It's 2012 and it's the Olympics in London

[hoboks]

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get in, but they
haven't got tickets.

The Scotsman looks around, picks up a manhole cover, tucks it under his
arm and walks to the gate.
"McTavish, Scotland " he says, "Discus" and in he walks.

The Englishman looks around, picks up a length of scaffolding pipe and
slings it over his shoulder.

"Waddington-Smythe, England " he says, "Pole vault" and in he walks.

The Irishman looks around and picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks
it under his arm.

"O'Malley, Ireland ," he says, "Fencing".