A few jokes...
Cmdr. What
(Picked up from the Usenet in June, 1997.)
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Do you know the record for cramming people into a Volkswagen was
set during the time of the Third Reich? 56 people in one bug---three SS
men in the front, three Gestapo men in the back, and 50 Jews in the ash
tray.
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Did you hear about the holy rabbi in Jerusalem who had to get a
divorce? He kept losing interest on his wife.
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Q. What's long and hard on a nigger?
A. The fourth grade.
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Three Jews were sitting on the beach in Miami. One of them said,
"Oy, gevalt! I was almost wiped out in mein business in Brooklyn, but I
had a fire and insurance took care of everything."
"Funny you should mention that," said the second Jew. "I too was
beink almost bankrupted by mein business in Flatbush, but I had a big
burglary and the insurance took care of everything."
"Funny you should mention that," said the third Jew. "I as well
was beink complete viped out in mein business in Crown Heights, but I had
a big flood and the insurance took care of everything."
The other two Jews stared at him with interest. "So," said the
first one after a while, "How do you arrange for a flood?"
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God decided he needed a vacation. One of his aides suggested
Venus. "Forget it," God said. "I went there 10,000 years ago and
got sunburned. Another aide suggested Jupiter. "No way," God
replied. "I went there 5,000 years ago and froze my ass off". A
third advisor suggested Earth. "That's the worst," God answered
angrily. "I was there 2,000 years ago and they're still accusing
me of knocking up some Jewish bitch!"
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Two faggots were walking on the beach and found an oil lamp partly
exposed in the sand. A genie came out and offered them 2 wishes, one
each. The first faggot wished for a large mansion overlooking the ocean.
Poof! Instantly the two found themselves in their new home! While the one
faggot who wished for the house was looking out the window, leaning way
over.. hoping for some suprise anal action, the 2nd one made his wish. A
few minutes later a large group of Klansmen were banging on the door and
burning crosses out front.
"What on earth is that?" Asked the first who had wished for the house.
"Well, you see.. I wished we were hung like niggers!" replied the second.
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There was an Indian, a nigger, and a cowboy sitting around a campfire
with a jug of whiskey. The indian picked up the jug and pronounced, "Once
we were many, now we are few!" and then took a big chug out of the jug.
He handed it to the nigger, who pronounced, "Once we were few, now we
are many!" He took a big swig, and handed the jug to the cowboy. The
cowboy looks at him and says, "We haven't started playing cowboys and
niggers yet!"
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Q. How do you end a sexual relationship with a Jewish woman?
A. Marry her.
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An Indian chief's dying words: "White man take land from Indian.
Give to nigger. Heap stupid! UGH!"
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A White man walks into a pub wearing a button that says, "I Hate
Niggers," and sits down at the bar.
"Listen, buddy, some people here won't appreciate that button.
You'd better take it off," the bartender warns. "I don't care,"
says the man. "I hate niggers. They're dumb, stupid and smelly! I just
hate em!" Shaking his head, the bartender goes to serve another customer.
Five minutes later a big black man walks in and sits down next to the man
with the button.
"Hey," the black man says, seeing the button for the first time.
"I don't like that. Take it off, or I'll take it off you!"
"Hell no," replies the White man. "They're dumb and lazy! I
fucking hate them!"
"Then'll I'll just have to remove it for you," counters the black
man. "Let's go outside." Both men go out to the alley behind the bar,
and the nigger whips out a huge switchblade! "See, see how stupid you
niggers are," the White man chuckles, "Bringing a knife to a gunfight!"
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Q. If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
A. A fur coat.
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Isaac and Hymie were two tired Brooklyn businessmen who were
ordered to take a Caribbean cruise by their doctors. The second night out
on the way to Martinique they were leaning against the rail, looking at
the big bright tropical moon on the sea, really starting to unwind.
Suddenly the rail broke and both Jews fell screaming into the
ocean. They came up gasping and spluttering and saw the ship sailing away
from them into the darkness. As Isaac had fallen overboard he had managed
to grab a life preserver, and now he clung to it, desperately treading
water. "Hyman!" he called out, "Hyman, can you float alone?"
"Oy vay!" called out Hymie from the dark waters. "Vat a time to
talk business!"
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Q. How was the Grand Canyon formed?
A. A Jew dropped a quarter down a gopher hole.
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A Yiddishe Mama and her overripe, unmarried daughter were out at
Coney Island one summer day sunbathing on the beach. A truck from the
Bronx Zoo containing a huge gorilla was driving by on the street, it hit
a pothole, the cage bounced out and burst open. The gorilla escaped and
went running down the beach roaring and beating his chest, terrified
swimmers and tourists fleeing before him.
He caught the younger Jewish woman and while her horrified mother
screamed "Jenni-fuh! Jenni-fuh! Gevalt! Vay is mir!" the sex-crazed ape
ripped off her bathing suit, raped and sodomized the daughter repeatedly,
beating her and clawing her and breaking her bones as he did so. Then the
animal went loping off down the beach.
It was several days before the girl was in any condition to talk
to her mother in the hospital where she lay, all bandaged and in traction
like a mummy. Finally the mother was overjoyed to hear her speak. They
talked for a while, and finally the mother said, "But Jenni-fuh, have
they hoid anything about the gorilla who attacked you?"
"Oh, mama," sighed the girl, "What am I gonna do? He doesn't
call, he doesn't write...."
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Did you hear about Ku Klux Knievel? He tried to jump over fifty
niggers with a steamroller.
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Q. Why do niggers stink?
A. So blind people can hate them, too.
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Q. What happens to Welsh faggots with AIDS?
A. They Dai Young.
[Courtesy of a Welsh comrade]
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Q. How was copper wire invented?
A. Two Jews were fighting over a penny.
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A rabbi and a priest get into a car accident and it's a bad one. Both
cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of the clerics is hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the rabbi sees the priest's collar
and says, "So you're a priest. I'm a rabbi. Just look at our cars.
There's nothing left, but we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God.
God must have meant that we should meet and be friends and live together
in peace the rest of our days."
The priest replies, "I agree with you completely. This must be a
sign from God."
The rabbi continues, "And look at this. Here's another miracle. My car is
completely demolished but this bottle of Mogen David wine didn't break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then he hands the bottle to the priest. The priest agrees, takes a few
big swigs, and hands the bottle back to the rabbi. The rabbi takes the
bottle, immediately puts the cap on, and hands it back to the priest. The
priest asks, "Aren't you having any?" The rabbi replies, "No...I think
I'll wait for the police."
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Q. Why did the nigger break his leg raking the leaves?
A. He fell out of the tree.
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Q. What do you call a black woman who gets an abortion?
A. A member of Crimestoppers of America.
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Q. How do you get a nigger to commit suicide?
A. Toss a bucket of KFC into traffic.
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Q. Why do niggers keep chickens in their back yard?
A. To teach their kids how to walk.
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Q. Why don't niggers stick their heads out of moving vehicles?
A. Their lips catching the wind will beat them to death.
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Q. A nigger, a Jew and a spic get shoved off a building at the
same time- which one hits pavement first?
A. Who cares?
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Q. How do you keep the Puerto Ricans out of your back yard?
A. Put your garbage cans in the front.
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Q.How do you get niggers out of your neighborhood?
A. Hide all the good cardboard boxes.
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Q. Why don't sharks attack niggers?
A. They mistake them for whale shit.
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Q. Whats the difference between a nigger and a snow tire?
A. A snow tire won't sing when you put chains on it.
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Q. What do you call two nigger motorcycle cops?
A. Chocolate CHiPs.
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Did you hear of the new Black Barbie? It comes with 12 kids,
AIDS and a welfare check.
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Q. What does PONTIAC stand for?
A. POOR OLD NIGGER THINKS ITS A CADILLAC.
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Q. What do you call a black Frenchman?
A. Jacques Custodian
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There's three guys sitting around a campfire; a yuppie, a black
man, and a cowboy. The yuppie is drinking Michelob, he jugs it down,
throws the bottle in the air, pulls out his pistol, shoots the bottle and
says, "This is the Life!" The black man is drinking Miller, jugs it down,
throws the bottle in the air, pulls out his pistol, shoots the bottle and
says, "Taste great!" The cowboy is drinking Old Milwaukee, he jugs it
down, throws the bottle in the air, pulls out his pistol, shoots the
nigger in the head and says, "This is the way it was meant to be!!"
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Q. What do you call six million dead Jews?
A. A good start.
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The Jews believe that all other peoples of the earth were put
here by God to serve them. So be it. Just one question:
Medium or well done?
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Michael Jackson's attorney came to visit him at his mansion shortly
after the revelations about his child catamites.
"Why are you packing your luggage, Michael?" the lawyer asks.
"Well, you said I'd be going to Mexico, so I'm getting ready," responded
The Gloved One.
"I didn't say you were going to Mexico. I said, 'You're going to the
CAN, COON!!!"
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The space program was in desperate need of a token nigger astronaut. A
flight requiring a test monkey was scheduled to go up next, and NASA
proudly announced to the nation that a negro "scientist" would accompany
the monkey into space for scientific tests on the next flight. The
President and the press gushed all the usual prattlings of approval, and
the space flight was applauded by all the usual liberals and race-mixers.
The next day, when the flight was about to launch, the nigger was given
his final flight instructions. And just before launch the nigger observed
one of the ground crew stuffing an envelope into the monkey's space suit.
After the launch, when the capsule was safely in orbit, the monkey and
the nigger were scheduled for a sleep period. When the monkey drifted
off to sleep, the nigger reached into the monkey's space suit and pulled
out the sealed envelope. His curiosity got the best of him, and he
opened the envelope to find out what was in it. He pulled out a piece of
paper, unfolded it, and read the message: "Don't forget to feed the
nigger."
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Q. Why should you crossbreed Mexicans & niggers?
A. The kids will be too lazy to steal.
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Q. How do you say "fuck you" in Yiddish?
A. "Trust me."
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Did you know that the first microwave oven was invented in the
Third Reich? It seated six.
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Q. What's the name of facial lotion made from Jewish fat?
A. Oil of Oy Vay
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Q. How do you get 3000 Jews in a shower?
A. Throw in a can of Zyklon-B.
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Q. Why do niggers wear wide brimmed hats?
A. To keep the birds from crapping on their lips.
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America's navy, private boats & merchant marine have the capacity to take
50% of the niggers back to Africa.
(Or we have the capacity to take ALL the niggers half-way to Africa.)
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The wheelbarrow was invented to teach niggers to walk on their
hind legs.
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Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against niggers. I think every
White family should own one.
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Q. What kind of fence did the Germans have around the crematoria?
A. A Zyklon fence
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The little nigger boy asked his mother what a nun was? and she
replied, "She is a woman that hasn't had none and don't want none."
The child then replied, "How come there ain't no nigger nuns,
is there mamma?"
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Q. Why did the Germans make Jewish soap?
A. For money laundering.
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Q. What's the difference between a nigger and a bucket of
manure?
A. The bucket.
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Q. What are the 7 most dreaded words for the American home-owner?
A. Hey, home, ah be yo' new naybuh.
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Q. How do you stop nigger kids from bouncing on the bed?
A. Put Velcro on the ceiling.
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Q. Why is money green?
A. Because Jews pick it before it's ripe!
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Q. Why aren't Jews attacked by sharks?
A. Professional courtesy!
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Q. How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?
A. They put parking meters on the roof.
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Q. What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
A. He breaks his nose.
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Q. Do you know how to keep Jews out of a country club?
A. Let one in, and he'll keep the rest out.
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Q. What did the Jewish mother ask her daughter when she learned
she had an affair?
A. Who catered it?
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Q. How can you tell the mother-in-law at a Jewish wedding?
A. She's the one on her hands and knees picking up the rice!
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Q. What's the Jewish version of foreplay?
A. Half an hour of begging.
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A man walked into a NY antique store and saw a fascinating
sculpture: a brass rat. He asked the shop-owner the price. "Well," the
owner said, "The rat itself is just $75, but you would want the book it
comes with, it's very important and costs $200 more." "Well," says the
man - "I'll take the rat-I really don't need the book right now."
"Ok, it's your choice, but you'll be back" said the owner, handing the
rat to the customer. The customer left and put the rat in the rear
window of his small compact. As he drove down the FDR drive past Harlem
he saw something amazing. Rats were starting to run after his car. First
a few, than more and more, pouring out of buildings, sewers and
abandoned lots, a multitude, millions of rats were running after his
car, from all sides. Finally they began swarming over the car itself,
intent on reaching the brass rat. The driver, fearing for his life
pointed the car towards the East River and jumped out. To his amazement,
the millions of rats followed the car right into the river and drowned!
