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Cautious Joe

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Mar 15, 2009, 7:46:38 PM3/15/09
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I have collected over 10 in my message filters so far.. it's sort of
amusing to watch them squirm around like little bity ants.

Ari®

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Mar 15, 2009, 7:48:07 PM3/15/09
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On Sun, 15 Mar 2009 23:46:38 +0000, Cautious Joe wrote:

> I have collected over 10 in my message filters so far.. it's sort of
> amusing to watch them squirm around like little bity ants.

You killfiled yourself, AssClown?
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Cheps Baps And Clunge

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Mar 15, 2009, 7:55:33 PM3/15/09
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On Sun, 15 Mar 2009 19:48:07 -0400, AriŽ wrote:

> On Sun, 15 Mar 2009 23:46:38 +0000, Cautious Joe wrote:
>
>> I have collected over 10 in my message filters so far.. it's sort of
>> amusing to watch them squirm around like little bity ants.
>
> You killfiled yourself, AssClown?

What? He killfiled himself. But of course, that's assclowning.
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Alexander Cain

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Mar 15, 2009, 7:59:50 PM3/15/09
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On Sun, 15 Mar 2009 19:55:33 -0400, Cheps Baps And Clunge wrote:

> On Sun, 15 Mar 2009 19:48:07 -0400, AriŽ wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 15 Mar 2009 23:46:38 +0000, Cautious Joe wrote:
>>
>>> I have collected over 10 in my message filters so far.. it's sort of
>>> amusing to watch them squirm around like little bity ants.
>>
>> You killfiled yourself, AssClown?
>
> What? He killfiled himself. But of course, that's assclowning.

Was he talking to his other kiddie friends?
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Ari®

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Mar 15, 2009, 8:03:42 PM3/15/09
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I suppose but that is what an AssClown does. He gets his assclowning ass
handed to him, yells "TROLLS" invokes the killfile. It's much like
driving down the street with your eyes closed. You're still going to get
your assclowning asscleaned but at least the humiliation factor is
acceptable.

Dave Krueger

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Mar 15, 2009, 8:05:08 PM3/15/09
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AHA!


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No Whan

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Mar 15, 2009, 9:14:34 PM3/15/09
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Frank J. Camper, alias "Ari", Adler Berriman "Barry" Seal, ARACari,
Sidney Lambe, Dulle Jos, Cliveden Chew Haas, Grinner, Ryan White,
Alric Knebel, Cheps Baps And Clunge, Alexander Cain, Dave Krueger,
etc, etc, etc.

Franklin

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Mar 15, 2009, 9:51:48 PM3/15/09
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On Sun 15Mar 23:48, Ari® <TheJoos...@gmail.com> wrote

> On Sun, 15 Mar 2009 23:46:38 +0000, Cautious Joe wrote:
>
>> I have collected over 10 in my message filters so far.. it's
>> sort of amusing to watch them squirm around like little bity
>> ants.
>
> You killfiled yourself, AssClown?

Cautious Joe must be using Chris Millbank's killfile technique: peer
minutely at the killfiled posts he hadn't wanted to see and study them
closely.

:)

Ari®

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Mar 15, 2009, 10:11:52 PM3/15/09
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He's being cautious.

With a touch of assclown.

GlobalTravel

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Mar 15, 2009, 10:33:26 PM3/15/09
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No Whan

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Mar 16, 2009, 1:29:18 AM3/16/09
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Frank J. Camper, (alias "Ari", Adler Berriman "Barry" Seal, ARACari,

> Sidney Lambe, Dulle Jos, Cliveden Chew Haas, Grinner, Ryan White,
> Alric Knebel, Cheps Baps And Clunge, Alexander Cain, Dave Krueger,
> GlobalTravel, etc, etc, etc.)

Ari®

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Mar 16, 2009, 1:03:39 AM3/16/09
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On Mon, 16 Mar 2009 00:29:18 -0500, No Whan wrote:

> Frank J. Camper, alias GlobalTravel, Sidney Lambe, Dulle Jos, Grinner.

lol

Fucking moron.

GlobalTravel

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Mar 16, 2009, 1:16:16 AM3/16/09
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No Whan

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Mar 16, 2009, 2:19:42 AM3/16/09
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Frank J. Camper lied:

> On Mon, 16 Mar 2009 00:29:18 -0500, No Whan wrote:
>
>> Frank J. Camper, alias GlobalTravel, Sidney Lambe, Dulle Jos, Grinner.
>
> lol
>

No, you're a fucking liar.
Everything you say is a lie.

I know that you know I'm right, Frank J. Camper.

heh


No Whan

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Mar 16, 2009, 2:21:22 AM3/16/09
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<g> <stretch> <g>


John Smith

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Mar 16, 2009, 3:07:54 AM3/16/09
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Cautious Joe wrote:
> I have collected over 10 in my message filters so far.. it's sort of
> amusing to watch them squirm around like little bity ants.

