I do have a couple of questions. If you are thought of so highly by your niece
to be entrusted to watch the baby 5 days a week, why then where you just
notified and going to the hospital so many hours after his birth. He was born
at almost midnight on the 3rd and you were just going to the hospital at 5
something in the evening on the 4th? Many hospitals have online baby
announcements, especially the hospitals in Ohio, as I work at one; Will we be
seeing his announcement? I could look it up if you'd like. If this board pales
in comparison and means nothing than why did you feel the need to share such
personal, joyful information with us all and claim to be rushing off to the
hospital with your Yippeeeee's but continued to stay online for an additional
20 mins? And finally, and most importantly, how will you ever get the lime
through the nipple on your new baby's bottle of Corona?
Congrats, though.
MBF
Congrats, though.
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<<<<eyeroll>>>>
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SPOT
>>Shut the fark up @sshule
Did I touch a nerve? I'm sure AOL will be more than pleased to edit this for
you. :)
MBF
><<<<eyeroll>>>>
I'm sorry, did that leave you speechless?
MBF
>>As a matter of fact, you did. I don't care, TOS me. That will make it
>three
>in a lifetime. It was well worth it. Don't email me again. I can read your
>stupid crap on the board if I want to.
>>
Don't get your panties in a bunch, my dear and please don't take my courtesy
copy of the post as a form of personal attention it was out of habit. I'm sure
reading my stupid crap makes you feel comfortable, more at home, since all you
do is post stupid crap wherever you go. ;)
MBF
>Hello Maeberry---I thought it was hilarious!! You do realize that they will
>say
>this is me don't you? I hate to take credit for other people's work. LOLOL
They are so stupid, they wouldn't figure me out if I told them who I was.
lolololol
MBF
>
>
>Don't get your panties in a bunch, my dear and please don't take my courtesy
>copy of the post as a form of personal attention it was out of habit. I'm
>sure
>reading my stupid crap makes you feel comfortable, more at home, since all
>you
>do is post stupid crap wherever you go. ;)
>
>MBF
>
This is true...LOL Pitifully trying to fit in. I think they stuck the word
Puppet on the wrong group. HAHAHAHAHA
>
>Who care's who you are? I know I don't. Next time you post, be more aware
>of
>your habit of CC'ing people in email. Some of us don't appreciate it.
>And I am sure Teri Rose Puppet Olsen will start following you around like a
>puppy. She loves stupid people as they are easier for her to manipulate.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>
>
>
You mean someone got a CC and I didn't? Wahhhhhh---let's not talk about stupid
people huh?? LOL
>And I am sure Teri Rose Puppet Olsen<<Jacka
It's Olson...you spelled it the same way when you posted his personal
information. DUH. Not very bright huh Karen?
>Who care's who you are? I know I don't. Next time you post, be more aware
>of
>your habit of CC'ing people in email. Some of us don't appreciate it.
>And I am sure Teri Rose Puppet Olsen will start following you around like a
>puppy. She loves stupid people as they are easier for her to manipulate.
>>
>>
It's who cares, not who care's, so maybe you need to check yourself before
talking of someoness stupidity. You are about the least intelligent poster I've
ever witnessed in my internet experience. That says a lot, been online for many
years. As far as anyone following me around because of stupidity, you'd be the
first choice for that, you are proof of how stupid people get manipulated.
Oh and what's going to happen if I cc you again? Scare tactics, ooooh, too
scary! I cc out of respect.
MBF
Your name is Teri Olson. Maiden name, Rose. You were recently married to Jim.
John dumped you. You are 42 years old. You are a on and off flight attendant.
You wanted to work for ValPak, but I guess that was over your head. Your
husband works at the DMV. You have a stepson who is 6. You live in
California. You have naked birds. I have seen your picture. You have black
hair and a large nose (probably from lying)
Your friends are mostly weak minded people. You change screen names more than
you change your underwear.
What Teri knows about Jakaca:
Her name is Karen and she has 2 alias screen names.
You tell me who the stupid one is.
>
>
>
>
That doesn't say much about Jimmy <giggle> or her other cyber boyfriends. What
were their names again? And how many of them were "live-ins?"
>
>
>
>
>
>That doesn't say much about Jimmy <giggle> or her other cyber boyfriends.
