Re: AUK CHRISTMAS LOSERS
Art Deco
>The top two most prolific posters of December 25th were:
>
>ah (45 posts)
>Art Deco (29 posts)
*ding*
I made teh lits!
>
>Whattsa matter, guys? Don't you have families or any friends? Or did
>it only take four minutes to exchange the two crappy little gifts that
>you could afford on your tiny incomes?
>
>TFF
>
>[cue the "we don't celebrate Christmas" lies]
mimus
> In article <261220061032401324%erfc...@usa.net>, erfc...@usa.net
> says...
>
>> jitter <ji...@127.0.0.1> wrote:
>>
>> >The top two most prolific posters of December 25th were:
>> >
>> >ah (45 posts)
>> >Art Deco (29 posts)
>>
>> I suck at life!
>
> phi><0rd
>
>> >Whattsa matter, guys? Don't you have families or any friends? Or did
>> >it only take four minutes to exchange the two crappy little gifts that
>> >you could afford on your tiny incomes?
>
> (NOTE: He avoided all three questions. They must've struck a nerve.)
You must've gotten coal for Christmas.
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spooge
> In article <261220061032401324%erfc...@usa.net>, erfc...@usa.net
> says...
>> jitter <ji...@127.0.0.1> wrote:
>>
>> >The top two most prolific posters of December 25th were:
>> >
>> >ah (45 posts)
>> >Art Deco (29 posts)
>>
>> I suck at life!
>
> phi><0rd
>
>> >Whattsa matter, guys? Don't you have families or any friends? Or did
>> >it only take four minutes to exchange the two crappy little gifts that
>> >you could afford on your tiny incomes?
>
> (NOTE: He avoided all three questions. They must've struck a nerve.)
More likely he was saving you the embarrassment of pointing out what a
fuckwad you are to assume that everyone on the planet observes a bullshit
religious holiday.
I'm not as nice as he is.
Go choke on some else's vomit and die, motherfucker.
--
When I'm God
Everyone dies
Kali
spo...@lartREMOVETHIS.com said:
: jitter <ji...@127.0.0.1> wrote in news:xoehlx$0gso...@127.0.0.1:
:
: > In article <261220061032401324%erfc...@usa.net>, erfc...@usa.net
: > says...
: >> jitter <ji...@127.0.0.1> wrote:
: >>
: >> >The top two most prolific posters of December 25th were:
: >> >
: >> >ah (45 posts)
: >> >Art Deco (29 posts)
: >>
: >> I suck at life!
: >
: > phi><0rd
: >
: >> >Whattsa matter, guys? Don't you have families or any friends? Or did
: >> >it only take four minutes to exchange the two crappy little gifts that
: >> >you could afford on your tiny incomes?
: >
: > (NOTE: He avoided all three questions. They must've struck a nerve.)
Hey, this is best (auto)flame of the year award material!
Whatever Happened to the A.F Awards Proceedings, Anyway?
: More likely he was saving you the embarrassment of pointing out what a
: fuckwad you are to assume that everyone on the planet observes a bullshit
: religious holiday.
:
: I'm not as nice as he is.
:
: Go choke on some else's vomit and die, motherfucker.
:
Now what kind of holiday attitude is that, my dear? This is a
paltry sign of life from a.f. and should be encouraged. I can
honestly say that *I* had been worried that AUK posters wouldn't
enjoy the traditional a.f. holiday post count this year, but
here it is. In the spirit of the season, I would nominate ol'
socky here for Best Autoflame, 2006.
Kali
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Art Deco
>In article <Xns98A5E090C77...@207.14.116.130>,
>spo...@lartREMOVETHIS.com says...
>> jitter <ji...@127.0.0.1> wrote in news:xoehlx$0gso...@127.0.0.1:
>>
>> > In article <261220061032401324%erfc...@usa.net>, erfc...@usa.net
>> > says...
>> >> jitter <ji...@127.0.0.1> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >The top two most prolific posters of December 25th were:
>> >> >
>> >> >ah (45 posts)
>> >> >Art Deco (29 posts)
>> >>
>> >> I suck at life!
>> >
>> > phi><0rd
>> >
>> >> >Whattsa matter, guys? Don't you have families or any friends? Or did
>> >> >it only take four minutes to exchange the two crappy little gifts that
>> >> >you could afford on your tiny incomes?
>> >
>> > (NOTE: He avoided all three questions. They must've struck a nerve.)
>>
>> >> >[cue the "we don't celebrate Christmas" lies]
>>
>> More likely he was saving you the embarrassment of pointing out what a
>> fuckwad you are to assume that everyone on the planet observes a bullshit
>> religious holiday.
>
>[OP snippage restored]
>
>Right on cue!
FOB.
Peter J Ross
alt.usenet.kooks:
> The top two most prolific posters of December 25th were:
>
> ah (45 posts)
> Art Deco (29 posts)
>
> Whattsa matter, guys? Don't you have families or any friends? Or did
> it only take four minutes to exchange the two crappy little gifts that
> you could afford on your tiny incomes?
>
> TFF
>
> [cue the "we don't celebrate Christmas" lies]
This lits is NOT approved. :-(
PJR :-)
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miguel
> On Tue, 26 Dec 2006 05:16:15 -0700, jitter <ji...@127.0.0.1> wrote in
> alt.usenet.kooks:
>> The top two most prolific posters of December 25th were:
>> ah (45 posts)
>> Art Deco (29 posts)
>> Whattsa matter, guys? Don't you have families or any friends? Or did
>> it only take four minutes to exchange the two crappy little gifts that
>> you could afford on your tiny incomes?
>> TFF
>> [cue the "we don't celebrate Christmas" lies]
> This lits is NOT approved. :-(
No. This lits is approved.
HTH peter pansy.
miguel
Art Deco
miguel
29 posts on Christmas Day? No family? No friends? What's wrong, Arty? No
life?
Did you and ah put in some time on your nerd gimp cascades on Christmas Day?
You sad boy.
miguel
Art Deco
miguel
29 posts on Christmas Day -- how pathetic.
You sad boy.
No life, boy?
miguel
Demon Lord of Confusion
further by squeaking:
> Art Deco wrote:
>> miguel wrote:
>>> Art Deco wrote:
>>>>> Peter J Ross wrote:
>>>>>> alt.usenet.kooks:
>>>>>>> The top two most prolific posters of December 25th were: ah (45
>>>>>>> posts)
>>>>>>> Art Deco (29 posts)
>>>>>>> Whattsa matter, guys? Don't you have families or any friends? Or
>>>>>>> did it only take four minutes to exchange the two crappy little
>>>>>>> gifts that you could afford on your tiny incomes? TFF [cue the "we
>>>>>>> don't celebrate Christmas" lies]
>>>>>> This lits is NOT approved. :-(
>>>>> No. This lits is approved.
>>>>>
>>>>> HTH peter pansy.
>>>>>
>>>>> miguel
>>>> Shuttup, Cranston.
>>> 29 posts on Christmas Day? No family? No friends? What's wrong, Arty?
>>> No life?
>>>
>>> Did you and ah put in some time on your nerd gimp cascades on
>>> Christmas Day?
>>>
>>> You sad boy.
>>>
>>> miguel
>>
>> Poasting counting -- how pathetic.
>
> 29 posts on Christmas Day -- how pathetic.
>
> You sad boy.
>
> No life, boy?
AWL HALE TEH MITY POAST KOUNT, FOUR ITT HACE MUCHE GRATENIZZ!!!1!
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Art Deco
Cranston slurping Bowturd, how low can he go?
miguel
Aratzio
double secret probation because:
That you base your whole definition upon usenet posts, how moronic.
miguel
> miguel :
>> Art Deco, who was all alone on Christmas Day, wrote:
>>> Demon Lord of Confusion wrote:
>>>> miguel:
>>>>> Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>> miguel wrote:
>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:
>>>>>>>> miguel wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Peter J Ross wrote:
>>>>>>>>> HTH peter pansy.
>>>>>>>>> miguel
>>>>>>>> Shuttup, Cranston.
>>>>>>> No life?
>>>>>>> You sad boy.
>>>>>>> miguel
>>>>> You sad boy.
>>>>> No life, boy?
Poor Arty, nerd gimp all alone on Christmas Day, posting madly all day
long. No friends? No family? Arty, if you'd had a heart attack or a
fatal asthma attack on Christmas, nobody would have discovered you for
days, I bet.
There should be some award for the most pathetic nerd gimp who makes the
greatest number of usenet posts on Christmas Day. According to Jitter
Arty's first runner up. Congratulations, you sad boy.
Aratzio
double secret probation because:
>Aratzio wrote:
Gawd, you may be stupider than Bowtie.
spooge
news:emu2k1$2nj$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
> In <Xns98A5E090C77...@207.14.116.130>, spooge
> spo...@lartREMOVETHIS.com said:
>: jitter <ji...@127.0.0.1> wrote in news:xoehlx$0gso...@127.0.0.1:
>:
>: > In article <261220061032401324%erfc...@usa.net>,
>: > erfc...@usa.net says...
>: >> jitter <ji...@127.0.0.1> wrote:
>: >>
>: >> >The top two most prolific posters of December 25th were:
>: >> >
>: >> >ah (45 posts)
>: >> >Art Deco (29 posts)
>: >>
>: >> I suck at life!
>: >
>: > phi><0rd
>: >
>: >> >Whattsa matter, guys? Don't you have families or any friends?
>: >> >Or did it only take four minutes to exchange the two crappy
>: >> >little gifts that you could afford on your tiny incomes?
