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First, check out what Octomunky's whining about now:



> Any idiot can... *snicker*

Or cackle.

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Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright ᅵ 2012
all rights reserved

____________________________________________________________________

A new revelation from David Keeting the Assworm:

"there's not much you can tell me about the boner that i don't know
already."

Message-ID: <JO6dnTGAR5mq6MPN...@giganews.com>
____________________________________________________________________

Uncle Steve learns about pigs:

<US> How much money have you spent paying off the PIGS?

<CM> The pigs have no use for money. They're content to eat table scraps
and forage for truffles.

<US> I keep forgetting you've been doing this for so long that it's easy
for you. I can't wait to piss on your grave.

Regards,
Uncle Steve

Message-ID: <b18ab6cb2c...@gmail.com>
____________________________________________________________________

[tard] Phoenix swallows the hook, the line, the sinker, and half of the
pole:

<CM> Watch the stupid cunt ask what 1337 means...

<JD> That is exactly what I am expecting.

<CM> ROT 1337... it'll make you dizzy!

<Tard> Did... did you just tell someone to attempt to ROT-13 *numbers*,
you Clueless Newbie of the Month candidate?

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Even when we warned him first, he still fell for it!

Message-ID: <k3ae35$prb$1...@news.mixmin.net>
_____________________________________________________________________

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First, check out what Octomunky said:


>
> On 03/10/2012 8:46 PM, Nadegda wrote:
> > On Wed, 03 Oct 2012 20:07:43 -0400, kensi wrote:
> >
> >> On 03/10/2012 9:09 AM, Fakely Neighborhall Vole Wanker wrote:
> >>> On Wed, 3 Oct 2012 03:31:44 -0700 (PDT), "Tom Swift Sr."
> >>> <thomas.sw...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> I doubt you guys have the time to do it, but you might want to do
> >>>> search for his posts to see if he's placed his fake ballot in other
> >>>> groups and let people know this ASAP.
> >>>
> >>> There is nothing to correct, Tom. The post you replied to was from a
> >>> butthurt kook who, like Milby, uses sockpuppets in an attempt to
> >>> disrupt the awards.
> >>
> >> Says the butthurt kook who attempts to disrupt the awards. Disregard the
> >> fake "FNVW", Tom; the real ones post as kensi from AIOE, as Nadegda from
> >> Eternal-September, and as [Tor] Andrew Wilson and [Tor] Friendly
> >> Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {1 of 4} from mixmin. Any "FNVW" posts from
> >> Albasani or from Databasix are fake, as are any from mixmin or elsewhere
> >> with a Date: ... -0500 header. (Note the date header in the post this is
> >> a reply to.)
> >
> > Whoa, kensi ... *your* posts will probably have a -0500 when the hour
> > changes. (And the fake FNVW's posts will presumably then have a -0600.)
>
> Oops.
>
> Good point.
>
> (Frigging daylight savings time. Whoever invented that monstrosity needs
> to be shot. It causes far more confusion and complication than it's
> worth. :))

Don't fret, Octomunky. The Friendly Neighborhood Cock Smoker (1 of 4)
has problems keeping track of time too.

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Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2012

[Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}

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Oct 4, 2012, 8:41:01 AM10/4/12
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Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Friendly Neighborhood Cock Smoker (1 Of 4), in
<news:60fpt0.5...@news.alt.net> did thusly write:

> Don't fret, Octomunky. The Friendly Neighborhood Cock Smoker (1 of 4)
> has problems keeping track of time too.

He can't read calendars, either. Or do fourth grade math, use Google
Search, or understand why ROT-13 won't work on numbers. He's too busy
looking for guys, dogs and trannies to fuck while abusing Xanax and
referring to himself in the third person.

2.76 times your historical posting rate for the month to date. Keep
melting, fat retarded drug-addicted chimp. I'll let you know when you
breach 3x your historical posting rate.

<snicker>

--

/\ Properly known as James
\ /\ The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle
\ / \ THERE IS NO CABAL - LONG LIVE THE NEW CABAL
\/ The AUK coup is complete. The Old Cabal is no more.

Kook Awards Official Voting Ballot:
Message-ID: <k4b1ce$j4k$2...@news.mixmin.net>
http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=134906097300
https://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/msg/dd05de54d25966a4

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First, check out what [Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of
Four} said:


>
> Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
>
> Friendly Neighborhood Cock Smoker (1 Of 4), in
> <news:60fpt0.5...@news.alt.net> did thusly write:
>
> > Don't fret, Octomunky. The Friendly Neighborhood Cock Smoker (1 of 4)
> > has problems keeping track of time too.
>
> He can't read calendars, either. Or do fourth grade math, use Google
> Search, or understand why ROT-13 won't work on numbers. He's too busy
> looking for guys, dogs and trannies to fuck while abusing Xanax and
> referring to himself in the third person.
>
> 2.76 times your historical posting rate for the month to date. Keep
> melting, fat retarded drug-addicted chimp. I'll let you know when you
> breach 3x your historical posting rate.
>
> <snicker>

I've got a feeling you're going to be a bit... preoccupied for awhile.




<snicker>

Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}

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Oct 4, 2012, 11:51:51 PM10/4/12
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Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Checkmate, in <news:60iac4.b...@news.alt.net> did thusly write:

> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate!
>
> First, check out what [Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of
> Four} said:
>
>>
>> Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
>>
>> Friendly Neighborhood Cock Smoker (1 Of 4), in
>> <news:60fpt0.5...@news.alt.net> did thusly write:
>>
>>> Don't fret, Octomunky. The Friendly Neighborhood Cock Smoker (1 of 4)
>>> has problems keeping track of time too.
>>
>> He can't read calendars, either. Or do fourth grade math, use Google
>> Search, or understand why ROT-13 won't work on numbers. He's too busy
>> looking for guys, dogs and trannies to fuck while abusing Xanax and
>> referring to himself in the third person.
>>
>> 2.76 times your historical posting rate for the month to date. Keep
>> melting, fat retarded drug-addicted chimp. I'll let you know when you
>> breach 3x your historical posting rate.
>>
>> <snicker>
>
> I've got a feeling you're going to be a bit... preoccupied for awhile.

I'm sure the Tor exit node operators are being bothered incessantly by
the butthurt kooks right about now. As for me, they'll not only have
to track me down through Tor and VPN, but across two countries. Good
luck with those international jurisdictional logistics in bringing any
kook soot.
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First, check out what Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
"Hubris". It'll bite you right square on the ass, so keep bragging fool.

Checkmate

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First, check out what Janithor said:


>
> x-no-archive: yes
>
> On 10/4/2012 8:51 PM, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
> All hail the new FNVWs!

You're such a tool sometimes...
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First, check out what Janithor said:


>
> x-no-archive: yes
>
> Keep this up, and you're not going to win the Plunger of Janithor.

I'm... disappointed in you.
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First, check out what Janithor said:


>
> x-no-archive: yes
>
> Well, you made me mad. Now cal & asd know all about my plot to bring
> him down.

How...

how did they find...

out?

>:}

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First, check out what [Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of
Four} said:


>
> Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
>
> Friendly Neighborhood Cock Smoker (1 Of 4), in
> <news:60fpt0.5...@news.alt.net> did thusly write:
>
> > Don't fret, Octomunky. The Friendly Neighborhood Cock Smoker (1 of 4)
> > has problems keeping track of time too.
>
> He can't read calendars, either. Or do fourth grade math, use Google
> Search, or understand why ROT-13 won't work on numbers. He's too busy
> looking for guys, dogs and trannies to fuck while abusing Xanax and
> referring to himself in the third person.
>
> 2.76 times your historical posting rate for the month to date. Keep
> melting, fat retarded drug-addicted chimp. I'll let you know when you
> breach 3x your historical posting rate.
>
> <snicker>

Do you fear that late-night knock on the door?

Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}

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Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Checkmate, in <news:60km1o....@news.alt.net> did thusly write:

> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate!
>
> First, check out what [Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of
> Four} said:
>
>>
>> Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
>>
>> Friendly Neighborhood Cock Smoker (1 Of 4), in
>> <news:60fpt0.5...@news.alt.net> did thusly write:
>>
>>> Don't fret, Octomunky. The Friendly Neighborhood Cock Smoker (1 of 4)
>>> has problems keeping track of time too.
>>
>> He can't read calendars, either. Or do fourth grade math, use Google
>> Search, or understand why ROT-13 won't work on numbers. He's too busy
>> looking for guys, dogs and trannies to fuck while abusing Xanax and
>> referring to himself in the third person.
>>
>> 2.76 times your historical posting rate for the month to date. Keep
>> melting, fat retarded drug-addicted chimp. I'll let you know when you
>> breach 3x your historical posting rate.
>>
>> <snicker>
>
> Do you fear that late-night knock on the door?

Tell you what, if any of you fucking retards can post my real-life
name, I'll leave Usenet forever. If you can't, you're admitting you
still don't know who I am.

Fetch, tards.
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I've never really given a flying fuck who you are. I just call all of
you tards Derbyshit or a Derbyshit sock because it's a sure-fire way of
inducing a frothfest. I thought at least one of you (assuming that there
actually IS more than one of you) would have figured that out by now.

--
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright ᅵ 2012

Checkmate

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First, check out what Bit said:


>
> news from Alien the Libel Lawsuit Wrangler
> <FN...@altusenetkooks.co>:
> >Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
> >
> >Checkmate, in <news:60km1o....@news.alt.net> did thusly write:
> >
> >> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> >> Checkmate!
> >>
> >> First, check out what [Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of
> >> Four} said:
> >>
> >>>
> >>> Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
> >>>
> >>> Friendly Neighborhood Cock Smoker (1 Of 4), in
> >>> <news:60fpt0.5...@news.alt.net> did thusly write:
> >>>
> >>>> Don't fret, Octomunky. The Friendly Neighborhood Cock Smoker (1 of 4)
> >>>> has problems keeping track of time too.
> >>>
> >>> He can't read calendars, either. Or do fourth grade math, use Google
> >>> Search, or understand why ROT-13 won't work on numbers. He's too busy
> >>> looking for guys, dogs and trannies to fuck while abusing Xanax and
> >>> referring to himself in the third person.
> >>>
> >>> 2.76 times your historical posting rate for the month to date. Keep
> >>> melting, fat retarded drug-addicted chimp. I'll let you know when you
> >>> breach 3x your historical posting rate.
> >>>
> >>> <snicker>
> >>
> >> Do you fear that late-night knock on the door?
> >
> >Tell you what, if any of you fucking retards can post my real-life
> >name, I'll leave Usenet forever. If you can't, you're admitting you
> >still don't know who I am.
>
>
> you know it's you they're after, fuckup.
>
> My advice to you, move yourself and all you own ASAP. If you are stupid
> enough to be using a family member's home or place of business, say bubbye
> to the cashflow, and any assets. You don't have much real estate in your
> name do you?
>
> Karma BWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAHAHAHAHA ,
> it's not like you weren't given ample time to STFU.
>
>
>
> >Fe<SLAP>
>
>
> BWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
>
> $0 in yer account.

Maybe he can move in with Paddy Sullivan.

Nadegda

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There are four of us and we are kicking your ass. The example of Tom
Swift, Sr. must surely prove to you by now that we've won, for fuck's
sake. That's the pointiest clue you've gotten yet, so if it didn't
penetrate ... well, then I hope you enjoy padded cells, because your
condition destines you to wind up in one, and sooner rather than later.

<snicker>

BTW, nice admission that you're lying when you klame people are
Derbyshire socks. Hopefully, once word of that admission spreads it will
put *that* silly myth to bed once and for all. It was good for a bit of
amusement and as grounds for handing out quite a few Loony Maroon Awards
to you kooks, but really, it's beginning to get a little stale.

Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}

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Oct 6, 2012, 10:36:20 AM10/6/12
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Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Bit Rot, in <news:k4ob3n$ve5$1...@dont-email.me> did thusly write:

> news from Alien the Libel Lawsuit Wrangler
> <FN...@altusenetkooks.co>:
>>Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
>>
>>Checkmate, in <news:60km1o....@news.alt.net> did thusly write:
>>
>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>> Checkmate!
>>>
>>> First, check out what [Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of
>>> Four} said:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
>>>>
>>>> Friendly Neighborhood Cock Smoker (1 Of 4), in
>>>> <news:60fpt0.5...@news.alt.net> did thusly write:
>>>>
>>>>> Don't fret, Octomunky. The Friendly Neighborhood Cock Smoker (1 of 4)
>>>>> has problems keeping track of time too.
>>>>
>>>> He can't read calendars, either. Or do fourth grade math, use Google
>>>> Search, or understand why ROT-13 won't work on numbers. He's too busy
>>>> looking for guys, dogs and trannies to fuck while abusing Xanax and
>>>> referring to himself in the third person.
>>>>
>>>> 2.76 times your historical posting rate for the month to date. Keep
>>>> melting, fat retarded drug-addicted chimp. I'll let you know when you
>>>> breach 3x your historical posting rate.
>>>>
>>>> <snicker>
>>>
>>> Do you fear that late-night knock on the door?
>>
>>Tell you what, if any of you fucking retards can post my real-life
>>name, I'll leave Usenet forever. If you can't, you're admitting you
>>still don't know who I am.
>
> you know it's you they're after, fuckup.
>
> My advice to you, move yourself and all you own ASAP. If you are stupid
> enough to be using a family member's home or place of business, say bubbye
> to the cashflow, and any assets. You don't have much real estate in your
> name do you?

Funny you should mention that. Actually, I have no possessions in my
name. The house we live in is owned by and we rent it from a
subsidiary of the corporation. Each property is sequestered in its own
subsidiary, for further legal protection. The vehicles are owned by
and a perk from the corporation. I have a good team of attorneys
working for me (although not exclusively for me), to ensure that
should someone try to extort us via lawsuit (ie: slip and fall
scammers, pretty common occurrence for large rental real estate
investors), we're essentially judgment-proof.

BTW, all that forging you kooks did of the New Cabal FNVWs was so good
that you've now muddled who sent what, pretty much fucking up any
chance of proving anything in court.

Now, if the butthurt kook bringing soot is able to save enough
aluminium cans to actually pay his attorneys to get through all the
above points, and is able to tackle successfully the international
jurisdictional logistics of bringing his kook soot to fruition, we've
got yet another gotcha waiting that'll really twist yer knickers.

Karma, mate BWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAHAHAHAHA

> it's not like you weren't given ample time to STFU.

I'm still waiting for any of these three things:
1) any of you cowardly kooks to post my real-life name
2) any legal paperwork
3) the identity of the obsessed kook bringing soot

Being a betting man, I'd place the odds of me still waiting for all
three a year from now at about 100%.

Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}

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Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Huh, that's the same reason I call you fat retarded drug-addicted
chimp. The difference being, mine actually causes you to froth, and
it's truthful.

Tom Swift Sr.

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...
Well for those wondering why people who use sockpuppets are so stupid
to think others won't know this, here is a prime example from Bob
Milby Jr, aka Patriot Games, aka Buster Norris, aka thousands of
sockpuppets.

Oh, and Junior. I'm about as scared of you as I am about a piss ant.

Here is a suggestion for you, Bobby: Get A LIfe!

