For bird flu you need tweetment
and for swine flu you need oinkment
Some animals met in a pub, as often happens they got into an alcohol fuelled
argument:
Bear: I'm the toughest meanest SOB in the whole forest. Everywhere I go the
other animals run and hide when they see me!
Lion: I'm the toughest meanest SOB on the savanna. Whenever I roar all the
animals for twenty miles around hear me and tremble!
Chicken: Ha! You think you're tough and mean just because you're big, loud
and have teeth. You guys are just wannabes! When I just sneeze the whole
world panics!