Life is Beautiful...Keep Smiling!
New Greetings:
May your happiness increase like Petrol Prices,
May your sorrow fall like Indian Rupee, and
May your joy fill your heart like corruption in India..!
Congress is fulfilling its promise, when they
said:
GDP will rise this year.
The only thing we forgot to ask him
is what the initials stand for:
G = Gas & Gold
D = Diesel &
Dollar
P = Petrol & Penny
Pleasure & Pain come at the same price:
Rs.80/- for a Beer
Bottle
OR
1 Litre Petrol.
Decision is yours… झूम लो, या घूम लो!
All Girls’ Dream come True!
All Girls’ Dream: men will
come on horse!
All thanks to the Petrol Price Hike!
Dear Father-in-Law,
I deeply regret taking a Car in dowry.
Please take your Daughter or
Car back…
I cannot afford both.
Now Tata Nanos fuel cost will be more than its
EMI: Equal Monthly Installments!
Soon, Rupee will be SENIOR CITIZEN,
above Rs. 60 per US Dollar;
Petrol has already become
VERY SENIOR CITIZEN
in Bangalore - Rs. 81 per litre!
Finally it has happened…
After decades,
Beer is now cheaper than petrol!
There will be new slogan:
JUST DRINK, DON’T DRIVE!
Expensive petrol will help solve the
problems of traffic jams!
Drink and drive should not be a problem now.
After all, how many will be able to afford
alcohol and petrol on the same day?
We have the worlds' cheapest car and
the worlds' costliest petrol.
रिकॉर्ड बन गया!
Sign board at Petrol pump:
Buy Petrol worth Rs. 20,000 and
get a TATA Nano Absolutely FREE
Scheme for आम आदमी J Now he can get car with petrol!
Man at Petrol Pump: "Full tank कर दो..."
Attendant: "Sir, PAN Card की copy दो..."
Man: What? Why? How?"
Attendant: "Sir, it’s a HIGH VALUE
TRANSACTION!"
Petrol price hiked by Rs.7.50 per liter…
और करो संता-बंता के jokes!
देखा, सरदार का revenge!
Harbhajan to Dhoni: हम तो जानबूझ के मेच हारे है...
पता है की जीतनेवाली टीम को Volkswagon मिलने वाली है,
और वो petrol की है!
Amitabh Bachchan has decided to take
all his payments in Dollars…
Because...
वो आज भी गिरे हुए पैसे नहीं उठाता..!
Dharmendra’s new dialogue:
कुत्ते... कमीने... तेरी गड्डी का पेट्रोल पी जाऊंगा...
Beti: Mom, He is JUST A FRIEND!
Mom: हमने दुनिया देखि है, बेटी!
2 लीटर पेट्रोल जलाके घर आने वाला कभी
JUST FRIEND नहीं होता...
Petrol Pump Attendant: कितने का डालूँ?
Grahak: 50 ML गाडी पे स्प्रे कर दे, भाई, आग लगानी है...
Dear Rupee,
तुम मेरे प्यार में इतना गिर जाओगे,
ये मैंने सपने में भी नहीं सोचा था...
~ तुम्हारा Dollar
रामचंद्र कहे गए सिया से, ऐसा कलयुग आएगा,
कार कैश पे लेगा हर कोई, पेट्रोल लोन से भरवाएगा!