----------------
On Oct 6, 11:53 am, "patriotga...@democrathallofshame.com
http://www.democrathallofshame.com"
<patriotga...@democrathallofshame.com> wrote:
> On Thu, 4 Oct 2012 14:15:09 -0700 (PDT), "Tom Swift Sr."
>
> <thomas.swift.sen...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >On Oct 4, 3:27 pm, An tSin Gorm <chine.b...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >> I'm not good at figuring which socks are which. What are some of Bob's?
> >Well, it's rather hard to list many of these sock puppets, because I
> >think Bob Milby Jr. is well into the 1,000s (maybe even the 10,000s)
> >right now.
>
> There's no such person posting named "Bob Milby Jr." The poster
> "Wakefield" already proved it, using the instructions I provided YOU
> (but you were too stupid to follow)...
>
> Buster doesn't use sock puppets, he uses one-time-only temporary
> names. How many? Nobody knows...
>
> >First, usually everyday in the late evening (Eastern Time), Junior
> >will post a series of XXXX "Is A Proven Liar" posts. Here is one
> >example:
>
> That's part of the Public Service he provides free of charge to
> Usenet.
>
> >Please note, this is just from ONE night, October 3, 2012. Milby does
> >this every night for either one or two people.
>
> No, not exactly... Buster keeps the total to under 40, ideally closer
> to 30. The number of posters reported on is variable and not
> relevant.
>
> >Note they will have in the subject title a number, usually in the #000
> >format. Also in the message itself, all of these thousands of sock
> >puppets *claim* their "information" source was " [Courtesy of Buster
> >Norris]". "Buster Norris" is the main sockpuppet Patriot Games (aka
> >Bob Milby Jr.) uses.
>
> Since I'm in a good mood today I'm going to give you JUST ONE
> opportunity to correct the LIBEL and DEFAMATION you seem to be
> enjoying.
>
> Here are your options:
>
> Option 1. In the newsgroup "alt.politics" you will post a PUBLIC
> APOLOGY for claiming I am someone ("Bob Milby Jr.") who I am not. You
> will post this PUBLIC APOLOGY by NOON Monday, October 8, 2012.
> - Your PUBLIC APOLOGY WILL INCLUDE a statement that you do not have
> and have never had ANY EVIDENCE that I am "Bob Milby Jr."
> - Your PUBLIC APOLOGY WILL INCLUDE a PUBLIC APOLOGY to the REAL
> "Bob Milby Jr."
>
> Option 2. Get an attorney.
>
> >Now Bob Milby Jr./Patriot Games/Buster Norris will post 25-50 posts,
> >usually every day, under the sock puppet "Kickin' Ass and Takin'
> >Names" (note the difference is spelling) and will include a YouTube
> >link.
>
> You have been asked to prove this claim repeatedly. You have FAILED
> to prove this claim. See Option #2 above.
>
> >Then he will reply to his own sock puppet post with another of his
> >"[courtesy of Buster Norris]" out-of-date, cut-and-paste posts.
>
> "Out-of-date?" Historical fact, by definition, is ALWAYS out of
> date...
>
> "Cut-and-paste?" posts. Do you seriously think anyone re-types text
> when it isn't necessary???
>
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> - LOL!!!

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I wouldn't exactly call it a lie. I don't know... or care, one way or
the other. I just love to see you get all lathered up every time I play
The Derbyshire Game with you. It's like poking a chimp in a cage with a
big stick and watching him jump up and down and scream for awhile.


<POKE-POKE>

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Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2012

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I love it when you call me (and everybody else) fat retarded chimps,
because it's so lame and immature that it's comical. Also, it shows hoe
much of your sorry little life you spend obsessing over me... Derbyshire.

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AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2012

Fred Hall

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On Sat, 6 Oct 2012 14:36:20 +0000 (UTC), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
Wrangler {One Of Four} <FN...@altusenetkooks.co> wrote:

>The house we live in

Has an IRS tax lien?
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October 2012 nominations:
http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.com/2012/10/october-2012-nominations.html

http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.com/p/award-winners-1994-2012.html

http://fnvw.databasix.com (awards descriptions and more)

http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.com/p/afa-b-awards-in-exile.html

Fred Hall

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On Sat, 6 Oct 2012 09:59:36 -0700 (PDT), "Tom Swift Sr."
<thomas.sw...@gmail.com> wrote:

>Well for those wondering why people who use sockpuppets

No one cares, "Tom Swift." By endorsing the bogus Cabal you have
placed yourself on the side of a kook who goes real life on his
perceived enemies ([Tard] FNVW) and a kook who uses multiple socks
(Derbyshire aka kensi, Nadegda, Andrew Wilson).

Here is an interesting post for you:

Message-ID: <50703463...@Guy.com>

From: Some Guy <So...@Guy.com>
NNTP-Posting-Host: kFZEomYdJtJvikWcNq90Kg.user.speranza.aioe.org
Date: Sat, 06 Oct 2012 09:38:43 -0400
X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.79 [en] (Win98; U)

"Can someone explain why AIOE does not allow cross-posting between:
alt.politics.obama and alt.politics.democrats"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Heh
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Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}

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Oct 6, 2012, 11:30:00 PM10/6/12
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Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Because it's the truth.

> because I'm so lame and immature that it's comical. Also, it shows hoe
> much of my sorry little life I spend obsessing over you... Derbyshire.

Sez the guy starting his day at noon with a 60 oz. mug of black coffee
and a handful of caffeine pills, immediately followed by frothing
screed on usenet for most of the day, then a meal break to inhale 6000
calories of junk food, punch a couple panels so he can earn his
poverty-line wages, then back on usenet until 2:30 am, screeding
himself half-dead. Then he overdoses on the strong psychiatric drug
Xanax to get to sleep.

<snicker>

--

/\ Properly known as Bill

Fred Hall

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On Sun, 7 Oct 2012 02:24:03 +0000 (UTC), This account has been banned
because it violated the Google Groups Terms Of Use <laug...@u.kook>
wrote:

>Fred Hall <fkh...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 6 Oct 2012 09:59:36 -0700 (PDT), "Tom Swift Sr."
>> <thomas.sw...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>>Well for those wondering why people who use sockpuppets
>>
>> No one cares, "Tom Swift." By endorsing the bogus Cabal you have
>> placed yourself on the side of a kook who goes real life on his
>> perceived enemies ([Tard] FNVW) and a kook who uses multiple socks
>> (Derbyshire aka kensi, Nadegda, Andrew Wilson).
>>
>> Here is an interesting post for you:
>>
>> Message-ID: <50703463...@Guy.com>
>>
>> From: Some Guy <So...@Guy.com>
>> NNTP-Posting-Host: kFZEomYdJtJvikWcNq90Kg.user.speranza.aioe.org
>> Date: Sat, 06 Oct 2012 09:38:43 -0400
>> X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.79 [en] (Win98; U)
>>
>> "Can someone explain why AIOE does not allow cross-posting between:
>> alt.politics.obama and alt.politics.democrats"
>>
>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>
>> Heh
>
>Here is another interesting post.
>
>Message-ID: <fb08580c-d58d-41ea...@y38g2000hsy.googlegroups.com>
>From: "Tom Sr." <tomswif...@gmail.com> in 2008, voting in the July 2008
>AUK ballot and passing around the official ballot paper.
>
><tomswif...@gmail.com> had a long posting history. Then he vanished.
>
>But <thomas.sw...@gmail.com> was 'born' only on September 18 this year.
>
>Is the latter 'Tom' a sock, a frogery, or a clueless newbie with a new address?