>: >
>: > (NOTE: He avoided all three questions. They must've struck a
>: > nerve.)
>
> Hey, this is best (auto)flame of the year award material!
>
> Whatever Happened to the A.F Awards Proceedings, Anyway?
a dot f is an ex-parrot. Berift of life, it flames no more.
>: More likely he was saving you the embarrassment of pointing out what
>: a fuckwad you are to assume that everyone on the planet observes a
>: bullshit religious holiday.
>:
>: I'm not as nice as he is.
>:
>: Go choke on some else's vomit and die, motherfucker.
>:
> Now what kind of holiday attitude is that, my dear? This is a
> paltry sign of life from a.f. and should be encouraged. I can
> honestly say that *I* had been worried that AUK posters wouldn't
> enjoy the traditional a.f. holiday post count this year, but
> here it is. In the spirit of the season, I would nominate ol'
> socky here for Best Autoflame, 2006.
Indeed. Seconded.
spooge
> In article <Xns98A5E090C77...@207.14.116.130>,
> spo...@lartREMOVETHIS.com says...
>> jitter <ji...@127.0.0.1> wrote in news:xoehlx$0gso...@127.0.0.1:
>>
>> > In article <261220061032401324%erfc...@usa.net>,
>> > erfc...@usa.net says...
>> >> jitter <ji...@127.0.0.1> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >The top two most prolific posters of December 25th were:
>> >> >
>> >> >ah (45 posts)
>> >> >Art Deco (29 posts)
>> >>
>> >> I suck at life!
>> >
>> > phi><0rd
>> >
>> >> >Whattsa matter, guys? Don't you have families or any friends?
>> >> >Or did it only take four minutes to exchange the two crappy
>> >> >little gifts that you could afford on your tiny incomes?
>> >
>> > (NOTE: He avoided all three questions. They must've struck a
>> > nerve.)
>>
>> >> >[cue the "we don't celebrate Christmas" lies]
>>
>> More likely he was saving you the embarrassment of pointing out what
>> a fuckwad you are to assume that everyone on the planet observes a
>> bullshit religious holiday.
>
> [OP snippage restored]
>
> Right on cue!
Oh, of course. You wanted to be laughed at.
Congratulations, Ye Seer of Your Future Mockery.
spooge
news:271220060842070217%erfc...@usa.net:
I suppose I shouldn't have encouraged it, but as it is the Holiday Season
and the little twearp was so lonely and such... it seemed the charitable
thing to do.
miguel
>> Poor Arty
Good work there, Tri-Lamb.
Art Deco
Every puppy needs a bone to chew on for New Year's.
miguel
Chewing on Bartlo anytime soon, loser?
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screamed:
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Art Deco
Yup and yup.
Aratzio
double secret probation because:
Was there a multi-syllabic word there thatespecially cornfuzed you?
>
>Good work there, Tri-Lamb.
So, my little cupcake of stupid, why did you imagine I am Art?
miguel
Whoosh!
>> Good work there, Tri-Lamb.
> So, my little cupcake of stupid, why did you imagine I am Art?
I didn't. But feel free to clean the stench of urine from your shoes any
time now.
Aratzio
double secret probation because:
Yeah, that whole cut-n-paste thing you did was brilliant.
>
>>> Good work there, Tri-Lamb.
>
>> So, my little cupcake of stupid, why did you imagine I am Art?
>
>I didn't. But feel free to clean the stench of urine from your shoes any
>time now.
And yet, the first words in response to me were poor arty. So either
you cannot read or you have a quite unhealthy obsession with Art. That
and you are such a moron you belive counting posts is somehow a flame.
miguel
> In article <281220060848297296%erfc...@usa.net>, erfc...@usa.net
> says...
>
> Obsession with this "BowTie" person: NOTED
>
> ...You really ought to consider taking a few days off from Usenet.
> Seriously.
Maybe next Christmas he will.
Art Deco
>In article <281220060848297296%erfc...@usa.net>, erfc...@usa.net
>says...
>Cluelessness: NOTED
>
>Obsession with this "BowTie" person: NOTED
>
>...You really ought to consider taking a few days off from Usenet.
>Seriously.
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> spo...@lartREMOVETHIS.com says...
>> jitter wrote:
>> > spo...@lartREMOVETHIS.com says...
>> >> jitter wrote:
>> >> > erfc...@usa.net says...
>> >> >> jitter wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >The top two most prolific posters of December 25th were:
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >ah (45 posts)
>> >> >> >Art Deco (29 posts)
>> >> >>
>> >> >> I suck at life!
>> >> >
>> >> > phi><0rd
>> >> >
>> >> >> >Whattsa matter, guys? Don't you have families or any friends? Or
>> >> >> >did it only take four minutes to exchange the two crappy little
>> >> >> >gifts that you could afford on your tiny incomes?
>> >> >
>> >> > (NOTE: He avoided all three questions. They must've struck a
>> >> > nerve.)
>> >>
>> >> >> >[cue the "we don't celebrate Christmas" lies]
>> >>
>> >> More likely he was saving you the embarrassment of pointing out what
>> >> a fuckwad you are to assume that everyone on the planet observes a
>> >> bullshit religious holiday.
>> >
>> > [OP snippage restored]
>> >
>> > Right on cue!
>>
>> Oh, of course.
>
> traps that are marked as such with a huge flashing neon sign.
>
> Blame your parents -- they made you into the dumbass that you are today.
Sure, you know for a fact that all AUK'ers celebrate Xmas, and they all
do it in the same way on the same day, right? Does Acme manufacture all
your facts for you?
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spooge
> In article <Xns98A6D9D62B3...@207.14.116.130>,
> Don't blame me if you're such a sucker for attention that you fall for
> traps that are marked as such with a huge flashing neon sign.
>
> Blame your parents -- they made you into the dumbass that you are today.
Snipped text restored:
---------
Oh, of course. You wanted to be laughed at.
Congratulations, Ye Seer of Your Future Mockery
---------
That reply remains relevant.
Everyone smarter than you (that's everyone but you), will understand what
that means.
You won't. And you'll prove it, too.
Timmay!
>I'm not as nice as he is.
You're a drooling retard. Drooling retards are never nice.
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>a dot f is an ex-parrot. Berift of life, it flames no more.
Maybe in a couple of millennia you retards will learn to stop adding
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didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
> spooge wrote:
>
>>a dot f is an ex-parrot. Berift of life, it flames no more.
>
> Maybe in a couple of millennia you retards will learn to stop adding it to
> crossposts?
It's fun to use it as a toilet.
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wouldn't tell you. Something so beautiful and precious should be kept
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have that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?"
He replied, "We kept the receipts." -- Bill Hicks
"They thought I was fair game. I was an instrument of purpose to achieve
their desires and not 100 percent real and ALSO that they had me by the
short curlies because I thought that the world revolved around them and
therefore I think that I am fair game and rightly so. If they want to
play dirty, I get to too. It's not a one-way street. I will use the
physcial strength that I have over them, my superior 5'7-3/4" height
advantage, the boxing moves I paid to learn, the suprise of pussyfooting
up to them with their back to me in a public place 18 1/2 years after
the fact and thus not only do will they not know that I am but a pica's
distance away from them, but that I even exist on earth." -- Chris Tsao
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<1161246083.1...@m73g2000cwd.googlegroups.com>
Looney Maroon nominee for August 2006 Johnny D Wentzky foamed:
"You never asked someone who goes into areas of the internet that are
only for adults who has an underage id somehow or another if they are a
cop posing as an underage person online?
I guess lots of people just don't watch dateline or read stories much.
Why don;t you go to pervertedjustice,com and see what they do. They are
awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they lied to membners of the
public.
They are awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they posed as an
underage person and agreed to do all sorts of sex acts wioth adult
males, and they are adults posing as teenager themselves. They make
themsleves into liars by falsely impersonating underage persons and by
not fuilfilling the words they tell the victims online in their chats.
Why don't you read it where they tell these victims of their deceit
about how they have been with grown men and such? Why don't you read it
where they say, "That would be cool." after someone makes an advance
towards an adult who is posing as a teenager? And, where they agree to
meet the person, etc.
Lost control, didn't you?
Is that why you feel as if you need to lie so much now? I see where lots
of these false impersonation games are not sticking. They feel as if
they can lie and then order the victims to get counseling in the
gayblade, governmental, pro-choice tax leech counseling centers. They
are doing nothing more than usury and fraud in many cases." -- Wentzky
almost comes out of the closet as a pedo/ephebophile in MID:
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spooge
in news:pan.2007.01.02....@smof.org:
> On Sun, 31 Dec 2006 14:59:47 +0000, Timmay! sat in thee Comfee Chaire,
> and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>> spooge wrote:
>>
>>>a dot f is an ex-parrot. Berift of life, it flames no more.
>>
>> Maybe in a couple of millennia you retards will learn to stop adding
>> it to crossposts?
>
> It's fun to use it as a toilet.
Apparently Dimmy doesn't agree. Maybe if we used News Agent and spent
three fucking weeks of holiday time showing him how wrong he is he'd change
his mind about that.
spooge
news:51hfp2lu711b11lek...@4ax.com:
> spooge <spo...@lart.com> wrote:
>
>>I'm not as nice as he is.
>
> You're a drooling retard. Drooling retards are never nice.
Hmmm..
Date: Sun, 31 Dec 2006 14:09:30 +0000
Three Fucking Weeks vacation and you ran out of open servers to rape again.
Poor Tim.
