the BIG city, (spelled S-o-d-o-m-a-n-d-G-o-m-o-r-a-h), and we
=>=cover our eyes if we even have to fly *over* it.
=>=
=>You mean you've never shopped at Bendels? You've never seen anything at
=>Steppenwolfe or the Goodman? You've never had roasted garlic at the
=>Bistro? Princess, I'm shocked and appalled.
=
=^^^^^^^^^^PINKing shear snippage^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
=
=Well, dahling, in my younger days as an unmarried Princess, I did live next to
=Chicago, and frequented The Organic Theatre, (Joey Mantegna, Andre De Shields,
=Richard Fire, Dennis Franz, Stuart Gordon, Meshach Taylor, etc., et al), The
=Bakery, Punchanello's, Miller's Pub, The Bratskeller, and the standard theatres
=like the Subert and Blackstone.
Did you ever visit the Bedini Puppet Theatre? I saw the most delightful
production of "The Mikado" there with a part-human, part-puppet cast.
When Katisha entered my friend Chuck and I couldn't stop dancing. If she
hadn't been a puppet, I would have sworn, in later years, that it was you.
Frank M. Miller
<da...@see.sig> wrote:
=PRINCESSPK wrote in message
=<199809011657...@ladder01.news.aol.com>...
=>In article <XXTG1.586$dz3.46...@news.randori.com>, "David Migicovsky"
=><da...@see.sig> writes:
=>
=>>Among the better class of people, fondues never were in fashion.
=>>
=>
=>And how would *you* know, precious?
=>
=
=
=By virtue of the following anonymous endorsement:
=
= As to fondue, sweetie, I adore fondue! I have served cuntless
=fondues, in my day! Cheese, CHOCOLATE, meat, all types and varieties. I
=am so very amused by the various traditions surrounding the custom of
=fondue, I have found the most popular being that anyone who drops his
=bread in the pot must pay for his carelessness by kissing all his table
=partners of the oposing gender, (of course we would need to modify this, a
=bit, in Fabulanna, teehee).
And this is what you've been pathetically attempting to twit the divine
Princess about for all these years! My God, David! Anybody who's anybody
knows that female sex organs give even the best fondues a bitter after
taste akin to licking a copper penny.
{{{{{LCM}}}}}
>In article <ZFyG1.506$dz3.67...@news.randori.com>, "David Migicovsky"
><da...@see.sig> writes:
>
>>Frank M. Miller wrote in message ...
>>>
>>>And if anybody is an expert on tit-ular manners, it would be our
>>>generously endowed answer to Emily Post.
>>>
>>
>>
>>Only if in some hitherto unknown language "Emily Post" means "Who's an
>>insane old harridan that wants putting down?"
>>
>>Them, of course Princess is the answer.
>
>And in what hitherto unknown language, precious, is "Them, of course Princess
>is the answer", correct? Really, hon, if the current meds aren't working,
>don't just experiment with new combinations, go back to your doctor for a new
>prescription, um, oopsie, I forgot, Canada and its national health thingie,
>please make that, make an appointment, wait 6 months, then go back .....
LCM: (feeling vaguely patriotic, which for a Canadian is about equal
to a Texan with a rifle in a bell tower) Oh how rude, darling! Our
medical system is better than yours by a zillion-jillion-ulta-million
times! I can't imagine every having to *pay* to see a doctor, sweetie
- it's obscene. It's like all the free things up here, darling - like
air and water and sex! Mind you, David's doctors are obviously
overworked, but mine isn't, and I can see him any time I want night or
day - except Wednesdays when he golfs, in which case I go to whatever
doctor they've got doing the calls that day. And if it's a serious
thing, you just go to the hospital - you'll wait, like in any
emergency room in the world - but darling, you won't be allowed to
*die* sitting there - it's tremendously bad publicity. My only
complaint about meds in Canada is how they treat old people. They
medicate them beyond the grave, sweetie - especially women. And I've
had so much penecillin thrown at me over the years that now I'm
allergic to it. That's not good. I hope they come up with something
new soon - sulfa drugs are just horrid - so hard on the stomach and
they take forever to work. Anyway, you mustn't laugh at our medicare,
sweetie - it's about all we've got left to be truly proud of!