Looks like more Derbyshit crap to me.
--


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdyBYSuqQBQ&feature=youtu.be

# 1 - "I'M NOT DERBYSHIRE!!!1!!
# 2 - "I AM [Sock A] NOT [Sock B]!!2!!
# 3 - "Proof?"
# 4 - "YOU'RE CHASING A GHOST!!4!!"
# 5 - "YOU'RE DRINKING THE MORPHY KOOL-AID!!5!!"
# 6 - "We've spanked you again - VICTOLLY IS OURS!!!6!!"
# 7 - "I'M WINNING, FOR FUCK' SAKE!!7!!" (from MID <jutal1$4u1$1@dont- email.me>)
# 8 - Point to the [Tard] Peg Boi's Palmjobs and call them 'evidence' or 'spanks'.
# 9 - Display mental retardation and insanity by regurgitating a Tholenism.
#10 - When spanked six ways to Sunday, reply to each sockpuppet diddling insane
screed and call it 'Our So0pa Sekkkret Unkrackable Kode'.
#11 - When spanked, make a faux award nomination and second it by Holey Sock.
#12 - PeeWee - vermin's big misadventure.
#13 - Swim deeply in denial.
#14 - MELT! You fat retarded chimp!

Tom Swift Sr.

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On Oct 6, 10:24 pm, This account has been banned because it violated
the Google Groups Terms Of Use <laugh...@u.kook> wrote:
> <tomswiftsen...@gmail.com> had a long posting history.  Then he vanished.
> But <thomas.swift.sen...@gmail.com> was 'born' only on September 18 this year.
>
> Is the latter 'Tom' a sock, a frogery, or a clueless newbie with a new address?

Far from a newbie, I just didn't want to bother with all the old
baggage.

As to why I left, I got SO fucking tired of Bob Milby Jr. aka Patriot
Games fillibg up alt.politics with his hate spam, I just gave up on
alt.politics and did other stuff in life. I'm back a little now, but
basically only until Obama wins the election in November.

He is already boring ths shit out of me again.

If it you want proof I'm the same Tom Swift Sr., go read alt.politics
and see all the hate posts Games has been posting for the last few
weeks to me. (He sents the vast majority of all his posts to the same
5 newsgroups and AUK is not i ncluded; so you have to read his posts
in alt.politics.) If anyone knows it's me, it's gonna be Junior since
he hates my guts.

Gods, that asshole is SUCH a loser.

Tom Swift Sr.

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On Oct 6, 11:35 pm, Fred Hall <fkh...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Looks like more Derbyshit crap to me.


Ah, you're just mad because I didn't pick you.

http://tinyurl.com/7whs2j7

kensi

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Oct 7, 2012, 1:35:29 PM10/7/12
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On 06/10/2012 3:08 PM, Checkmate wrote:
> First, check out what Nadegda said:
>
>> BTW, nice admission that you're lying when you klame people are
>> Bigfoot socks. Hopefully, once word of that admission spreads it will
>> put *that* silly myth to bed once and for all. It was good for a bit of
>> amusement and as grounds for handing out quite a few Loony Maroon Awards
>> to you kooks, but really, it's beginning to get a little stale.
>
> I wouldn't exactly call it a lie. I don't know... or care, one way or
> the other.

Making random statements with 7-billion-to-one odds against their being
right by happenstance, while explicitly disclaiming any concern for
their accuracy, might as well be lying, ko0ky.

--
"To explain the unknown by the known is a logical procedure; to explain
the known by the unknown is a form of theological lunacy." ~David Brooks

Checkmate

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Checkmate!

First, check out what kensi said:


>
> On 06/10/2012 3:08 PM, Checkmate wrote:
> > First, check out what Nadegda said:
> >
> >> BTW, nice admission that you're lying when you klame people are
> >> Bigfoot socks. Hopefully, once word of that admission spreads it will
> >> put *that* silly myth to bed once and for all. It was good for a bit of
> >> amusement and as grounds for handing out quite a few Loony Maroon Awards
> >> to you kooks, but really, it's beginning to get a little stale.
> >
> > I wouldn't exactly call it a lie. I don't know... or care, one way or
> > the other.
>
> Making random statements with 7-billion-to-one odds against their being
> right by happenstance, while explicitly disclaiming any concern for
> their accuracy, might as well be lying, ko0ky.

Whatever keeps you spinning, bitch.
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pandora

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Oct 7, 2012, 7:39:50 PM10/7/12
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On Sun, 07 Oct 2012 21:59:31 +0100, Wader of Doom wrote:

> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
> <FN...@altusenetkooks.co> wrote:
>
>> > Do you fear that late-night knock on the door?
>>
>> Tell you what, if any of you fucking retards can post my real-life
>> name, I'll leave Usenet forever. If you can't, you're admitting you
>> still don't know who I am.
>
> Do I sense an imminent flounce, Shirley Knott?

As well, he/she/it doesn't seem to realize that no one really cares who
they are. He/she/it has an inflated sense of his/her/its importance.

Checkmate

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First, check out what Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
> name. The house we live in is owned by and we rent it...

Exactly as I suspected all along. Let me guess... you also don't own a
Lotus, other than the one sitting on your windowsill that you bought at
K-Mart's garden center.
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pandora

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On Mon, 08 Oct 2012 00:47:13 +0100, Wader of Doom wrote:
> Hey! Are /you/ looking at /my/ persona?
>
> I'm very sensitive, y'know. I just might go off in a huff. Or maybe in a
> minute and a huff. It /is/ bedtime after all, at least, it is over here.

Nah. I was commenting on the fake FNVW. IT flounces SO well, don't ya
know.
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Nadegda

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On Sun, 07 Oct 2012 23:55:33 +0000, Bit <bitrot wrote:

> news from Sn!pe <snipe...@notforspam.fsnet.co.uk>:
>>[ml dropped]
>>
>>Friendly(anything but) [Fake]Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
>><FN...@altusenetkooks.co> wrote:
>>
>>> Actually, I have no possessions in my name. The house we live in is
>>> owned by and we rent it from a subsidiary of the corporation.
>>
>>How nice to meet a Real Company Man in the flesh (as it were). I've seen
>>lots of movies about you guys, those black suits and ties with the white
>>shirts are really sharp. And the sunglasses too - I imagine they're
>>essential when you do that flashy thing to erase people's memories.
>>Still, I suppose that's a necessary evil when you're trying to keep
>>immigrant aliens under control.
>>
>>
> Don't fall for those tall Socky tales. Socky h^ere is a decorated kook,
> a fake fnvw, aka 'alien', who is a short little feller<MUSHROOM CLOUD>

Hi, kooky. Still butthurt over being nominated for Kook of the Month for
October?

Nadegda

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On Sun, 07 Oct 2012 13:31:00 -0700, Checkmate wrote:

> Warning! Always make ANSI approved safety giggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate!
>
> First, check out what kensi said:
>
>
>
>> On 06/10/2012 3:08 PM, Checkmate wrote:
>> > First, check out what Nadegda said:
>> >
>> >> BTW, nice admission that you're lying when you klame people are
>> >> Bigfoot socks. Hopefully, once word of that admission spreads it
>> >> will put *that* silly myth to bed once and for all. It was good for
>> >> a bit of amusement and as grounds for handing out quite a few Loony
>> >> Maroon Awards to you kooks, but really, it's beginning to get a
>> >> little stale.
>> >
>> > I wouldn't exactly call it a lie. I don't know... or care, one way
>> > or the other.
>>
>> Making random statements with 7-billion-to-one odds against their being
>> right by happenstance, while explicitly disclaiming any concern for
>> their accuracy, might as well be lying, ko0ky.
>
> Whatever keeps you spinning, bitch.

Your tacit admission that you were indeed lying has been noted, kook.

