Looking good!
Frank Arthurs
OK try this one, Men!
You're walking along the pavement through a park with your
Wife/girlfriend when a tall shapely girl in a low cut blouse and a
micro skirt above well shaped legs, walks towards you.
Which one of the following would you do:
1. Have a good look at her as she passes, not caring what you partner
thinks
2. Look if your partner was looking at you before you looked
3. Bend down after she passes and tie your shoelace while looking
through your legs
4. Not look at all for fear of being wolloped
5. Have a good look but be in fear of the consequences when she gets
you indoors.
6. Pretend the person next to you is your sister
I favour (1) because it's silly for your partner to think she can
keep you honest by stopping you from looking at other women.
Complete honesty is required here, if you dare!
Frank.
Toby Rodgers
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Frank Arthurs <art...@zetnet.co.uk> writes:
I choose secret option number (7):-
Drag yourself along, alone and unloved, Crying 'The Bells! The
Bells!' and scare her away.
Well you said complete honesty!
Laterz,
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Peter Houlding
> OK try this one, Men!
> You're walking along the pavement through a park with your
> Wife/girlfriend when a tall shapely girl in a low cut blouse and a
> micro skirt above well shaped legs, walks towards you.
> Which one of the following would you do:
> 1. Have a good look at her as she passes, not caring what you partner
> thinks
> 2. Look if your partner was looking at you before you looked
> 3. Bend down after she passes and tie your shoelace while looking
> through your legs
> 4. Not look at all for fear of being wolloped
> 5. Have a good look but be in fear of the consequences when she gets
> you indoors.
> 6. Pretend the person next to you is your sister
This is an easy one :-) The answer is obviously number 1. After
all, if they can get away with window shopping then so can we ;-)
I've just been clobbered from behind (but then I always knew Jacqui
was sneaky) :-((
Peter H
who doesn't *really* understand what he's done wrong
David Spence
> OK try this one, Men!
> You're walking along the pavement through a park with your
> Wife/girlfriend when a tall shapely girl in a low cut blouse and a
> micro skirt above well shaped legs, walks towards you.
> Which one of the following would you do:
> 1. Have a good look at her as she passes, not caring what you partner
> thinks
Definitely 1.
If I was a woman and my husband/boyfriend didn't look I would be very worried.
DBS <always honest (I've got bruises to prove it>
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Guy King
> 1. Have a good look at her as she passes, not caring what you partner
> thinks
Thats me. The thing is though, that I just don't notice them that
much. Friends sometimes go "Whoooa look at that", to which I usually
answer, "What, the Citroen DS, yes I've always wanted one" or somesuch.
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Andrew Hodgekins
Yep, number 1, the old shoelaces trick is too obvious :-)
> Thats me. The thing is though, that I just don't notice them that
> much. Friends sometimes go "Whoooa look at that", to which I usually
> answer, "What, the Citroen DS, yes I've always wanted one" or somesuch.
How can you not notice them? What I want to know is where do they go
in winter? Walking through the city centre on a hot day just makes
you realise how much talent there is out there. I've even had
customers comment on this to me in Maplin where I work who don't even know me!
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Peter Ellis
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Andrew Hodgekins <a...@zetnet.co.uk> writes:
> ep, number 1, the old shoelaces trick is too obvious :-)
> > Thats me. The thing is though, that I just don't notice them that
> > much. Friends sometimes go "Whoooa look at that", to which I usually
> > answer, "What, the Citroen DS, yes I've always wanted one" or somesuch.
> How can you not notice them? What I want to know is where do they go
> in winter? Walking through the city centre on a hot day just makes
> you realise how much talent there is out there. I've even had
> customers comment on this to me in Maplin where I work who don't
even know me!
I wondered the same. There must have been 30 stunning looking women
in the pub the other night. OTOH, when I was in NY at the beginning
of June, the number of women that I saw who rated a second look, I
could count on the fingers of one hand.
Cheers
Peter