The man headed straight back to the antique shop. "I knew you'd be
back," said the owner - "I bet you want to buy the book, now, right?"
"Fuck the book," said the man - "you got any brass niggers?"
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Q. What do you call a nigger boy riding a bike?
A. Thief!
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Q. What's tatooed on the inside of every negro's lip?
A. Inflate to 50 psi.
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Q. What do you call a black millionare physicist?
A. Nigger.
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Q. Why do niggers wear platform shoes?
A. So their knuckles don't scrape the ground!
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A faggot went to the doctor because he'd been feeling poorly, and
the doctor told him, "I'm afraid you have AIDS".
"Oh, no!" shrieked the faggot. "What can I do, doctor?"
"Well, you have to do exactly as I tell you. First, I am giving
you a prescription for this drug; it is the strongest laxative known to
medical science. Take two teaspoons full, three times a day. Secondly, I
am giving you a subscription for these special laxative suppositories;
use them once in the morning and once at night. Finally, I want you to
drink a pint of prune juice four times a day."
"Will that cure my AIDS, doctor?" asked the bugger boy.
"Oh, no, the AIDS is going to kill you," replied the doctor, "But
with this treatment I am prescribing, before you die, son, you will
DAMNED sure understand what your asshole is SUPPOSED to be used for!"
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Q. Why did The nigger from Nation of Islam wear his nicest
tuxedo to his vasectomy?
A. "Cuz if I'm a gonna be impotent I wants to LOOK impotent."
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Q. Why do they call New Jersey the Garden State?
A. Because there's a Rosenbloom on every corner.
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Rabbi Berkowitz and Rabbi Silver are having lunch. "Oy! Vey!, Rabbi"
complains Rabbi Silver, "Attendance at synagogue is dwindling. So many
of my flock are leaving Judaism to become Quakers!" "I know, bubbeleh,
I know" says Rabbi Berkowitz, giving a comforting pat to his companion's
hand, "At my synagogue, too--some of my best Jews are Friends"
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Q. Why do Jewish women prefer sleeping with circumcised men?
A. Because they want 20% off everything.
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Q. Why does the Hartz Mountain Tick Collar come in flourescent
colors?
A. So coons can wear costume jewelery, too.
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Lyn David Thomas
In article: <03071997...@mail.marsbase.net>
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alt.politics.nationalism.white,
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alt.skinheads,
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Gareth Jones
cmdr...@mail.marsbase.net (Cmdr. What) wrote:
You've convinced me - you are one of the master race.
BTW: I'm getting a little tired of all this, so I won't be
contributing to these threads anymore. I won't even see them - aren't
kill files great?
Gareth Jones
Buzz Clark
The interesting thing about the web is that it tends to bring out the
baser elements of society. You seem like you spend alot of time alone
with your right hand.
Nuff said...
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.my
> Do you know the record for cramming people into a Volkswagen was
> set during the time of the Third Reich? 56 people in one bug---three SS
> men in the front, three Gestapo men in the back, and 50 Jews in the ash
> tray.
Well Cmdr. What ................what a fine contribution that was.........NOT!
That's a top joke. Maybe you might want to tell that one to my
grandmother.............oh I forgot............I never met her because she
was gassed and cremated!
Gee you're a complete dickhead. Obviously you've got the sensitivity of a
herbal enema......something which you probably enjoy on a daily basis
because it will massage your ego.
Do you really think a single joke out of the 30 or so you posted was
slightly creative let alone funny.
Get a life dick head.
Bob Whitaker
Jonathan wrote:
>
> > Do you know the record for cramming people into a Volkswagen was
> > set during the time of the Third Reich? 56 people in one bug---three SS
> > men in the front, three Gestapo men in the back, and 50 Jews in the ash
> > tray.
>
>
> That's a top joke. Maybe you might want to tell that one to my
> grandmother.............oh I forgot............I never met her because she
> was gassed and cremated!
>
> Gee you're a complete dickhead. Obviously you've got the sensitivity of a
> herbal enema......something which you probably enjoy on a daily basis
> because it will massage your ego.
>
> Do you really think a single joke out of the 30 or so you posted was
> slightly creative let alone funny.
>
> Get a life dick head.
Your resentment comes a bit late. For over fifty years, anybody who
opposed anything Poltically Correct was called A Nazi Who Wants To Kill
Six Million Jews. You hear that old old song several thousand times,
and the Holocaust is cheapened beyond recall. You should have objected
while your political buddies were doing this, not just now whjen an
anti-PC says something.
White Wolf
Jonathan wrote:
> > Do you know the record for cramming people into a Volkswagen was
> > set during the time of the Third Reich? 56 people in one bug---three
> SS
> > men in the front, three Gestapo men in the back, and 50 Jews in the
> ash
> > tray.
>
> Well Cmdr. What ................what a fine contribution that
> was.........NOT!
>
> That's a top joke. Maybe you might want to tell that one to my
> grandmother.............oh I forgot............I never met her because
> she
> was gassed and cremated!
>
> Gee you're a complete dickhead. Obviously you've got the sensitivity
> of a
> herbal enema......something which you probably enjoy on a daily basis
> because it will massage your ego.
>
> Do you really think a single joke out of the 30 or so you posted was
> slightly creative let alone funny.
>
> Get a life dick head.
Get a life and grow a dick, eh? This is a tasteless jokes newsgroup, and
that was definitely a tasteless joke. But, if you are going to offended
by some of the tasteless jokes in this newsgroup, than I suggest you go
to alt.barney or some place clean.
White Wolf
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<------ Of all the things I ever lost, I miss my mind the most.------>
Doc Tavish
White Wolf wrote:
>
> Jonathan wrote:
>
> > > Do you know the record for cramming people into a Volkswagen was
> > > set during the time of the Third Reich? 56 people in one bug---three
> > > SS men in the front, three Gestapo men in the back, and 50 Jews in
> > > the ash tray.
> >
> > Well Cmdr. What ................what a fine contribution that
> > was.........NOT!
> >
> > That's a top joke. Maybe you might want to tell that one to my
> > grandmother.............oh I forgot............I never met her because
> > she was gassed and cremated!
> >
> > Gee you're a complete dickhead. Obviously you've got the sensitivity
> > of a herbal enema......something which you probably enjoy on a daily
> > basis because it will massage your ego.
> >
> > Do you really think a single joke out of the 30 or so you posted was
> > slightly creative let alone funny.
> >
> > Get a life dick head.
>
> Get a life and grow a dick, eh? This is a tasteless jokes newsgroup, and
> that was definitely a tasteless joke. But, if you are going to offended
> by some of the tasteless jokes in this newsgroup, than I suggest you go
> to alt.barney or some place clean.
>
> White Wolf
> --
> <------ Of all the things I ever lost, I miss my mind the most.------>
For some good Jewish jokes visit:
Tony Suranno
Bob Whitaker wrote:
>
> Jonathan wrote:
> >
> > > Do you know the record for cramming people into a Volkswagen was
> > > set during the time of the Third Reich? 56 people in one bug---three SS
> > > men in the front, three Gestapo men in the back, and 50 Jews in the ash
> > > tray.
> >
> >
> > That's a top joke. Maybe you might want to tell that one to my
> > grandmother.............oh I forgot............I never met her because she
> > was gassed and cremated!
> >
> > Gee you're a complete dickhead. Obviously you've got the sensitivity of a
> > herbal enema......something which you probably enjoy on a daily basis
> > because it will massage your ego.
> >
> > Do you really think a single joke out of the 30 or so you posted was
> > slightly creative let alone funny.
> >
> > Get a life dick head.
>
> opposed anything Poltically Correct was called A Nazi Who Wants To Kill
> Six Million Jews. You hear that old old song several thousand times,
> and the Holocaust is cheapened beyond recall. You should have objected
> while your political buddies were doing this, not just now whjen an
> anti-PC says something.
I do not believe in political correctness. Without humor, we have
nothing. What makes me want to slap this idiot is that fact that this
joke is older than dirt.
Trevor (Not Trevor)
In article <33BF29...@miworld.net>, Tony Suranno
<tsur...@miworld.net> artesticulated
> I do not believe in political correctness. Without humor, we have
>nothing. What makes me want to slap this idiot is that fact that this
>joke is older than dirt.
"Political Correctness" has not been much in evidence during my life, in
fact I wonder if it actually exists outside the minds of a few whingy
victim-wannabes. Having said that, 'sick' jokes are just a way of
laughing at the stuff we'd rather not scream at 24 hours a day.
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Cmdr. What
id...@po.jaring.my (Jonathan) wrote...
>
>> Do you know the record for cramming people into a Volkswagen was
>> set during the time of the Third Reich? 56 people in one bug---three SS
>> men in the front, three Gestapo men in the back, and 50 Jews in the ash
>> tray.
>
>Well Cmdr. What ................what a fine contribution that was
I *know* it was!
>.........NOT!
>
>That's a top joke. Maybe you might want to tell that one to my
>grandmother.............oh I forgot............I never met her because she
>was gassed and cremated!
No, she ran off with a handsome blond SS-officer.
>Gee you're a complete dickhead. Obviously you've got the sensitivity of a
>herbal enema......something which you probably enjoy on a daily basis
>because it will massage your ego.
No, but I'm sure it might be wonderful.
>Do you really think a single joke out of the 30 or so you posted was
>slightly creative let alone funny.
I happen to *know* that at least the one you quoted was funny.
>
>Get a life dick head.
Talking to yourself?
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Cmdr. What
gar...@ibis.demon.co.uk (Gareth Jones) wrote...
>
>cmdr...@mail.marsbase.net (Cmdr. What) wrote:
>
>You've convinced me - you are one of the master race.
As a matter of fact, yes.
>BTW: I'm getting a little tired of all this, so I won't be
>contributing to these threads anymore. I won't even see them - aren't
>kill files great?
Goodbye! <waving farewell>
sk...@earthlink.net
cmdr...@mail.marsbase.net (Cmdr. What) wrote:
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A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites his family to a
dinner. He then stands up to thank everyone.
"First I must thank my beautiful wife for her help and support, then
I want to thank my children, and the lottery commission."
"Then I would like to thank Adolf Hitler". Suddenly everyone was
silent as he showed some numbers tatooed on his forearm and said,
"For the winning numbers".
clare hargrave
On Sun, 6 Jul 97 20:09 BST, cmdr...@mail.marsbase.net (Cmdr. What)
wrote:
>
>id...@po.jaring.my (Jonathan) wrote...
>>
>>> Do you know the record for cramming people into a Volkswagen was
>>> set during the time of the Third Reich? 56 people in one bug---three SS
>>> men in the front, three Gestapo men in the back, and 50 Jews in the ash
>>> tray.
>>
>>Well Cmdr. What ................what a fine contribution that was
>
>I *know* it was!
>
>
>>.........NOT!
>>
>>That's a top joke. Maybe you might want to tell that one to my
>>grandmother.............oh I forgot............I never met her because she
>>was gassed and cremated!
>
>No, she ran off with a handsome blond SS-officer.
>
>
>>Gee you're a complete dickhead. Obviously you've got the sensitivity of a
>>herbal enema......something which you probably enjoy on a daily basis
>>because it will massage your ego.
>
>No, but I'm sure it might be wonderful.
>
>
>>Do you really think a single joke out of the 30 or so you posted was
>>slightly creative let alone funny.
>
>I happen to *know* that at least the one you quoted was funny.
>
>
if you *know* that joke was funny, that says more about you than it
does about the joke. that joke was definitely not funny. neither
were any of that other whole list of racist, homophobic, anti-semitic,
sick-making non-jokes, none of them the least bit funny.
the only thing funny is you, you must be a real loser. if you had
any ability or talent whatsoever, if you had any achievements of any
kind, you would not need to relieve your envy by spewing out all that
hate-mongering trash.
i think the internet is really great, it helps to show how far from
civilisation the world really is as long as there still is white trash
like you around.
please keep your hate-filled garbage for your twisted white-power
groups and keep away from newsgroups that are actually about humour.
turd.
with kindest regards,
clare
Kristie Jenkins
OH MY GOODNESS WHAT HORRIBLE SENSE OF HUMOR YOU BOTH HAVE. IT IS JUST A
JOKE!!!! STOP BEING SO OVER SENSITIVE AND LIGHTEN UP. YOU NEVER GET
THROUGH LIFE WITH CHIPS THAT BIG ON YOUR SHOULDER OR ARE THEY UP YOUR
ASS?? THAT WOULD EXPLAIN YOUR SENSITIVITY. MAY I SUGGEST EX-LAX TO BOTH
OF YOU.