<high-fives kensi for the assist here, and for nailing Stalemate to the
closet door in that other thread; this one's kooky goose is cooked!>

Nadegda

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On Sun, 07 Oct 2012 18:39:50 -0500, pandora wrote:

> On Sun, 07 Oct 2012 21:59:31 +0100, Wader of Doom wrote:
>
>> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
>> <FN...@altusenetkooks.co> wrote:
>>
>>> > Do you fear that late-night knock on the door?
>>>
>>> Tell you what, if any of you fucking retards can post my real-life
>>> name, I'll leave Usenet forever. If you can't, you're admitting you
>>> still don't know who I am.
>>
>> Do I sense an imminent flounce, Shirley Knott?
>
> As well, he/she/it doesn't seem to realize that no one really cares who
> they are.

Pope Snarky's giant lits'o'haet proves you wrong there, kooky.

Nadegda

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On Sun, 07 Oct 2012 23:57:18 +0000, This account has been banned because
it violated the Google Groups Terms Of Use wrote:

> "Tom Swift Sr." <thomas.sw...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On Oct 6, 10:24 pm, This account has been banned because it violated
>> the Google Groups Terms Of Use <laugh...@u.kook> wrote:
>>> <tomswiftsen...@gmail.com> had a long posting history.  Then he
>>> vanished. But <thomas.swift.sen...@gmail.com> was 'born' only on
>>> September 18 this year.
>>>
>>> Is the latter 'Tom' a sock, a frogery, or a clueless newbie with a new
>>> address?
>>
>> Far from a newbie, I just didn't want to bother with all the old
>> baggage.
>
> Then you don't have any excuse for voting in, and supporting, a
> fraudulent ballot run by a pair of notorious net kooks.
>
> Especially after you reposted the correct ballot paper in 2008, and
> after you were pointed, several times, to the correct current ballot and
> record of awards - which, you should have noted, has Milby listed -
>
> http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.ca/p/award-
winners-1994-2012.html#palmjob
>
> Palmjob Paddle, 2008
> July Bob Milby AKA Patriot Games
>
> And look who won the same award exactly four years later -
>
> Palmjob Paddle, 2012
> July Paul G. "Two-Socks Derbyshire

That award was renamed the Blistered Ass Award and was jointly won by
Aratzio, Ferd, Irkin Invader Zim, and Murphy in July, kook. Moreover, the
person you just named does not seem to actually exist on usenet, outside
of the paranoid minds of a few net.kooks like yourself.

> Derbyshire (AKA 'kensi', AKA 'Andrew Wilson', AKA 'Nadegda', as you have
> also been told on numerous occasions, is a kook using sockpuppets to run
> fake ballots in AUK.

Proof, kooky?

> You've behaved like a textbook example of a Clueless Newbie, "Tom."

Actually, his posts make it clear that he's quite clueful, unlike you,
Offishul AUK Spankling.
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Checkmate

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I don't think any of us pays any attention to your little fake elections.
I know *I* don't.

Checkmate

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You really don't "get" this whole trolling thing, do you?

kensi

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On 07/10/2012 9:10 PM, Checkmate wrote:
> I don't think any of us pays any attention to your little fake elections.
> I know *I* don't.

Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim:

<MPG.2a7a97004...@news.alt.net>
<MPG.2a90a1902...@news.alt.net>
<MPG.2aae57711...@news.alt.net>
<5vl3ph....@news.alt.net>
<5vl3gg....@news.alt.net>
<600062....@news.alt.net>
<600132.u...@news.alt.net>
<60af5p....@news.alt.net>

Those last few were your butthurt response to one voter putting a + in
the box for your Special Ops Cody only a short time in the past.
Suffering from memory problems, ko0ky?

And, of course, classic erroneous presupposition that the Tetrarchy
awards are "fake". It's Ferd's "awards" that are fake, ko0ky, as has
recently been established even more clearly than before.

Nadegda

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Oct 7, 2012, 9:25:31 PM10/7/12
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> You really don't "g<SLAP!>

You really don't get this "you were caught in some lies and publicly
'fessed up to one of them" thing, do you?

Accept your public opprobrium for your lying and learn from it, kook.
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pandora

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Oct 7, 2012, 9:49:15 PM10/7/12
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Apparently not.

Checkmate

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Checkmate!

First, check out what kensi said:


>
> On 07/10/2012 9:10 PM, Checkmate wrote:
> > I don't think any of us pays any attention to your little fake elections.
> > I know *I* don't.
>
> Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim:
>
> <MPG.2a7a97004...@news.alt.net>
> <MPG.2a90a1902...@news.alt.net>
> <MPG.2aae57711...@news.alt.net>
> <5vl3ph....@news.alt.net>
> <5vl3gg....@news.alt.net>
> <600062....@news.alt.net>
> <600132.u...@news.alt.net>
> <60af5p....@news.alt.net>
>
> Those last few were your butthurt response to one voter putting a + in
> the box for your Special Ops Cody only a short time in the past.
> Suffering from memory problems, ko0ky?

Oh, you mean like this one:

> All hail the Tetratardy!

All hail the sock parade!




I'd hardly call that a "butthurt response". Do you just expect people to
take your revisionist claims at face value... just because you posted a
few links that you hope no one actually clicks on? Like the other
tetraturds, you're a dishonest little cunt. Enjoy your latest spank,
Munky Gurl.



> And, of course, classic erroneous presupposition that the Tetrarchy
> awards are "fake". It's Ferd's "awards" that are fake, ko0ky, as has
> recently been established even more clearly than before.



--

Checkmate

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--
> You really don't g<SLAP!>

Shuddup, KooK.

Checkmate

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First, check out what This account has been banned because it violated
the Google Groups Terms Of Use said:


>
> AUK's July Kook Of The Month, Paul G. Derbyshire AKA kensi
> <kensi_ke...@zoonoses.invalid> wrote:
>
> > butthurt response
>
> Tee hee.
>
> > PING: Phoenix. Should this be forwarded to Serlet's employer and the
> > police in his area of residence, do you think?
>
> <chortle>

Now THERE'S a butthurt response if there ever was one...



<sneer>

Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}

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Oct 7, 2012, 11:02:18 PM10/7/12
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Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

As I said, the company that I founded owns the vehicles, and I drive
them as a perk of being CEO. It also just so happens to ensure that I
have no attachable assets. Funny how the attorneys worked it all out
like that, eh?

<snicker>

--

/\ Properly known as Bill
\ /\ The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle
\ / \ THERE IS NO CABAL - LONG LIVE THE NEW CABAL
\/ The AUK coup is complete. The Old Cabal is no more.

Kook Awards Official Voting Ballot:
Message-ID: <k4b1ce$j4k$2...@news.mixmin.net>
http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=134906097300
https://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/msg/dd05de54d25966a4

Checkmate

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Oct 8, 2012, 1:57:51 AM10/8/12
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All that stuff allegedly going on, and yet you still manage to find so
much time to play your little tetraturd games on Usenet... along with Dr.
Kensington... the esteemed physicist who's waiting for someone to give
her a "grant" so she can mooch off of them instead of Government food
stamps. Of course none of this actually adds up, but keep trying to sell
it... you're in the right place.

%

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i wonder where you find time to .. shower , shave ,
oh , you don't because no one sees you any way
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Tom Swift Sr.

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Oct 8, 2012, 10:36:06 AM10/8/12
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On Oct 7, 7:57 pm, This account has been banned because it violated
the Google Groups Terms Of Use <laugh...@u.kook> wrote:
> "Tom Swift Sr." <thomas.swift.sen...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > Far from a newbie, I just didn't want to bother with all the old
> > baggage.
> --
> Then you don't have any excuse for voting in, and supporting,
> a fraudulent ballot run by a pair of notorious net kooks.
> Especially after you reposted the correct ballot paper in 2008, and
> after you were pointed, several times, to the correct current ballot
> and record of awards - which, you should have noted, has Milby listed -

Which "correct" ballot? I was pointed to 2 different ones by
different peoplem, both groups saying each ballot was the official
one.

