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hoboks

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Dec 2, 2010, 2:48:58 PM12/2/10
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What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?

For bird flu you need tweetment

and for swine flu you need oinkment

Roger Conroy

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Dec 4, 2010, 6:57:14 AM12/4/10
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"hoboks" <hob...@yakutsk.ru> wrote in message
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> What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?
>
> For bird flu you need tweetment
>
> and for swine flu you need oinkment

Some animals met in a pub, as often happens they got into an alcohol fuelled
argument:

Bear: I'm the toughest meanest SOB in the whole forest. Everywhere I go the
other animals run and hide when they see me!
Lion: I'm the toughest meanest SOB on the savanna. Whenever I roar all the
animals for twenty miles around hear me and tremble!
Chicken: Ha! You think you're tough and mean just because you're big, loud
and have teeth. You guys are just wannabes! When I just sneeze the whole
world panics!


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