Text Medium No. 5
> Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:
>> On Sun, 31 Dec 2006 14:59:47 +0000, Timmay! sat in thee Comfee Chaire,
>> and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>>> spooge wrote:
>>>
>>>>a dot f is an ex-parrot. Berift of life, it flames no more.
>>>
>>> Maybe in a couple of millennia you retards will learn to stop adding it
>>> to crossposts?
>>
>> It's fun to use it as a toilet.
>
> Apparently Dimmy doesn't agree. Maybe if we used News Agent and spent
> three fucking weeks of holiday time showing him how wrong he is he'd
> change his mind about that.
Oh, well. Dimmay's agreement with the point would spoil the fun, anyway.
Timmay!
>> spooge wrote:
>>
>>>a dot f is an ex-parrot. Berift of life, it flames no more.
>>
>> Maybe in a couple of millennia you retards will learn to stop adding it to
>> crossposts?
>
>It's fun to use it as a toilet.
It doesn't surprise me the denizens of AUK aren't yet toilet trained.
Timmay!
>Apparently Dimmy doesn't agree. Maybe if we used News Agent and spent
>three fucking weeks of holiday time showing him how wrong he is he'd change
>his mind about that.
Boyd, you're an unemployed loafer. You've got all the time in the
world. Knock yourself out.
Timmay!
>spooge Has Frothed:
>> Timmay! <tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>> spooge <spo...@lart.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>I'm not as nice as he is.
>>>
>>> You're a drooling retard. Drooling retards are never nice.
>>
>> Hmmm..
>>
>> Date: Sun, 31 Dec 2006 14:09:30 +0000
>>
>> Three Fucking Weeks vacation and you ran out of open servers to rape again.
>>
>> Poor Tim.
>
It's always the same. You wait for one drolling retard to reply and
two turn up at once and start posthumping.
TransWench
made me reply to Timmay!:
> Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:
>>Timmay! sat in thee Comfee Chaire, and didst finally confess, after
>>taking Muche Tea:
>>> spooge wrote:
>>>
>>>>a dot f is an ex-parrot. Berift of life, it flames no more.
>>>
>>> Maybe in a couple of millennia you retards will learn to stop adding
>>> it to crossposts?
>>
>>It's fun to use it as a toilet.
>
> It doesn't surprise me the denizens of AUK aren't yet toilet trained.
Awwwwwww. At this rate, you're gonna hurt my feewings, in a few more
decades.
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him." -- Anonymous
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<1160653810....@e3g2000cwe.googlegroups.com>
Timmay!
>I was busily flonking away in AUK, when The Goddess Eris Herself suddenly
>made me reply to Timmay!:
>
>
>Awwwwwww. At this rate, you're gonna hurt my feewings, in a few more
>decades.
Is that you long is takes for you to grow a new brain? It must be sad
life when you're dead from the neck up.
Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition
and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>>I was busily flonking away in AUK, when The Goddess Eris Herself
>>suddenly made me reply to Timmay!:
>>
>>> It doesn't surprise me the denizens of AUK aren't yet toilet trained.
>>
>>Awwwwwww. At this rate, you're gonna hurt my feewings, in a few more
>>decades.
>
> Is that you long is takes for you to grow a new brain? It must be sad
> life when you're dead from the neck up.
Sorry, but your question needs to be re-phrased in English, or at least
intelligible English. Your garble is incomprehensible.
spooge
news:r1rtp2t8omvhc8lnu...@4ax.com:
> spooge <spo...@lartREMOVETHIS.com> wrote:
>
>>Apparently Dimmy doesn't agree. Maybe if we used News Agent and spent
>>three fucking weeks of holiday time showing him how wrong he is he'd
>>change his mind about that.
>
> Boyd, you're an unemployed loafer. You've got all the time in the
> world. Knock yourself out.
How sweet, you came back to post that gem. You're Usenet legacy was lame
enough without it.
Was this the Christmas season that you were finally successful in raping
open servers, or are you still a failure at that, too?
spooge
news:b4rtp2t9ksbb1i40f...@4ax.com:
> Meat Plow <me...@meatplow.local> wrote:
>>spooge Has Frothed:
>>> Timmay! <tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>> spooge <spo...@lart.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>I'm not as nice as he is.
>>>>
>>>> You're a drooling retard. Drooling retards are never nice.
>>>
>>> Hmmm..
>>>
>>> Date: Sun, 31 Dec 2006 14:09:30 +0000
>>>
>>> Three Fucking Weeks vacation and you ran out of open servers to rape
>>> again.
>>>
>>> Poor Tim.
>>
>>I love how he still thinks his drivel is relevant.
>
> It's always the same. You wait for one drolling retard to reply and
> two turn up at once and start posthumping.
Posthumping in Three Fucking Weeks Thorne's world:
Dimmy posts on New Year's eve afternoon after failing - for Three Fucking
Weeks again - to find an open server to post a HipCrime flood through.
Response #1 - Four Fucking Days later on January 4th.
Response #2 - Five Fucking Days later on January 5th.
That may be as close as you get to being laid, Dimmy, but that certainly
isn't "posthumping".
Timmay!
>>
>>>Apparently Dimmy doesn't agree. Maybe if we used News Agent and spent
>>>three fucking weeks of holiday time showing him how wrong he is he'd
>>>change his mind about that.
>>
>> Boyd, you're an unemployed loafer. You've got all the time in the
>> world. Knock yourself out.
>
>How sweet, you came back to post that gem. You're Usenet legacy was lame
>enough without it.
Your Usenet legacy would be spending most of your time evading
discussions of your own hypocrisy after being confronted by your own
words. You were very easy to manipulate. Draw you into a discussion.
Defeat you. Ridicule you. See you slink away slowly. Draw you back
into the same discussion and begin the cycle again. I personally
remember batting you around alt.flame and satellite groups for a
couple of years for no reason other than my own enjoyment.
>Was this the Christmas season that you were finally successful in raping
>open servers, or are you still a failure at that, too?
I don't think I would have much trouble in finding any open servers if
I went looking for some. I'd rape your box, but I'd find nothing but
mountains of pr0n, right?
If we're going to dredge up old stuff then I'm game.
"Go on, Skinhead Jet, call him a "frog". You know you want to, you
no-class racist little loon." John "Spooge" Boyd defines racism in
<Xns91DB685E59C...@207.14.113.10>
"I know this is way, way over your frog lovin' head, so have someone
translate it into whatever language it is that you do understand, and
try again, m'kay?" John "Spooge" Boyd chewing his own ankle in
<8uvki9$l2u$1...@snarf.databasix.com>
So, you're a racist by your own definition, Boyd?
Timmay!
>> TransWench wrote:
>>>I was busily flonking away in AUK, when The Goddess Eris Herself suddenly made me reply to Timmay!:
>>>
>>>> It doesn't surprise me the denizens of AUK aren't yet toilet trained.
>>>
>>>Awwwwwww. At this rate, you're gonna hurt my feewings, in a few more
>>>decades.
>>
>> life when you're dead from the neck up.
>
>Sorry,
I'll bet the midwife said that to your mother when you were handed to
her after birth.
>but your question needs to be re-phrased in English, or at least
>intelligible English. Your garble is incomprehensible.
Thank your for noticing I'd typed my message rather quickly. I'll bet
there are a number of other roles you could be useful in during your
life. You could be a shelf, or a doorstop or perhaps some other role
where the capacity for intelligence is not required.
Timmay!
You're a racist posthumper, Boyd. You'll never live that fact down.
"Go on, Skinhead Jet, call him a "frog". You know you want to, you
no-class racist little loon." John "Spooge" Boyd defines racism in
<Xns91DB685E59C...@207.14.113.10>
"I know this is way, way over your frog lovin' head, so have someone
translate it into whatever language it is that you do understand, and
try again, m'kay?" John "Spooge" Boyd chewing his own ankle in
<8uvki9$l2u$1...@snarf.databasix.com>
--
Timmay!
>"Is that you long is takes for you to grown a new brain?"
>
>Does someone have a new brain for timmy?
[irony meter goes off the scale]
<guffaw>
The Demon Prince of Absurdity
> Meat Plow wrote:
>
>>"Is that you long is takes for you to grown a new brain?"
>>
>>Does someone have a new brain for timmy?
>
> [irony meter goes off the scale]
>
> <guffaw>
"Is that you long is takes for you to grow a new brain?"
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sand which is there." -- Spam Witch sammich, from The Kingdom of
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A: None. There is no need to change anything. We made the right decision
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child at play." -- Heraclitus
"And thats another mistake on your part. Your 'playing' games on usenet,
and I'm not playing...It has nothing to do with impressing you, it has
more to do with making sure you have the education you'll need to debate.
The debate is no fun for me if you are mentally incapable of it. I'm
giving you an opportunity to educate yourself. That's all." -- A trashy
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working, in MID: <1159389579....@e3g2000cwe.googlegroups.com>
"I am incapable of original thoughts" -- Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ has an honest
moment, in MID: <0h59i25ejlthqeeit...@4ax.com>
"But now the end is near. Now Mark Foley comes along and is making
almost all liberal dreams come true and seriously, I'm sorry for it.
See, I believe in karma. I believe what comes around goes around and I
know full well that it's just bad juju to wish such a level of turmoil
and ill upon other humans, warmongering gay-hating maladroits or no, and
that the real path of enlightenment is paved with forgiveness and
progress and white-hot love and turning the other cheek and scotch.
"In fact, Jesus said something about that, I do believe. He said, "Knock
it off already with the warmongering and the hating of each other and
let's all get some wine and party like it's 2012." Then again, he never
saw Karl Rove stab the nation with the dull ice pick of bogus fear. He
never heard George W. Bush describe brutal war and the death of tens of
thousands as "just a comma" in world history.
