Dil Toh Baccha Hai Ji Kickass Torrent
Rubie Mccloughan
The ones I rememberRajdoot motorcyle - Dharmendra telling "rajdoot savaari - ek jaandar savari ek shaandaar
savari".Indana Desi ghee - Dara Singh and Jalal Agha - At the airport with JA as the customs officer
and DS as the person who is returning from abroad. really crude ad.
Few months ago, my college friends and I took a similar trip down the
memory lane. Here is the compilation. Some might repeat but I hope you
guys enjoy the same.. baalo kaa ehsaas jage, chehra kitna saaf lage (Guess)
. Bhul na jaana ECE..
. Khao Gagan Raho Magan..
. Khaitan, Sirf naam hi kaafi hai..sangeet mein saat sur hain, vishwa
mein saat ajoobe hain.. khaitan mein bhi saat akshar hain .. or
something like that.
. Lifebuoy hain jahaan
. Sapna kaise hoga apna
. Washing powder Nirma
. Jo biwi se sachmuch karte pyaar woh prestige se kaise kare inquar
. everything is possible in Nikitasha kitchenette.
. Pehlaaa Pyaaaar, laye jeevan mein bahaaar Pehlaa Pyaaaar..... Some
'Jai Soundarya Sabun' IIRC
. Marlex Pressure Cooker. A low budget ad, that only had a still
picture and a radio Jingle in background.
. Of course there was Lijjat Papad. ..karram kurram.. kurram karram
. Wah Bhaiya, badan ke loye doodh baadam aur daton ke liye?
Koyla??
(Dabur ka Laal Dantmanjan)
. Bombay Dyeing... The Dream Lover.. Every Night I hope..
. Old Spice with that haunting "O Fortuna" tune (I got the original
full version of its CD)
.jab main chota bacha tha, badi shararat kartha tha, lekin..
. Sir, Sir Which shaving cream do you use?
. bade nazon se pale hamari banno tujhhe dulhan banaye meri pyari banno.shopkeeper trying give a soap to deepika ji.
D: Yeh nahin Voh !
SK: Deepikaji aaap tho hamesha voh mehge waale....
D: lekin vohi safaai aur quality kam damo mein mile, voh kyon le, yeh
na le
SK: Maan gayee
D: kise
SK: Aap ki paar(not sure if thats the exact word) ki nazar aur Nirma
super dono ko
.and then there was that ad where the "Rasna Girl" started modelling
for a competitor .. The ad started with something like:
"Aapko pata hain meri favourite drink kya hain?"
"uh-huh.. (ok I remembered it in flow now).. SUDHA". Aamir khan -- Hero Puch. Tho Zamana dega Saath.
.One of the wierdest(at that time) was the Digjam ad which used to
come before Chitrahaar. Shekhar kapoor waala where he starts walking
alone on a country road in a suit and tie and then more and more
people follow him.
.Siyarams, S.Kumar.
.Shotgun sinha's Bagpiper whiskey...Thums Up Taste the thunder..Ghadi detergent: pehle istemaal kareyi phir vishwas kariya.. Rin against "sadharan tikiya".Asian Paints Tractor Distemper: "Ye tere ghar ye mere ghar"
.that leads me to an 'item'
BDL Chuna binder: "chuna chuna! chuna chuna!" where people get
annoyed touchin the walls as chuna gets stuck to their shirts etc...
.Fevicol -- series
MyFav: the egg not breaking and then next shot pans to the hen eating
feed from a fevicol bottle.
.Kelvinator Penguin: "iske thandak bemisaal"..its the coooolest one
.Glucon-C ... yeh jaan me jaan dalde pitehi.Volfram: Ketchup hota kaddu bhara, isme kaddu nahi jaran.
lal hare tamataron se hota hai tayar..
. Asian paints: Wah Suneel babu
. Asian paints: Maan main isi ghar mein shadi karoongi
. Maruti (yes they do have TV ads now): Papa ki karan petrol khatam hi
nahin hota hai.. Sachmuch kaafi bada hai (OK sabun) (Dilip Vengsarkar in bathtub)
. Jo ok sabun se nahaye kamal sa khil jaye. Suno suno ae babuji kahan chale. (Vimal washing powder)
. And how could you forget the Bombay dyeing ad but Lisa
. Onida (neighbour's envy owner's pride)
.Tobu cycley apni tobu cycley
. Gold spot the zing thing
.MDH masalas also had a nice jingle :M D H MDH....Four Square cricket gear. :you never know what u can become.
jis mein Mongia bowling or Kambli keeping karte hain. But that ad had
the deathknell for the careers of people who did it. like the
abovementioned guys..Ganga soap: ganga jal se bana hua...cinthol of Vinodh Khanna.Vicks Action 500 :Hai Bhai Haan
.Atlas goldline super cycle
.Bajaj: yeh zameen,yeh aaasmaan.
.Hero Honda: Fill it, shut it, forget it.
LOL. There is an incredible vulgar version of it which we use to do in
college.
Change prestige to some condom (like nirodh).
And the guy instead of asking "pehle yeh batayia aap apnee biwi se kitna
pyaar karte hain"
"aap apnee biwi ko kitni baar ..."Rest u can imagine.Another vulgar parody of ad was that Rasna ad. Husband returns from office
and wife asks "chai". the kid say "papa ko nahee chaheeye". Then she asks
"coffee" and then kid says the same. Finally she asks "rasna" and the kid
says "papa ko yahee chaheeye".Change rasna to ch*t and repeat the ad. Sounds very funny.aha, those college days.
