TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US !!

[hoboks]

Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together. One
night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses.
She yells to the other sisters, 'Was I getting in or out of the bath?'

The 94-year-old yells back, 'I don't know. I'll come up and see.'
She starts up the stairs and pauses 'Was I going up the stairs or down?

The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea
listening to her sisters, she shakes her head and says, 'I sure hope I
never get that forgetful, knock on wood.' She then yells, 'I'll come up
and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door.'

[hoboks]

A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing
home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say
'Supersex.'

She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair. Flipping her gown
at him, she said, 'Supersex.' He sat silently for a moment or two and
finally answered, 'I'll take the soup.'

[hoboks]

Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years,
they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their
activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards.
One day, they were playing cards when one looked at the other and
said, 'Now don't get mad at me ... I know we've been friends for a long
time, but I just can't think of your name!

I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it. Please tell me
what your name is.. Her friend glared at her for at least three minutes
she just stared and glared at her.

Finally she said, 'How soon do you need to know?'