Well, Aside From Mumsey And Me Of Course,
LCM
>
>
>Reigning and Deigning
>
>Pink Wishes
>The Princess \^*^*^/
>
>Love the Great Pink Thing? Go to:
>http://www.showbuzznet.com/
>
{{{{{LCM}}}}}
{{{{{LCM}}}}}
wrote:
>
>PRINCESSPK wrote in message
><199809011625...@ladder01.news.aol.com>...
>>In article <ZFyG1.506$dz3.67...@news.randori.com>, "David Migicovsky"
>><da...@see.sig> writes:
>>
>>>Frank M. Miller wrote in message ...
>>>>
>>>>And if anybody is an expert on tit-ular manners, it would be our
>>>>generously endowed answer to Emily Post.
>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Only if in some hitherto unknown language "Emily Post" means "Who's an
>>>insane old harridan that wants putting down?"
>>>
>>>Them, of course Princess is the answer.
>>
>>And in what hitherto unknown language, precious, is "Them, of course
>Princess
>>is the answer", correct?
>
>It's called a typo. Then, of course Princess is the answer.
>
>
>Really, hon, if the current meds aren't working,
>>don't just experiment with new combinations, go back to your doctor for a
>new
>>prescription, um, oopsie, I forgot, Canada and its national health thingie,
>>please make that, make an appointment, wait 6 months, then go back .....
>>
>
>
>I had an appointment with my endocrinologist on Thursday. He is a leading
>man in his field, with papers published, newspaper and TV interviews, etc. I
>forgot and thought the appointment was on Friday. I phoned Friday morning to
>reschedule and got an appointment for today.
Endocrinologist? What the buggery bollocks is that, darling? Are you
joining a cult? Or leaving one?
Confused, But Looking Fabulous
{{{{{LCM}}}}}
>In article <35eb68a0...@news.newsguy.com>, l...@showbuzznet.com
>({{{{{LCM}}}}}) writes:
>
>>LCM: (being nice, just this once) Darling - I'm world famous for my
>>manners and poise, but even Mumsey and I defer to the Pink Princess in
>>all things to do with politeness and such. She's a tremendously
>>fabulous person and I adore her. Oh - and yes - she's got tits til
>>Tuesday, as befits a woman with a heart as large as hers. (back in
>>bitch mode now) Which reminds me, sweetie (grabbing his cocktail from
>>the table) - your breast has been in my drink for half an hour now
>>and I believe it absorbed most of it.....
>
>^^^^^^^^^^PINKing shear snippage^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>
>Sorry, precious, Rule #1 precludes you trying to suck it back out, I'm on to
>your games.
>
>
>Reigning and Deigning
>Pink Wishes
>The Princess \^*^*^/
LCM: (looking horrified, but quickly recovering, and then arching a
brow) Sweetie...(taking her hand and patting it gently)...you forget -
I'm fun-bag intolerant. (turning to the room) Darlings - Princess and
I are having a quiet moment here about me sucking her tits, sweeties -
we need our privacy, as this is not something we want you to know
about...(turning conspiratorally back to Princess)...darling, I think
tongues are wagging about us - they say I'm desperate for you, and
well, you're just plain desperate. I think we should ask Mumsey to
print a full page ad in tomorrow's Fabulanna Gazette denying the
rumours so that we may both move on with our lives. In fact, I'm
calling her now...(taking the flip phone out and dialing)...Hello?
Mumsey? Listen sweetie, tongues are wagging - I need you to print a
full page ad of denial...what's that?...no, darling - not #4 - or #5 -
listen, darling, it's a new denial - not one of the standard
ones...hmmm?...oh yes, it's a tremendous scandal - Princess is sitting
here in the Boom Boom Room - yes, I don't know how she got back in,
darling - maybe she said she was with the Circus or something - hmmm?
- well she's got that *look* about her today - no, darling, she
doesn't want to give an interview, sweetie - she's too
drunk...(looking at Princess and smiling a reasurring smile - pointing
to the receiver and mouthing "Mumsey")...what?...well you see darling,
her dress unfurled and her breast fell in my drink - and then she
asked me to, well - oh this is too embarrassing for her - just say
that she asked me to massage it, and I said no, but couldn't throw a
drink in her face because her breast absorbed it all - and then all
the town started talking and it's a terrible scandal for both of us.
