Hypothetical Outcomes for The Yukkuri Race - Uneasy End

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Hypothetical Outcomes for The Yukkuri Race.

Uneasy End Scenario: “Operation Carneades”

It has been 90 Years since the very first yukkuri ever showed up in
our world, and many things happened on those 9 decades.

Because of the Yukkuris, many of the hidden sanctuaries for the
mythological creatures were found, specially the original home of the
Yukkuris Gensokyo, this lead to humanity once again having to meet
face to face with long forgotten neighbours, yet, things went
surprisingly well, the “Demi-Humans” as they were labelled, tired of
the struggles of the past with the humans, and the very humans not
wanting more conflicts, decided to put aside any past difference and
coexist peacefully in the modern society, demi humans being given the
same rights and law protection than any human, and in exchange, demi-
humans who would eat humans stopped doing so completely, since in the
end, they were able to eat other things aside of human flesh, even
vampires could just acquire blood through blood banks and such,
reducing the chances of further conflicts.
Yet things weren’t as perfect as they sounded, taking aside the few
demi-humans and humans willing to commit crimes against members of
either group, there still was a conflict coming, yet, this conflict
would originate way beyond the skies of planet earth, to be precise on
it’s orbit.

It was already known that long ago humanity had been in conflict with
the inhabitants of the moon, the Lunarians, and after many battles,
humanity decided to ignore the moon and go on expanding in space while
not disturbing the Lunarian’s home, yet this wasn’t enough for the
moon inhabitants, it seems, that Lunarians just didn’t want earth
dwellers to leave earth at all, all because of their “impurities” and
“undeserving” nature as they claimed, leading to sometimes making
potshots to various space projects of the earthlings, things escalated
to the point that, when humanity finally would their first space
Colony in the Lagrange Point 5, the Lunarians committed what would
later be labelled a hideous terrorist attack, that resulted in the
destruction of the colony and the loss of over 1 million lives. Earth
was outraged and decided to once and for all deal with the Lunarians
head on, this time, with the aid of the Demi-humans abilities,
combined by the Humans advanced technology, those factors and their
numbers, aside of the growing dissatisfaction of many local moon
dwellers, both Lunarians and the Servant Species of the Moon Rabbits,
lead to Earth's final victory against them, the liberation of the Moon
Rabbits, and the establishment of a democratic regime in the Lunarian
nation and the establishment of a earth moon colony. This conflict
lead to the nations of the world, including the recently created
Lunarian Republic, to join into a International Federation, that would
replace the United Nations and lead the efforts of all the Earth
Sphere towards the future.

Yet, earth wasn’t in peace yet, even after the end of many past
conflicts, the union of humans and non humans, the improvement in life
standards and such, a new problem raised from the most unexpected
creature of earth.

---


40 Years in the Past

-“Take it Easy Mister!”- 2 voices greeted cheerfully, a Reimu Yukkuri
and a Marisa yukkuri-

-“Oh! Take it Easy, Yukkuris!”- Takumi Tashiro, a young man in his
20’s replied as he was working in his family’s farm.-

-“Marisa heard that mister will soon leave to the city and wanted to
know if mister was angry because of yukkuris”.- the Marisa asked sadly
and with some guilt.-

Tashiro recalled that 1 week ago a clan of scum yukkuris tried to
invade their farm to steal their crops, but after living in this place
for long, the Tashiro Family knew hot to deal with scum yukkuris, well
placed traps, a few rifles and some of the recently created “spicy
pepper automatic sprayers” installed and no worries about scum
yukkuris invading and taking away the fruit of the sweat of your brow.

-“Don’t worry Marisa, I’m not leaving because of yukkuris, your uneasy
fellows are easy to deal with, no pun intended, and besides, there are
the lots like you and your pal Reimu here that take it easy with
humans and don’t bother us.”-

-“Then why is Mister Leaving? Reimu doesn’t understand!”-

-“You remember what I told you about Mister School, right?”-

Both Yukkuris nodded recalling some of Takumi’s stories about how
mister humans lived, Mister School being one of them.

