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HR = HIGH RISK ( OFFICE HUMOR )
After 2
years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no
transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the Company is not
doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager one
morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his
observation. The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down
saying;
My friend, you have not worked here for even one day.
The man was
surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain.
Manager:-
How many days are there in a year?
Man:- 365 days and
some times 366
Manager:-
how many hours make up a day?
Man:- 24 hours
Manager:- How long
do you work in a day?
Man:- 8am to 4pm.
I.e. 8 hours a day.
Manager:- So, what
fraction of the day do you work in hours?
Man:- (He
did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours I.e . 1/3(one third)
Manager:- That is
nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days?
Man:- 122 (1/3x366
= 122 in days)
Manager:- Do you
come to work on weekends?
Man:- No sir
Manager:- How many
days are there in a year that are weekends?
Man:- 52 Saturdays
and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days
Manager:- Thanks
for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many days do you now
have?
Man:- 18 days.
Manager:-
OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that14 days from
the 18 days left. How many days do you have remaining?
Man:- 4 days
Manager:- Do you work on New Year day?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- Do you
come to work on workers day?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- So how
many days are left?
Man:- 2 days sir!
Manager:- Do you
come to work on the (National holiday )?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 1 day sir!
Manager:- Do you
work on Christmas day?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- So how
many days are left?
Man:- None sir!
Manager:- So, what
are you claiming?
Man:- I have
understood, Sir. I did not realise that I was stealing Company money all
these days.
Moral - NEVER
GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!
HR=HIGH
RISK
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