I don't think this was Vengsarkar. He was in some Godrej soap ad
(Ganga?) -- that's where he'd be in the tub with his kid.And how could you forget the "Only Vimal" series. Those were such
"cool" ads then :-)
Thanks. Green color flashed before my eyes along with lime slices :)And I remembered the Cadbury ads today. They used to be good too.(sorry
RK, not crude, but this thread has been hijacked :) ).Remember the one, where the girl dances in slow-mo in the cricket
field after the match is over while eating a Cadbury..Then there was that mouth watering cadbury ad of "..the Swiss
discovered Chocolate", where they show some Swiss farm and cows etc.
Not an Indian ad, but was pretty popular then..I am not sure if the list had:
".aur yeah match ki aakhri gend, aur yeah laga SIXER. Natraj(tm) phir
champion.
[begin jingle]
Natraj Pencils, khoob likhayi.. (V can finish it, I do not remember
after this)".A crude ad for RK:Not an ad, but a public service message or might have been a helmet ad.
It was spine-chilling to see two big hammers coming down on two
coconuts. One breaks a coconut to pieces and the other coconut has a
helmet over it and is safe. It ended with "Marzi hain aapki, aakhir sir
hain aapka".. It had such an effect on me that I rarely drove
motorcycle w/o helmet after that.
.Amul Butter had nice ads also..Amul Chocolates ..."for someone you love". I used to like all flavors
except for the bitter one that I tasted by mistke and spit it out. Life
has taken a 180 degree turn now and bitter chocolates are my favourite
now. I do not remember all flavor names but they had Orange flavor too
IIRC.
.Dadi maa dadi maa.. madari ke pet mein dard hain....Dadaji.. Badminton? (was that the last public appearance of Dr Lagoo?
).55(?) saal ke boodhe ya 55 saal ke jawan. yeah hain badhata baccha, dekho kaisi kood lagaye .. yeah hain badhta
bachha, kapda chhota hota jaye.. (I am a complan boy I am a
complan girl.. Boost is the secret of my energy
. Rapidex..English..Speaking..CourseI will end with a single word spoken in one of the most familiar
voices.."GILLETE"
No problem. Glad you liked it. We enjoy your reviews.Those were the days..AaBailMujjheMaar+ekDoTeenChar on Saturday then
MickeyAndDonald/Ramaya/Mahabharat/DucktalesTalespin/Idhar-Udhar/Indradhanush/
DadaDadiKiKahaniyaan/Spiderman/FeatureFilm etc on Sundays.
I think you are right. Vengsarkar's line in that ad was " Mehnga hain?
" followed by "uh-huh" by his wife. I now remember that as someone had
commented after that ad that maybe DV knnew that he should start saving
now.
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> .Amul Chocolates ..."for someone you love". I used to like all flavors
> except for the bitter one that I tasted by mistke and spit it out. Life
> has taken a 180 degree turn now and bitter chocolates are my favourite
> now. I do not remember all flavor names but they had Orange flavor too
> IIRC.
>
>
> .Dadi maa dadi maa.. madari ke pet mein dard hain...
>
> .Dadaji.. Badminton? (was that the last public appearance of Dr Lagoo?
> )
>
> .55(?) saal ke boodhe ya 55 saal ke jawan
>
Which one is that?Actually, I was always more of a fan of radio ads. We would listen to
Vividh Bharti every morning 8:30 am onwards (during summers) to listen
to songs from new movies. And Sunday 12:30 pm onwards, where they had
those ads for the movies, where they'd tell you the starting of s movie
and ended with question like (Also true for Diamond comics program that
came at 2:30 pm)... Kya Shera Reshma ko bacha paaya, Kya Madan apne ma
baap ke khoon ka badla le paaya. Kaun hai yeh Black Panther? Yeh sab
janane ke liye dekhein "Muzrim ki maut, kiston main".
In Delhi radio one can listen to ads for novels also.
Like there was one ad for a novel called Kameena.Young man telling to his dad: Yeh 5 lakh rupaye leke yahan se phuteyeh papa
(take 5 lakhs and get lost from here)
Old man: Rupayon se baap ke pyaar ka karza oottar raha hai kamene.LOL. what a crude ad.Another crude ad was of Dabur ChavanprashOld man : Suntee ho munna phir daud mein first aaya hain, pota kiska hain
Old lady: Mein jo Dabar ka chavanprash khilatee hoon tum sabko.Vulgar version:Old man: Suntee ho munna phir ladkee c**d ke aaya hain, pota kiska hain
Old lady: Mein jo mast raam kee pondy padatai hoon tum sabko.
This was one of the first ads of a teenager called Sachin Tendulkar. He
was there in a boost ad too where he says "Boost is the secret of my
energy" and then suddenly Kapil comes, keeps his hand on Sachin's
shoulder and says "OUR energy". I am sure RK would remember some crude
parody of that ad too :)
> Actually, I was always more of a fan of radio ads. We would listen to
> Vividh Bharti every morning 8:30 am onwards (during summers) to listen
> to songs from new movies. And Sunday 12:30 pm onwards, where they had
> those ads for the movies, where they'd tell you the starting of s movie
> and ended with question like (Also true for Diamond comics program that
> came at 2:30 pm)... Kya Shera Reshma ko bacha paaya, Kya Madan apne ma
> baap ke khoon ka badla le paaya. Kaun hai yeh Black Panther? Yeh sab
> janane ke liye dekhein "Muzrim ki maut, kiston main".