-“Well it’s time for Mister to go to a Bigger Mister School, a Mister
University!”-

-“Misters . . .”- started Marisa with a puzzled look in her face-

-“. . . University”.- finished Reimu as puzzled as her companion.-

-“Yes, on Mister University I can learn many things, like how to make
medicines, how to lots of lots of sweets-sweets, or, what I’m going to
do, study politics and be a politician.-

-“Mister Politics?”- wondered Marisa.-

-“Can Mister Politicians Take it Easy?”- asked Reimu.-

Takumi couldn’t help but repress a laugh considering how many
“Politicians” really couldn’t take it easy at all, but some did, which
lead to him to answer like this.

-“Well, Politicians are like the Bosses, the Elders or Dosus of your
yukkuri clans, but, without being way bigger, or firing dosu sparks.”-
explained Takumi.-“And you are well aware that many times yukkuri
bosses, elders or dosus don’t necessarily take it easy or are easy
ones to begin with.-

-“Why Mister Human wants to be a Mister Politician?”- asked Marisa.-

-“Hmm, it may sound a bit silly but, I think in your usual words, I
want to be a Mister Politician to help people take it easy like an
Easy Dosu Would.- admitted Takumi a bit embarrassed.-

Both Yukkuris Eyes sparkled in admiration and jumped up and down
vigorously.

-“If Mister Human becomes Mister Politician everybody would be able to
take it easy for sure!”- Marisa said without doubt.-

Takumi had to admit he felt a bit inspired by this creatures cheers,
he really would made sure to make this world an easier place for
everybody, good yukkuris included.

---

The Present.

-“Shitty Grandpa Fork Over the Sweet-Sweets and be grateful that the
Great Marisa is making you her Slave!.- an arrogant, smug and clearly
shithead Marisa said.-

-“Mister Human should listen to what the Great Marisa says, she’s very
strong, not even mister human would stand a chance, so don’t take it
easy and give Reimu sweet-sweets.”- added a clearly Deibu Looking
Reimu.-

-“SORRY FOR BEING SO CUTE!”.- both chanted arrogantly.-

60 Years Old Takumi Tashiro sighed recalling the good old times and
stared with anger at the shitheads in front of him, then he proceeds
to do what any good Earth Sphere citizen would do with them.

-“WHAT IS SHITTY GRANDPA DO-YUBBLEE”- the Marisa was stomped making a
squishy noise.-

-“SHITTY HUMAN KILLED DEIBU’S BRAGGABLE HUSBANDO, DON’T TAKE IT EASY
AND DROP DEAD EASY!”.- roared the Deibu while aiming to Body Slam
Takumi.-

-“You First Shit Manjuu.”- Growled Takumi kicking the Reimu hard and
sending it to crash against a wall exploding and leaving the wall with
a coat of Red Bean Paste.-

-“Shitheads. . .Shitheads Everywhere”.- grunted Takumi as he walked
towards the Earth Sphere Federation Council building.-

-“To be precise sir, I think is Scums and Shitheads everywhere, not
much better, but if they were shitheads only, they wouldn’t be able to
still make clans.”- corrected his assistant.-“The abominations would
fight each others much more if they were only shitheads, which would
had made things easier for us, specially for today’s discussion.”-

-“Yeah that’s true.”- agreed Tashiro.-“So much to become a Mister
Politician to make life easier for everybody, uh?”-

-“Mr Tashiro ?”-

-“Ah, Nothing! Forget I said anything.”-

Both entered the building, since today there was a special meting of
the Federation Council. The Topic? Yukkuris.

[MET]

The Situation had changed since Takumi was a young man, and not for
good. Right now, there weren’t any more of the good willed yukkuris in
the world, neither potential good yukkuris that could be guided to
become what people call “niceheads”, the bad ones won, there are no
more good yukkuris because the bad ones killed them all.