"Check that. Maybe I'm not so sorry after all." -- Mark Morford,
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/gate/archive/2006/10/11/
notes101106.DTL&nl=fix
http://tinyurl.com/kusmr
Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition
and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
> Frothed:
>> On Tue, 09 Jan 2007 00:44:14 +0000, Timmay! did the cha-cha, and
>> screamed:
>>> Meat Plow wrote:
>>>
>>>>"Is that you long is takes for you to grown a new brain?"
>>>>
>>>>Does someone have a new brain for timmy?
>>>
>>> [irony meter goes off the scale]
>>>
>>> <guffaw>
>>
>> "Is that you long is takes for you to grow a new brain?"
>
But is that new long you brain takes to grow to you for?
Timmay!
>Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition Has Frothed:
>> Meat Plow sat in thee Comfee Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>>>>> Meat Plow wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Does someone have a new brain for timmy?
>>>>>
>>>>> [irony meter goes off the scale]
>>>>>
>>>>> <guffaw>
>>>>
>>>> "Is that you long is takes for you to grow a new brain?"
>>>
>>> No, that you is long take new brain for time not.
>>
>> But is that new long you brain takes to grow to you for?
>
I've never seen three clowns shoot their wad over a typo before. One
hopes you all have differing numbers of chromosomes.
spooge
news:qf13q2hm78ap4p10p...@4ax.com:
> spooge <spo...@lart.com> wrote:
>>Timmay! <tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>> spooge <spo...@lart.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>Apparently Dimmy doesn't agree. Maybe if we used News Agent and
>>>>spent three fucking weeks of holiday time showing him how wrong he
>>>>is he'd change his mind about that.
>>>
>>> Boyd, you're an unemployed loafer. You've got all the time in the
>>> world. Knock yourself out.
>>
>>How sweet, you came back to post that gem. You're Usenet legacy was
>>lame enough without it.
>
> Your Usenet legacy would be
Having bettered you so many times, you rarely poke your spotty face into
AUK, let alone Usenet. My legacy is having run you off, spankard.
Your Usenet legacy is: Three Fucking Weeks.
>spending most of your time evading
> discussions of your own hypocrisy after being confronted by your own
> words. You were very easy to manipulate. Draw you into a discussion.
> Defeat you. Ridicule you. See you slink away slowly. Draw you back
> into the same discussion and begin the cycle again. I personally
> remember batting you around alt.flame and satellite groups for a
> couple of years for no reason other than my own enjoyment.
Dimmy, you only came back because you thought you'd get some kind of a dot
f "award" and found that the group was an empty piss bowl.
You and alt flame are net-dead.
Go away, you're attracting flies.
>>Was this the Christmas season that you were finally successful in
>>raping open servers, or are you still a failure at that, too?
>
> I don't think I would have much trouble in finding any open servers if
> I went looking for some. I'd rape your box, but I'd find nothing but
> mountains of pr0n, right?
>
> If we're going to dredge up old stuff then I'm game.
That's Usenet history, Tim. How unfortunate for you that history records
you as the idiot you are. You needed a fucking bot to even have a chance
of winning. You never had the chops, Tim.
You loser.
> "Go on, Skinhead Jet, call him a "frog". You know you want to, you
> no-class racist little loon." John "Spooge" Boyd defines racism in
> <Xns91DB685E59C...@207.14.113.10>
>
> "I know this is way, way over your frog lovin' head, so have someone
> translate it into whatever language it is that you do understand, and
> try again, m'kay?" John "Spooge" Boyd chewing his own ankle in
> <8uvki9$l2u$1...@snarf.databasix.com>
>
> So, you're a racist by your own definition, Boyd?
I don't like amphibians, Tim. One day you should really pay attention in
your perpetual remedial English class.
--
When one person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity.
When many people suffer from a delusion it is called Religion.
-Robert M. Pirsig
spooge
news:bv23q29fsqfm7kdc9...@4ax.com:
Poor amphibian lover Timmy. Defending his green pals on Usenet again.
Timmay!
>> You're a racist posthumper, Boyd. You'll never live that fact down.
>>
>> "Go on, Skinhead Jet, call him a "frog". You know you want to, you
>> no-class racist little loon." John "Spooge" Boyd defines racism in
>> <Xns91DB685E59C...@207.14.113.10>
>>
>> "I know this is way, way over your frog lovin' head, so have someone
>> translate it into whatever language it is that you do understand, and
>> try again, m'kay?" John "Spooge" Boyd chewing his own ankle in
>> <8uvki9$l2u$1...@snarf.databasix.com>
>
>Poor amphibian lover Timmy. Defending his green pals on Usenet again.
Poor Spooge. Doesn't have the spine to admit he labelled someone a
racist for referring to a Frenchman as a "frog" whilst doing the same
thing himself. I guess he'lll laughably continue to claim he was
referring to an amphibian. Hypocrite. Coward. Racist.
Timmay!
>Timmay! <tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>> spooge <spo...@lart.com> wrote:
>>>How sweet, you came back to post that gem. You're Usenet legacy was
>>>lame enough without it.
>>
>> Your Usenet legacy would be
>
>Having bettered you so many times,
I see you're still snorting copious quantities of drugs.
>you rarely poke your spotty face into AUK, let alone Usenet.
You ought to ponder the reason for that, Hercule. Put together the
facts, put down the crack pipe and attempt to see if you can reason
why. The facts: You only see my posts when one of the resident herd of
idiots that infest AUK crossposts to alt.flame.
This millenium will do.
>My legacy is having run you off, spankard.
My only reasons for departing Usenet are purely personal ones.
We'll play your game for a bit.
OK, how did you run me off? Which threads? Which subject?
>Your Usenet legacy is: Three Fucking Weeks.
Another of your Usenet legacies is that you're a racist by your own
definition, wouldn't you agree?
"Go on, Skinhead Jet, call him a "frog". You know you want to, you
no-class racist little loon." John "Spooge" Boyd defines racism in
<Xns91DB685E59C...@207.14.113.10>
"I know this is way, way over your frog lovin' head, so have someone
translate it into whatever language it is that you do understand, and
try again, m'kay?" John "Spooge" Boyd chewing his own ankle in
<8uvki9$l2u$1...@snarf.databasix.com>
>>spending most of your time evading
>> discussions of your own hypocrisy after being confronted by your own
>> words. You were very easy to manipulate. Draw you into a discussion.
>> Defeat you. Ridicule you. See you slink away slowly. Draw you back
>> into the same discussion and begin the cycle again. I personally
>> remember batting you around alt.flame and satellite groups for a
>> couple of years for no reason other than my own enjoyment.
>
>Dimmy, you only came back because you thought you'd get some kind of a dot
>f "award" and found that the group was an empty piss bowl.
>
>You and alt flame are net-dead.
>
>Go away, you're attracting flies.
I came back because AF is a mental gynasium and I fancied some
exercise. I probably won't win many points for working the AUK
punching bags, but the punching bags will know their place.
>>>Was this the Christmas season that you were finally successful in
>>>raping open servers, or are you still a failure at that, too?
>>
>> I don't think I would have much trouble in finding any open servers if
>> I went looking for some. I'd rape your box, but I'd find nothing but
>> mountains of pr0n, right?
>>
>> If we're going to dredge up old stuff then I'm game.
>
>That's Usenet history, Tim. How unfortunate for you that history records
>you as the idiot you are. You needed a fucking bot to even have a chance
>of winning. You never had the chops, Tim.
You wouldn't have the bollocks to bring things to a head as I did. If
any of the newsgroup invasions you were involved in were stopped by
someone running a cancelbot on all your posts, you'd still be crying
and whining about it now, unless you'd drowned in a pool of the
collective tears of the morons who'd started the invasion.
>You loser.
>
>> "Go on, Skinhead Jet, call him a "frog". You know you want to, you
>> no-class racist little loon." John "Spooge" Boyd defines racism in
>> <Xns91DB685E59C...@207.14.113.10>
>>
>> "I know this is way, way over your frog lovin' head, so have someone
>> translate it into whatever language it is that you do understand, and
>> try again, m'kay?" John "Spooge" Boyd chewing his own ankle in
>> <8uvki9$l2u$1...@snarf.databasix.com>
>>
>> So, you're a racist by your own definition, Boyd?
>
>I don't like amphibians, Tim. One day you should really pay attention in
>your perpetual remedial English class.
Poor Spooge. Doesn't have the spine to admit he labelled someone a
racist for referring to a Frenchman as a "frog" whilst doing the same
thing himself. I guess he'lll laughably continue to claim he was
referring to an amphibian. Hypocrite. Coward. Racist.
--
spooge
news:iqvcq2ht49c1qlq6i...@4ax.com:
> spooge <spo...@lartREMOVETHIS.com> wrote:
>>Timmay! <tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>> spooge <spo...@lart.com> wrote:
> [...]
>>>>How sweet, you came back to post that gem. You're Usenet legacy was
>>>>lame enough without it.
>>>
>>> Your Usenet legacy would be
>>
>>Having bettered you so many times,
>
> I see you're still snorting copious quantities of drugs.
You're still raping sheep I see.
>>you rarely poke your spotty face into AUK, let alone Usenet.
>
> You ought to ponder the reason for that, Hercule.
Because you're spanked, weakling.
> Put together the
> facts, put down the crack pipe and attempt to see if you can reason
> why. The facts: You only see my posts when one of the resident herd of
> idiots that infest AUK crossposts to alt.flame.
