I'll pull 'em out through your arse. That 'ass', to the dumb fuck ameriKKKan
lurkers.
--
Glorious Goitre
> http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=7
> 595038&src=eDialog/GetContent§ion=news
I never refuse sex to a drunk lady. N E V E R !
--
It ain't much, if it ain't Dutch...
"John Holmes" <nos...@fuckithard.com> wrote in message
news:cuhc8...@newsfeed.active.ws...
> "John Holmes" <nos...@fuckithard.com> wrote in message
> news:cuhc8...@newsfeed.active.ws...
>> "Gloria Goitre" <glo...@my-shit-dont-stink.com> wrote in
>> news:371jhqF...@individual.net:
>>
>>> http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?
type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=7
>>> 595038&src=eDialog/GetContent§ion=news
>>
>> I never refuse sex to a drunk lady. N E V E R !
>>
>> --
>> It ain't much, if it ain't Dutch...
>
>
<top-posting corrected>
> That would explain why your mom gets so much...
> you just can't say no can you
>
My mom is dead and buried, you top-posting fucked in the head moron.
>"John Holmes" <nos...@fuckithard.com> wrote in message
*plonk*
> My mom is dead and buried, you top-posting fucked in the head moron.
Can't expect much from the fuckwits in Calgary anyways, and I wouldn't
tell Jamco anymore about your mom, dead and horizontal, he's already
drooling...
"Philip Callan" <call...@shaw.ca> wrote in message
news:x0OOd.354936$8l.298682@pd7tw1no...
> Ahh fuck, must have been all the stupid comments he makes on the forsale
> groups that threw me off, he's actually from Edmonton.
"John Holmes" <nos...@fuckithard.com> wrote in message
news:cuhdh...@newsfeed.active.ws...
> "John Holmes" <nos...@fuckithard.com> wrote in message
> news:cuhdh...@newsfeed.active.ws...
>> "Jamco" <Ho...@jamco.com> wrote in news:sUMOd.38301$L_3.9567@clgrps13:
>>
>>
>>> "John Holmes" <nos...@fuckithard.com> wrote in message
>>> news:cuhc8...@newsfeed.active.ws...
>>>> "Gloria Goitre" <glo...@my-shit-dont-stink.com> wrote in
>>>> news:371jhqF...@individual.net:
>>>>
>>>>> http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?
>> type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=7
>>>>> 595038&src=eDialog/GetContent§ion=news
>>>>
>>>> I never refuse sex to a drunk lady. N E V E R !
>>>>
>>>> --
>>>> It ain't much, if it ain't Dutch...
>>>
>>>
>>
>> <top-posting corrected>
>>
>>> That would explain why your mom gets so much...
>>> you just can't say no can you
>>>
>>
>> My mom is dead and buried, you top-posting fucked in the head moron.
>> --
>> It ain't much, if it ain't Dutch...
>
>
<top-posted corrected, again>
> damn, you definately have some low standards then don't you.
> dead or alive, as long as theres alcohol your in...
> crazy
>
Get fucked, you mad cow.
That you had to go to the bother of explaining what you would call humour
does nothing for the way you attempted to convey it, does it, arsebreath,
eh?
Go on, have another go, you lame humourless cunt.
--
Glorious Goitre
"Gloria Goitre" <glo...@my-shit-dont-stink.com> wrote in message
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"John Holmes" <nos...@fuckithard.com> wrote in message
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Get fucked, you toppoasting uncouth mountain of putrid stable sweepings and
tacky tub of malignant toad tumours.
<to John>
Jamco acts like a frustrated "Nijntje" wannebe.
http://www.necrofiel.nl/images/Suneye_NeukiaNijntje.jpg
You mean like 'craptacular' ?
Go back to studying for your A+ fuckwit.
From: "Jamco" <Ho...@jamco.com>
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Rhonda the annoying bitch with a craptacular website, who keeps posting
spam
every day.
I think that would be a good name?
Oh and I'll offer you $5 for the item you have for sale
"Rhonda" <rho...@telus.net> wrote in message
news:2h0rd.247228$9b.80701@edtnps84...
> Hey we have a pup comming in Jan, he will be used for search and rescue.
> We
> need a name?????
>
> http://www.treuefreundschaftkennels.com/index.htm
>
>
>
"Dr. Bill" <bill_dctr...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:420bc417$0$800$3a62...@textreader.nntp.hccnet.nl...
Why would I study for my a+, i read some articles on it, wrote the test and
passed it...