Mark Ginzo
Q: What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
A: Pizza doesn't cry when you put it in the oven
Q: How do you get 20 Cubans into a trash can?
A: Tell them it floats
Q: A Puerto Rican, a Black and a Cuban are in a car in Miami. Who's driving?
A: The police!
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| ( ) Oooo. |
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T. T. Mitchell
sk...@earthlink.net wrote:
>cmdr...@mail.marsbase.net (Cmdr. What) wrote:
>
>
>>(Picked up from the Usenet in June, 1997.)
>
>>-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
You know,
I don't know about anyone else but I'm thinking there's a
place for these kind of jokes and seeing where you sent these
things it looks like you've found those places. We really don't
need them in alt.humor or rec.humor, where kids sometimes look
in. Try to control yourself a little, okay?
--
Mitch
To send e-mail, remove the last "e" from the address.
Cmdr. What
harg...@ihug.co.nz (clare hargrave) wrote...
>
>On Sun, 6 Jul 97 20:09 BST, cmdr...@mail.marsbase.net (Cmdr. What)
>wrote:
>
>>
>>id...@po.jaring.my (Jonathan) wrote...
>>>
>>>> Do you know the record for cramming people into a Volkswagen was
>>>> set during the time of the Third Reich? 56 people in one bug---three SS
>>>> men in the front, three Gestapo men in the back, and 50 Jews in the ash
>>>> tray.
>>>
[parts removed to save space]
>if you *know* that joke was funny, that says more about you than it
>does about the joke.
Well, it may say a little about my humour, but not much else.
>that joke was definitely not funny.
Who decides whether it was funny? You? Me?
>neither were any of that other whole list of racist, homophobic,
>anti-semitic, sick-making non-jokes, none of them the least bit funny.
We do not all share the same sense of humour.
>the only thing funny is you, you must be a real loser.
I shouldn't say.
>if you had any ability or talent whatsoever, if you had any achievements
>of any kind, you would not need to relieve your envy by spewing out all
>that hate-mongering trash.
I have actually written the program I'm sending this message with.
According to several tests, my IQ is well above average. So, it isn't
envy, it isn't hate - it's humour.
>i think the internet is really great, it helps to show how far from
>civilisation the world really is as long as there still is white trash
>like you around.
Now, who's hateful, impolite and hostile?
>please keep your hate-filled garbage for your twisted white-power
>groups and keep away from newsgroups that are actually about humour.
It *was* humour. It's really sad that some people don't seem to understand
that humour is humour - it's not facts, it's not lies, it's not hate - it's
humour.
>turd.
Do you find name-calling funny? I agree that sometimes it may be, but it's
still as childish.
>with kindest regards,
Thanks. I really haven't seen much of your kindness, though.
>clare
Cheers, then, Clare.
Mark Ginzo
_We_. Since when do you represent this newsgroup? I know I am new, so
please enlighten me. Kids read all sorts of newsgfroups, btw -
especially the ones they aren't supposed to.
: You know,
: I don't know about anyone else but I'm thinking there's a
: place for these kind of jokes and seeing where you sent these
: things it looks like you've found those places. We really don't
: need them in alt.humor or rec.humor, where kids sometimes look
: in. Try to control yourself a little, okay?
: --
: Mitch
: To send e-mail, remove the last "e" from the address.
--
Scarlet M
clare hargrave wrote:
>
> On Sun, 6 Jul 97 20:09 BST, cmdr...@mail.marsbase.net (Cmdr. What)
> wrote:
>
> >
> >id...@po.jaring.my (Jonathan) wrote...
> >>
> >>> Do you know the record for cramming people into a Volkswagen was
> >>> set during the time of the Third Reich? 56 people in one bug---three SS
> >>> men in the front, three Gestapo men in the back, and 50 Jews in the ash
> >>> tray.
> >>
> >
> >I *know* it was!
> >
> >
> >>.........NOT!
> >>
> >>That's a top joke. Maybe you might want to tell that one to my
> >>grandmother.............oh I forgot............I never met her because she
> >>was gassed and cremated!
> >
> >No, she ran off with a handsome blond SS-officer.
> >
> >
> >>Gee you're a complete dickhead. Obviously you've got the sensitivity of a
> >>herbal enema......something which you probably enjoy on a daily basis
> >>because it will massage your ego.
> >
> >No, but I'm sure it might be wonderful.
> >
> >
> >>Do you really think a single joke out of the 30 or so you posted was
> >>slightly creative let alone funny.
> >
> >I happen to *know* that at least the one you quoted was funny.
> >
> >
>
> were any of that other whole list of racist, homophobic, anti-semitic,
> sick-making non-jokes, none of them the least bit funny.
>
> any ability or talent whatsoever, if you had any achievements of any
> kind, you would not need to relieve your envy by spewing out all that
> hate-mongering trash.
>
> civilisation the world really is as long as there still is white trash
> like you around.
>
> groups and keep away from newsgroups that are actually about humour.
>
>
> with kindest regards,
>
> clare
We all have Freedom of Speech. Even racists!
You cannot stop people from posting on any group.
So, accept the fact that freedom of speech exists for ALL!
OK?
Tim McVey
Are you saying that we should not have a Tasteless jokes newsgroup,
because children have access to it?
Man, why don't you go live in a country where you would not have a right
to fredom of speech?
Parents need to control what their children see on these websites. Not
us.
So, don't tell us we are not to post sick jokes in Tatseless NGs.
And don't tell us not to post Racist jokes!
And don't tell us not to post and blasphemous jokes.
And don't tell us how to live,
OK?????????????
In fact, just don't come to alt.tasteless.jokes, and you will not see
them at all.
Now, for some reason, and I do not know why, but, sometimes, I will
reply to a joke in this newsgroup, and it will also pop up in othet NGs.
So, do not blame us!
Just lie down and go to sleep, little one.
Paladin
On Sun, 13 Jul 1997 11:55:47 GMT, harg...@ihug.co.nz (clare hargrave)
wrote:
MY ARE WE NOT THE SOWER ASS!
an awful lot of people did in fact think it was funny.
turd.
Stefan Goetzke
On 13 Jul 1997 22:36:04 +0200, cmdr...@mail.marsbase.net (Cmdr.
What) wrote:
(bullshit)
Please stop crossposting your crap to de.talk.jokes!
--
Stefan Goetzke <---------------------> goe...@t-online.de
"Wenn die Sonn' vom Himmel lacht, hat's die CDU gemacht.
Gibt es Regen, Eis und Schnee, war's bestimmt die SPD!"
Alan M Goss
Dieter Bruegmann <D.Bru...@gmx.de> wrote in article
<33dc48f2...@news.snafu.de>...
> Sir, would you please remove "de.talk.jokes" from your crossposting? This
> is a german-speaking newsgroup where nobody can understand your jokes.
Sir,
Don't worry. Nobody here understands them either....
Dieter Bruegmann
Stormy <luna...@muskie.fishnet.com> gab am Sun, 6 Jul 1997 14:52:08 -0500
der staunenden Netzgemeinde kund und zu wissen:
>Cmdr is such a pussy, first of all he is an embarrassment to me as a
Sir, would you please remove "de.talk.jokes" from your crossposting? This
is a german-speaking newsgroup where nobody can understand your jokes.
Thank you very much.
--
Dieter Bruegmann, Berlin-Schoeneberg
Didis nicht uninteressanter Netzplatz: http://www.snafu.de/~dbrueg/
Cookie (selected by DiSiGe V1.1):
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mar...@zetnet.spam.uk
On Mon, 14 Jul 1997 06:17:40 -0500, Tim McVey <ci...@freenet.buffalo.edu>
wrote:
>
>Are you saying that we should not have a Tasteless jokes newsgroup,
>because children have access to it?
>Man, why don't you go live in a country where you would not have a right
>to fredom of speech?
>Parents need to control what their children see on these websites. Not
>us.
>So, don't tell us we are not to post sick jokes in Tatseless NGs.
>And don't tell us not to post Racist jokes!
>And don't tell us not to post and blasphemous jokes.
>And don't tell us how to live,
>OK?????????????
>
>In fact, just don't come to alt.tasteless.jokes, and you will not see
>them at all.
>
You will in uk.politics.misc though.
>Now, for some reason, and I do not know why, but, sometimes, I will
>reply to a joke in this newsgroup, and it will also pop up in othet NGs.
In this case it's because uk.p.m is in the Newsgroup list
>
>So, do not blame us!
why not?
Maria
David Bromage
Scarlet M (kana...@hotmail.com) wrote:
>We all have Freedom of Speech. Even racists!
>You cannot stop people from posting on any group.
You posted to aus.jokes, and Australia has vilification laws.
Cheers
David
David Bromage
Buzz Clark (dar...@banmail.ml.com) wrote:
>The interesting thing about the web is that it tends to bring out the
>baser elements of society.
Douglas Adams put it a little more eloquently.
"On the Internet people who are normally under rocks are out there and in
your face."
Cheers
David
sk...@earthlink.net
Scarlet M <kana...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>sAY, That was not nice.
>We all have Freedom of Speech. Even racists!
>You cannot stop people from posting on any group.
>So, accept the fact that freedom of speech exists for ALL!
O.K O.K. everybody leave. By the way, the only way out is up the
chimney!
>OK?
Mark Ginzo
Tim McVey (ci...@freenet.buffalo.edu) wrote:
: OK, so, why did you post this in alt.tasteless.jokes???
It was crossposted. I don't edit these things.
: Are you saying that we should not have a Tasteless jokes newsgroup,
: because children have access to it?
No.
: Man, why don't you go live in a country where you would not have a right
: to fredom of speech?
Because that would pretty much suck, even if they have cheaper whores on
the streets.
: Parents need to control what their children see on these websites. Not
: us.
Your point?
: So, don't tell us we are not to post sick jokes in Tatseless NGs.
I didn't.
: And don't tell us not to post Racist jokes!
I would never think of it.
: And don't tell us not to post and blasphemous jokes.
I would never dream of asking you not post or to blasphemous your jokes.
: And don't tell us how to live,
I can tell you anything I feel like telling you, but again, I have no
interest in your life or death.
: OK?????????????
Capiche.
: In fact, just don't come to alt.tasteless.jokes, and you will not see
: them at all.
Your point?
: Now, for some reason, and I do not know why, but, sometimes, I will
: reply to a joke in this newsgroup, and it will also pop up in othet NGs.
It's called crossposting. Look into it.
: So, do not blame us!
Who's blaming. I'm just laughing atyou. ;)
: Just lie down and go to sleep, little one.
Leave my love life out of this, okay?
Estelle Williams
Uh Tim.....
Check out the crosspostings in this message, and you may get a hint.....
(Crosspostings left in intentionally for Tim's benefit)
Tim McVey <ci...@freenet.buffalo.edu> wrote in article
<33CA0A...@freenet.buffalo.edu>...
> Mark Ginzo wrote:
<snip>
> OK, so, why did you post this in alt.tasteless.jokes???
<snip>
> Now, for some reason, and I do not know why, but, sometimes, I will
> reply to a joke in this newsgroup, and it will also pop up in othet NGs.
<snip>
Bernard van Niekerk
Scarlet M wrote:
> sAY, That was not nice.
> We all have Freedom of Speech. Even racists!
> You cannot stop people from posting on any group.
> So, accept the fact that freedom of speech exists for ALL!
>
> OK?
Wow, what a load of crap. Darling, obviously you don't live in South
Africa. Over here I can get executed for just downloading this shit.
Q : What is a racist ?
A : Somebody who hates a black person more than what is necessary.
So then I'm not a racist. I don't have anything against white people.
The worst group of people you can belong to in South Africa :
A single, white, smoking, educated male in your 20's with no STDs and in
the police force.
The best group of people is (the group with FREE SPEECH) :
A nonsmoking, pregnant, black woman with AIDS and it helps a lot if you
are a alcoholic, divorced and unemployed.
So if you think everybody has the right to free speech.
PLEASE DO VISIT SOUTH AFRICA !!!!!
/------------------------------------\
|
| Bernard van Niekerk
| Email : ber...@shisas.co.za
|
\------------------------------------/
Alan M Goss
An open letter to Clare Hargrave.
