Woger Wiseman's Greyhound Mens' Room Band/Waoul Xemblinkosky's Greatest Hits

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Roger Wiseman's Greyhound Men's Room Band It was twenty years ago today, Roger Wiseman forced the boys to be gay He's been going in and outa their rears And he's made them into ravin' queers. So watch out or I'll force on you The act we've hated all these years, Roger Wiseman's Greyhound Men's Room Band. We're Roger Wiseman's Greyhound Men's Room Band, Disciples of the Bucktoothed Choad, Roger Wiseman's Greyhound Men's Room Band, Sit back and watch us shoot a load. Roger Wiseman's Greyhound, Roger Wiseman's Greyhound, Roger Wiseman's Greyhound Men's Room Band. It's wonderful to be here, But Wiseman's full of crap, The dirty goddamn pederast: That fucker gave us syphilis, That fucker gave us clap. I don't really want to stop the show, But I thought you had all better know, That Wiseman's going to play a song, On a stickpin that he stuck through his schlong. So let me introduce to you The one and only Bucktoothed Choad And Roger Wiseman's Greyhound Men's Room Band. Back to the top -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Imagine #2 (R. Xemblinosky/J. Lennon) Imagine Roger Wiseman It's not so hard to do Kneeling in the boys' room Slurping down some spoo Imagine all the Cub Scouts He has done this to! Imagine Marshall County A breeding ground for hicks When they hear how Roger Gets his seedy kicks Imagining old Wiseman Gumming winos' dicks! Imagine West Vagina Contagious black lung No more coal to shovel So Roger gets by with his tongue Imagine him paying rent With free shots at his bung! We all know Wiseman is a reamer But he's useful just the same Where else would the Nose find a patsy Half as sad or half as lame? http://extra.newsguy.com/~shpxurnq/songs.html#song5 Jesus Slut Fucker: Son of Gawd, Mary's Pimp I was born, long ago. I am the chosen one. Asshole of the Year 1987, 1989, 1999 (contested) God Emperor: AssholeNet Has Been of the Year 1995, 1997, 1999 Voted Flamer one would least like to share a prison cell with: 2000 Fuck up of the Year 2000 Fuck up of the Century for 20th Century crm 1x3, mhm 1x1, ------------------------------------------------------------------ Do as thousands of Gay men have already done and view Woger's home page, Woger's page contains contact numbers, you can sign his guest book, send him e-mail or just look at his loser ass: http://home.gay.com/Woger/ Woger Wiseman's Profile: http://profiles.gay.com/scripts/viewprofile?for=Woger _______________________________________________________________ Woger Wiseman Gallery of Shame: "Don't bring a knife to a gun fights you illarate fuck!" Woger explains his battle plan in ^^^^^^^ 9ujg6$hpa$@dosa.alt.net "Dr. Seuss is above your reading level you. You fucker illerate" kc8...@alt.net Woger demonstrates his superior sentence ^^^^^^ structure and spelling ability. "...I never went to high school..." Woger laments his lack of education in (a129t$i5...@pita.alt.net) Mehehe... Well, "grammer" sic boy, you definately have no room to talk... (9viq9f$2...@dosa.alt.net) ^^^^^^^ _____________________________________________________________ WOGER SPELLING DICTIONARY "Basios"...word Woger uses when he gets neeeerrrrvous. "Behing"...a cross between being and behind? "Feamle"...I think he meant female. "Losser"...only loser Roger can do it better. "Ignroant"...typical, considering the source. "Sluprs"...only Rogie knows what this means. "Travelled"...a Rogerism, replete with ignorance. "Postss"...pssst...Roger..that should be Posts. "Defgenerate"...well, it's Roger's word... "Faity"...he meant to say Fairy, but you know Roger. "Distribiution"...Roger likes using phonics. "Biotch"...he meant Bitch, but his phonics took over again. "Methjadone"...a West Virginia substitute for Heroin. "Anoinymous"...a cross between anonymous and annoying? "Sumbliminal"...one of Roger's favorites. "Recepticle"...either of Roger's moist cavaties. "Cociane"...a West Virginia drug of choice? "Tiome"...Roger meant to say Time...but his fingers were numb. "Beraking"...no definition. Could mean 'beraking' the leaves, "Amny"...he meant 'any', "Nlay"...a town in Maylaysia? Vermont? "Al;ong"...only Wussman knows what this means. "Becasu"...well, becasu Roger is not the brightest bulb on the tree. "Seperation". Why? Because Roger cannot "seperate" from his mommie!

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CONVICYED FELON Eugene Paskell Paris aka
"Rhesus Butt Fucker" <pparis7@NOFUCKINGSPAM!cox.net> wrote in message
news:7ePj8.14693$E_3.1...@news2.east.cox.net...
> R <ZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!>

A huge "fag lame", Eugene, or are you just sucking up on general principles?

Geno slobbers in Okie fucked-up English another IKYABWAI in
<3C76E2D5.8020900@NO_FUCKING_SPAMcox.net>:
"I'm not sure, your the only prison bitch I know."

Geno gets all excited about the thought of slurping his girlfriend the
bulldyke Melinda Brock's used tampons and finding new places to stick them
slobbered the following in
<3C64109B...@cox.net>
"You're using tampons now Melinda? Sticking them in your assI suppose"

Weeno the English major who needs to follow his own advice
slobbered in message
<3C4184B8...@NOFUCKINGSPAMhome.com>
"...be quite woman, before I tell everyone that you paid me *NOT* to
include you on the list..."

Geno the toilet tick fucks up as usual in his lame in
<3C5598B2.4040203@NO_FUCKING_SPAMcox.net> :

"She Woger as a prime example of Glen Dale "manhood".