Yes, darling - we'll need a full page - make it the front page - and
just say something like "LCM and The Pink Princess Wish To Announce
That They Are Not Having A Torrid Affair"...and then just to be legal
about it darling, put "With each other" in small print somewhere near
the bottom. That's right, sweetie - and use my most glamorous pic, and
then that one I took of her without her panties. Yes. Alright, darling
- come down to meet us when you can - I'll send Marcel with the
Sweetiemobile to fetch you, darling. Ta! (hanging up and putting the
flip phone back in his wig) There sweetie - it's all settled. Mumsey
said she's putting the ad in, and then everything will be just fine.
Now if you'll excuse me, sweetie, I have to go powder my ass and find
out what's written about us in the bathrooms.
Dashing Off, Looking Glamorous...
{{{{{LCM}}}}}
wrote:
>PRINCESSPK wrote in message
><199809011625...@ladder01.news.aol.com>...
>>In article <35eb684a...@news.newsguy.com>, l...@showbuzznet.com
>>({{{{{LCM}}}}}) writes:
>>
>>>Darling - are you saying they took a perfectly good gambling boat and
>>>stuck it in a swamp?! Oh dear. That's just not right, sweetie. They
>>>should have used a hovercraft, or perhaps a raft. As for the titular
>>>comment, I shan't touch that with a ten foot pole.
>>>
>>>Touching Other Things With His Ten Foot Pole Instead,
>>
>>"His" ten foot pole ?!? Methinks LCM's ACF stock just went up by a hundred
>>points.
>>
>
>
>Darling, if our good opinion could be bought by deranged lies about
>oversized sexual characteristics, why, *you'd* be popular.
>
>
>--
>| David Migicovsky, d a v i d at s h o w b u z z n e t dot c o m
>| LCM and The Pink Princess Dispense
>| Bad Advice at http://www.showbuzznet.com
Oh how rude! Darling - my genitals are not to be sneezed at!
Cross!
David Migicovsky
>>>
>>>"His" ten foot pole ?!? Methinks LCM's ACF stock just went up by a
hundred
>>>points.
>>
>>Darling, if our good opinion could be bought by deranged lies about
>>oversized sexual characteristics, why, *you'd* be popular.
>>
>
>
Why, are they upset by the sight of organs that can actually spray bodily
fluids on a regular basis?
And no, running sores don't count.
David Migicovsky
>
>production of "The Mikado" there with a part-human, part-puppet cast.
>When Katisha entered my friend Chuck and I couldn't stop dancing. If she
>hadn't been a puppet, I would have sworn, in later years, that it was you.
>
Princess is often mistaken for part-human.
PRINCESSPK
<da...@see.sig> writes:
>
>I had an appointment with my endocrinologist on Thursday. He is a leading
>man in his field, with papers published, newspaper and TV interviews, etc. I
>forgot and thought the appointment was on Friday. I phoned Friday morning to
>reschedule and got an appointment for today.
Dahling, you would do far better to see a dermatologist, and *next* time you
are choosing a doctor, find one for whom you are not the only patient.
Reigning and Deigning
Pink Wishes
The Princess \^*^*^/
Love the Great Pink Thing? Go to:
http://www.showbuzznet.com/
PRINCESSPK
<NOSPAM.frnklin-...@user-37kb5ag.dialup.mindspring.com>,
NOSPAM....@mindspring.com (Frank M. Miller) writes:
>Did you ever visit the Bedini Puppet Theatre? I saw the most delightful
>production of "The Mikado" there with a part-human, part-puppet cast.
>When Katisha entered my friend Chuck and I couldn't stop dancing. If she
>hadn't been a puppet, I would have sworn, in later years, that it was you.
>
Dahling, was this at an establishment called Koohnsolm? In an old McCormic
mansion? IRL I am *quite* puppetlike.
PRINCESSPK
<NOSPAM.frnklin-...@user-37kb5ag.dialup.mindspring.com>,
NOSPAM....@mindspring.com (Frank M. Miller) writes:
>
>And this is what you've been pathetically attempting to twit the divine
>Princess about for all these years! My God, David! Anybody who's anybody
>knows that female sex organs give even the best fondues a bitter after
>taste akin to licking a copper penny.