Dear Madam,
Hear hear. I am fully in support of your comments. Why don't we form a
society to clean up the world. We can start by exterminating all the
lowlife, the subhumans the white trash, the tellers of ghastly jokes. We
can form a whole secret service who root out the scum of the earth.
We can stir up the masses againsed the "hate mongering trash", have them
killed, tortured, burned at the stake....If anyone disagrees with our
"pure" vision of humanity or even says anything againsed it, then we
declare them undesirables, confiscate their goods, kill them. The
possibilites are endless. Just think about it!
It just worries me that this all seems to have been done before, several
times in fact and it seems to have failed each time. I personally think it
was the uniforms these groups wore...White sheets, really Clare! Can you
image the laundry bills after one good nights pogrom. Then there were the
brown shirts. I ask you, how can and group expect to gather a following
when they are simply so unfasionable? I know brown goes with anything, but
it's just not chic, is it?
Perhaps as one of the enlightened, self appointed keepers of the morality,
you could let us all know what went wrong?
Yours Sincerely
Alan McEwan Goss
tha...@icon.co.za
PS...
I think you'll find that the key marked with the UP arrow and with the word
"Shift" on it makes big letters. Unless of course you're trying not to
offend that minority who dissapprove of Capital Punishment.
Georg Siegemund
David Bromage wrote:
>
> Scarlet M (kana...@hotmail.com) wrote:
> >We all have Freedom of Speech. Even racists!
> >You cannot stop people from posting on any group.
>
>
...there are reasons, why Germany has not the freedom of racist speech.
--
Georg Siegemund Fehrenbachallee 21
www.geocities.com/Paris/1449 D-79106 Freiburg i. Brsg
sie...@sun2.ruf.uni-freiburg.de Deutschland - Germany - Allemagne
(++49)/(0) 761 - 277 198
Bernard van Niekerk
Scarlet M wrote:
> sAY, That was not nice.
> We all have Freedom of Speech. Even racists!
> You cannot stop people from posting on any group.
Administrator
Great reply, could not have done it better myself. I agree that it is a
complete shame that some people are unable to see what humour actually is.
Again great reply, the original joke had my Jewish friends and I laughing
:)
Loop
PS Please excuse the fact that so much of the original message was included
(the whole thing) I just thought it such a great response that I had better
keep it.
Cmdr. What <cmdr...@mail.marsbase.net> wrote in article
<13071997...@mail.marsbase.net>...
>
> harg...@ihug.co.nz (clare hargrave) wrote...
> >
> >On Sun, 6 Jul 97 20:09 BST, cmdr...@mail.marsbase.net (Cmdr. What)
> >wrote:
> >
> >>
> >>id...@po.jaring.my (Jonathan) wrote...
> >>>
> >>>> Do you know the record for cramming people into a Volkswagen was
> >>>> set during the time of the Third Reich? 56 people in one bug---three
SS
> >>>> men in the front, three Gestapo men in the back, and 50 Jews in the
ash
> >>>> tray.
> >>>
>
> [parts removed to save space]
>
>
> >if you *know* that joke was funny, that says more about you than it
> >does about the joke.
>
> Well, it may say a little about my humour, but not much else.
>
>
> >that joke was definitely not funny.
>
> Who decides whether it was funny? You? Me?
>
>
> >neither were any of that other whole list of racist, homophobic,
> >anti-semitic, sick-making non-jokes, none of them the least bit funny.
>
> We do not all share the same sense of humour.
>
>
> >the only thing funny is you, you must be a real loser.
>
> I shouldn't say.
>
>
> >if you had any ability or talent whatsoever, if you had any
achievements
> >of any kind, you would not need to relieve your envy by spewing out all
> >that hate-mongering trash.
>
> I have actually written the program I'm sending this message with.
> According to several tests, my IQ is well above average. So, it isn't
> envy, it isn't hate - it's humour.
>
>
> >i think the internet is really great, it helps to show how far from
> >civilisation the world really is as long as there still is white trash
> >like you around.
>
> Now, who's hateful, impolite and hostile?
>
>
> >please keep your hate-filled garbage for your twisted white-power
> >groups and keep away from newsgroups that are actually about humour.
>
Chris Beck
David Bromage wrote:
> Scarlet M (kana...@hotmail.com) wrote:
> >We all have Freedom of Speech. Even racists!
> >You cannot stop people from posting on any group.
>
> You posted to aus.jokes, and Australia has vilification laws.
>
> Cheers
> David
So censor the packets as they cross your border.
Watcher
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these are here>
<insert funny, thought-provoking quotation here> <insert nip & hifty
alias here>
please remove ".nospam" from Reply-To address if necessary
Chris Beck
Allen Kichiji Kabayama
Paladin (Pal...@truth.com) wrote:
: On Sun, 13 Jul 1997 11:55:47 GMT, harg...@ihug.co.nz (clare hargrave)
: wrote:
: >On Sun, 6 Jul 97 20:09 BST, cmdr...@mail.marsbase.net (Cmdr. What)
: >wrote:
: >
: >>
: >>id...@po.jaring.my (Jonathan) wrote...
: >>>
: >>>> Do you know the record for cramming people into a Volkswagen was
: >>>> set during the time of the Third Reich? 56 people in one bug---three SS
: >>>> men in the front, three Gestapo men in the back, and 50 Jews in the ash
: >>>> tray.
: >>>
: >>>Well Cmdr. What ................what a fine contribution that was
: >>
: >>I *know* it was!
: >>
: >>
: >>>.........NOT!
: >>>
: >>>That's a top joke. Maybe you might want to tell that one to my
: >>>grandmother.............oh I forgot............I never met her because she
: >>>was gassed and cremated!
: >>
: >>No, she ran off with a handsome blond SS-officer.
: >>
: >>
: >>>Gee you're a complete dickhead. Obviously you've got the sensitivity of a
: >>>herbal enema......something which you probably enjoy on a daily basis
: >>>because it will massage your ego.
: >>
: >>No, but I'm sure it might be wonderful.
: >>
: >>
: >>>Do you really think a single joke out of the 30 or so you posted was
: >>>slightly creative let alone funny.
: >>
: >>I happen to *know* that at least the one you quoted was funny.
: >>
: >>
: >
: >if you *know* that joke was funny, that says more about you than it
: >does about the joke. that joke was definitely not funny. neither
: >were any of that other whole list of racist, homophobic, anti-semitic,
: >sick-making non-jokes, none of them the least bit funny.
: >
: >the only thing funny is you, you must be a real loser. if you had
: >any ability or talent whatsoever, if you had any achievements of any
: >kind, you would not need to relieve your envy by spewing out all that
: >hate-mongering trash.
: >
: >i think the internet is really great, it helps to show how far from
: >civilisation the world really is as long as there still is white trash
: >like you around.
: >
: >please keep your hate-filled garbage for your twisted white-power
: >groups and keep away from newsgroups that are actually about humour.
: >
: >turd.
: >
: >with kindest regards,
: >
: >clare
: MY ARE WE NOT THE SOWER ASS!
: an awful lot of people did in fact think it was funny.
: turd.
The solution is very simple. Trim your cross-postings. Your jokes would
certainly be welcome in alt.tasteless.jokes, alt.politics.white-power,
alt.politics.nationalism.white, and alt.skinheads but even you, yourself
must question the wisdom of posting them in a general humour newsgroup
like rec.humor, or alt.humor. It's just common sense.
So if in future you limit your posts to a.t.j, a.p.w-p, a.p.n.w and a.s
you would not only ensure yourself a receptive audience, but the people
who complained about your post this time would not see it, and would
therefore have nothing to complain about. Thanks.
--Allen.
--
---
Allen K. Kabayama E: cu...@freenet.toronto.on.ca
ca...@intcafe.kosone.com
In article <33BC51...@banmail.ml.com>,
Buzz Clark <dar...@banmail.ml.com> wrote:
>Cmdr. What wrote:
>>
>> (Picked up from the Usenet in June, 1997.)
>>
>>
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
>>
>> set during the time of the Third Reich? 56 people in one bug---three SS
>> men in the front, three Gestapo men in the back, and 50 Jews in the ash
>> tray.
>>
>>
>> Did you hear about the holy rabbi in Jerusalem who had to get a
>> divorce? He kept losing interest on his wife.
>>
>> -------
>>
>> Q. What's long and hard on a nigger?
>>
>> A. The fourth grade.
>>
>> -------
>>
>> Three Jews were sitting on the beach in Miami. One of them said,
>> "Oy, gevalt! I was almost wiped out in mein business in Brooklyn, but I
>> had a fire and insurance took care of everything."
>> "Funny you should mention that," said the second Jew. "I too was
>> beink almost bankrupted by mein business in Flatbush, but I had a big
>> burglary and the insurance took care of everything."
>> "Funny you should mention that," said the third Jew. "I as well
>> was beink complete viped out in mein business in Crown Heights, but I had
>> a big flood and the insurance took care of everything."
>> The other two Jews stared at him with interest. "So," said the
>> first one after a while, "How do you arrange for a flood?"
>>
>> -------
>>
>> God decided he needed a vacation. One of his aides suggested
>> Venus. "Forget it," God said. "I went there 10,000 years ago and
>> got sunburned. Another aide suggested Jupiter. "No way," God
>> replied. "I went there 5,000 years ago and froze my ass off". A
>> third advisor suggested Earth. "That's the worst," God answered
>> angrily. "I was there 2,000 years ago and they're still accusing
>> me of knocking up some Jewish bitch!"
>>
>> -------
>>
>> Two faggots were walking on the beach and found an oil lamp partly
>> exposed in the sand. A genie came out and offered them 2 wishes, one
--------
The story takes place in a german Stalag near the Black Forrest . It
makes now five times that three prisonners have tried to evade themselves and
Herr Oberst Wilhelm von Kruger is getting very upset with those guys so he
decide that they are going to be shot out. So the Hauptleutnant Borchert
followed by five soldiers get them for the jail and put the first one just in
front of the shotting wall. But behind this wall is the Black Forrest where
nobody could find a prisonner.
"Achtung!"
So the first prisonner is in front of the soldiers and he
thinks:"What the hell I'm gonna find to save my blasted life..."
"Reatty!"
Suddenly, he gets an idea and cries :"Look behind you, Anglo-American
bombers". And while all the Germans are looking back, he jumps across the
wall and runs into the Forrest.
When the second one's turn arrives, he cries :"Russians tanks!", and
while the soldiers turn their back, like the first one, he runs into the
Forrest.
Then comes the third one's turn, and he's got nothing to say for the
two others have already used all of the allied forces whatever could be the
front they come from.
"Achtung!"
"What the hell am I goin' to say ? I don't wanna die ?" thinks the
third one.
"Reatty!"
And suddenly and hopefully, the guy sees smoke coming from the
ammonition dump.So he lift up the cry :
"Fire!"
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Der Meister
Peter Siegel
Allen Kichiji Kabayama wrote:
> The solution is very simple. Trim your cross-postings. Your jokes would
> certainly be welcome in alt.tasteless.jokes, alt.politics.white-power,
> alt.politics.nationalism.white, and alt.skinheads but even you, yourself
> must question the wisdom of posting them in a general humour newsgroup
> like rec.humor, or alt.humor. It's just common sense.
>
> So if in future you limit your posts to a.t.j, a.p.w-p, a.p.n.w and a.s
> you would not only ensure yourself a receptive audience, but the people
> who complained about your post this time would not see it, and would
> therefore have nothing to complain about. Thanks.
>
> --Allen.
> --
> ---
> Allen K. Kabayama E: cu...@freenet.toronto.on.ca
You are mistaken. This stuff isn't appreciated in alt.skinheads
either. What made you think that it would be? I would be much happier
if this kind of coss-posted crap never found its way to alt.skinheads
again.
Floyd
--
Trip your face off with L.S.D. The Liberty Scooter Division.
L.S.D. is looking for members in the Philadelphia area.
If you ride a metal bodied scooter, drink
like a fish, and like to cause havoc, contact us.
All rudies, skins, and mods (well, maybe the mods) are welcome.
Contact L.S.D at: ve...@roinet.com
Cmdr. What
Georg Siegemund <sie...@sun2.ruf.uni-freiburg.de> wrote...
>
>David Bromage wrote:
>>
>> Scarlet M (kana...@hotmail.com) wrote:
>> >We all have Freedom of Speech. Even racists!
>> >You cannot stop people from posting on any group.
>>
>> You posted to aus.jokes, and Australia has vilification laws.
>
>So does Germany and you have posted to de.talk.jokes.