Dumbass
You know I could always copy and paste some of your old posts to here...but
I won't sink to your level..
"Philip Callan" <call...@shaw.ca> wrote in message
news:bKPOd.356899$Xk.112507@pd7tw3no...
Wow!, now you hurt my feelings, I'll be running to my mom now, to tell her
about you calling me a troll!
> When I walk into a room full of people, I think everyone is looking at me.
Trust the speed of a cannuck to notice [sic].
--
Glorious Goitre
lol
Hi *J* amco, nice selfnuke you did there!
> thanks
Get fucked twice moron!
That you now feel compelled to explain on Usenet your meagre knowledge of
the sexes in an attempt to avert further humiliation, you really should
consider giving up while you're behind.
<aside>
Now watch the retard hop to the other foot.
--
Glorious Goitre
Idiot
"Gloria Goitre" <glo...@my-shit-dont-stink.com> wrote in message
news:3721krF...@individual.net...
Can't argue with her there.
--
Glorious Goitre
Does she suck cock, does she swallow?
> --
> Idiot
Nice sig' you have there, and appropriate too.
--
You ain't Dutch if you've been conned.
Idiot
"Kutloze Scheefgepoepte" <kut...@evil.fucker.com> wrote in message
news:37227nF...@individual.net...
So then you'll know that when she was kicked in the cunt, you were
conceived.
Damn, I just let the cat out of the bag as to how you got that dent smack
bang in the middle of your face.
> --
> Idiot
You're a slow learner, eh.
That would be when the milky fucked her and you gave him a blow job at the
same time, eh?
> You should definately give her a try, it would be worth
> your time!
I bet the ragged biatch is mingen, eh.
> Idiot
What's your last name, moron?
--
Glorious Goitre
Idiot
"Kutloze Scheefgepoepte" <kut...@evil.fucker.com> wrote in message
news:37238lF...@individual.net...
> I have thick, ugly red scaling on my knees. What is it?
--
Red herring
> I can do wonderful things with vegetables.
I just checked my spelling...
I now see I was wrong. I should have said "get fucked with a running
rusty chainsaw upon your ass..."
Thanks for pointing me out.
> 2 things
> no need to swear
> and check your spelling its jamco...
> thanks
Fuck-off, Jamrag, you bloody cunt.
--
Lunch was nice;
Frozen pig bowel salted with smoked hamster spinal cord and fox buttock
garnish garnished with curdled puppy tail, arranged in a turbid tureen
overflowing with tepid squares of banana pepper and bamboo with pieces of
almond in dog pee, a side of crackers and a container of skunk piss.
Bye
Idiot
"Kutloze Scheefgepoepte" <kut...@evil.fucker.com> wrote in message
news:3723psF...@individual.net...
> Damn, I just let the cat out of the bag as to how you got that dent
> smack bang in the middle of your face.
YHGM
--
Dr. Harvie Wahl-Banghor <harvie_wa...@mindless.com>
gets a taste of his own medicine and squeals: "You
pathetic fag, you have to not only typo pounce but
edit it out of context. What a fucking lame ass bitch."
> this is a linux group not insult contest grow up
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA, you dumbfuck cunt.
Pray tell, which is a linux group?
--
Lunch was nice;
Decayed used tampons and monkey pustule conserve garnished with decomposed
cat carcinoma with cabbage dressing, dished up in a gurgling bucket with a
slew of bloody poison-dart frog, fatty croutons of intestine, egg and bacon,
dressing, a side of chips and a litre of mouldy yoghurt.
> anyways, I have a real job doing tech support for convergys, unlike
> you all, I am going somewhere in my life. I took 2 months computer
> training at CDI!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!
> Bye
>
> Idiot
Your sig should have "-- " on the line above it. Like this:
> Bye
>
> --
> Idiot
HTH & HAND
> this is a linux group not insult contest grow up
Actually, that is a statement in a usenet post.
Linux makes you fucking stupid.
> anyways, I have a real job doing tech support for convergys, unlike
> you all, I am going somewhere in my life. I took 2 months computer
> training at CDI!!!
>
> Bye
LOL, you fucking retard.
>
> Idiot
>
Such an apt signature, shame you forgot to add the "-- " line above it.
--
Lunch was nice;
Tenderised whore's tit blisters and bull heart vinegar soured with scorched
rat nerve, dished up in a cooling bucket stuffed with medium cooked badger,
well-spiced uncooked caviar and shrimp with chunks of veal, fresh blood, a
side of fruit and a mug of smegma.