Alt.flame is net-dead. Has been for quite some time.
Just like you. Do pay attention.
> This millenium will do.
>
>>My legacy is having run you off, spankard.
>
> My only reasons for departing Usenet are purely personal ones.
As I said, you've been run off.
> We'll play your game for a bit.
>
> OK, how did you run me off? Which threads? Which subject?
Your absence for long periods of time is proof enough that you were run
off. I'll take credit for it to fill the vacuum of dull that your return
has generated. If it makes you feel better I'll let someone else claim
your spank. I really don't give a shit.
It really matters not who ran you off, the fact is, you've been run off.
As has, BTW, the majority of alt.flame. In the end the how really isn't of
concern, it's the removal of the suckage that counts.
>>Your Usenet legacy is: Three Fucking Weeks.
>
> Another of your Usenet legacies is that you're a racist by your own
> definition, wouldn't you agree?
Your reading comprehension skills haven't improved in your spankage.
> "Go on, Skinhead Jet, call him a "frog". You know you want to, you
> no-class racist little loon." John "Spooge" Boyd defines racism in
> <Xns91DB685E59C...@207.14.113.10>
>
> "I know this is way, way over your frog lovin' head, so have someone
> translate it into whatever language it is that you do understand, and
> try again, m'kay?" John "Spooge" Boyd chewing his own ankle in
> <8uvki9$l2u$1...@snarf.databasix.com>
>
>>>spending most of your time evading
>>> discussions of your own hypocrisy after being confronted by your own
>>> words. You were very easy to manipulate. Draw you into a discussion.
>>> Defeat you. Ridicule you. See you slink away slowly. Draw you back
>>> into the same discussion and begin the cycle again. I personally
>>> remember batting you around alt.flame and satellite groups for a
>>> couple of years for no reason other than my own enjoyment.
>>
>>Dimmy, you only came back because you thought you'd get some kind of a
>>dot f "award" and found that the group was an empty piss bowl.
>>
>>You and alt flame are net-dead.
>>
>>Go away, you're attracting flies.
>
> I came back because AF is a mental gynasium
An empty gymnasium, Tim. As useful as a one-legged pommel horse.
> and I fancied some
> exercise. I probably won't win many points for working the AUK
> punching bags, but the punching bags will know their place.
And if alt.flame wasn't nailed to its perch, it would have muscled up to
the bars and escaped, isn't that right, Tim?
Beautiful plummage.
>>>>Was this the Christmas season that you were finally successful in
>>>>raping open servers, or are you still a failure at that, too?
>>>
>>> I don't think I would have much trouble in finding any open servers
>>> if I went looking for some. I'd rape your box, but I'd find nothing
>>> but mountains of pr0n, right?
>>>
>>> If we're going to dredge up old stuff then I'm game.
>>
>>That's Usenet history, Tim. How unfortunate for you that history
>>records you as the idiot you are. You needed a fucking bot to even
>>have a chance of winning. You never had the chops, Tim.
>
> You wouldn't have the bollocks to bring things to a head as I did.
Bollocks != flooding newsgroups with NewsAgent, net-abuser.
> If
> any of the newsgroup invasions you were involved in were stopped by
> someone running a cancelbot on all your posts, you'd still be crying
> and whining about it now, unless you'd drowned in a pool of the
> collective tears of the morons who'd started the invasion.
You've never understood that inciting a fool to run a cancelbot/NewsAgent
was proof of ownership of the fool, fool.
>>You loser.
>>
>>> "Go on, Skinhead Jet, call him a "frog". You know you want to, you
>>> no-class racist little loon." John "Spooge" Boyd defines racism in
>>> <Xns91DB685E59C...@207.14.113.10>
>>>
>>> "I know this is way, way over your frog lovin' head, so have someone
>>> translate it into whatever language it is that you do understand,
>>> and try again, m'kay?" John "Spooge" Boyd chewing his own ankle in
>>> <8uvki9$l2u$1...@snarf.databasix.com>
>>>
>>> So, you're a racist by your own definition, Boyd?
>>
>>I don't like amphibians, Tim. One day you should really pay attention
>>in your perpetual remedial English class.
>
> Poor Spooge. Doesn't have the spine to admit he labelled someone a
> racist for referring to a Frenchman as a "frog" whilst doing the same
> thing himself. I guess he'lll laughably continue to claim he was
> referring to an amphibian. Hypocrite. Coward. Racist.
I prefer beef to frog, Tim. You prefer bullshit. Vive la difference.
Your Three Fucking Weeks vacation must be about over, so you can safely run
away and claim it to be a lifestyle choice again.
spooge
news:01vcq2pliu9584g7u...@4ax.com:
> spooge <spo...@lartREMOVETHIS.com> wrote:
>>Timmay! <tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
> [...]
>>> You're a racist posthumper, Boyd. You'll never live that fact down.
>>>
>>> "Go on, Skinhead Jet, call him a "frog". You know you want to, you
>>> no-class racist little loon." John "Spooge" Boyd defines racism in
>>> <Xns91DB685E59C...@207.14.113.10>
>>>
>>> "I know this is way, way over your frog lovin' head, so have someone
>>> translate it into whatever language it is that you do understand, and
>>> try again, m'kay?" John "Spooge" Boyd chewing his own ankle in
>>> <8uvki9$l2u$1...@snarf.databasix.com>
>>
>>Poor amphibian lover Timmy. Defending his green pals on Usenet again.
>
> Poor Spooge. Doesn't have the spine to admit he labelled someone a
> racist for referring to a Frenchman as a "frog" whilst doing the same
> thing himself. I guess he'lll laughably continue to claim he was
> referring to an amphibian. Hypocrite. Coward. Racist.
Poor Tim:
"Shut up frog."
Tim "Dr. Doom" Thorne to Menjy
as quoted in 3539d03e....@enews.newsguy.com
"I don't answer your question because it's full of shit."
-- Tim Thorne explaining why questions such as 'If "jewboy" is not an
anti-semitic slur, how come the Hitler's FuckWits have stopped using it?'
. <377541c0...@hell-flame-wars.org>
'Bullock, you forgetful fuckwit, I have told you numerous times that I
don't believe "Jewboy" is an anti-semetic slur'
'So you're a blithering idiot for squealing "Jewboy" is a racial slur.'
"Jewish people *do* tend to have big noses *and* high foreheads too.
It's in their chromosomes." -<37ad03b3...@hell-flame-wars.org>,
'"Jewboy" isn't a racial slur, no matter which way you cut it.'
'I mention Japs, mushroom clouds and fishhead soup because...'
>Tell them again. You're staying here until I hear you admit that "jewboy"
>is a racist epithet.
There doesn't appear to be anyone there, Bullock and I'm not
crossposting to soc.culture.jewish and I'm not going to admit to
something which I don't believe.
Message-ID: <376efc6a...@hell-flame-wars.org>
Try again, you dumb fucking Kraut.
Message-ID: <3cbf5170...@news.alt.net>
Timmay!
>Timmay! <tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>> spooge <spo...@lartREMOVETHIS.com> wrote:
>>>Timmay! <tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>> [...]
>>>> no-class racist little loon." John "Spooge" Boyd defines racism in
>>>> <Xns91DB685E59C...@207.14.113.10>
>>>>
>>>> "I know this is way, way over your frog lovin' head, so have someone
>>>> translate it into whatever language it is that you do understand, and
>>>> try again, m'kay?" John "Spooge" Boyd chewing his own ankle in
>>>> <8uvki9$l2u$1...@snarf.databasix.com>
>>>
>>>Poor amphibian lover Timmy. Defending his green pals on Usenet again.
>>
>> Poor Spooge. Doesn't have the spine to admit he labelled someone a
>> racist for referring to a Frenchman as a "frog" whilst doing the same
>> thing himself. I guess he'lll laughably continue to claim he was
>> referring to an amphibian. Hypocrite. Coward. Racist.
>
>Poor Tim:
>
>"Shut up frog."
>
>Tim "Dr. Doom" Thorne to Menjy
>as quoted in 3539d03e....@enews.newsguy.com
I told a Usenet amphibian to shut up. He's not even remotely French.
<boggle>
I guess you're trying to tell me that I'm a racist by *your*
standards. I can live with that. There are two quotes at the top of
this post that prove *you're* a racist by *your* own standards.
You've been hoisted by your own petard. It's beautiful.
Want to play some more?
Timmay!
>Timmay! <tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>> spooge <spo...@lartREMOVETHIS.com> wrote:
>>>Timmay! <tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>> spooge <spo...@lart.com> wrote:
>> [...]
>>>>>How sweet, you came back to post that gem. You're Usenet legacy was
>>>>>lame enough without it.
>>>>
>>>> Your Usenet legacy would be
>>>
>>>Having bettered you so many times,
>>
>> I see you're still snorting copious quantities of drugs.
>
>You're still raping sheep I see.
The bloke in your pr0n movie is not me and you can stop fantasising
about being that sheep right now.
>>>you rarely poke your spotty face into AUK, let alone Usenet.
>>
>> You ought to ponder the reason for that, Hercule.
>
>Because you're spanked, weakling.
I can see that pondering such a complicated issue would inevitably tax
your brain to destruction. For the sake of the people who would have
to the clean up the mess in your apartment after your head explodes,
don't ponder any longer.
>> Put together the
>> facts, put down the crack pipe and attempt to see if you can reason
>> why. The facts: You only see my posts when one of the resident herd of
>> idiots that infest AUK crossposts to alt.flame.
>
>Alt.flame is net-dead. Has been for quite some time.
AUK is full of the braindead. Has been for as long as I can remember.