>What
>were their names again? And how many of them were "live-ins?"
>
Oh gosh. I must have had about 500 cyber boyfriends...didn't Lucky tell you??
No live-ins to speak of unless you consider renting a room to an old boyfriend
one...you know the one that dumped me?
Jimmy <giggle> is not exactly stupid...but it's your story Poopet! :)
>
>>Well I don't think much of Jimmy. He has to be one hell of a pitiful man.
And trust me....Jimmy is very worried about it too. He just sits right here
like old Bob and howls at the board. LMAO
Still is, and will always be, OlsonRose.
Let me just tell you one thing...if Jimmy <giggle> works for the DMV, he is
more than likely brain dead.
>>Oh. So you sent me a CC out of respect? I appreciate that, seeing that I am
>the least intelligent poster in your experience on the internet. AHAHAHA
>Coward.
Coward? You chose to email me and say "Fark You" and that makes me a coward? I
knew I was right, you are stupid. lolololol
MBF
>>Well I don't think much of Jimmy. He has to be one hell of a pitiful man.
From what I've been hearing, your family is not so great either. Hmmm, now I
wonder what I've heard? Maybe it's that your hubby has a problem keeping his
zipper up. Poor, pitiful you. Waaaaaaaaaaaah.
MBF
LMAOOOO---
>Yeah I was stupid because everything you just wrote was second hand
>information
>from your bud. A few untruths in there too, but that's ok...given your
>source
>I am used to it. :))))
That is what happens when a stupid person gets manipulated. lol Poor Karen,
will she ever see her stupid ways?
MBF
>Did you mean rhetorical question, sham LuckyPuppet? ROFL!
As a matter of fact I did, I'm surprised you picked up on that so quickly. Then
again, you aren't a stupid poster, just your friend Karen. Bet she didn't even
know what rhetoric or rhetorical means. lololol
MBF
State of California? Well then, not only is he likely to be brain dead, but
lazy too! Everyone knows the term "CA State Worker" is an oxymoron.
>Everyone knows the term "CA State Worker" is an oxymoron.
>
...and the term "luckypoopet" just means plain old moron.
MBF
Oh GODDDDDDDDDD...it's not the "from what I've been hearing" LuckyPuppet
mantra!!
>Oh GODDDDDDDDDD...it's not the "from what I've been hearing" LuckyPuppet
>mantra!!
Do you realize that you are a luckypuppetpuppet? I'm sure you get that all the
time. You are no different than the puppets you claim to despise, it is just
that you come from "the other side" and that makes it ok. lol I will haunt
you ;)
MBF
And you can take that to the bank because TallTales KNOWS, LIVES and BREATHES
stupid!
As a matter of fact I did, I'm surprised you picked up on that so
quickly.<---Otis
Don't be surprised, I have a brilliant command of the English language.
<snicker> Ok, so maybe not brilliant....more like sorta, kinda good.
>Well have fun Mae.... I need to log off and go meet my lazy state working
>husband for lunch.
>
You forgot, brain dead. Brain dead and lazy! Have a wonderful lunch!
MBF
I DO know about CA state workers, dearie. Poke, poke, poke.
Do you realize that you are a luckypuppetpuppet? <---Otis
Oh wow...you'll never win the title of Ms Originality with that one.
Could you please tell him to stop wasting the taxpayers money?
><<<<eyeroll>>>>
I'm sorry, did that leave you speechless?
MBF
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Well -- the only thing I saw that gave me an eyeroll was this: If this board
pales
in comparison and means nothing than why did you feel the need to share ...
It's not THAN. Sheesh.
HTH
HAVE FUN ONLINE
>Don't be surprised, I have a brilliant command of the English language.
><snicker> Ok, so maybe not brilliant....more like sorta, kinda good. <gee,
did I spell sorta, kinda right?
I wouldn't use brilliant either, hey we all make mistakes. Now, pass that
snickers over here because I'm hungry. ;) Snickers satisfies, you know?
MBF
<--- Rosebud
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LOL.
HAVE FUN ONLINE
No -- CHER is on screen name patrol. LOL
HAVE FUN ONLINE
HAVE FUN ONLINE
>Oh wow...you'll never win the title of Ms Originality with that one.