Negatory.
--
Glorious Goitre
Check again.
Leave the Tories alone, ya cunt.
Neckablair.
--
Lunch was nice;
Sautéed marmot gut baked on top of festered diseased body parts accentuated
with tenderised chef's pubic hairs and bladder topping con raw used tampons
and fish muscle marinade, cooked in a chilled pannikin stuffed with tough
scraps of tomato, squash and salsa in stinking compost gravy, a side of
chocolate and a container of goat brain broth.
Are you referring to the last mail you sent ten hours ago?
Wicked! ;)
--
Glorious Goitre
Wow, another "expert" on the shop floor.
linux group is the best place for insult contest!
Why does it show "2.050" instead of "2,050"??
"I don't fuck you dead twice unless you pay for it!"
:-)
She's just too tired and need some sleep.
Oh, you ruined my taste of british women.
Will you chink cunts stop at nothing to eat dog and human flesh.
You're about the shape and size of a couple of testicles 'what do you want
to be pulled through today?'.
--
Glorious Goitre
How about, a hedge, backwards?
--
Expose your mind, and prepare for it to be pissed on.
A chink idiots confession, it will be noted for future use, that your gay
and you want to fuck a man till he is dead.
b.t.w. Are you ready to fuck someone to death? Persistant rumours have
spread that Chink cunts have very small pencil dicks. Warn me when you found
your magnifying glass, to have a look.
ROFL
I have absolutely no fuckin' idea what you were banging on about there
Billy-Bob-Joe-Jim, but it was as funny as hell!!
Europe uses ',' to represent '.' and vice-versa in numbers.
1.234.567,89 = 1,234,567.89
--
The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity
Resultaten 1 - 10 van circa 2.050 voor Chrisv plonk (0,15 seconden)
^^^^
Results 1 - 10 of 1,410 for Chrisv plonk (0.70 seconds)
^^^^
?????????? 1 - 10 ?? ???????? 2 050 ??? chrisv plonk. (0,15 ??????)
Risultati 1 - 10 su circa 2'050 per chrisv plonk. (0,24 secondi)
??2,050???chrisv plonk?????,????1-10?? (???? 0.23 ?)
<Babel-like confusion of tongues>
Is Aquila Deus capable to fuck someone dead?
The chink cunt has malady emotional instability with pseudologica
phantastica, he or she or it finds it difficult to tell reality from
fantasy!
He will be confused by all and anything you or I post in groups.
His responses Billy are all guess work on his part. He therefore
only knows if he's made a connection with something someone
has said when someone responds in a way he considers it a
connection.
How much fuckin' madder can the chink cunt get, that's what I
want to know.
> Aquila Deus wrote:
>> Dr. Bill wrote:
>>> *Jamco* wrote:
>>>> 2 things
>>>> no need to swear
>>>> and check your spelling its *jamco* ...
>>>
>>> lol
>>> Hi *J* amco, nice selfnuke you did there!
>>>
>>>> thanks
>>>
>>> Get fucked twice moron!
>>
>> "I don't fuck you dead twice unless you pay for it!"
>>
>> :-)
>
> A chink idiots confession, it will be noted for future use, that your
> gay and you want to fuck a man till he is dead.
> b.t.w. Are you ready to fuck someone to death? Persistant rumours have
> spread that Chink cunts have very small pencil dicks.
Shame they don't have a rubber on the end, like a proper pencil, eh?
> Warn me when
> you found your magnifying glass, to have a look.
--
Lunch was nice;
Microwaved worm tail with corn marinade salted aside seared gnats and lizard
scrotum dressing, simmered in a wriggling saucepan heaped with hairy cooked
bologna and squash in stinking chef's snot, a side of sweetbread and a
bucket of heartworm bile.
> Europe uses ',' to represent '.' and vice-versa in numbers.
>
> 1.234.567,89 = 1,234,567.89
BZZZT. Some European countries do. Holland, Greece, Italy, Germany and Spain
in particular. The French speaking Swiss use apostrophes instead of commas.
The French and Czechs use spaces.
HTH and HAND.
I didn't know it wasn't universal. Obviously, I spent my time in the
countries you named that do, and the Cherman half of Switzerland.
>
> HTH and HAND.
It did. I will. Ta.
--
If there is a Tourist Season, how come we can't shoot them?