Don't feed the trolls, especially this "Ari" one, he's got allot of time
on his hands to waste while he gets his social assistance. Either that
or he's a pretty sad excuse for a TLA, regards

Ari®

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Mar 16, 2009, 3:18:23 AM3/16/09
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John, John, Merlott's ass is over there, go stick your nose back in it.

<I wonder why he cuts Xposts just like Cautious AssClown?> hmmmmmmm

GlobalTravel

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Mar 16, 2009, 10:43:12 AM3/16/09
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Ari®

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Mar 16, 2009, 11:00:34 AM3/16/09
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On Mon, 16 Mar 2009 00:07:54 -0700, John Smith wrote:

> Cautious Joe wrote:
>> I have collected over 10 in my message filters so far.. it's sort of
>> amusing to watch them squirm around like little bity ants.
>

> Don't feed the trolls, especially this "Ari" one...........
> he's a pretty sad excuse for a TLA (Three Letter Agent)

He stalks quietly but firmly across the vast void of Usenet, hunting
like a starving eagle on a lake trout diet. Ari Silverstein, CIA,
AssClown Assassin.

He will warn the AssClowns now not to steal or sell government secrets
or they *will* pay the price of having their arses violated rudely by
Company's covertly trained, butt-fucking pony.

He's been overheard saying:

"Look, you jerk, why don't you grow up and leave this group alone? What
have you got against that? I can tell you this though, if you behave
like this IRL, it's only a matter of time before I stomp your AssClown
ass into a wet paste. Think about it, Smith."

In the immense silence of emptiness, Universal Cosmic Energy radiates
omnipresently over the deep space of impermanent existence, whereupon
he finds the tip of the AssClown's penis. Steathly, Silverstein turns
Cautious AssClown Joe into the eunuch we know today.

No Whan

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Mar 16, 2009, 5:49:20 PM3/16/09
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<g> <stretch> <g>


Moe Trin

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Mar 16, 2009, 9:59:51 PM3/16/09
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I take it you didn't feel it necessary to READ the group for a month
before posting.

[compton ~]$ sed -n '/^02\/13/,$ p' newslog | grep
alt.computer.security.*killed | cut -d' ' -f4 | awk 'BEGIN { FS="/" }
; { total +=$1 }; END { print total }'
353
[compton ~]$

It's not as if this is the most active newsgroup - 353 articles offered
in the past 28 days. The high wank level would have been obvious.

2005 2006 2007 2008 2009
alt.computer.security: 1254/8313 660/5377 288/2098 838/1702 243/613

That's what's been hitting my killfile (kills/offered) - but I've been
aware that the group has a pretty horrible signal/noise ratio.

[compton ~]$ grep -vE '^([%\[ ]|Score|$)' /var/spool/slrnpull/score |
cut -d' ' -f1 | sort | uniq -c | column
1075 From: 20 References: 2 ~Subject:
3 Lines: 449 Subject:
36 Message-ID: 83 Xref:
[compton ~]$

>User-Agent: Thunderbird 2.0.0.19 (X11/20090114)

If you used a real news tool instead of some windoze wanna-be
"it's the only program I've figured out out to use" thingy, you'd be
able to avoid even the distraction of the trolls and those who try to
respond to them - they don't even waste your bandwidth getting
downloaded.

Old guy

Ari®

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Mar 17, 2009, 1:46:17 AM3/17/09
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On Mon, 16 Mar 2009 20:59:51 -0500, Moe Trin wrote:

>>User-Agent: Thunderbird 2.0.0.19 (X11/20090114)
>
> If you used a real news tool instead of some windoze wanna-be
> "it's the only program I've figured out out to use" thingy

Oooh, painful, "Cautious Joe/John Smith" might run away...oh gosh, he
already did!

Ari®

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Mar 22, 2009, 4:48:59 PM3/22/09
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On Mon, 16 Mar 2009 17:49:20 -0400, No Whan wrote:

> GlobalTravel wrote:
>> In article <p_ydnfjkwcdOfCDU...@giganews.com>
>> No Whan <now...@rumplestilks.kin> wrote:
>>> GlobalTravel wrote:
>>>> In article <jOadnS1BlsEDSCDU...@giganews.com>
>>>> No Whan <now...@rumplestilks.kin> wrote:
>>>>> Frank J. Camper, (alias "Ari", Adler Berriman "Barry" Seal, ARACari,
>>>>>> Sidney Lambe, Dulle Jos, Cliveden Chew Haas, Grinner, Ryan White,
>>>>>> Alric Knebel, Cheps Baps And Clunge, Alexander Cain, Dave Krueger,
>>>>>> GlobalTravel, etc, etc, etc.)
>>>> Yawn.
>>>>
>>> <g> <stretch> <g>
>>
>> Burp.
>>
>
> <g> <stretch> <g>

huh?

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