>Just like you. Do pay attention.
>
>> This millenium will do.
>>
>>>My legacy is having run you off, spankard.
>>
>> My only reasons for departing Usenet are purely personal ones.
>
>As I said, you've been run off.
As I said, I see you're still snorting copious quantities of drugs.
>> We'll play your game for a bit.
>>
>> OK, how did you run me off? Which threads? Which subject?
>
>Your absence for long periods of time is proof enough that you were run
>off. I'll take credit for it to fill the vacuum of dull that your return
>has generated. If it makes you feel better I'll let someone else claim
>your spank. I really don't give a shit.
>
>It really matters not who ran you off, the fact is, you've been run off.
>As has, BTW, the majority of alt.flame. In the end the how really isn't of
>concern, it's the removal of the suckage that counts.
Confessing to claiming spank by virtue of the poster getting on with
meatspace stuff when you had nothing to do with said exit from Usenet
and especially when said poster kicked you black and blue for a couple
of years is rather honest of you, Boyd. Maybe there is hope for you
yet as a normal, honest human being?
>>>Your Usenet legacy is: Three Fucking Weeks.
>>
>> Another of your Usenet legacies is that you're a racist by your own
>> definition, wouldn't you agree?
>
>Your reading comprehension skills haven't improved in your spankage.
I see you're still having difficultly coming to terms with your own
words, Mr Racist-By-Your-Own-Definition.
"Go on, Skinhead Jet, call him a "frog". You know you want to, you
no-class racist little loon." John "Spooge" Boyd defines racism in
<Xns91DB685E59C...@207.14.113.10>
"I know this is way, way over your frog lovin' head, so have someone
translate it into whatever language it is that you do understand, and
try again, m'kay?" John "Spooge" Boyd chewing his own ankle in
<8uvki9$l2u$1...@snarf.databasix.com>
>>>Dimmy, you only came back because you thought you'd get some kind of a
>>>dot f "award" and found that the group was an empty piss bowl.
>>>
>>>You and alt flame are net-dead.
>>>
>>>Go away, you're attracting flies.
>>
>> I came back because AF is a mental gynasium
>
>An empty gymnasium, Tim. As useful as a one-legged pommel horse.
<smirks>
I didn't realise you had such a low opinion of yourself and your
fellow AUK denizens. I couldn't agree more that you're as useful as a
one-legged pommel horse. I'll nominate that for autoflame of the year
2007.
>> and I fancied some
>> exercise. I probably won't win many points for working the AUK
>> punching bags, but the punching bags will know their place.
>
>And if alt.flame wasn't nailed to its perch, it would have muscled up to
>the bars and escaped, isn't that right, Tim?
Everytime you muppets have started a flame war in alt.flame you were
picked apart, slapped about and sent packing back to taunting the
likes of Wollmann. I know you realise that you folks don't have the
necessary qualities to make it as fry cooks in real life, but I'm just
making the best of my current environment.
>>>> If we're going to dredge up old stuff then I'm game.
>>>
>>>That's Usenet history, Tim. How unfortunate for you that history
>>>records you as the idiot you are. You needed a fucking bot to even
>>>have a chance of winning. You never had the chops, Tim.
>>
>> You wouldn't have the bollocks to bring things to a head as I did.
>
>Bollocks != flooding newsgroups with NewsAgent, net-abuser.
It was the wrong thing to do at the time as I still had the moral high
ground after being effectively UDP'd for over two months. Like I said,
it is something you wouldn't have considered due to lack of spine.
>> If any of the newsgroup invasions you were involved in were stopped by
>> someone running a cancelbot on all your posts, you'd still be crying
>> and whining about it now, unless you'd drowned in a pool of the
>> collective tears of the morons who'd started the invasion.
>
>You've never understood that inciting a fool to run a cancelbot/NewsAgent
>was proof of ownership of the fool, fool.
I'd say you probably still have an "I Hate Stan Kallish III" T-shirt
to mop those tears with, but that was well before your time, n00b.
>>>> So, you're a racist by your own definition, Boyd?
>>>
>>>I don't like amphibians, Tim. One day you should really pay attention
>>>in your perpetual remedial English class.
>>
>> Poor Spooge. Doesn't have the spine to admit he labelled someone a
>> racist for referring to a Frenchman as a "frog" whilst doing the same
>> thing himself. I guess he'lll laughably continue to claim he was
>> referring to an amphibian. Hypocrite. Coward. Racist.
>
>I prefer beef to frog, Tim. You prefer bullshit. Vive la difference.
>
>Your Three Fucking Weeks vacation must be about over, so you can safely run
>away and claim it to be a lifestyle choice again.
I'm not going anywhere, much to your chagrin. I'm going to stick
around and ridicule you with your own words, racist.
"Go on, Skinhead Jet, call him a "frog". You know you want to, you
no-class racist little loon." John "Spooge" Boyd defines racism in
<Xns91DB685E59C...@207.14.113.10>
"I know this is way, way over your frog lovin' head, so have someone
translate it into whatever language it is that you do understand,
and try again, m'kay?" John "Spooge" Boyd chewing his own ankle in
<8uvki9$l2u$1...@snarf.databasix.com>
--
metro-golden-meower
<tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>spooge <spo...@lartREMOVETHIS.com> wrote:
>>Timmay! <tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>> spooge <spo...@lartREMOVETHIS.com> wrote:
>>>>Timmay! <tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>> [...]
>>>>> "Go on, Skinhead Jet, call him a "frog". You know you want to, you
>>>>> no-class racist little loon." John "Spooge" Boyd defines racism in
>>>>> <Xns91DB685E59C...@207.14.113.10>
>>>>>
>>>>> "I know this is way, way over your frog lovin' head, so have someone
>>>>> translate it into whatever language it is that you do understand, and
>>>>> try again, m'kay?" John "Spooge" Boyd chewing his own ankle in
>>>>> <8uvki9$l2u$1...@snarf.databasix.com>
>>>>
>>>>Poor amphibian lover Timmy. Defending his green pals on Usenet again.
>>>
>>> Poor Spooge. Doesn't have the spine to admit he labelled someone a
>>> racist for referring to a Frenchman as a "frog" whilst doing the same
>>> thing himself. I guess he'lll laughably continue to claim he was
>>> referring to an amphibian. Hypocrite. Coward. Racist.
>>
>>Poor Tim:
>>
>>"Shut up frog."
>>
>>Tim "Dr. Doom" Thorne to Menjy
>>as quoted in 3539d03e....@enews.newsguy.com
>
>I told a Usenet amphibian to shut up. He's not even remotely French.
it'd be easyer for spooge to just call all of us english racists. its
not like its a secret we cannot stand the stinky snail eating
eurocaner the frogs. its not like they care for us either, its a two
way street. maybe spooge has been living near quebec for too long and
its rubbed off on him?
><boggle>
>
>I guess you're trying to tell me that I'm a racist by *your*
>standards. I can live with that. There are two quotes at the top of
>this post that prove *you're* a racist by *your* own standards.
as gilbert once said to me, NUKE FRANCE is something we all agree on.
probably the only time everyone has agreed on anything in alt.flame.
>You've been hoisted by your own petard. It's beautiful.
>
>Want to play some more?
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spooge
news:ig0ar25q26lbifsbu...@4ax.com:
> spooge <spo...@lartREMOVETHIS.com> wrote:
>>Timmay! <tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>> spooge <spo...@lartREMOVETHIS.com> wrote:
>>>>Timmay! <tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>> [...]
>>>>> "Go on, Skinhead Jet, call him a "frog". You know you want to, you
>>>>> no-class racist little loon." John "Spooge" Boyd defines racism in
>>>>> <Xns91DB685E59C...@207.14.113.10>
>>>>>
>>>>> "I know this is way, way over your frog lovin' head, so have someone
>>>>> translate it into whatever language it is that you do understand, and
>>>>> try again, m'kay?" John "Spooge" Boyd chewing his own ankle in
>>>>> <8uvki9$l2u$1...@snarf.databasix.com>
>>>>
>>>>Poor amphibian lover Timmy. Defending his green pals on Usenet again.
>>>
>>> Poor Spooge. Doesn't have the spine to admit he labelled someone a
>>> racist for referring to a Frenchman as a "frog" whilst doing the same
>>> thing himself. I guess he'lll laughably continue to claim he was
>>> referring to an amphibian. Hypocrite. Coward. Racist.
>>
>>Poor Tim:
>>
>>"Shut up frog."
>>
>>Tim "Dr. Doom" Thorne to Menjy
>>as quoted in 3539d03e....@enews.newsguy.com
>
> I told a Usenet amphibian to shut up. He's not even remotely French.
At least you could try an original response, Timmy.
> <boggle>
It didn't boggle me at all that you snipped the NINE other quotes provided.
Here, let's look at the quotes provided that you don't want to answer for:
Reposted again for the cunt Thorne:
---------------------
"I don't answer your question because it's full of shit."
-- Tim Thorne explaining why questions such as 'If "jewboy" is not an
anti-semitic slur, how come the Hitler's FuckWits have stopped using it?'
. <377541c0...@hell-flame-wars.org>
'Bullock, you forgetful fuckwit, I have told you numerous times that I
don't believe "Jewboy" is an anti-semetic slur'
'So you're a blithering idiot for squealing "Jewboy" is a racial slur.'
"Jewish people *do* tend to have big noses *and* high foreheads too.
It's in their chromosomes." -<37ad03b3...@hell-flame-wars.org>,
'"Jewboy" isn't a racial slur, no matter which way you cut it.'
