"My God, I'm Hit!" --- The Theories Don't Get Much Sillier Than Andersen's Idiotic One
David Von Pein
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.assassination.jfk/browse_thread/thread/a56966a24b72809a
Author Brian David Andersen thinks that JFK wasn't even shot in the
head AT ALL on 11/22/63. The explosion to the head was merely a
"pyrotechnics device" being worn by President Kennedy. So, JFK faked
his own death.
~sigh~
So, we have a new kooky theory out there. Lovely. They never stop, do
they? It doesn't matter how totally stupid-sounding or illogical the
theory might be....the ridiculous theories just keep on coming.
I guess Jackie was "in" on the massive cover-up too, huh Brian?
Because Jackie testified that she had the bloody head of her OWN
HUSBAND in her lap during the drive to Parkland Hospital, and she said
she was trying to "hold his hair on".
Brian's impossible theory, per this radio program....
http://mygodimhit.com/IJ-1.mp3
....takes David Lifton's theory one step further into the Twilight
Zone of absurdity by including a "body switch" that takes place right
inside the limo itself DURING THE DRIVE TO PARKLAND (via a "secret
compartment" that Brian has invented...a compartment that apparently
was hiding a second "JFK" during the motorcade).
I guess Jackie Kennedy either didn't notice this "body switch", or she
just didn't give a damn about this cloak-&-dagger activity going on
right under her nose. I wonder if Jackie is even mentioned in "My God,
I'm Hit!"?
Plus: Jackie must have lied when she said this to the WC regarding JFK
uttering any words after being shot (and she was about six inches from
JFK's mouth when he was shot):
Mr. RANKIN. Do you recall anyone saying anything else during the time
of the shooting?
Mrs. KENNEDY. No; there weren't any words. There was just Governor
Connally's. And then I suppose Mrs. Connally was sort of crying and
covering her husband. But I don't remember any words.
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Just when you thought the conspiracy theories couldn't get any
kookier, Brian David Andersen arrives with his wholly-unsupportable
batch of utter nonsense.
Brian is one of those "Everything Is Fake" conspiracists. Literally
EVERYTHING is fake, per Mr. Andersen....from JFK's body, to the head
shot ("pyrotechnics device"? LOL), to the Z-Film (naturally), to the
autopsy pictures, to the ballistics evidence, to the WC, to the HSCA
(evidently), etc., etc.
I think Brian David Andersen needs to step back from the "CT" abyss
he's now in and ask himself a logical question --- Is such massive
"fakery" really and truly possible; and, moreover, is such an absurd
amount of "fakery" really and truly a "reasonable" thing to believe
with respect to the "incident on Elm Street" involving President John
F. Kennedy on November 22, 1963?
Is your outlandish theory "reasonable" or "unreasonable", Mr.
Andersen?
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REALITY LINKS:
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.conspiracy.jfk/msg/880c62b3ea505ae0
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.conspiracy.jfk/msg/5d384fd048c73bc8
http://www.hometheaterforum.com/htf/showpost.php?p=3200858
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bigdog
> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.assassination.jfk/browse_thread/th...
I wonder if it would be impossible to concoct a conspiracy theory that
was so outrageous that no loon would latch on to it. NAH!!! Couldn't
be done. I love this latest one about the body switch. Hell, they did
it for Hitler when they dumped some poor schmuck look alike outside
the bunker as the Rookies were closing in. I wonder who they picked to
be JFK's body double? Maybe it was an inflatable JFK doll.
curtjester1
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The body switch? Why not get more into the probable with the coffin
switch and what they might have wanted done to JFK's appearance?
Anyway, there are several anomalies concerning flight times, caskets,
wrappings, and body bags to make us wonder. Of course, Morningstar
might get top billing.
http://www.jfkresearch.com/morningstar/morningstar3-2.htm
CJ
Walt
> On Dec 15, 12:56 am, David Von Pein <davevonp...@aol.com> wrote:
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> > Author Brian David Andersen thinks that JFK wasn't even shot in the
> > head AT ALL on 11/22/63. The explosion to the head was merely a
> > "pyrotechnics device" being worn by President Kennedy. So, JFK faked
> > his own death.
I never listened to the entire bucket of garbage so I missed his
explanation about the pyrotechnics device.
I heard him mention it several times and I thought he said that JFK
was wearing such a device. My impression was that somehow JFK had
been tricked into wearing an explosive collar, and then that device
was triggered on Elm street, which blew JFK's head off.
Utterly crazy.... Brian David Andersen needs the serious attention he
can get in a mental hospital.
Walt