>
>...there are reasons, why Germany has not the freedom of racist speech.
I see *no* excuse whatsoever.
Cmdr. What
Goe...@t-online.de (Stefan Goetzke) wrote...
>
>On 13 Jul 1997 22:36:04 +0200, cmdr...@mail.marsbase.net (Cmdr.
>What) wrote:
>
>(bullshit)
>
>Please stop crossposting your crap to de.talk.jokes!
No, I don't quite like your tone...
Jeffrey Deutsch
In article <5qarma$3...@nntp.seflin.org> d007...@dc.seflin.org (Mark Ginzo) writes:
>Q: A Puerto Rican, a Black and a Cuban are in a car in Miami. Who's driving?
>A: The police!
Or...
Q: A Puerto Rican, a Black and a Cuban are in a car in Miami. What colour is
the car?
A: Black and white!
Q: And what jewelry are they all wearing?
A: Silver bracelets with matching chains!
Jeff Deutsch
--
Political/Country Risk Consulting and Related Research
BA in Government; MA in Economics; expected Economics Ph.D. August 1997
"With economics, you never have to worry that your degree will become less
relevant over time. I mean, how the hell could it?" - Scott Adams
Cmdr. What
Pal...@truth.com (Paladin) wrote...
>
>On Sun, 13 Jul 1997 11:55:47 GMT, harg...@ihug.co.nz (clare hargrave)
>wrote:
[whining removed]
>>please keep your hate-filled garbage for your twisted white-power
>>groups and keep away from newsgroups that are actually about humour.
>>
>>turd.
>>
>>with kindest regards,
>>
>>clare
>MY ARE WE NOT THE SOWER ASS!
>an awful lot of people did in fact think it was funny.
Good.
>turd.
No, she's not.
Lyn David Thomas
In article: <17071997...@mail.marsbase.net>
> >Please stop crossposting your crap to de.talk.jokes!
>
> No, I don't quite like your tone...
Which was cross posted to the following newsgroups:
rec.humor
alt.humor
za.humour
alt.tasteless.jokes
aus.jokes
de.talk.jokes
eunet.jokes
alt.politics.white-power
alt.politics.nationalism.white
alt.nswpp
alt.skinheads
uk.politics.misc
Where as posters have notified up it is off topic in many of
the above.
It is also in contravention of the uk.politics.misc charter
cross posting rules.
If you persist in this I will request your ISP to take the steps
necessary to stop you abusing the newsgroup charter.
Follow ups set to alt.tasteless.jokes and nothing else.
--
__
*Lyn David Thomas* \/
web pages now at:
http://www.stuffing.demon.co.uk/lyn/
vermeer
clare hargrave wrote:
> >>That's a top joke. Maybe you might want to tell that one to my
> >>grandmother.............oh I forgot............I never met her because she
> >>was gassed and cremated!
>
> turd.
>
> with kindest regards,
>
> clare
why do you bother with the guy?
like this you are giving him power..
stereotypes and cliches can only hurt you if you let them..
we are only prejudiced against things you dont know and are ignorant
about..once this guy has a black/jewish/gay friend he will change
attitude as the person becomes a person and not a stereotype.
that is, if he has a bit of brains which is doubtful.
vermeer
once we learn to laugh at ourselves no joke can hurt us...
but maybe because i am not black or jewish.....
Jeffrey Deutsch
In article <5qeu41$770$2...@gruvel.une.edu.au> dbro...@metz.une.edu.au (David Bromage) writes:
>
>Scarlet M (kana...@hotmail.com) wrote:
>>We all have Freedom of Speech. Even racists!
>>You cannot stop people from posting on any group.
>
>You posted to aus.jokes, and Australia has vilification laws.
Too bad for you.
In any case, though, it's the Internet post's *country of origin*
whose laws matter. If Australia doesn't like its citizens seeing "vilification"
and getting all corrupted, they can shut down all Internet connections from
the rest of the world. (Hah!)
Not holding my breath,
Jeff Deutsch
ObJokeInAllFairness:
What does a woman menstruating on the beach and American beer have in common?
Bloody close to water!
Donald E Clark
Chris Beck wrote:
>
> David Bromage wrote:
>
> > Scarlet M (kana...@hotmail.com) wrote:
> > >We all have Freedom of Speech. Even racists!
> > >You cannot stop people from posting on any group.
> >
> > You posted to aus.jokes, and Australia has vilification laws.
> >
> > David
>
> So censor the packets as they cross your border.
> Watcher
>
> --
> <insert amusing ASCII art here> <insert wry comment on whose opinions
> these are here>
> <insert funny, thought-provoking quotation here> <insert nip & hifty
> alias here>
>
> please remove ".nospam" from Reply-To address if necessary
I don't know who started this thread but Jesus mate whoever you are you
really upset some people.
I did see some of the jokes - some I thought were funny and some I
thought were not funny - but they were all witty in one way or another.
However in Australia we have anti vilification laws.
This means that as an Anglo Australian I can't write the hit play "Wogs
out of Work" because I would be classified racist. So people of an
"ethnic perusasion" (I call some of them Anglo challenged) are allowed
to write what I am not allowed to write.
And our politically correct mind police will make sure that I and others
will not be able to say the things we may want to say - whether it is
racist or not.
Keep putting your stuff here mate. I want to laugh every now and then.
And if I can't laugh at the jokes i can laugh at the flaming you get
from those who want to silence you or even those who want to make you
feel guilty for something that happened 50 or more years ago.
Good luck
Frithiof Jensen
Administrator wrote:
>
> Great reply, could not have done it better myself. I agree that it is > a complete shame that some people are unable to see what humour
> actually is.
>
I did not think it was particularily funny but rather a long boring list
of crass and old racist statements.
If only this stuff was posted appropriately in alt.tasteless... I would
not be offended either, but here (eunet.jokes) I think it is out of
order.
Taylor Family
How does your stupid villification laws.
affect us Americans in the United States?
Huh?
I am so glad that I do not live in Australia,
where I would have laws to prevent me from speaking my mind.
Racism IS a form of freedom of speech!!!!
Besides, EVERYBODY is a racist!
I mean,
If you see a crime, and report it,
Don't the police ask you to identify the suspect?
And if he had dark skin,
Wouldn't you describe that person in that manner?
"Well, officer, It was a person!"
(Remember, you cannot be sexist either!)
So now, you may not describe the sex of the suspect.
Uh, well, he had a large nose.
(Ooops, now we are getting personal. Big nosed people cannot be
discriminated against)
"Uh..Well since I cannot tell you the skin color, the sex, or give you a
description of the suspect, I guess you have to search every single
person in the world!."
Uh-Oh.....
We cannot discriminate between Earthlings and Space Aliens.
Officer, I am sorry..I cannot help you anymore, as I might get arrested
for violating our villlification laws!!!!
Best advice?
DO NOT GET INVOLVED AND LET THE CRIMINAL DO HIS THING.
OOOPS. i USED THE WORD "CRIMINAL". I COULD FACE A DISCRIMINATION
LAWSUIT.
Take your shitty villification laws and stuff them up your ass, you
stupid Arsies!!!
Shit on you.
Cmdr. What
vermeer <a...@bigfoot.com> wrote...
>
>clare hargrave wrote:
>> >>That's a top joke. Maybe you might want to tell that one to my
>> >>grandmother.............oh I forgot............I never met her because she
>> >>was gassed and cremated!
>>
>><snip>
>> turd.
>>
>> with kindest regards,
>>
>> clare
>
>why do you bother with the guy?
Good question. It's only humour anyway.
>like this you are giving him power..
No, but wasting my time.
>stereotypes and cliches can only hurt you if you let them..
>we are only prejudiced against things you dont know and are ignorant
>about..once this guy has a black/jewish/gay friend he will change
>attitude as the person becomes a person and not a stereotype.
*I* am *NOT* one of those who take jokes too seriously.
>that is, if he has a bit of brains which is doubtful.
Why would that be doubtful?
Cmdr. What
Lyn David Thomas <l...@stuffing.demon.co.uk> whined again...
>
>In article: <17071997...@mail.marsbase.net>
>cmdr...@mail.marsbase.net (Cmdr. What) writes:
>> >Please stop crossposting your crap to de.talk.jokes!
>>
>> No, I don't quite like your tone...
>
>Which was cross posted to the following newsgroups:
[boring repost of old list of newsgroups removed]
[more drivel deleted]
>Follow ups set to alt.tasteless.jokes and nothing else.
Follow-ups reset to alt.rubbish, so that none of us will have to listen
to your whining.
Steve Nesbitt
>Donald E Clark wrote:
>>
>> Chris Beck wrote:
>> >
:
>
>
>How does your stupid villification laws.
>affect us Americans in the United States?
>
>Huh?
>I am so glad that I do not live in Australia,
>where I would have laws to prevent me from speaking my mind.
>Racism IS a form of freedom of speech!!!!
>
To the ignorant individiual who worte this tripe ....
No, vilification laws don't even effect the average Australian let
alone people in the US.
It's just a bit of political bullshit to keep the 'humanitian
crusaders" happy. And if you believe that racism is a form of FOS
then you are simple more stupid than you appeared to be at first.
Disciminating or identifying people based on obvious physical
attributes is not racism - judging and condemning an individual based
on stereotyping a race is.
>Besides, EVERYBODY is a racist!
>
>I mean,
>If you see a crime, and report it,
>Don't the police ask you to identify the suspect?
>And if he had dark skin,
>Wouldn't you describe that person in that manner?
>"Well, officer, It was a person!"
>(Remember, you cannot be sexist either!)
>So now, you may not describe the sex of the suspect.
>Uh, well, he had a large nose.
>(Ooops, now we are getting personal. Big nosed people cannot be
>discriminated against)
>"Uh..Well since I cannot tell you the skin color, the sex, or give you a
>description of the suspect, I guess you have to search every single
>person in the world!."
>
>Uh-Oh.....
>We cannot discriminate between Earthlings and Space Aliens.
>Officer, I am sorry..I cannot help you anymore, as I might get arrested
>for violating our villlification laws!!!!
>
>Best advice?
>DO NOT GET INVOLVED AND LET THE CRIMINAL DO HIS THING.
>
>OOOPS. i USED THE WORD "CRIMINAL". I COULD FACE A DISCRIMINATION
>LAWSUIT.
>
This argument of yours is laughable at best. Your attempt at wit only
embarrased yourself.
>
>Take your shitty villification laws and stuff them up your ass, you
>stupid Arsies!!!
>
(I'm afraid there aren't many donkeys down here, sorry)
Shitty laws - fuck, that took some guts. Coming from a person living
in a country were a bloke got sacked for sexual descrimination for
reciting the "Mulva" Seinfeld episode with a female workmate present.
She was offended enough to have the guy sacked - and your courts
allowed it !!!
Your courts also let a famous footballer off with first degree murder,
allowed a pro boxer to 'fight dirty' and get off with a slap on the
wrist, and from the same country that came up with the 'magic bullet
theroy' to cover-up an obvious government-based assassination of a
president.
Its interesting that you are so outspoken of certain vilification laws
that don't mean diddly-shit to you or I. That must be some chip on
your shoulder.
>
>Shit on you.
Cmdr. What
Donald E Clark <tura...@rainbow.net.au> wrote...
>
>I don't know who started this thread but Jesus mate whoever you are you
>really upset some people.
>
>I did see some of the jokes - some I thought were funny and some I
>thought were not funny - but they were all witty in one way or another.
>
>However in Australia we have anti vilification laws.
>
>This means that as an Anglo Australian I can't write the hit play "Wogs
>out of Work" because I would be classified racist. So people of an
>"ethnic perusasion" (I call some of them Anglo challenged) are allowed
>to write what I am not allowed to write.
>
>And our politically correct mind police will make sure that I and others
>will not be able to say the things we may want to say - whether it is
>racist or not.
It's funny how the 'liberals', 'anti-fascists', etc. are those who use
the most fascist-like methods to deprive people of their freedom of
expression just because they don't like what they hear.
>Keep putting your stuff here mate. I want to laugh every now and then.
>And if I can't laugh at the jokes i can laugh at the flaming you get
>from those who want to silence you or even those who want to make you
>feel guilty for something that happened 50 or more years ago.
>
>Good luck
Thanks. I'll try and keep it in mind.
Cmdr. What
Frithiof Jensen <f...@jet.uk> wrote...
>
>Administrator wrote:
>>
>> Great reply, could not have done it better myself. I agree that it is
>> a complete shame that some people are unable to see what humour
>> actually is.