'I mention Japs, mushroom clouds and fishhead soup because...'
>Tell them again. You're staying here until I hear you admit that "jewboy"
>is a racist epithet.
There doesn't appear to be anyone there, Bullock and I'm not
crossposting to soc.culture.jewish and I'm not going to admit to
something which I don't believe.
Message-ID: <376efc6a...@hell-flame-wars.org>
Try again, you dumb fucking Kraut.
Message-ID: <3cbf5170...@news.alt.net>
--------------------
> I guess you're trying to tell me that I'm a racist by *your*
> standards.
For the 10th or 20th time: yes I am, Timmy.
> I can live with that.
Of course you can. You're a proud racist. Your tiresome fuckheadedness
long ago lost any real entertainment value, but newbies need to know that
when you offer up an opinion on anything, it's as worthless as a dried
dogturd coated with fly puke.
> There are two quotes at the top of
> this post that prove *you're* a racist by *your* own standards.
By your standards you're 5 times the racist you claim me to be, idiot Tim.
The TEN quotes I've provided prove that by your "logic". Which explains
why you snipped NINE of them without indicating you had done so.
> You've been hoisted by your own petard. It's beautiful.
Stop talking to yourself.
> Want to play some more?
I'm having a blast proving you to be a racist fuck. Again.
spooge
news:ch0ar21ao7jb40a8p...@4ax.com:
> spooge <spo...@lartREMOVETHIS.com> wrote:
>>Timmay! <tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>> spooge <spo...@lartREMOVETHIS.com> wrote:
>>>>Timmay! <tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>> spooge <spo...@lart.com> wrote:
>>> [...]
>>>>>>How sweet, you came back to post that gem. You're Usenet legacy
>>>>>>was lame enough without it.
>>>>>
>>>>> Your Usenet legacy would be
>>>>
>>>>Having bettered you so many times,
>>>
>>> I see you're still snorting copious quantities of drugs.
>>
>>You're still raping sheep I see.
>
> The bloke in your pr0n movie is not me and you can stop fantasising
> about being that sheep right now.
You've not aged well in prison, Tim.
>>>>you rarely poke your spotty face into AUK, let alone Usenet.
>>>
>>> You ought to ponder the reason for that, Hercule.
>>
>>Because you're spanked, weakling.
>
> I can see that
As can we all, that's why I pointed it out to you initially.
> pondering such a complicated issue would inevitably tax
> your brain to destruction. For the sake of the people who would have
> to the clean up the mess in your apartment after your head explodes,
> don't ponder any longer.
>
>>> Put together the
>>> facts, put down the crack pipe and attempt to see if you can reason
>>> why. The facts: You only see my posts when one of the resident herd
>>> of idiots that infest AUK crossposts to alt.flame.
>>
>>Alt.flame is net-dead. Has been for quite some time.
>
> AUK is full of the braindead. Has been for as long as I can remember.
Only when you get out on parole and re-sub the group.
Do the math.
>>Just like you. Do pay attention.
>>
>>> This millenium will do.
>>>
>>>>My legacy is having run you off, spankard.
>>>
>>> My only reasons for departing Usenet are purely personal ones.
>>
>>As I said, you've been run off.
>
> As I said, I see you're still snorting copious quantities of drugs.
>
>>> We'll play your game for a bit.
>>>
>>> OK, how did you run me off? Which threads? Which subject?
>>
>>Your absence for long periods of time is proof enough that you were
>>run off. I'll take credit for it to fill the vacuum of dull that your
>>return has generated. If it makes you feel better I'll let someone
>>else claim your spank. I really don't give a shit.
>>
>>It really matters not who ran you off, the fact is, you've been run
>>off. As has, BTW, the majority of alt.flame. In the end the how
>>really isn't of concern, it's the removal of the suckage that counts.
>
> Confessing to claiming spank by virtue of the poster getting on with
> meatspace stuff when you had nothing to do with said exit from Usenet
Reread my words, Tim:
Your absence for long periods of time is proof enough that you were
run off. I'll take credit for it to fill the vacuum of dull that your
return has generated. If it makes you feel better I'll let someone
else claim your spank. I really don't give a shit.
> and especially when said poster kicked you black and blue for a couple
> of years is rather honest of you, Boyd. Maybe there is hope for you
> yet as a normal, honest human being?
Does your ankle bracelet chafe your skin much? I've read that many
convicts serving house-arrest have that trouble, and as I'm not ever going
to experience that myself, I thought I'd ask someone who has, ie: you.
>>>>Your Usenet legacy is: Three Fucking Weeks.
>>>
>>> Another of your Usenet legacies is that you're a racist by your own
>>> definition, wouldn't you agree?
>>
>>Your reading comprehension skills haven't improved in your spankage.
>
> I see you're still having difficultly coming to terms with your own
> words, Mr Racist-By-Your-Own-Definition.
>
> "Go on, Skinhead Jet, call him a "frog". You know you want to, you
> no-class racist little loon." John "Spooge" Boyd defines racism in
> <Xns91DB685E59C...@207.14.113.10>
>
> "I know this is way, way over your frog lovin' head, so have someone
> translate it into whatever language it is that you do understand, and
> try again, m'kay?" John "Spooge" Boyd chewing his own ankle in
> <8uvki9$l2u$1...@snarf.databasix.com>
"Shut up frog."
Tim "Dr. Doom" Thorne to Menjy
as quoted in 3539d03e....@enews.newsguy.com
"I don't answer your question because it's full of shit."
-- Tim Thorne explaining why questions such as 'If "jewboy" is not an
anti-semitic slur, how come the Hitler's FuckWits have stopped using it?'
. <377541c0...@hell-flame-wars.org>
'Bullock, you forgetful fuckwit, I have told you numerous times that I
don't believe "Jewboy" is an anti-semetic slur'
'So you're a blithering idiot for squealing "Jewboy" is a racial slur.'
"Jewish people *do* tend to have big noses *and* high foreheads too.
It's in their chromosomes." -<37ad03b3...@hell-flame-wars.org>,
'"Jewboy" isn't a racial slur, no matter which way you cut it.'
'I mention Japs, mushroom clouds and fishhead soup because...'
>Tell them again. You're staying here until I hear you admit that "jewboy"
>is a racist epithet.
There doesn't appear to be anyone there, Bullock and I'm not
crossposting to soc.culture.jewish and I'm not going to admit to
something which I don't believe.
Message-ID: <376efc6a...@hell-flame-wars.org>
Try again, you dumb fucking Kraut.
Message-ID: <3cbf5170...@news.alt.net>
If your use of two out-of-context quotes proves something, my use of TEN in
context quotes is a real problem for you, Timmy.
You can prove my point by snipping them... wait, you already did that in a
previous post Message-ID: <ig0ar25q26lbifsbu...@4ax.com>
You're such a predictable stupid cunt.
>>>>Dimmy, you only came back because you thought you'd get some kind of
>>>>a dot f "award" and found that the group was an empty piss bowl.
>>>>
>>>>You and alt flame are net-dead.
>>>>
>>>>Go away, you're attracting flies.
>>>
>>> I came back because AF is a mental gynasium
>>
>>An empty gymnasium, Tim. As useful as a one-legged pommel horse.
>
> <smirks>
>
> I didn't realise you had such a low opinion of yourself and your
> fellow AUK denizens. I couldn't agree more that you're as useful as a
> one-legged pommel horse. I'll nominate that for autoflame of the year
> 2007.
We were discussing the net-dead status of alt.flame. Even your broken-
chromosome laden offspring would have understood that based upon the quoted
words. Why is their Daddy so stupid that he couldn't?
>>> and I fancied some
>>> exercise. I probably won't win many points for working the AUK
>>> punching bags, but the punching bags will know their place.
>>
>>And if alt.flame wasn't nailed to its perch, it would have muscled up
>>to the bars and escaped, isn't that right, Tim?
>
> Everytime you muppets have started a flame war in alt.flame you were
> picked apart, slapped about and sent packing back to taunting the
> likes of Wollmann. I know you realise that you folks don't have the
> necessary qualities to make it as fry cooks in real life, but I'm just
> making the best of my current environment.
>
>>>>> If we're going to dredge up old stuff then I'm game.
>>>>
>>>>That's Usenet history, Tim. How unfortunate for you that history
>>>>records you as the idiot you are. You needed a fucking bot to even
>>>>have a chance of winning. You never had the chops, Tim.
>>>
>>> You wouldn't have the bollocks to bring things to a head as I did.
>>
>>Bollocks != flooding newsgroups with NewsAgent, net-abuser.
>
> It was the wrong thing to do at the time as I still had the moral high
> ground after being effectively UDP'd for over two months. Like I said,
> it is something you wouldn't have considered due to lack of spine.
Being a fuckhead doesn't require a spine and you're the proof, Net-Abuser.
With typical jail-cell morality you consider your act of fuckery to be
noble. The prisons are full of convicts who think the same as you do. Nice
peer-group, Timmy. You must be so proud.
>>> If any of the newsgroup invasions you were involved in were stopped
>>> by someone running a cancelbot on all your posts, you'd still be
>>> crying and whining about it now, unless you'd drowned in a pool of
>>> the collective tears of the morons who'd started the invasion.
>>
>>You've never understood that inciting a fool to run a
>>cancelbot/NewsAgent was proof of ownership of the fool, fool.
>
> I'd say you probably still have an "I Hate Stan Kallish III" T-shirt
> to mop those tears with, but that was well before your time, n00b.
I'd say you failed to deny that you are a fool, fool.
>>>>> So, you're a racist by your own definition, Boyd?