> Derbyshire (AKA 'kensi', AKA 'Andrew Wilson', AKA 'Nadegda', as you
> have also been told on numerous occasions, is a kook using sockpuppets
> to run fake ballots in AUK.

And many others have told me just the reverse.

> You've behaved like a textbook example of a Clueless Newbie, "Tom."

Making sure you have correct and suficiant information before making a
decision is being a "Clueless Newbie"?

I consider that being rational and wise.

I consider you foolish and illogical. And really, your being so with
me is just a waste of my time.

Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}

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Oct 8, 2012, 11:20:59 AM10/8/12
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Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

K Wills, in <news:lk4578pp903k84f60...@4ax.com> did
thusly write:

> On Mon, 8 Oct 2012 03:02:18 +0000 (UTC), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
> Wrangler {One Of Four} <FN...@altusenetkooks.co> wrote:
>
> [...]
>
>>>>> My advice to you, move yourself and all you own ASAP. If you are stupid
>>>>> enough to be using a family member's home or place of business, say bubbye
>>>>> to the cashflow, and any assets. You don't have much real estate in your
>>>>> name do you?
>>>>
>>>> Funny you should mention that. Actually, I have no possessions in my
>>>> name. The house we live in is owned by and we rent it...
>>>
>>> Exactly as I suspected all along. Let me guess... you also don't own a
>>> Lotus, other than the one sitting on your windowsill that you bought at
>>> K-Mart's garden center.
>>
>>As I said, the company that I founded owns the vehicles, and I drive
>>them as a perk of being CEO. It also just so happens to ensure that I
>>have no attachable assets. Funny how the attorneys worked it all out
>>like that, eh?
>
> Did these attorneys warn you about Piercing or lifting the
> corporate veil?
> I don't know if it would apply here, but it is something about
> which you should have been informed.

It wouldn't apply here. I've never represented myself here in an
official corporate capacity, tried to sell or buy anything in the name
of the corporation, nor even mentioned the company name. Merely
stating "I'm a CEO" isn't nearly enough to pierce the corporate veil.

Nice try at intimidation, though, ineffective as it was.

Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}

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Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Unlike you, who spends all day and night posting to usenet, I
generally spend less than an hour per day keeping you kooks spinning.
Sometimes, when things are slow, I'll allot more time to spinning you
kooks up, which has an exponential effect.
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Checkmate

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First, check out what K Wills said:


>
> On Mon, 8 Oct 2012 03:02:18 +0000 (UTC), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
> Wrangler {One Of Four} <FN...@altusenetkooks.co> wrote:
>
> [...]
>
> >>>> My advice to you, move yourself and all you own ASAP. If you are stupid
> >>>> enough to be using a family member's home or place of business, say bubbye
> >>>> to the cashflow, and any assets. You don't have much real estate in your
> >>>> name do you?
> >>>
> >>> Funny you should mention that. Actually, I have no possessions in my
> >>> name. The house we live in is owned by and we rent it...
> >>
> >> Exactly as I suspected all along. Let me guess... you also don't own a
> >> Lotus, other than the one sitting on your windowsill that you bought at
> >> K-Mart's garden center.
> >
> >As I said, the company that I founded owns the vehicles, and I drive
> >them as a perk of being CEO. It also just so happens to ensure that I
> >have no attachable assets. Funny how the attorneys worked it all out
> >like that, eh?
>
> Did these attorneys warn you about Piercing or lifting the
> corporate veil?
> I don't know if it would apply here, but it is something about
> which you should have been informed.

His "veil" was pierced a long time ago.

Fred Hall

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Please provide the link to this giant lits 0'haet.

>Why, you miserable piece of shit? What is with you self-appointed moderator
>netkkkops that insist that any discussion you aren't personally interested
>in should not even exist? I'd tell you to take your jackbooted
>wannabe-Gestapo ass the fuck out of this group and get on the next express
>train to Hell, but then I'd be no better than you are, wouldn't I, you
>net.nazi.

What a nasty temper you have, Paul.
--


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# 1 - "I'M NOT DERBYSHIRE!!!1!!
# 2 - "I AM [Sock A] NOT [Sock B]!!2!!
# 3 - "Proof?"
# 4 - "YOU'RE CHASING A GHOST!!4!!"
# 5 - "YOU'RE DRINKING THE MORPHY KOOL-AID!!5!!"
# 6 - "We've spanked you again - VICTOLLY IS OURS!!!6!!"
# 7 - "I'M WINNING, FOR FUCK' SAKE!!7!!" (from MID <jutal1$4u1$1@dont- email.me>)
# 8 - Point to the [Tard] Peg Boi's Palmjobs and call them 'evidence' or 'spanks'.
# 9 - Display mental retardation and insanity by regurgitating a Tholenism.
#10 - When spanked six ways to Sunday, reply to each sockpuppet diddling insane
screed and call it 'Our So0pa Sekkkret Unkrackable Kode'.
#11 - When spanked, make a faux award nomination and second it by Holey Sock.
#12 - PeeWee - vermin's big misadventure.
#13 - Swim deeply in denial.
#14 - MELT! You fat retarded chimp!

Checkmate

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First, check out what Fred Hall said:


>
> On Mon, 8 Oct 2012 00:32:58 +0000 (UTC), Nadegda
> <nad31...@gmail.invalid> wrote:
>
> >On Sun, 07 Oct 2012 18:39:50 -0500, pandora wrote:
> >
> >> On Sun, 07 Oct 2012 21:59:31 +0100, Wader of Doom wrote:
> >>
> >>> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
> >>> <FN...@altusenetkooks.co> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> > Do you fear that late-night knock on the door?
> >>>>
> >>>> Tell you what, if any of you fucking retards can post my real-life
> >>>> name, I'll leave Usenet forever. If you can't, you're admitting you
> >>>> still don't know who I am.
> >>>
> >>> Do I sense an imminent flounce, Shirley Knott?
> >>
> >> As well, he/she/it doesn't seem to realize that no one really cares who
> >> they are.
> >
> >Pope Snarky's giant lits'o'haet proves you wrong there, kooky.
>
> Please provide the link to this giant lits 0'haet.
>
> >Why, you miserable piece of shit? What is with you self-appointed moderator
> >netkkkops that insist that any discussion you aren't personally interested
> >in should not even exist? I'd tell you to take your jackbooted
> >wannabe-Gestapo ass the fuck out of this group and get on the next express
> >train to Hell, but then I'd be no better than you are, wouldn't I, you
> >net.nazi.
>
> What a nasty temper you have, Paul.

Maybe it was something you said...

Fred Hall

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On Mon, 8 Oct 2012 15:46:09 -0700, Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge>
wrote:
Shirley Knot.

pandora

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Oct 8, 2012, 6:54:35 PM10/8/12
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Indeed.

:-)

Checkmate

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Oct 8, 2012, 6:57:00 PM10/8/12
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He's seemed a bit cross with me lately, too. He may not be getting
enough sleep.

Fred Hall

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On Mon, 8 Oct 2012 15:57:00 -0700, Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge>
Lack of sleep will do that to a person. When I was in the US Army (19
Echo) and we would conduct play war exercises, I was plenty snappish
by the fourth day. I shudder to think how shot Paul's nerves must be
after three months of his sock parade here in AUK.

Checkmate

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So you think it might be a case of PTSD? I was thinking maybe PMS like
Nadiggah and Munky Gurl have.

--
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright ᅵ 2012

Fred Hall

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On Mon, 8 Oct 2012 16:57:38 -0700, Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge>
I vote for PMS.