>>
>
>I did not think it was particularily funny but rather a long boring list
>of crass and old racist statements.
It wasn't 'statements' - it was humour.
>If only this stuff was posted appropriately in alt.tasteless... I would
>not be offended either, but here (eunet.jokes) I think it is out of
>order.
Perhaps you should form another newsgroup called
eunet.jokes.politically-correct
Cmdr. What
"Adam Hamilton" <A.Ham...@ed.ac.uk> wrote...
>
>vermeer <a...@bigfoot.com> wrote in article
><33CFBD...@bigfoot.com>...
>> why do you bother with the guy?
>> like this you are giving him power..
>
> that's right. His sole contribution is to piss you off.
>Ignore him and he is powerless.
Since his sole contribution was not "to piss you off", but an attempt to
share a few jokes he had found recently, he's afraid you're mistaken.
Taylor Family
Steve Nesbitt wrote:
>
> On Tue, 22 Jul 1997 11:10:55 -0500, Taylor Family
> <joedi...@egyptian.net> wrote:
>
anything we want!
I know we have a corrupt government. I'm sure Australia dies as well.
But. we do not have such a STUPID thing such as a villification law.
So, don't tell me I'd better be careful because of some shitty
Australian law.
I say, 'Come and get me, Shit Head!"
Yes, we have our troubles with Blacks. And you Arsies have problems with
your Aborigines, or whatever the hell you call your black people down
there!
Yes, I know you took away their land, just as American settlers took
land away from the Indians.
Ha Ha.
Australia is not so innocent after all!!!
Criminals settled the land. And they still stole land from the Native
Australians!!!
And you talk about Americans!
Go to Hell, Arsie! ooops Aussie.
Steve Nesbitt
On Wed, 23 Jul 1997 00:17:37 -0500, Taylor Family
<joedi...@egyptian.net> wrote:
>Steve Nesbitt wrote:
>>
>> On Tue, 22 Jul 1997 11:10:55 -0500, Taylor Family
>> <joedi...@egyptian.net> wrote:
>>
>What I am saying is that here in the United States have the right to say
>anything we want!
As we do here - this is as close to a democrocy as you guys are too.
My point is that the so-called vilification laws are meaningless. How
can anyone expect to police what ppl say about others, especially
given the vastness of the Internet nowadays ... you simply can't - and
I AGREE with you that no-one should be every able to.
>I know we have a corrupt government. I'm sure Australia dies as well.
>But. we do not have such a STUPID thing such as a villification law.
>So, don't tell me I'd better be careful because of some shitty
>Australian law.
>I say, 'Come and get me, Shit Head!"
I never told ya to be careful, so you'd better direct your comments to
the appropriate close-minded individual(s).
>Yes, we have our troubles with Blacks. And you Arsies have problems with
>your Aborigines, or whatever the hell you call your black people down
>there!
>Yes, I know you took away their land, just as American settlers took
>land away from the Indians.
>Ha Ha.
>Australia is not so innocent after all!!!
Hello ! Did I say we aren't innocent when it comes to race relations
??? Admittedly, our government's handling of Aboriginal affairs
leaves a lot to be desired - they recently admitted to kidnapping
Aboriginal children from their parents in the 1940's or 50's.
Then, there is the cuffuffle surrounding the Pauline Hanson affair -
which I will refuse to enter a debate about - except to say she is
appealing to insecure and close-minded Australians on the issue of
Aboriginal and Asian affairs.
>
>Criminals settled the land. And they still stole land from the Native
>Australians!!!
>
Umm..small history lesson here. Yes, Australia was a convict colony
at first, but England sent lots of 'law-abiding' families out here as
well. Not to mention the millions who have ventured here over the
past two centuries from all over the globe. For example, my family
are originally Scottish (way back).
And anyway, even though Australia and America were both invaded, I'm
sure you'll agree that us, today, are not guilty in any way for what
happened back then.
>And you talk about Americans!
>
Anyway, with all that bullshit out of the way, it's probably about
time to get back to the original issue that sparked all this. And
here is the frightening thing - it appears we agree on the issue of
free speech and the uselessness of so-called vilification laws.
>Go to Hell, Arsie! ooops Aussie.
Well, on that note I have no alternative than to give you a heart-felt
pants-down salute. I swear, that chip appears to be getting bigger...
Take it easy, man.
Colin Lawton
Taylor Family <joedi...@egyptian.net> writes:
>Steve Nesbitt wrote:
>>
>> On Tue, 22 Jul 1997 11:10:55 -0500, Taylor Family
>> <joedi...@egyptian.net> wrote:
>>
>What I am saying is that here in the United States have the right to say
>anything we want!
>I know we have a corrupt government. I'm sure Australia dies as well.
>But. we do not have such a STUPID thing such as a villification law.
>So, don't tell me I'd better be careful because of some shitty
>Australian law.
>I say, 'Come and get me, Shit Head!"
>Yes, we have our troubles with Blacks. And you Arsies have problems with
>your Aborigines, or whatever the hell you call your black people down
>there!
>Yes, I know you took away their land, just as American settlers took
>land away from the Indians.
>Ha Ha.
>Australia is not so innocent after all!!!
>Criminals settled the land. And they still stole land from the Native
>Australians!!!
>And you talk about Americans!
>Go to Hell, Arsie! ooops Aussie.
Many of the "criminals" who were sent to America were Irish and Scottish
rebels, tried, and found guilty, for treason against the British Empire.
In my opinion that's a pretty sound basis for a population, and is very similar
to the origins of many American settlers.
DeAtH tO jEwS
Taylor Family wrote:
>
> Steve Nesbitt wrote:
> >
> > On Tue, 22 Jul 1997 11:10:55 -0500, Taylor Family
> > <joedi...@egyptian.net> wrote:
> >
> What I am saying is that here in the United States have the right to say
> anything we want!
> I know we have a corrupt government. I'm sure Australia dies as well.
> But. we do not have such a STUPID thing such as a villification law.
> So, don't tell me I'd better be careful because of some shitty
> Australian law.
> I say, 'Come and get me, Shit Head!"
> Yes, we have our troubles with Blacks. And you Arsies have problems with
> your Aborigines, or whatever the hell you call your black people down
> there!
> Yes, I know you took away their land, just as American settlers took
> land away from the Indians.
> Ha Ha.
> Australia is not so innocent after all!!!
>
> Criminals settled the land. And they still stole land from the Native
> Australians!!!
>
> And you talk about Americans!
>
> Go to Hell, Arsie! ooops Aussie.
You also forgot the jews took away Palestine from the Palestinians in
1948.
Kadaitcha
Taylor Family wrote:
>
> Donald E Clark wrote:
> >
> > Chris Beck wrote:
> > >
> > >
> > > > Scarlet M (kana...@hotmail.com) wrote:
> > > > >We all have Freedom of Speech. Even racists!
> > > > >You cannot stop people from posting on any group.
> > > >
> > > > You posted to aus.jokes, and Australia has vilification laws.
> > > >
> > > > Cheers
> > > > David
> > >
> > > So censor the packets as they cross your border.
> > > Watcher
> > >
> > > --
> > > <insert amusing ASCII art here> <insert wry comment on whose opinions
> > > these are here>
> > > <insert funny, thought-provoking quotation here> <insert nip & hifty
> > > alias here>
> > >
> > > please remove ".nospam" from Reply-To address if necessary
> >
> > really upset some people.
> >
> > I did see some of the jokes - some I thought were funny and some I
> > thought were not funny - but they were all witty in one way or another.
> >
> > However in Australia we have anti vilification laws.
> >
> > This means that as an Anglo Australian I can't write the hit play "Wogs
> > out of Work" because I would be classified racist. So people of an
> > "ethnic perusasion" (I call some of them Anglo challenged) are allowed
> > to write what I am not allowed to write.
> >
> > And our politically correct mind police will make sure that I and others
> > will not be able to say the things we may want to say - whether it is
> > racist or not.
> >
> > And if I can't laugh at the jokes i can laugh at the flaming you get
> > from those who want to silence you or even those who want to make you
> > feel guilty for something that happened 50 or more years ago.
> >
> > Good luck
>
> How does your stupid villification laws.
> affect us Americans in the United States?
In no way do they affect you and if had actually been able to read my
post you would have seen that I was stating that I am against them.
Mind you they are an offshoot of some people being politically correct
and we all know where that particular piece of stupidity came from.
Do they teach the proper usage of English and comprehension in that
little part of the UZ where you come from. If so, then sign up for a
refresher course.
>
> Huh?
> I am so glad that I do not live in Australia,
> where I would have laws to prevent me from speaking my mind.
> Racism IS a form of freedom of speech!!!!
>
I also am so glad you do not live in Australia you seem to have trouble
defining nouns. Racism is not a form of freedom of speech. It is an
indication of ignorance when it is said in order to villify a particular
group of people. While I do not agree with the laws I do agree with the
"tone" of the laws.
> Besides, EVERYBODY is a racist!
>
You are finally so right. I am also a little racist in some of my
thoughts. For instance I do not like SOME Americans - especially
bigoted, foul-mouthed, arrogant, ignorant, belligerent ones.
> I mean,
> If you see a crime, and report it,
> Don't the police ask you to identify the suspect?
> And if he had dark skin,
> Wouldn't you describe that person in that manner?
> "Well, officer, It was a person!"
> (Remember, you cannot be sexist either!)
> So now, you may not describe the sex of the suspect.
> Uh, well, he had a large nose.
> (Ooops, now we are getting personal. Big nosed people cannot be
> discriminated against)
> "Uh..Well since I cannot tell you the skin color, the sex, or give you a
> description of the suspect, I guess you have to search every single
> person in the world!."
>
I am not a colourist, sexist, big-noseist, nor descriptist, but I would
describe the person by skin colour, gender, outstanding physical
features, and every other thing I could to accurately give a true
description. None of those things are against the law here. It just
goes to show how VERY LITTLE you know about these laws except the two
words "racial villification"
> Uh-Oh.....
> We cannot discriminate between Earthlings and Space Aliens.
> Officer, I am sorry..I cannot help you anymore, as I might get arrested
> for violating our villlification laws!!!!
>
I am not an earthlingist nor a space alienist but I would describe the
person by any of those features if they were present. By the way we do
not get arrested for violating villification laws - once again your
ignorance is showing.
> Best advice?
> DO NOT GET INVOLVED AND LET THE CRIMINAL DO HIS THING.
>
I am sure you, as a "decent-living, mom and apple pie citizen would get
involved. I probably would too but for other reasons.
> OOOPS. i USED THE WORD "CRIMINAL". I COULD FACE A DISCRIMINATION
> LAWSUIT.
>
Yes you did use the word "criminal", and what's more you spelt it
correctly - you are becoming better.
> Take your shitty villification laws and stuff them up your ass, you
> stupid Arsies!!!
>
Is shoving things up peoples arses (NOTE THE CORRECT SPELLING; AN ASS IS
A TYPE OF DONKEY-THING) a little fantasy of yours. do you like the
thought of shit and arses? KINKY!!!!
> Shit on you.
There seems to be a pattern developing here I think. The only
difference between us would be that if I was shit on I would wipe it
off. I believe that if you were shit on you MAY eat it, you DEFINATELY
WOULD GET TURNED ON BY IT.
Have a nice day (as some of you YANKERS say) and may an emu kick your
dunny down.
Bye fartsucker be kind to yourself - nobody else will
Dieter Bruegmann
cla...@maths.tcd.ie (Colin Lawton) wrote on 23 Jul 1997 18:19:43 +0100 =
in
de.talk.jokes:
>Taylor Family <joedi...@egyptian.net> writes:
>
>>Steve Nesbitt wrote:
>>>=20
>>> On Tue, 22 Jul 1997 11:10:55 -0500, Taylor Family
>>> <joedi...@egyptian.net> wrote:
>>>=20
>>What I am saying is that here in the United States have the right to =
say
>>anything we want!
I wish to draw your attention to the attached Usenet posting.
It's totally irrelevant to the group it was posted to. Such vandalism
just makes the whole system less useful to everybody.
Please get it stopped
Thanks
=20
jack
>
>Perhaps you should form another newsgroup called
>eunet.jokes.politically-correct
Sounds like a good idea to me - should beat "Lightbulbs" dead.
Possible snag!
What is the "Smiley" symbol for a Po Face?
--
jack
kevin
Dieter Bruegmann writed rele gud:
> Such vandalism just makes the whole system less useful to everybody.
