Zombie Con 2012
Zombie Squad
running water? A toilet that flushes? The ability to shower whenever
you want? Is air conditioning your best friend?
If so, then you may not want to attend Zombie Con, Zombie Squad's
annual retreat in rural Missouri. Zombie Con features five days and
four nights of camping on a rocky hill set at a 45 degree angle. Past
Zombie Cons have featured temperatures in the triple digits.
Sunburns, ticks, scorpions, and snakes are more common than rainbows
and unicorns. All of your food will taste like campfire. All of your
clothes will smell like you.
Also, you'll learn about a little thing called ManBath.
Still in?
We hope so. Because the event also features a nice cool swimming
hole, skill classes, nightly zombie movies, a float trip, a range
visit, and general awesomeness with Zombie Squad members from all
over. You'll get a chance to test out summer survival gear. You'll
have a great time sitting around and discussing end of the world
scenarios. You'll be amazed by the beauty of hikes in the Missouri
summer. And you'll leave with more new friends than you've made since
your first day in Mrs. McGillicuddy's kindergarten.
Participation is limited, so please register now. We hope to see you there.
http://zombiehunters.org/zombiecon/zombiecon2012.php
Zombie Squad
*Note: While the description in the second paragraph is meant to be
humorous, it's also the literal truth. When deciding on your
participation or what you're going to bring, please keep in mind that
you will have to first carry it half of a mile from the parking area,
then down one hillside, and then up another. There are a number of
forum posts about previous Zombie Cons. Please read through them to
get an accurate feeling for the experience.