Nadegda

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On Mon, 08 Oct 2012 16:05:30 -0500, The Drunken Kook Masquerading As Ex-
FNVW (aka Fred Hall) wrote:

> On Mon, 8 Oct 2012 00:32:58 +0000 (UTC), Nadegda
> <nad31...@gmail.invalid> wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 07 Oct 2012 18:39:50 -0500, pandora wrote:
>>
>>> On Sun, 07 Oct 2012 21:59:31 +0100, Wader of Doom wrote:
>>>
>>>> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
>>>> <FN...@altusenetkooks.co> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> > Do you fear that late-night knock on the door?
>>>>>
>>>>> Tell you what, if any of you fucking retards can post my real-life
>>>>> name, I'll leave Usenet forever. If you can't, you're admitting you
>>>>> still don't know who I am.
>>>>
>>>> Do I sense an imminent flounce, Shirley Knott?
>>>
>>> As well, he/she/it doesn't seem to realize that no one really cares
>>> who they are.
>>
>>Pope Snarky's giant lits'o'haet proves you wrong there, kooky.
>
> Please provide the link to this giant lits 0'haet.

<e9feb716-e440-4e24...@ra8g2000pbc.googlegroups.com>

https://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/msg/55677b5af4b4ee93

Interestingly, he even k'lamed that Phoenix was Scatboi -- and before
that, the guy you think DAVE TV is and the guy you think % is. And he
listed off all those speculations while vehemently protesting the idea
that he cared who Phoenix actually was -- just as you are doing now.

Are you going to start your own lits 0'haet now, Ferd? Are you going to
melt down just as spectacularly now, and then waddle off like the coward
we all know you are at heart?

<snicker>

>>Why, you miserable <MUSHROOM CLOUD>

That nonsense again? And still misattributing it to me when I didn't even
know its source until a couple of days *after* you started doing so? How
kooky.
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Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

K Wills, in <news:cnq7789en1716sc15...@4ax.com> did
thusly write:

> On Mon, 8 Oct 2012 15:20:59 +0000 (UTC), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
> That's why I pointed out that I don't know if it would apply
> here.
>
>>
>>Nice try at intimidation, though, ineffective as it was.
>>
>
> Lying isn't going to help you. I offered no attempt at
> intimidation, as anyone reading can see.

The mere mention by you of piercing the corporate veil was a weak and
ineffective attempt at intimidation. If it wasn't, what other reason
would have for even posting it? Genuine interest for my well-being?

Checkmate

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said:
Did Antonio Inflato's blow-up nozzle pierce your veil, Penix?

--
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2012

Checkmate

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First, check out what Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
said:


>
> Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
>
> Hydra-Blanky, in <news:k51s3i$n2g$1...@speranza.aioe.org> did thusly
> write:
>
> > [Tor] tinhat tosser - "Penix" Derbyshire<::---{One Of ????} WINNER!! "TAR & FEATHERS" July2012
> > posted as news in <k51r6a$2po$1...@newsfeed.x-privat.org>:
> >>Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
> >>
> > huh...?...22 minutes after i post you pop, in the middle of the day!
> > why are you not putting up siding, or fucking that hawt 26.yr old wife
> > while the six kids are at school..!.. HA fooking HA HA!
>
> And you responded almost instantaneously. Kook.
>
> Siding is up, plumbing is roughed in, electrical is roughed in,
> ducting is in, so we took a long lunch. After lunch, we started the
> inner wall outer vapor barrier, insulation, inner vapor barrier, inner
> air barrier and drywall, done in sort of an assembly-line process.
> This house will be wrapped up so tight no air or moisture will get
> through the walls, making it very efficient to heat or cool.


Must be a humid climate... maybe Floriduh or a nearby Gulf State, which
would explain why you were so anxious to wrap the exterior this time of
year. You can wrap things up pretty tight there... not much radon to
worry about. What did you have for lunch?


*burp*
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Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

K Wills, in <news:20ba78hg0gr94sarj...@4ax.com> did
thusly write:

> On Tue, 9 Oct 2012 12:16:10 +0000 (UTC), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
> Wrangler {One Of Four} <FN...@altusenetkooks.co> wrote:
>
> [...]
>
>>>>Nice try at intimidation, though, ineffective as it was.
>>>>
>>>
>>> Lying isn't going to help you. I offered no attempt at
>>> intimidation, as anyone reading can see.
>>
>>The mere mention by you of piercing the corporate veil was a weak and
>>ineffective attempt at intimidation.
>
> Not to any reasonably prudent person. But please, prove your
> claim, if it is true.
> I'm waiting...

It's very simple, but perhaps too complicated for you to grasp. If you
weren't attempting intimidation, you'd have shut your fat yap and not
even brought it up.

>>If it wasn't, what other reason
>>would have for even posting it? Genuine interest for my well-being?
>
> To educate you. You consistently prove you're not a very smart
> person.

Sez the retard engaged for *years* in a retarded argument with another
retard, neither able to best the other because they're so equally
matched.

In my last reply to you, I demonstrated to you that I obviously know
more about piercing the corporate veil and what must take place for
that to happen. So obviously, it's you who is arguing from a place of
ignorance.

But I'm happy to have schooled you. Do you feel 'edumacatud' now?
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Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

K Wills, in <news:o8lf78h3t0bpit6j6...@4ax.com> did
thusly write:

> On Thu, 11 Oct 2012 01:41:56 +0000 (UTC), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
> Wrangler {One Of Four} <FN...@altusenetkooks.co> wrote:
>
>>Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
>>
>>K Wills, in <news:20ba78hg0gr94sarj...@4ax.com> did
>>thusly write:
>>
>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2012 12:16:10 +0000 (UTC), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
>>> Wrangler {One Of Four} <FN...@altusenetkooks.co> wrote:
>>>
>>> [...]
>>>
>>>>>>Nice try at intimidation, though, ineffective as it was.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Lying isn't going to help you. I offered no attempt at
>>>>> intimidation, as anyone reading can see.
>>>>
>>>>The mere mention by you of piercing the corporate veil was a weak and
>>>>ineffective attempt at intimidation.
>>>
>>> Not to any reasonably prudent person. But please, prove your
>>> claim, if it is true.
>>> I'm waiting...
>>
>>It's very simple, but perhaps too complicated for you to grasp. If you
>>weren't attempting intimidation, you'd have shut your fat yap and not
>>even brought it up.
>>
>
> Lack of proof noted.
> Since your claim was, at best, erroneous, you could offer
> nothing.
> Personally, I think you were flat out lying, but I do have to
> acknowledge that you may simply have posted your claim in error.

Lack of brain noted. Unless you're stating that you *were* concerned
for my well-being. Given that you continue to try to argue the point,
I find that hard to believe... so the data presented stands as a
reasonable argument as to why you were stumbling and fumbling about in
your amateurish attempt at intimidation regarding piercing the
corporate veil.

>>>>If it wasn't, what other reason
>>>>would have for even posting it? Genuine interest for my well-being?
>>>
>>> To educate you. You consistently prove you're not a very smart
>>> person.
>>
>>Sez the retard engaged for *years* in a retarded argument with another
>>retard, neither able to best the other because they're so equally
>>matched.
>>
>
> I've not been engaged in an argument with you for years. Even if
> your claim about my intellect were true, your claim about how long you
> and I have been arguing is clearly wrong.

Sez the retard who refuses to acknowledge that he and Greegor have
been in a running tard-fight for years, neither able to best the other
because they're equally tardish.

Put your tard helmet on, Kunt, before your brains get bashed in.

>>In my last reply to you, I demonstrated to you that I obviously know
>>more about piercing the corporate veil and what must take place for
>>that to happen. So obviously, it's you who is arguing from a place of
>>ignorance.
>>
>
> You did no such thing.

