FW: Dedicated to all Married Couples

[Enestle Zimba]

I think for a change the HRH will agree with me…. Do you?

 

 

Dedicated to ALL Married Couples They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it's true. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank. Men want THREE qualities in their wives: Economist in kitchen, Artist in home & Devil in bed. But they get an Artist in kitchen, Devil in home & Economist in Bed. Question: Why do women live longer than men? Answer: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does! Before marriage : Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, & I love u. After marriage : Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, & one day I'll kill u. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that. Man : Is there any way for long life? Dr : Get married. Man : Will it help? Dr : No, but the thought of a long life will never come. Question : Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? Answer : It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins! Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. Enjoy

 

 

[James Chitendi]

AGREED!

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[James Chitendi]

We must revive our DL kwena mwe. Why don’t we start by meeting first? The other DL is too much of names and no faces.

And by the way Maona is back at Chambishi . He was enquiring about same.