You do know what assumptions can do to you, don't you, mate?
http://www.tartans.com/articles/famscots/g/hamiltonpburn.jpg
> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>> You do know what assumptions can do to you, don't you, mate?
>
> http://www.tartans.com/articles/famscots/g/hamiltonpburn.jpg
ROFL
Now, to get the sound of the burning wood and sizzling body fat just right,
"Open the box and find the audio cable running from the cdrom to the sound
card. Unplug the sucker, turn it 180º and plug it back in."
While I was reading that thread, I was wondering why 'Dot' didn't know that
some of the new DVD Burners (Toshiba, Samsung...) don't even have the old
analog socket on the back. Yet, they have sound support. Go figure!
LOL! In chinese it implies sex, not just eating :-)
Hmmm.... you have sex with dogs? Then _eat_ them? What are you, a race of
Praying Mantis?
Dorothy is a doddering old fucktard who pisses on his slippers and pretends
he knows a thing or two because he can read a fucking manual. Nevertheless
an ability to read manuals and figure that this bit of wire goes there, even
though it is redundant, does not imply any skill other than being able get 2
from 1+1=? not by shher dint of mathematical calculation, but by rote.
PS: No offence to certain older others :-D
See, our chinese is too complex to you apes. :D
PS: a chinese would never even think of f**king a dog!.
dude, the words come from your own mouth,
http://groups-beta.google.com/group/alt.os.windows-xp/msg/119fae699545ad93?dmode=source
:)
:D
No but a Chinese dog is pretty well fucked anyway.
--
Lunch was nice;
Microwaved pig intestine with liver conserve on top of seared humpbacked
whale skin and flea bladder extract accompanied with dried puppy abscess
with apple dressing accentuated with scorched baboon eye garnished with
stewed camel labia, dished up in a cooling pannikin heaped with twitching
bits of parsnip and lobster in foul crud, a side of rhubarb chips and a
litre of penile secretions.
Right, it's just as well-fucked as your dog.
space?! Then how can they distinguish "1 000" and "1 0 0 0" in html??
I had a girlfriend who once admitted to blowing her cat but eating a dog,
no. That's just you chink cunts and unsuspecting drunks in china town, near
Soho.
--
Lunch was nice;
Seared used tampons and bacteria gumboil seasoning con curdled used cat
litter chips and chive marinade next to tenderised owl canker with garlic
extract, arranged in a chilled casserole chock full of home-killed uncooked
reptile egg and bits of sardine in reeking sour cream, a side of sweetbread
and a keg of blood.
No.
So you stole my intellectual property, you chink fuckstain. My fat, nasty,
bloodthirty, drunkard neighbour is the local village constable. I might have
to send him after you, when that hick is sober.
http://asterix.kb.nl/zappengine/objects/xbromsnor.jpg
> http://groups-beta.google.com/group/alt.os.windows-xp/msg/119fae699545ad93?dmode=source
> :)
>
>> D
>
> PS: No offence to certain older others :-D
Ow bout us yung spling chickings?
> So you stole my intellectual property, you chink fuckstain. My fat,
> nasty, bloodthirty, drunkard neighbour is the local village
> constable. I might have to send him after you, when that hick is
> sober. http://asterix.kb.nl/zappengine/objects/xbromsnor.jpg
Mail me, you fucking mad clogwog cunt. You'll be fucking sorry if you don't.
--
Dr. Harvie Wahl-Banghor to Kadaitcha Man:
"... I sad about you is true."
news:m9mqv0tcqept6bus4...@4ax.com
> "Kadaitcha Man" <nos...@fuck-off-and-die.com> wrote in message
>
> Is that right?
Is what right, you brain-dead fucktard?
Nah, I quoted it. And I thought you still remember it :-)
> My fat, nasty,
> bloodthirty, drunkard neighbour is the local village constable. I
might have
> to send him after you, when that hick is sober.
> http://asterix.kb.nl/zappengine/objects/xbromsnor.jpg
Who's the faggot??
>
> >
http://groups-beta.google.com/group/alt.os.windows-xp/msg/119fae699545ad93?dmode=source
> > :)
> >
> >> D
LOL, he changed the subject :)
Your very arse obsessed, heh!
Seeing faggots everywhere and running Linux on the desktop are known
symptons of faggotry!
>
>>
>>>
> http://groups-beta.google.com/group/alt.os.windows-xp/msg/119fae699545ad93?dmode=source
>>> :)
>>>
>>>> D
Aww, you must hate the lovely Kadaitcha Mummy very much :(