>
Precious, that is not necessarily the case, some are distinctly like vanilla,
you should taste more before making such an assertion.
PRINCESSPK
({{{{{LCM}}}}}) writes:
>I had an appointment with my endocrinologist on Thursday. He is a leading
>>man in his field, with papers published, newspaper and TV interviews, etc. I
>>forgot and thought the appointment was on Friday. I phoned Friday morning to
>>reschedule and got an appointment for today.
>
>Endocrinologist? What the buggery bollocks is that, darling? Are you
>joining a cult? Or leaving one?
>
Omygod, dahling! Endocrinologists deal with hormones and things, David is
obviously undergoing a sex change! Oh the horror!
PRINCESSPK
({{{{{LCM}}}}}) writes:
>
>>>"His" ten foot pole ?!? Methinks LCM's ACF stock just went up by a hundred
>>>points.
>>>
>>
>>
>>Darling, if our good opinion could be bought by deranged lies about
>>oversized sexual characteristics, why, *you'd* be popular.
>>
>>
>>--
>>| David Migicovsky, d a v i d at s h o w b u z z n e t dot c o m
>>| LCM and The Pink Princess Dispense
>>| Bad Advice at http://www.showbuzznet.com
>
>Oh how rude! Darling - my genitals are not to be sneezed at!
>
Or sniffed at, apparently!
PRINCESSPK
<da...@see.sig> writes:
>
>>Endocrinologist? What the buggery bollocks is that, darling? Are you
>>joining a cult? Or leaving one?
>>
>
>
>Glands. In my case, the thyroid.
>
>In your case, the thighs.
>
Oh, pah-lees-sah, dahling, do not try to pass off those "man-breasts" as some
sort of glandular imbalance, we are not so naive!
PRINCESSPK
<da...@see.sig> writes:
> Really, hon, if the current meds aren't working,
>>>don't just experiment with new combinations, go back to your doctor for a
>new
>>>prescription, um, oopsie, I forgot, Canada and its national health
>thingie,
>>>please make that, make an appointment, wait 6 months, then go back .....
>>
>>
>>LCM: (feeling vaguely patriotic, which for a Canadian is about equal
>>to a Texan with a rifle in a bell tower) Oh how rude, darling! Our
>>medical system is better than yours by a zillion-jillion-ulta-million
>>times! I can't imagine every having to *pay* to see a doctor, sweetie
>>- it's obscene. It's like all the free things up here, darling - like
>>air and water and sex!
>
>It is funny, isn't it, how both Canadians and Americans write of each
>other's health care systems as if they were third-world torture chambers.
>
>For most people with health insurance, both systems work quite well most of
>the time.
Except in Canada they just work a little slower, and they think that MRI
machines are "a little space agey". Tell the truth, dahling, only in Canada
does pine bark and beaver spleen pass as a perscription for "consumption".
Here's a little hint, hon, if bullets with impressions from human teeth and a
jar of leeches are the only "impliments" in the ER, you should run for the
border.
PRINCESSPK
<da...@see.sig> writes:
>>
>>Did you ever visit the Bedini Puppet Theatre? I saw the most delightful
>>production of "The Mikado" there with a part-human, part-puppet cast.
>>When Katisha entered my friend Chuck and I couldn't stop dancing. If she
>>hadn't been a puppet, I would have sworn, in later years, that it was you.
>>
>
>
>Princess is often mistaken for part-human.
Certainly a problem you have never faced, nothing about you is even remotely
human.
And don't try to site your well known herpes, simian herpes are a well
documented phenomenon.
David Migicovsky
<199809021524...@ladder03.news.aol.com>...
>In article
><NOSPAM.frnklin-...@user-37kb5ag.dialup.mindspring.com>,
>NOSPAM....@mindspring.com (Frank M. Miller) writes:
>
>>Did you ever visit the Bedini Puppet Theatre? I saw the most delightful
>>production of "The Mikado" there with a part-human, part-puppet cast.
>>When Katisha entered my friend Chuck and I couldn't stop dancing. If she
>>hadn't been a puppet, I would have sworn, in later years, that it was you.
>>
>
>mansion? IRL I am *quite* puppetlike.
>
Wooden despite always having a man's hand up your dress, fingers wiggling?