>
Vandalism?
vandalism \Van"dal*ism\- n. 1. willful destruction of property
So, what destruction of property did that dreaded crossposting cause?
Burn up hard drive? Fry a monitor? Yeah, we had some dork name George
a while back who was going to sue crossposters for "Van"dal*ism". Guess
he didn't know the meaning of the word either.
Or was this a real subtle joke and I missed it?
OBJ (Which you failed to post)
Why do rednecks think the National Socialist Health Kare Plan is such a
good idea?
It may raise taxes to 67%, but that's a whole lot of health care for
$234!
bill...@home.com
Taylor Family wrote:
>
> Steve Nesbitt wrote:
> >
> anything we want!
> I know we have a corrupt government. I'm sure Australia dies as well.
> But. we do not have such a STUPID thing such as a villification law.
> So, don't tell me I'd better be careful because of some shitty
> Australian law.
> I say, 'Come and get me, Shit Head!"
> Yes, we have our troubles with Blacks. And you Arsies have problems with
> your Aborigines, or whatever the hell you call your black people down
> there!
> Yes, I know you took away their land, just as American settlers took
> land away from the Indians.
> Ha Ha.
> Australia is not so innocent after all!!!
>
> Criminals settled the land. And they still stole land from the Native
> Australians!!!
>
> And you talk about Americans!
>
> Go to Hell, Arsie! ooops Aussie.
You know you're a redneck (or a West Virginia Taylor) if you keep
sending unhumorous stuff to rec.humor.
Dieter Bruegmann
I wish to draw your attention to the attached Usenet posting.
It's totally irrelevant to the group it was posted to. Such vandalism
just makes the whole system less useful to everybody.
Please get it stopped
Thanks
=20
--- Copy of offending material follows ---
Anthony H <n214...@droid.fit.qut.edu.au> wrote on Thu, 24 Jul 1997
11:34:30 +1000 in de.talk.jokes:
>
>On Wed, 23 Jul 1997, Taylor Family wrote:
>
>> Steve Nesbitt wrote:
>> >=20
>> > On Tue, 22 Jul 1997 11:10:55 -0500, Taylor Family
>> > <joedi...@egyptian.net> wrote:
>> >=20
>> What I am saying is that here in the United States have the right to =
say
>> anything we want!
>
><<<mindless crap deleted here>>>
>
>> Go to Hell, Arsie! ooops Aussie.
>>=20
>>=20
>
>"arsie" ?? you thought that up all by yourself? you know, we can =
americans
>yanks for a reason.....=20
>
>
> /~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/~~\
> | |____|
> | "Its better to burn out than to fade |
> | away" - Kurt Cobain (1967 - 1994) |
> | |
> | Anthony H. |
> | <n214...@droid.fit.qut.edu.au> |
> | |
> /~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/ |
> \_________________________________________\__/
>
>
>
Dieter Bruegmann
I wish to draw your attention to the attached Usenet posting.
It's totally irrelevant to the group it was posted to. Such vandalism
just makes the whole system less useful to everybody.
Please get it stopped
Thanks
=20
--- Copy of offending material follows ---
DeAtH tO jEwS <Gu...@wHo.Who.wHo> wrote on Wed, 23 Jul 1997 14:46:14 =
-0400
in de.talk.jokes:
>Taylor Family wrote:
>>=20
>> Steve Nesbitt wrote:
>> >
>> > On Tue, 22 Jul 1997 11:10:55 -0500, Taylor Family
>> > <joedi...@egyptian.net> wrote:
>> >
>> What I am saying is that here in the United States have the right to =
say
>> anything we want!
>> I know we have a corrupt government. I'm sure Australia dies as well.
>> But. we do not have such a STUPID thing such as a villification law.
>> So, don't tell me I'd better be careful because of some shitty
>> Australian law.
>> I say, 'Come and get me, Shit Head!"
>> Yes, we have our troubles with Blacks. And you Arsies have problems =
with
>> your Aborigines, or whatever the hell you call your black people down
>> there!
>> Yes, I know you took away their land, just as American settlers took
>> land away from the Indians.
>> Ha Ha.
>> Australia is not so innocent after all!!!
>>=20
>> Criminals settled the land. And they still stole land from the Native
>> Australians!!!
>>=20
>> And you talk about Americans!
>>=20
>> Go to Hell, Arsie! ooops Aussie.
>
>
Jean du Plessis
I think this discussion can now move to the political newsgroups...
It's not funny any more. just boring !
DeAtH tO jEwS <Gu...@wHo.Who.wHo> wrote in article
<33D651...@wHo.Who.wHo>...
> Taylor Family wrote:
> >
> > Steve Nesbitt wrote:
> > >
> > > On Tue, 22 Jul 1997 11:10:55 -0500, Taylor Family
> > > <joedi...@egyptian.net> wrote:
> > >
> > What I am saying is that here in the United States have the right to
say
> > anything we want!
> > I know we have a corrupt government. I'm sure Australia dies as well.
> > But. we do not have such a STUPID thing such as a villification law.
> > So, don't tell me I'd better be careful because of some shitty
> > Australian law.
> > I say, 'Come and get me, Shit Head!"
> > Yes, we have our troubles with Blacks. And you Arsies have problems
with
> > your Aborigines, or whatever the hell you call your black people down
> > there!
> > Yes, I know you took away their land, just as American settlers took
> > land away from the Indians.
> > Ha Ha.
> > Australia is not so innocent after all!!!
> >
> > Criminals settled the land. And they still stole land from the Native
> > Australians!!!
> >
> > And you talk about Americans!
> >
Allen Kichiji Kabayama
Date: Fri, 18 Jul 97 09:22:00 -0500
To: Allen Kichiji Kabayama
Subject: Re: A few jokes...
>From: (Allen Kichiji Kabayama)
>Mr. Siegel,
>You wrote:
>> Allen Kichiji Kabayama wrote:
>> > The solution is very simple. Trim your cross-postings. Your jokes
>> > would certainly be welcome in alt.tasteless.jokes,
>> > alt.politics.white-power, alt.politics.nationalism.white, and
>> > alt.skinheads but even you, yourself must question the wisdom of
>> > posting them in a general humour newsgroup like rec.humor, or
>> > alt.humor. It's just common sense.
>> >
>> > So if in future you limit your posts to a.t.j, a.p.w-p, a.p.n.w and a.s
>> > you would not only ensure yourself a receptive audience, but the people
>> > who complained about your post this time would not see it, and would
>> > therefore have nothing to complain about. Thanks.
>> You are mistaken. This stuff isn't appreciated in alt.skinheads
>> either. What made you think that it would be? I would be much happier
>> if this kind of coss-posted crap never found its way to alt.skinheads
>> again.
>I'm sorry if I made a false assumption. The original post contained
>racist and anti-semitic jokes. It was the cross-posting of these jokes
>that I objected to. Of course, nobody, in any newsgroup, appreciated the
>resulting flame war. And considering that many skin-heads object to the
>Punjabi-bashing, and other racist actions of other skin-heads, and have
>been working hard to counteract the stereotype, I should have been more
>careful. (I may be mistaken, but I believe there is a group called
>Skinheads Against Racism.)
>
>So I should not have included alt.skinheads with those other groups.
>However, if the original poster had limited his posts to a.t.j, a.p.w-p,
>and a.p.n.w I think my original advice would stand. If you object to his
>jokes, or object to his cross-posting and blatant flame-trolling, I
>encourage you to complain to him directly. I believe you can find his
>name and e-mail address in the archives, and I will even attempt to track
>them down for you if you like.
>
>Sorry again.
>(May I post this apology in alt.skinheads?)
You may certainly post this appology in alt.skinheads. There is entirely
too much racist crap in there and anything that can be done to reduce the
amount of useless cross-postings is greatly appreciated. There are many
anti-racist skinhead orginizations, but the one whose name you were
searching for is Skinheads Against Racial Prejudice or SHARP.
Ciao,
Floyd
--
---
Allen K. Kabayama E: cu...@freenet.toronto.on.ca
Anthony H
On Wed, 23 Jul 1997, Taylor Family wrote:
> Steve Nesbitt wrote:
> >
> > On Tue, 22 Jul 1997 11:10:55 -0500, Taylor Family
> > <joedi...@egyptian.net> wrote:
> >
> What I am saying is that here in the United States have the right to say
> anything we want!
<<<mindless crap deleted here>>>
> Go to Hell, Arsie! ooops Aussie.
>
>
"arsie" ?? you thought that up all by yourself? you know, we can americans
yanks for a reason.....
DeAtH tO jEwS
Dieter Bruegmann wrote:
It was in alt.politics.white-power so i responded to it. Thank you.
Peter Convy
In article <5qpckk$6...@portal.gmu.edu>,
Jeffrey Deutsch <jdeu...@osf1.gmu.edu> wrote:
>
>ObJokeInAllFairness:
>
>What does a woman menstruating on the beach and American beer have in common?
>
>Bloody close to water!
>--
Where I live we have a nickname for one of the popular beers, and it is
'Love on the beach'
why..
'Fucking near water'
PeterC
Allen Kichiji Kabayama
DeAtH tO jEwS (Gu...@wHo.Who.wHo) wrote:
: Dieter Bruegmann wrote:
: It was in alt.politics.white-power so i responded to it. Thank you.
Yes, but you didn't trim your Followups-To field (see mine, above).
Much shorter isn't it?
vermeer
Cmdr. What wrote:
>
> vermeer <a...@bigfoot.com> wrote...
>
> >
> >clare hargrave wrote:
> >> >>That's a top joke. Maybe you might want to tell that one to my
> >> >>grandmother.............oh I forgot............I never met her because she
> >> >>was gassed and cremated!
> >>
> >><snip>
> >> turd.
> >>
> >> with kindest regards,
> >>
> >> clare
> >
>
>
the problem is this:
if a black or gay guy says a joke about blacks or gays it is okay and is
quite funny..
but if a white or a straight guy says the same joke to an audience of
blacks or gays it will cease to be funny..
vermeer
David Bromage wrote:
>
> Scarlet M (kana...@hotmail.com) wrote:
> >We all have Freedom of Speech. Even racists!
> >You cannot stop people from posting on any group.
>
> You posted to aus.jokes, and Australia has vilification laws.
>
> Cheers
> David
aren't we slightly exaggerating things here?!... some people really need
to relax...
vermeer
vermeer
Taylor Family wrote:
>
> How does your stupid villification laws.
> affect us Americans in the United States?
>
> Huh?
> I am so glad that I do not live in Australia,
from what i see i am also very glad that i do not live in america...
Rob Frazier
In article <869841...@abaron.demon.co.uk>, A_B...@abaron.demon.co.uk (Alexander Baron) writes:
|> In article <33d7837d....@news.wilmington.net>
|> NCJe...@hotmail.com "Jester" writes:
|>
|> > > | "Its better to burn out than to fade |
|> > > | away" - Kurt Cobain (1967 - 1994)
|> >
|> > That's a line from "Pyromania" by Def Leppard, not Kurt Cobain.
|>
|> It's better to burn out,
|> Than it is to rust. - Neil Young!
Also...
It's better to burn out,
Than to fade away.
My, my, hey, hey.
Trevor (Not Trevor)
In article <33D901...@blountsville.net>, Squirrel
<bur...@blountsville.net> artesticulated
>Jester wrote:
>>
>> > | "Its better to burn out than to fade |
>> > | away" - Kurt Cobain (1967 - 1994)
>>
>> That's a line from "Pyromania" by Def Leppard, not Kurt Cobain.
>
>Def Leppard or Cobain anyway...
I beg to differ. I would think Cobain to be pretty cool, as he has been
dead for 3 years.
--
Trevor (not Trevor) *Not the only ungulate on Usenet*
Squirrel
Jester wrote:
>
> > | "Its better to burn out than to fade |
> > | away" - Kurt Cobain (1967 - 1994)
>
> That's a line from "Pyromania" by Def Leppard, not Kurt Cobain.
>
> No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
> ~Eleanor Roosevelt
>
> Prejudice is the reason of fools.
> ~Voltaire
> ____________________________________________________________
I thought it was the Kurgan's line from "Highlander." Much cooler than
Def Leppard or Cobain anyway...
Squirrel
Alexander Baron
> > | "Its better to burn out than to fade |
> > | away" - Kurt Cobain (1967 - 1994)
>
> That's a line from "Pyromania" by Def Leppard, not Kurt Cobain.
It's better to burn out,
Than it is to rust. - Neil Young!