>
I was going more for Miss Congeniality, but I'd take Most Photogenic if need
be. Miss Originality, was not my goal as you could tell from my statement that
you must get that all the time. You read beyond the first sentence.
MBF
>Could you please tell him to stop wasting the taxpayers money?
>
If we do that, then we must inform the state of Alabama about their abusive
citizens. It would only be fair.
MBF
I wouldn't use brilliant either, <---Otis
No, from the spelling/grammar errors I've seen you do today, I would imagine
you'd use "brillient."
>It's not THAN
It is where I'm from, we pronounce all the thens as thans. I guess I got stuck
in my dialect for a moment, sorry to have made you so miserable. At least I'm
not stuck in a spelling bee fantasy of sorts, must suck to be you. lol You
should see someone for your OCD.
MBF
HAVE FUN ONLINE
Exactly. I'm not on any kind of patrol, I just name all the shams OlsonRose.
It's much easier that way, and who actually gives a crap if I'm wrong? I still
get at least 5 posts out of her for it! HA!
>No, from the spelling/grammar errors I've seen you do today, I would imagine
>you'd use "brillient."
Wrong, I would have used the word effulgent. Grammar and spelling make no
difference in the realm of IQs. Einstein sucked at spelling.
MBF
Most of the time I do, unless it is one of TallTale's rambling seemingly
forever kind of posts.
If we do that, then we must inform the state of Alabama about their abusive
citizens. It would only be fair.
<---Otis
Deal!
Oh darn...just when I was holding out hope that Otis had some wit potential,
she pulls out the tired old Puppet comeback lines like "sorry to have made you
so miserable" and the ever popular and over used "must suck to be you. lol"
Gazuntite.
Do you realize that you are a luckypuppetpuppet? I'm sure you get that all the
time. You are no different than the puppets you claim to despise, it is just
that you come from "the other side" and that makes it ok.>>>DingleberriesFall
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Poopet's got brains, wit, and even laughs at HERSELF from time to time ---- a
winning formula you may want to consider.
You seem like a pessimist patsy who can't even be joyful about the birth of a
new baby.
About your inferiority complex... Go to the mirror and repeat, "I'm good
enough, I'm strong enough, and gosh darnit, people like me"..
Maybe it'll come true.
Rootin' for your personal growth............
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<snicker> Ok, so maybe not brilliant....more like sorta, kinda good.[Poopet]
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LOL :)
::::::::pointing out the modest humor above.. to my good buddy
IDroWhoUareTilUWalkInMy3Sevens :::::::::::
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SPOT
>Oh darn...just when I was holding out hope that Otis had some wit potential,
>she pulls out the tired old Puppet comeback lines like "sorry to have made
>you
>so miserable" and the ever popular and over used "must suck to be you. lol"
I am quite original. Wouldn't it seem that if many people say the same thing
about someone, that it is probably a true statement? Maybe not, but that's my
point of view on things.
MBF
>From: lucky...@aol.com (Luckypoopet)
>Gazuntite.
<looking around and blushing> Was that me? Thanks.
MBF
Gazuntite.<---Poop
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Tissue?
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>You seem like a pessimist patsy who can't even be joyful about the birth of a
>new baby.
Actually, if there were a real baby, I would be happy regardless of whose baby
it was. I'm sending a congratulations in the mail to Lucky and her family, just
in case I'm wrong. ;)
The rest of your post was very funny. Good sense of humor there! :)
MBF
Spot...this is a classic post! My two favorite lines are "pessimist patsy" and
"Rootin' for your personal growth." Also, I'm thinking maybe we are twins,
seperated at birth because Stuart Smalley is one of my FAVORITE SNL characters.
(He's right up there with Will Farrell and Cheri Otari as the cheerleaders)
HAAA...you just made my day!
>LOL :)
>::::::::pointing out the modest humor above.. to my good buddy
So you are nothing more than a kiss up? lol
MBF
Did I touch a nerve? I'm sure AOL will be more than pleased to edit this for
you. :)
MBF
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You cannot mask vulgarity either. Please see Keyword TOS. :)
HTH
HAVE FUN ONLINE
>No prob, what's your
>number?
Ask your hubby.