David Migicovsky
><da...@see.sig> writes:
>
>
>Except in Canada they just work a little slower, and they think that MRI
>machines are "a little space agey".
And that monstrosity known as the "HMO" is unknown. Imagine, not being able
to pick your own doctor. Sounds communist if you ask me.
Frank M. Miller
princ...@aol.com (PRINCESSPK) wrote:
=In article
=<NOSPAM.frnklin-...@user-37kb5ag.dialup.mindspring.com>,
=NOSPAM....@mindspring.com (Frank M. Miller) writes:
=
=>Did you ever visit the Bedini Puppet Theatre? I saw the most delightful
=>production of "The Mikado" there with a part-human, part-puppet cast.
=>When Katisha entered my friend Chuck and I couldn't stop dancing. If she
=>hadn't been a puppet, I would have sworn, in later years, that it was you.
=>
=
=Dahling, was this at an establishment called Koohnsolm? In an old McCormic
=mansion? IRL I am *quite* puppetlike.
No, it was in a storefront somewhere (I just followed my friend, who lived
there). During the visit we also saw Steppenwolfe in a rare misstep
("Arms and the Man" played like "Laverne and Shirley," so we dubbed it
"Arms and the Shirley") and a production of "Twelfth Night" with no
direction whatsoever.
Frank M. Miller
=In article
=<NOSPAM.frnklin-...@user-37kb5ag.dialup.mindspring.com>,
=NOSPAM....@mindspring.com (Frank M. Miller) writes:
=
=>
=>And this is what you've been pathetically attempting to twit the divine
=>Princess about for all these years! My God, David! Anybody who's anybody
=>knows that female sex organs give even the best fondues a bitter after
=>taste akin to licking a copper penny.
=>
=
=Precious, that is not necessarily the case, some are distinctly like vanilla,
=you should taste more before making such an assertion.
But where can one get them legally anymore. I mean for inclusion in
recipes, of course.
PRINCESSPK
<da...@see.sig> writes:
>>Except in Canada they just work a little slower, and they think that MRI
>>machines are "a little space agey".
>
>And that monstrosity known as the "HMO" is unknown. Imagine, not being able
>to pick your own doctor. Sounds communist if you ask me.
Precious, HMOs are a choice, not the only option, the way national health is,
well not counting all you canucks who exercise the "other" option and cross the
border, once you get a diagnosis more serious than, "hangnail".
David Migicovsky
<199809042345...@ladder01.news.aol.com>...
>
>Precious, HMOs are a choice, not the only option, the way national health
is,
>well not counting all you canucks who exercise the "other" option and cross
the
>border, once you get a diagnosis more serious than, "hangnail".
>
To call HMOs a choice is a joke.
Frank M. Miller
princ...@aol.com (PRINCESSPK) wrote:
=In article <mdkH1.669$dz3.135...@news.randori.com>, "David Migicovsky"
=<da...@see.sig> writes:
=
=>>Except in Canada they just work a little slower, and they think that MRI
=>>machines are "a little space agey".
=>
=>And that monstrosity known as the "HMO" is unknown. Imagine, not being able
=>to pick your own doctor. Sounds communist if you ask me.
=
=Precious, HMOs are a choice, not the only option, the way national health is,
=well not counting all you canucks who exercise the "other" option and cross the
=border, once you get a diagnosis more serious than, "hangnail".
And for whom are they a choice, you over-dressed Peronista! Some of us,
like those with chronic illnesses (which is most of America over age 35)
who aren't working regular, full-time jobs can't get traditional
patient-pay coverage. We take what we can get, and believe me, it ain't
that good. I'd be glad to pay for the damned thing if a) I could back to
my original doctor, the nice, caring family practitioner who doesn't have
hospital privileges and b) they wouldn't make me suffer through everything
twice before really treating it. And those idiots in congress think we
shouldn't be allowed to sue them when they make decisions that cost
peoples live's simply in the interest of saving a buck. I say, let's
storm the administration building! . . . I mean, let's take a stand and
demend the medical treatment we deserve.
