"AudiO Madness" "Velvet Knights 1969!!!..."

[Colonel Jake]

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[Bozo]

Dear Colonel Jake: I must have accidentally clicked on one of the links
to your website (because believe me I wouldn't have done so
intentionally ... trust me on this one) and enabled the sound link to
your "Velvet Knights Junior Drum & Bugle Corps with Colour Guard" (a
Proctor & Gamble laundry-product I presume?) because the damn thing
went off unexpectedly and scared the hell out of me!

I must admit it was pretty funny and entertaining to listen to ... in a
tragic ear-worm sort of way ... but I swear I wouldn't have done so had
it NOT been by accident.

But like most people why would I bother clicking on any of the
Colonel's links when virtually everything you attempt to say is either
incomprehensible, repetitive, offensive or non persuasive.

There's a friendly message here Colonel ... but I wonder if you'll get
it ... LESS IS MORE.

If only everything you posted was a fraction as funny as your drum
corp, you'd be a welcome hero on parade yourself ... instead you're
terribly "off-putting" and repelling (and there's no percentage in it
either! So why do you persist?

I'm telling you this because I don't think you realize how effectively
you BURY your own material. Whatever it is you want us to read, see or
hear you manage to literally bury under all the crap and litter you
assault your readers with!

You're an advertising disaster!

Your band was actually funny and worth listening to EXCEPT who'd
attempt or bother with it except by accident when most everything you
post here is either offensive, annoying, repetitive or seemingly
without purpose?

Thank goodness accidents happen, huh!

Remember: LESS IS MORE.

-Bozo-

[Tommy Joe]

Bozo wrote:

You took an awful long time to get to that. Remember, Bozo, less is
more.

Tommy Joe (The Less Guy)