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A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. It's a bad
one. Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither
of them is hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman
says, 'So, you're a man... That's interesting. I'm a woman.
Wow, just look at our cars!
There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must
be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live
together in peace for the rest of our days.'
The man replied,' I agree with you completely. This must be a
sign from God!
The woman continued, 'And look at this, here's another
miracle... My car is completely demolished, but this bottle of
wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and
celebrate our good fortune.'
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in
agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then hands it
back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately
puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man
asks, 'Aren't you having any?'
She replies, 'Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police...'
"Men will never learn"