>>>>
>>>>I don't like amphibians, Tim. One day you should really pay
>>>>attention in your perpetual remedial English class.
>>>
>>> Poor Spooge. Doesn't have the spine to admit he labelled someone a
>>> racist for referring to a Frenchman as a "frog" whilst doing the
>>> same thing himself. I guess he'lll laughably continue to claim he
>>> was referring to an amphibian. Hypocrite. Coward. Racist.
>>
>>I prefer beef to frog, Tim. You prefer bullshit. Vive la difference.
>>
>>Your Three Fucking Weeks vacation must be about over, so you can
>>safely run away and claim it to be a lifestyle choice again.
>
> I'm not going anywhere, much to your chagrin. I'm going to stick
> around and ridicule you with your own words, racist.
>
> "Go on, Skinhead Jet, call him a "frog". You know you want to, you
> no-class racist little loon." John "Spooge" Boyd defines racism in
> <Xns91DB685E59C...@207.14.113.10>
>
> "I know this is way, way over your frog lovin' head, so have someone
> translate it into whatever language it is that you do understand,
> and try again, m'kay?" John "Spooge" Boyd chewing his own ankle in
> <8uvki9$l2u$1...@snarf.databasix.com>
I win 10 to 1:
"Shut up frog."
Tim "Dr. Doom" Thorne to Menjy
as quoted in 3539d03e....@enews.newsguy.com
"I don't answer your question because it's full of shit."
-- Tim Thorne explaining why questions such as 'If "jewboy" is not an
anti-semitic slur, how come the Hitler's FuckWits have stopped using it?'
. <377541c0...@hell-flame-wars.org>
'Bullock, you forgetful fuckwit, I have told you numerous times that I
don't believe "Jewboy" is an anti-semetic slur'
'So you're a blithering idiot for squealing "Jewboy" is a racial slur.'
"Jewish people *do* tend to have big noses *and* high foreheads too.
It's in their chromosomes." -<37ad03b3...@hell-flame-wars.org>,
'"Jewboy" isn't a racial slur, no matter which way you cut it.'
'I mention Japs, mushroom clouds and fishhead soup because...'
>Tell them again. You're staying here until I hear you admit that "jewboy"
>is a racist epithet.
There doesn't appear to be anyone there, Bullock and I'm not
crossposting to soc.culture.jewish and I'm not going to admit to
something which I don't believe.
Message-ID: <376efc6a...@hell-flame-wars.org>
Try again, you dumb fucking Kraut.
Message-ID: <3cbf5170...@news.alt.net>
I hope you enjoy reading your words as much as I do posting them, Timmy
Timmay!
>spooge Has Frothed:
>
>
Man's best friend responding to his master's voice. How cute.
Timmay!
>Timmay! <tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
[...] Boyd being his usual dull self.
>>There are two quotes at the top of this post that prove *you're* a
>>racist by *your* own standards.
>
>By your standards you're 5 times the racist you claim me to be, idiot Tim.
I knew you were a slow learner, but now I'm shocked at your gross
stupidity. In all my time in these threads I haven't *once* laid down
*my* standards for labelling anyone a racist. Perhaps you would be so
good as to details *my* standards in your reply?
>The TEN quotes I've provided prove that by your "logic". Which explains
>why you snipped NINE of them without indicating you had done so.
There's nothing to answer, Boyd. We went through this years ago and
you limped out of that discussion only to hide and lick your wounds.
>> You've been hoisted by your own petard. It's beautiful.
>
>Stop talking to yourself.
But you have been hoisted by your own petard. You've clearly defined
that you fundamentally believe anyone who uses the term "frog" when
referring to someone of French origin is a racist. It is a clear
unambiguous statement and it cannot be interpreted any other way. In
your next quote you called someone who was dwelling in France at that
time a "frog". Correct me if I'm wrong, but you've clearly defined
yourself as a racist?
"Go on, Skinhead Jet, call him a "frog". You know you want to, you
no-class racist little loon." John "Spooge" Boyd defines racism in
<Xns91DB685E59C...@207.14.113.10>
"I know this is way, way over your frog lovin' head, so have someone
translate it into whatever language it is that you do understand, and
try again, m'kay?" John "Spooge" Boyd chewing his own ankle in
<8uvki9$l2u$1...@snarf.databasix.com>
>> Want to play some more?
>
>I'm having a blast proving you to be a racist fuck. Again.
If you keep blasting you won't have any digits left on your limbs.
Timmay!
>Timmay! <tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>> spooge <spo...@lartREMOVETHIS.com> wrote:
>>>Timmay! <tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>> I see you're still snorting copious quantities of drugs.
>>>
>>>You're still raping sheep I see.
>>
>> The bloke in your pr0n movie is not me and you can stop fantasising
>> about being that sheep right now.
>
>You've not aged well in prison, Tim.
So, not only do you believe I am sodomising a sheep right in front of
you on your screen right *now*, you believe I've spent the past few
years in prison, a place where sodomisation is common. There's a
curious pattern emerging here involving myself, sodomisation and your
imagination. Are you trolling for date or something?
>>>> You ought to ponder the reason for that, Hercule.
>>>
>>>Because you're spanked, weakling.
>>
>> I can see that
>
>As can we all,
We? Are those your imaginary Usenet friends who will ride to your
rescue when you've been hopelessly outclassed in another thread or
would they be your fellow braindead AUK denizens?
>that's why I pointed it out to you initially.
As I pointed it out to you initially, you're not fucking capable, you
inept little runt.
>>>Alt.flame is net-dead. Has been for quite some time.
>>
>> AUK is full of the braindead. Has been for as long as I can remember.
>
>Only when you get out on parole and re-sub the group.
>
>Do the math.
Oh fuck, yet more lame prison jibes. You obtuse, unoriginal, boring,
dull, halfwitted little runt. Can't do any fucking better than that?
It's like being savaged by a dog with no teeth.
>>>> OK, how did you run me off? Which threads? Which subject?
>>>
>>>Your absence for long periods of time is proof enough that you were
>>>run off. I'll take credit for it to fill the vacuum of dull that your
>>>return has generated. If it makes you feel better I'll let someone
>>>else claim your spank. I really don't give a shit.
>>>
>>>It really matters not who ran you off, the fact is, you've been run
>>>off. As has, BTW, the majority of alt.flame. In the end the how
>>>really isn't of concern, it's the removal of the suckage that counts.
>>
>> Confessing to claiming spank by virtue of the poster getting on with
>> meatspace stuff when you had nothing to do with said exit from Usenet
>
>Reread my words, Tim:
>
>Your absence for long periods of time is proof enough that you were
>run off. I'll take credit for it to fill the vacuum of dull that your
>return has generated. If it makes you feel better I'll let someone
>else claim your spank. I really don't give a shit.
I can see you've been keeping yourself busy on Usenet whilst I've been
away. You've must have been virtually barricaded inside your squalid
little hovel for weeks on end, snorting copious quantities of
mind-altering substances and posting to Usenet because you've got
*nothing* else in your life. I *really* pity you and the desolate life
you lead. If it makes you happy claim away, but deep down inside you
know you're only capable of wasting air.
>> and especially when said poster kicked you black and blue for a couple
>> of years is rather honest of you, Boyd. Maybe there is hope for you
>> yet as a normal, honest human being?
>
>Does your ankle bracelet chafe your skin much? I've read that many
>convicts serving house-arrest have that trouble, and as I'm not ever going
>to experience that myself, I thought I'd ask someone who has, ie: you.
Have you stopped molesting your children?
[...] Racism crap binned. We'll keep it to the other thread.
>>>> I came back because AF is a mental gynasium
>>>
>>>An empty gymnasium, Tim. As useful as a one-legged pommel horse.
>>
>> <smirks>
>>
>> I didn't realise you had such a low opinion of yourself and your
>> fellow AUK denizens. I couldn't agree more that you're as useful as a
>> one-legged pommel horse. I'll nominate that for autoflame of the year
>> 2007.
>
>We were discussing the net-dead status of alt.flame. Even your broken-
>chromosome laden offspring would have understood that based upon the quoted
>words. Why is their Daddy so stupid that he couldn't?
The only remnants of alt.flame as it was a couple of years ago are you
and your fellow drooling retards. That you don't see each other as any
kind of mental challenge is not entirely surprising.
>>>> You wouldn't have the bollocks to bring things to a head as I did.
>>>
>>>Bollocks != flooding newsgroups with NewsAgent, net-abuser.
>>
>> It was the wrong thing to do at the time as I still had the moral high
>> ground after being effectively UDP'd for over two months. Like I said,
>> it is something you wouldn't have considered due to lack of spine.
>
>Being a fuckhead doesn't require a spine and you're the proof, Net-Abuser.
>With typical jail-cell morality you consider your act of fuckery to be
>noble. The prisons are full of convicts who think the same as you do. Nice
>peer-group, Timmy. You must be so proud.
So, have you stopped molesting your children?
>>>> If any of the newsgroup invasions you were involved in were stopped
>>>> by someone running a cancelbot on all your posts, you'd still be
>>>> crying and whining about it now, unless you'd drowned in a pool of
>>>> the collective tears of the morons who'd started the invasion.
>>>
>>>You've never understood that inciting a fool to run a
>>>cancelbot/NewsAgent was proof of ownership of the fool, fool.
>>
>> I'd say you probably still have an "I Hate Stan Kallish III" T-shirt
>> to mop those tears with, but that was well before your time, n00b.
>
>I'd say you failed to deny that you are a fool, fool.
I noticed that you didn't deny you'd stopped abusing your children.