Pussy Paris the frog fuckwit shows his grasp of English and homosexual
desire in Message-ID: <3C42FDE2...@NOFUCKINGSPAMhome.com>

"You want that I make a group for you all your own?
How does: alt.spanked.cocksucking-morons, grab you? It works for me."

Degenerate who downloads kiddie porn Geno Paris IKYABWAI's and fails to
post in English when he slobbered in a drunken stupor
in 3C442EFF...@NOFUCKINGSPAMhome.com:

"It wasn't be dumbass, you've just made a ass out of yourself again. Not
that this is any news to anyone."

Homosexual HIV positive Geno Paris fucks up when trying to typo lame
as usual in <3C4C35D6...@cox.net>:

"Most proof and all the "deatails" grammar boy."

CONVICTED FELON and kiddie porn downloading degenerate
"Rhesus Slut Fucker: Usenet Assholelicker" <ppa...@NOFUCKINGSPAMhome.com>
posted the following IKYABWAI while snorting cocaine in
message <3C45E722...@NOFUCKINGSPAMhome.com>:

" ...and so shook up he no longer takes any sense... not that he ever
made much sense to begin with..."

Frog Okie fuckwit and convicted prison bitch slobbered out in
<3C6D3CB0.5080303@NO_FUCKING_SPAMcox.net>:
"What you "know" won't hurt you none, dumbass."

Eugene the English-impaired retard slobbers out another one of his
what else can be expected of him fuckups in
<3C5516C0.4030304@NO_FUCKING_SPAMcox.net>:
"By letting him kick your ass your are making American's in general look
bad."

Pussy Paris the slobbering frog fuckwit babbles in
3C555E59.5060109@NO_FUCKING_SPAMcox.net:

"To think I'd live with your under your drag name .."

Weeno the frog Paris blathered the following irony in
3C442E62...@NOFUCKINGSPAMhome.com:

"See your sig. I realize you are Asstralian therefore prone to lying out
your ass, however you really shouldn't do it when proof is so closely at
hand."

Pedophile and convicted drug-using felon Rhesus Butt Fucker
slobbered the following Ebonics:
"Woger could never finger out how to work AOL"
in <3C217A42...@home.com>.

Geno slobbers out another drunken delusion and proof of his ignorance in
<3C3C44E4...@NOFUCKINGSPAMhome.com>:
"The best part of the Desert Storm was when we got to kill inept British
units through "friendly fire"! The funny thing was you though us Yanks
were doing it on accident."

Geno shows he's visibly upset at the prospect of some one calling his Parole
Officer
in <3C3C5725...@NOFUCKINGSPAMhome.com>:
"Since you contiue to backpedalled and were never are able to call Mr.
Hudson..."

"Please note: Your message is stamped with your IP address and the time
of sending."
- The ICQ WWPager small print "Jesus Slut Fucker" forgot to read

Dumbass drug addicted CONVICT Geno fails to recognize the irony in his
slobbering
in <3C3E0FDF...@NOFUCKINGSPAMhome.com>:
"You should ask yourself, who is the sillier, the man who is illiterate
or the moron who writes an illiterate a message. FYI it's a moot question,
dumbass."

"? Close but no cigar."
- "Jesus Slut Fucker" claims 24.179.113.44 is NOT his IP in email
sent from IP 24.179.113.44

Weeno shows by posting forgeries, IKYABWAIing and slobbering the following
Ebonics that he cannot grasp IRONY in
<3C55B8DD.1040707@NO_FUCKING_SPAMcox.net>:

"Post proof, faggit"

Geno the Homosexual:

Geno the HIV-positive homosexual prison bitch admits he spanked off another
man in
<3C770B03.8020008@NO_FUCKING_SPAMcox.net>:
"Too bad, Woger. I spanked off your latest lover Gott-boy."

Geno the frog fuckwit admits he spanks somebody else's monkey, but
loses count easily in 3C559950.3080108@NO_FUCKING_SPAMcox.net:
"How many times have I spanked you off"

"Send me pictures of your bumcrack and I can instruct you."
Rhesus Butt Felcher offers instruction for budding other Big Dumb Gay Things
in Msg ID <3B8F35A2...@home.com>

"I like looking a men's cocks even more than I like living with
Mommie and picking up doggie poo!"
- Planet F Webboard Message
Sender IP: 24.179.113.44 ("Jesus Slut Fucker", alt.flamenet)

"A few months ago I entered chat as a "Cyberslut", supposedly a 15 year
old girl."
- "Jesus Slut Fucker" trolls for a little teen boy-love
article <3BEE73DA...@home.com>

"...even as we speak I am working on a vacuum cleaner with a dick
sucking attachment. It should put the fun back into cleaning the
carpet..."
Jesus Slut Fucker <drap...@home.com> comes to terms with his loneliness
after his stint in federal prison in Message-ID:
<3A016FD9...@home.com>

"Hi girl's! I like dressing in my mommies underwear!"
- Planet F Webboard Message [http://frontpage.home.net/flgz1/]
Sender IP: 24.179.113.44 ("Jesus Slut Fucker", alt.flamenet)

"You sure are cute, boyo."
- ICQ WWPager Message To: flaagg
Subject: Your ass my dick
Sender IP: 24.179.113.44 ("Jesus Slut Fucker", alt.flamenet)

"If I decided to take you ass, there would be little you could do about it."
- After his homosexual advances are turned down, "Jesus Slut Fucker"
considers homosexual rape in article <3B356032...@home.com>
--

"I wish that ever other guy on the whole fucking planet was a homo."
- Jesus Slut Fucker sings "It's Raining Men" in article
3B5B9059...@home.com>