MBF
(wondering if my initials are starting to seem familiar to Stupid Karen,
probably not, hence "Stuuuuupid" Karen)
Did you mean rhetorical question, sham LuckyPuppet? ROFL!<---ME
As a matter of fact I did, I'm surprised you picked up on that so
quickly.<---Otis
Don't be surprised, I have a brilliant command of the English language.
<snicker> Ok, so maybe not brilliant....more like sorta, kinda good.
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uh...even that's stretching it, pooper.
>You cannot mask vulgarity either. Please see Keyword TOS. :)
I do not use keyword TOS, I use another, more effective way ;)
MBF
The last time some fuckhead on this board TOSed me, I called and bitched and
said I was going to cancel my account.
So they gave me two months for free, lowered my monthly rate permanently,
sent me a bunch of coupons, and in general kissed my ass.
HAAAAAAAAA I love it!
Margo
>There is ONE person that knows tons about me and guess what? She has
>NEVER shared a word of it. Wonder why that is.
I think you are beginning to figure this all out, huh?
MBF
<watchin'em squirm since 1992>
Don't be surprised, I have a brilliant command of the English language.
><snicker> Ok, so maybe not brilliant....more like sorta, kinda good. <gee,
did I spell sorta, kinda right?<---Me
I wouldn't use brilliant either, <---Otis
No, from the spelling/grammar errors I've seen you do today, I would imagine
you'd use "brillient."
___________________________________
we MAKE errors, we don't DO them.
So are you saying that the Ku Klux Klan is correct? Are you saying that women
never should have been given the right to vote? Are you saying that disabled
people have no place in the workforce? Are you saying that all blondes are
dumb? Are you saying that all Italians use their hands when they talk? Are
you saying that all Polish people are dumb? Are you saying that all Jewish
people are cheap?
....are you getting my drift here, Otis? That post of yours was probably one
of the most ignorant things I've ever seen said.
HTH
HAVE FUN ONLINE
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
You tell me who the stupid one is.<----kakafacewilma
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oh, shut the fork up...not knowing personal details --as relayed by a drunk who
can't remember what she types, reads, from one day to the next--of another's
life is not synonomous with stupidity, jackass.
You're wasting your breath, Karen. I've explained to them many times before
that I have gotten all the material I needed right from this very newsgroup
(AND the ES board AND The Lounge board) They continually blame Lucky for their
own diarrhea of the fingers. (ok...bad analogy, but you get my drift)
Well let me tell you, if what Chours is saying about you on the newsgroup is
true, I think you "doing" an error may be right on the mark! (Pun intended)
Jimmy <giggle> is not exactly stupid...but it's your story Poopet! :)
<---TallTales
Let me just tell you one thing...if Jimmy <giggle> works for the DMV, he is
more than likely brain dead.
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and what do YOU do for a living, pooper? hmmm?
State of California? Well then, not only is he likely to be brain dead, but
>lazy too! Everyone knows the term "CA State Worker" is an oxymoron.<---Me
>
>
Clearly, it's just an ignorant statement made about a person you nothing
about...<----TallTales
I DO know about CA state workers, dearie. Poke, poke, poke.
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yeah.....aaaaand?
>The last time some fuckhead on this board TOSed me, I called and bitched and
>said I was going to cancel my account.
>So they gave me two months for free, lowered my monthly rate permanently,
>sent me a bunch of coupons, and in general kissed my ass.
>
>HAAAAAAAAA I love it!
That happened to me, as well. If you rant enough they will bow down. I continue
my free account today because of the actions of others. ;)
MBF
and what do YOU do for a living, pooper? hmmm?<----Nosey Yo
Now if I started telling you things like that, you'd have to start calling ME
OlsonRose!
You forgot, Karen is stupid. She doesn't get things until you've said them at
least 100 times. Ask her kids ;)
MBF
(watchin'em squirm since 1992)
On the internet it is. You should know that.
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I'll copy and paste it for you again if you didn't get it the first time:
MBF
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Yes, I always kiss up to Dro. You're right on the ball, aren't you?
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>>Trust me, I knew who you were from your very first post.
Do tell. I did not know that you were psychic too.
>That post of yours was probably one
>of the most ignorant things I've ever seen said.
You don't read your own posts?
MBF
(watchin'em squirm since 2002 - this applies to Poopet only)