GWB FINALLY OUT OF THE BUSH LEAGUES

[Preston Duquene]

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CRAWFORD, Texas (Rueters) -- George
W. Bush, who never worked a day in his life,
finally has a job.
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The 42nd President of the United States
has been hired part-time by the University
of Texas to serve as chairman of its Public
Speaking Bureau.
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A spokesman for the university said the
position will pay "in excess of" $220,000
annually, plus expenses and an extra day
off on his birthday.
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Members of an advisory board to fill the
vacancy were rather impressed with GWB's
resume and a huge stack of video tapes
revealing his vast experience at the podium.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlcE3HVRlRs
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Careless packing resulted in the inclusion of
this Google posting which we prefer that you'll
completely ignore and flush down the toilet.
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/1c890cc6b0147f2e
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This message was posted by Ed Conrad, who gave the world . . .
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.genealogy/browse_thread/thread/1409ed3b4f7a7647
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http://www.edconrad.com
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PROOF OF LIFE AFTER DEATH
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http://www.edconrad.org