--
"He who does not bellow the truth when he knows the truth makes himself
the accomplice of liars and forgers." - Charles Peguy
Trevor (Not Trevor)
In article <33d7837d....@news.wilmington.net>, Jester
<NCJe...@hotmail.com> artesticulated
>> | "Its better to burn out than to fade |
>> | away" - Kurt Cobain (1967 - 1994)
>
>That's a line from "Pyromania" by Def Leppard, not Kurt Cobain.
I thought it was a quote from a Neil Young song, used in Kurt Cobains
suicide note.
DeAtH tO jEwS
Jester wrote:
>
> > | "Its better to burn out than to fade |
> > | away" - Kurt Cobain (1967 - 1994)
>
> That's a line from "Pyromania" by Def Leppard, not Kurt Cobain.
>
> No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
> ~Eleanor Roosevelt
>
> Prejudice is the reason of fools.
> ~Voltaire
> ____________________________________________________________
You will only find in the Jews an ignorant and barbarous
people, who for a long time have joined the most sordid
avarice to the most detestable superstition and to the most
invincible hatred of all peoples which tolerate and enrich
them. ("Juif," DICTIONNAIRE PHILOSOPHIQUE) VOLTAIRE (Francois
Marie Arouet) 18th century French philosopher, writer.
TS Jones
Alexander Baron wrote:
>
> In article <33d7837d....@news.wilmington.net>
> NCJe...@hotmail.com "Jester" writes:
>
> > > | away" - Kurt Cobain (1967 - 1994)
> >
> > That's a line from "Pyromania" by Def Leppard, not Kurt Cobain.
It was a line from Neil Young's "Rust Never Sleeps" first.
TS Jones
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TS Jones wrote:
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Jester
> | "Its better to burn out than to fade |
> | away" - Kurt Cobain (1967 - 1994)
That's a line from "Pyromania" by Def Leppard, not Kurt Cobain.
Kadaitcha
I would probably still appreciate it and I am a gay Aboriginal.
J. Estrada
fra...@nospam.bnr.ca (Rob Frazier) writes: >
> In article <869841...@abaron.demon.co.uk>, A_B...@abaron.demon.co.uk (Alexander Baron) writes:
> |> > > | away" - Kurt Cobain (1967 - 1994)
> |> >
> |> > That's a line from "Pyromania" by Def Leppard, not Kurt Cobain.
> |>
> |> Than it is to rust. - Neil Young!
>
> It's better to burn out,
> My, my, hey, hey.
jasonp
Dieter Bruegmann wrote:
> I wish to draw your attention to the attached Usenet posting.
>
> It's totally irrelevant to the group it was posted to. Such vandalism
> just makes the whole system less useful to everybody.
>
> Please get it stopped
>
> Thanks
>
> --- Copy of offending material follows ---
>
> DeAtH tO jEwS <Gu...@wHo.Who.wHo> wrote on Wed, 23 Jul 1997 14:46:14
> -0400
> in de.talk.jokes:
>
> >Taylor Family wrote:
> >>
> >> Steve Nesbitt wrote:
> >> >
> >> > On Tue, 22 Jul 1997 11:10:55 -0500, Taylor Family
> >> > <joedi...@egyptian.net> wrote:
> >> >
> >> What I am saying is that here in the United States have the right
> to say
> >> anything we want!
> >> I know we have a corrupt government. I'm sure Australia dies as
> well.
> >> But. we do not have such a STUPID thing such as a villification
> law.
> >> So, don't tell me I'd better be careful because of some shitty
> >> Australian law.
> >> I say, 'Come and get me, Shit Head!"
> >> Yes, we have our troubles with Blacks. And you Arsies have problems
> with
> >> your Aborigines, or whatever the hell you call your black people
> down
> >> there!
> >> Yes, I know you took away their land, just as American settlers
> took
> >> land away from the Indians.
> >> Ha Ha.
> >> Australia is not so innocent after all!!!
> >>
> >> Criminals settled the land. And they still stole land from the
> Native
> >> Australians!!!
> >>
> >> And you talk about Americans!
> >>
> >> Go to Hell, Arsie! ooops Aussie.
> >
> >
> >You also forgot the jews took away Palestine from the Palestinians in
>
> >1948.
The romans took it from the Jews in 166 c.e.
Fukt
In article <33D92AAF...@adnc.com>, TS Jones <tsj...@adnc.com> wrote:
>Alexander Baron wrote:
>>
>> In article <33d7837d....@news.wilmington.net>
>> NCJe...@hotmail.com "Jester" writes:
>>
>> > > | "Its better to burn out than to fade |
>> > > | away" - Kurt Cobain (1967 - 1994)
>> >
>> > That's a line from "Pyromania" by Def Leppard, not Kurt Cobain.
>
No, it was a line from Star Wars. I thought everyone knew that.
Dieter Bruegmann
TS Jones <tsj...@adnc.com> schrieb am Fri, 25 Jul 1997 15:37:35 -0700
etwas zum Thema "Re: A few jokes...".
So leset hier nun meine Antwort:
>> > > | "Its better to burn out than to fade |
>> > > | away" - Kurt Cobain (1967 - 1994)
>> > That's a line from "Pyromania" by Def Leppard, not Kurt Cobain.
>It was a line from Neil Young's "Rust Never Sleeps" first.
Und wie jedermann weiss: Matthias Rust never sleeps.
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"Trevor (Not Trevor)" <goa...@prioryv.demon.co.uk> schrieb am Fri, 25 =
Jul
1997 19:52:50 +0100 etwas zum Thema "Re: A few jokes...".
So leset hier nun meine Antwort:
>In article <33D901...@blountsville.net>, Squirrel
><bur...@blountsville.net> artesticulated
>>Jester wrote:
>>>=20
>>> > | "Its better to burn out than to fade |
>>> > | away" - Kurt Cobain (1967 - 1994)
>>>=20
>>> That's a line from "Pyromania" by Def Leppard, not Kurt Cobain.
>>
>>I thought it was the Kurgan's line from "Highlander." Much cooler than
>>Def Leppard or Cobain anyway...
>
>I beg to differ. I would think Cobain to be pretty cool, as he has been
>dead for 3 years.
>-- =20
>Trevor (not Trevor) *Not the only ungulate on Usenet*=
=20
Anl=E4=DFlich seines 95.Geburtstags wird ein greiser Herr im Altersheim
f=FCr einen Bericht in der Lokalzeitung interviewt:
Reporter: Wie f=FChlen Sie sich in Ihrem Alter und in dieser Umgebung ?
Greis: Danke, sehr gut.
Reporter: Wie sieht denn hier Ihr Tagesablauf aus ?
Greis: Morgens - erstmal Pissen!
Reporter: Und ? Keine Probleme ?
Greis: Ach wo! Harter Strahl, kein Brennen, gesunde Farbe!
Reporter: Und dann ?
Greis: Stuhlgang!
Reporter: Irgendwelche Beschwerden ?
Greis: Keine Spur - ausreichender Druck, kein Blut, ganz normale
Darmentleerung.
Reporter: Wie geht es weiter ?
Greis: Nun ja, dann stehe ich auf !
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DeAtH tO jEwS <Gu...@wHo.Who.wHo> schrieb am Fri, 25 Jul 1997 17:00:32
-0400 etwas zum Thema "Re: A few jokes...".
So leset hier nun meine Antwort:
>Jester wrote:
>>=20
>> > | "Its better to burn out than to fade |
>> > | away" - Kurt Cobain (1967 - 1994)
>>=20
>> That's a line from "Pyromania" by Def Leppard, not Kurt Cobain.
>> ___________________________________________________________
>>=20
>> No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
>> ~Eleanor Roosevelt
>>=20
>> Prejudice is the reason of fools.
>> ~Voltaire
>> ____________________________________________________________
>
> You will only find in the Jews an ignorant and barbarous=20
> people, who for a long time have joined the most sordid=20
> avarice to the most detestable superstition and to the most=20
> invincible hatred of all peoples which tolerate and enrich=20
> them. ("Juif," DICTIONNAIRE PHILOSOPHIQUE) VOLTAIRE (Francois
> Marie Arouet) 18th century French philosopher, writer.
Die zehn wichtigsten Aenderungen wenn Gott eine Frau waere
10. Jesus waere ans Kreuz genaeht worden.
9. Man muesste beim Beten ganz genau aufpassen, was man sagt,
damit es morgen nicht die ganze Nachbarschaft weiss.
8. Das Blut Christi waere Ersatzfluessigkeit.
7. Das letzte Abendmahl waere eine Tupperware-Party gewesen.
6. Die Zehn Gebote waeren in eine Rueschendecke gestickt worden,
ausserdem waeren es nicht zehn Gebote, sondern mindestens 526.
5. Das fuenfte Gebot:"Du sollst nicht schnarchen !".
4. Der Mann waere so erschaffen, dass er laenger als eine Minute
Sex machen kann.
3. Aus dem langweiligen "Gruess Gott !" wuerde "Du, und gruess auch
die Goettin gaaanz, gaaanz lieb von mir und richte Ihr aus, dass
Ihr die neue Frisur ganz toll steht."
2. Es gaebe keine Kriege, keinen Hunger aber auch keine Sportschau.
1. Der "Koelner Dom" hiesse "Koelner Domina".
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Dieter Bruegmann
J. Estrada <jest...@caverns.com> schrieb am 26 Jul 1997 12:19:22 GMT =
etwas
zum Thema "Re: A few jokes...".
So leset hier nun meine Antwort:
>fra...@nospam.bnr.ca (Rob Frazier) writes: >=20
>> In article <869841...@abaron.demon.co.uk>, =
A_B...@abaron.demon.co.uk (Alexander Baron) writes:
>> |> In article <33d7837d....@news.wilmington.net>
>> |> NCJe...@hotmail.com "Jester" writes:
>> |>=20
>> |> > > | "Its better to burn out than to fade |
>> |> > > | away" - Kurt Cobain (1967 - 1994)=20
>> |> >=20
>> |> > That's a line from "Pyromania" by Def Leppard, not Kurt Cobain.
>> |>=20
>> |> It's better to burn out,
>> |> Than it is to rust. - Neil Young!
>>=20
>> Also...
>> It's better to burn out,
>> Than to fade away.
>> My, my, hey, hey.
>But it's better to have lived and burned than to have burned and =
lived!!!
Es begab sich in einer Kneipe, unweit eines Rockerclubs.
Die Kneipe hatte eine dieser typischen sch=F6nen Schwingt=FCren, niemand
ahnte etwas, als pl=F6tzlich die Schwingt=FCre mit Wucht nach innen flog =
und
der Oberrocker pers=F6nlich mit seiner Harley vor die Theke donnerte und =
kurz
vor den Barhockern zum stehen kam.
Der Wirt recht verwirrt: "S....s....sag mal, wer gibt dir eigentlich das
Recht, hier so reinzuheizen?"
Darauf der Rocker: "Das deutsche REINHEIZGEBOT!"
=20
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Dieter Bruegmann, Berlin-Schoeneberg
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Dieter Bruegmann
att...@mindspring.com (Andy Walton) schrieb am Sat, 26 Jul 1997 03:15:15
-0400 etwas zum Thema "Re: A few jokes...".
So leset hier nun meine Antwort:
>In article <33D8F9...@bigfoot.com>, a...@bigfoot.com wrote:
>
> :the problem is this:
> :
> :if a black or gay guy says a joke about blacks or gays it is okay and=
is
> :quite funny..
> :but if a white or a straight guy says the same joke to an audience of
> :blacks or gays it will cease to be funny..
>
>It is one thing if I joke about myself. It is quite another if I make
>malicious jokes about you. Is that really so difficult to understand?
>
>Any kind of joke requires care. Tailor jokes to the audience. I've joked
>about gays with gays, and about blacks with blacks, and never had the =
shit
>kicked out of me because of it. There's always a fine line between funny
>and offensive; where that line is drawn depends largely on the audience.
>
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Im Februar der Bauer das R=F6=DFlein einspannt,
Doch das will nicht laufen, es f=FChlt sich so krank.
Im Huf dieses Rei=DFen, im Hals dieser Schmerz;
"na gut", sagt der Bauer, "wir warten bis M=E4rz."
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Mad Hatter
TS Jones wrote:
>
> Alexander Baron wrote:
> >
> > NCJe...@hotmail.com "Jester" writes:
> >
> > > > | "Its better to burn out than to fade |
> > > > | away" - Kurt Cobain (1967 - 1994)
> > >
>
Didn't that line come from the Highlander?
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