I certainly did. Whereas you presented no scenarios whatsoever as to
how your supposed piercing of the corporate veil could take place,
because you're a workaday loser who has no corporate experience.

>>But I'm happy to have schooled you. Do you feel 'edumacatud' now?
>>
>
> I remain your intellectual and scholarly superior. Not that this
> is saying a great deal if your posts are an accurate indication.

You remain a retard who's arguing with Greegor, and even after all
these years, all you've accomplished is showing that you and he are so
closely intellectually matched that you two have become
indistinguishable.

>><snicker>
>
> You shouldn't eat so many of those.

You should try to get better flames.

Checkmate

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Frankly, Paul, I think we're all concerned for your mental health at this
point. You seem to be losing it.
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Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Sez the fat retarded drug-addicted chimp who's melting down with 163
screeching screeds in 24 hours. One of the side effects of Xanax
abuse, as I discussed prior, is the inability to STFU.

Checkmate

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> Sez the fat retarded...

See what I mean, Paul?

Of course you don't...
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Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

>> Sez the fat retarded drug-addicted chimp who's melting
>> down with 163 screeching screeds in 24 hours. One of
>> the side effects of Xanax abuse, as I discussed prior,
>> is the inability to STFU.
>>
>> <snicker>
>>
> See what I mean, Paul?
>
> Of course you don't...

Yes, I see what you mean, you simply cannot STFU. That strong
psychiatric drug you're abusing has you in its grip, and the side
effects cause you to screed all night while the normal folk are all
getting their sleep.

Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}

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Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

K Wills, in <news:269i78ppcbpdojflr...@4ax.com> did
thusly write:

> On Sat, 13 Oct 2012 05:01:11 +0000 (UTC), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
> Wrangler {One Of Four} <FN...@altusenetkooks.co> wrote:
>
> [...]
>
>>>>> Lack of proof noted.
>>>>> Since your claim was, at best, erroneous, you could offer
>>>>> nothing.
>>>>> Personally, I think you were flat out lying, but I do have to
>>>>> acknowledge that you may simply have posted your claim in error.
>>>>
>>>> Lack of brain noted.
>>>
>>>> Unless you're stating that you *were* concerned for my well-being.
>>>
>>> Frankly, Paul, I think we're all concerned for your mental health at this
>>> point. You seem to be losing it.
>>
>>Sez the fat retarded drug-addicted chimp who's melting down with 163
>>screeching screeds in 24 hours. One of the side effects of Xanax
>>abuse, as I discussed prior, is the inability to STFU.
>
> Suddenly your posts make so much more sense.
> I presume there is a support group for people, like you, who
> abuse Xanax. Start attending meetings.

I don't take any drugs, I'm healthy and strong. You're mistakenly
referring to Checkmate, who *is* abusing Xanax, using it for a purpose
that even Upjohn Co. (the manufacturer) says is not indicated.

But with your poor reading comprehension skills, it's to be expected.

Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}

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Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

K Wills, in <news:r69i789v09g6p8c2c...@4ax.com> did
thusly write:

> On Fri, 12 Oct 2012 12:40:04 +0000 (UTC), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
> I asked you to prove your claim. Since your claim was false, you
> couldn't. There's no way around this now.

What alleged claim was this? That you were stupidly trying to
intimidate me by intimating that the corporate veil could be pierced
simply by me posting to usenet while not conducting corporate
business, nor even mentioning the name of the corporation?

That claim, Kunt?

Or was it your k'lame that the corporate veil was so easily pierced
that merely being a CEO was enough to pierce it, rendering all past
legal precedents moot?

Which claim, Kunt? Because I've disproved your claim, and proved mine.
Again.

Perhaps, before you continue arguing that the corporate veil can be
pierced willy-nilly on a whim, you read up on the subject, so you
don't look like such a fool.

>>>>>>If it wasn't, what other reason
>>>>>>would have for even posting it? Genuine interest for my well-being?
>>>>>
>>>>> To educate you. You consistently prove you're not a very smart
>>>>> person.
>>>>
>>>>Sez the retard engaged for *years* in a retarded argument with another
>>>>retard, neither able to best the other because they're so equally
>>>>matched.
>>>>
>>>
>>> I've not been engaged in an argument with you for years. Even if
>>> your claim about my intellect were true, your claim about how long you
>>> and I have been arguing is clearly wrong.
>>
>>Sez the retard who refuses to acknowledge that he and Greegor have
>>been in a running tard-fight for years, neither able to best the other
>>because they're equally tardish.
>>0
>>Put your tard helmet on, Kunt, before your brains get bashed in.
>
> Do your best. Oh wait, you have and been found lacking.

Not me, I'm just toying with you while deciding if I should crush you
or not. I'm more the kind of guy who wheedles his way into your brain
bit by bit, slowly driving you insane until you're just a foamy
trainwreck posting completely unintelligible drivel... just ask
Account Banned, Fred Hall, Meat Plow, Gary Burnore, Porksword
Organthruster, Rasta Khan, Aratzio or any of a number of other kooks
I've driven over the edge at one time or another.

It's Greegor who's been bashing your brains in, for years now. You're
just too stupid to realize that his entire purpose was to get you to
waste what should have otherwise been productive years of your life
posting your retarded tripe to usenet, ensnaring yourself in a fight
that leaves each of you looking just as bad as the other.

And you did it all with your real-life identity... so very intelligent
of you, Mr. Wills.

>>>>In my last reply to you, I demonstrated to you that I obviously know
>>>>more about piercing the corporate veil and what must take place for
>>>>that to happen. So obviously, it's you who is arguing from a place of
>>>>ignorance.
>>>>
>>>
>>> You did no such thing.
>>
>>I certainly did.
>
> Lying will not help you.

Then it's a good thing I didn't lie, eh? But you certainly did, and
lying will not help you.

I notice you try this tactic with everyone... they kick your ass, then
you claim they're lying. Your bag of tricks must be very limited.
Perhaps because your intellect is equally limited.

>>Whereas you presented no scenarios whatsoever as to
>>how your supposed piercing of the corporate veil could take place,
>>because you're a workaday loser who has no corporate experience.
>
> My wife and I have a corporation, dullard.

Lying will not help you.

> Keep trying. You may be able to best me. It's not likely if your
> history is an accurate indication, but it is possible.

I already have, you're just too stupid to realize it, and too
stubborn, proud and cowardly to admit it should you ever realize it.

>>>>But I'm happy to have schooled you. Do you feel 'edumacatud' now?
>>>>
>>>
>>> I remain your intellectual and scholarly superior. Not that this
>>> is saying a great deal if your posts are an accurate indication.
>>
>>You remain a retard who's arguing with Greegor, and even after all
>>these years, all you've accomplished is showing that you and he are so
>>closely intellectually matched that you two have become
>>indistinguishable.
>
> Only to the very stupid.

Then you admit you can see no distinguishable difference between
yourself and Greegor.

Self-spank much, retard?

>>>><snicker>
>>>
>>> You shouldn't eat so many of those.
>>
>>You should try to get better flames.
>>
> Are you really so stupid that you can't understand a joke when
> one is presented?

Are you really so stupid that you can't understand a joke when one is
presented?
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You said "Sez the fat retarded drug-addicted chimp who's melting
down..." Of course anybody would think you were talking about yourself.
Next time, when you're referring to fat retarded chimps, please specify
that you mean other than yourself to avoid any further confusion. HTH

--
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright ᅵ 2012
all rights reserved


My name is Checkmate, and I approve this message...
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for you. I can't wait to piss on your grave."

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Checkmate

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Where did you prove that you haven't had your little veil pierced,
Chimpwad?
<smirk>
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2012

Andrew Wilson

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