PRINCESSPK
<NOSPAM.frnklin-...@user-38lc94k.dialup.mindspring.com>,
NOSPAM....@mindspring.com (Frank M. Miller) writes:
Dear Roused Rabble
Please ignore this pathetic attempt, by Frank, to get the government to provide
the virtual avalanche of Qualudes that he consumes daily. If his "nice,
caring, family practitioner", were not in jail for being a Dr. FeelGood, and
writing so many prescriptions for Vicodin that the red flag went up at the FDA,
he would still be able to "pop 'em like Pez", and would not have arisen from
his standard drug induced coma, to demand more drugs. He had a similar
meltdown when crack was not approved as an OTC diet aid.
Frank M. Miller
princ...@aol.com (PRINCESSPK) wrote:
=In article
=<NOSPAM.frnklin-...@user-38lc94k.dialup.mindspring.com>,
=NOSPAM....@mindspring.com (Frank M. Miller) writes:
=>And for whom are they a choice, you over-dressed Peronista! Some of us,
=>like those with chronic illnesses (which is most of America over age 35)
=>who aren't working regular, full-time jobs can't get traditional
=>patient-pay coverage. We take what we can get, and believe me, it ain't
=>that good. I'd be glad to pay for the damned thing if a) I could back to
=>my original doctor, the nice, caring family practitioner who doesn't have
=>hospital privileges and b) they wouldn't make me suffer through everything
=>twice before really treating it. And those idiots in congress think we
=>shouldn't be allowed to sue them when they make decisions that cost
=>peoples live's simply in the interest of saving a buck. I say, let's
=>storm the administration building! . . . I mean, let's take a stand and
=>demend the medical treatment we deserve.
=
=Dear Roused Rabble
=Please ignore this pathetic attempt, by Frank, to get the government to provide
=the virtual avalanche of Qualudes that he consumes daily. If his "nice,
=caring, family practitioner", were not in jail for being a Dr. FeelGood, and
=writing so many prescriptions for Vicodin that the red flag went up at the FDA,
=he would still be able to "pop 'em like Pez", and would not have arisen from
=his standard drug induced coma, to demand more drugs. He had a similar
=meltdown when crack was not approved as an OTC diet aid.
Dear Suffering and Oppressed Masses,
Once again, the Princess resorts to personal attacks to avoid dealing with
the issues at hand. And my former doctor is not doing jail time for
writing too many presecriptions to Vicodin. If she were, she'd have been
in plenty of time to renew that Quaalude rx she gave me last April. She's
in jail because they caught on to the little medicinal herb garden she was
growing in her window boxes. And for that, they give much longer
sentences.
So let's give her a real rousing welcome by throwing out the
establishment, putting in a decent medical system and sending the Princess
to a world where she has to wait in line for her face lifts and monkey
gland injections just like the rest of us.
Peter Thorn
PRINCESSPK (princ...@aol.com) writes:
> In article <mdkH1.669$dz3.135...@news.randori.com>, "David Migicovsky"
>
>>>Except in Canada they just work a little slower, and they think that MRI
>>
>
To quote/paraphrase some French philosopher whose name I cannot remember so is
"sleeping under bridges and stealing bread to survive". Funny how it only
seems to be the poor people who exercise that option...much like
forgoeing HMOs it seems...
> the way national health is,
> well not counting all you canucks who exercise the "other" option and cross the
> border, once you get a diagnosis more serious than, "hangnail".
Ahem. Then how would you explain that a few years back when the Ontario
government began cracking down on OHIP fraud, they suddenly realised that
there were 10 million OHIP numbers for a province of 9 million people...?
And, if memory serves, New Brunswick had the same sort of thing going on
as well...
:peter
The Keep
--
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/#\ Peter THORN
~~~ "Oh, just grow a thicker skin and learn to cope." --me
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David Migicovsky
>
>
>Ahem. Then how would you explain that a few years back when the Ontario
>government began cracking down on OHIP fraud, they suddenly realised that
>there were 10 million OHIP numbers for a province of 9 million people...?
>
Must have been all those Quebecers flocking over so they couldn't be treated
in their own language. <g>
I remember that. That's also when I found out a normal hospital birth is
$10,000 there.
David Migicovsky
>
>establishment, putting in a decent medical system and sending the Princess
>to a world where she has to wait in line for her face lifts and monkey
>gland injections just like the rest of us.
>
Oh dear... you mean this is the result of *privileged* access to the stuff?