Yukkuris had always been a controversial topic, even between demi-
humans, their ambiguous nature, clearly of artificial original and
tendency to choose a self gratifying, self glorifying and self
centered way of taking it easy had always put them in odds with the
other inhabitants of the world, it doesn’t help that yukkuris with
such attitude, are highly environmental unfriendly, between the
lacking quality in their feces and filling and their wanton
overgrazing, it leads to lands becoming barren, bug population being
reduced dramatically, and because of their ability to balloon in
numbers nearly as much as rats, their powerful Dosus and their
aggressive nature, they were able to take away territory from other
animals.

At some point there still were good yukkuris and neutral yukkuris, a
minority between the archetypical racial types, and the majority of
the rare racial types, the rare ones being still a minority of the
general yukkuri species, but between the increasing number of the
“Bad” yukkuris, the reduction of neutral yukkuris willing to remain
neutral or side with the good ones, and the killing of the “uneasy”,
in the archetypical yukkuri words, rare yukkuris, lead to a constant
reduction of the “good” yukkuris population, to the point that at the
end, they would erase any good from their species. Even the rare types
didn’t escape this extermination, proving many of the claims that rare
types had special powers outside of stronger physical capacity, speed
or mental capacities, as false, only Dosus of any species seemed to
truly have any special power, but the numbers of the archetypical
types and their dosus would easily defeat them.

So what was humanity and demi-humanity doing while this happened?
Aside of the conflict with the Lunarians, the people were always
arguing with each others about what to do with the yukkuris, a great
deal of abusers indiscriminately abused any kind of yukkuris, yukkuris
lovers demanding that all yukkuris to be left alone, even the
shitheads, and even to abolish the pet system, claiming that yukkuris
were too “Intelligent”, yeah they said that, to be pets and that they
instead were slaves.

In the end the people of the earth sphere left the yukkuris alone, and
this lead to the Bad ones eradicating all their benign willed peers
from earth, leaving nothing but Scum and Shitheads as the 100% of the
yukkuri population, people like the Japanese representative of the
Council, Takumi Tashiro, mourned this outcome and felt guilt for not
being able to make anything to prevent it.


-“We shall start this Emergency Session!”- the voice of the President
of the Federation, Maximiliano Vega boomed in the precinct.-“As all
the representatives should now, today’s sessions is about the present
situation of the creatures we know as yukkuris and their notorious
negative effect in our world’s ecosystem!.”-

-“Those Pastries has been screwing up with us since long, and now we
see the effects of letting them do whatever they want!”- grunted the
North American representatives.-

-“We shouldn’t had listened those blind and stupid manjuu huggers of
the Yukkuri Right Groups! We left them alone and THIS HAPPENS!”.-
commented the Canadian representatives.- “Even Environmentalists and
Greenpeace itself are starting to think we should do something with
the yukkuris! Even if it means get rid of them!”.-

-“Had any seen the results that analysis on them did when researchers
were investigating the environmental degradation left behind by those
talking buns?”- the Indian representative showed a few papers with
data on them.-“Their Shit and their Filling aren’t good enough to give
back nutrients to the soil, they eat more than what they give back,
and man once we thought humanity was wasteful and troublesome for the
environment, but look at the yukkuris, at least I can say that my
remains and my dumps would make a good compost for the earth to
reclaim!.”-

-“Order! Let’s calm down and discuss this without raising this room’s
heat.”- proposed President Vega.-

-“Well studies did mention that a good way to solve their lack of
nutritive aspects in their bodies was to make them feel pain and
fear.”- commented the Chilean representative.-“Maybe se should use the
manjuus to fertilize the land they make barren while giving them the
pain and fear they deserve?”-

-“¬Even Better! Not only we bring fear and pain to them, we should
also erase their stain from earth!”- said vigorously the Chinese
representatives.-“It would be a proper payback for not only ruining
the environment like this, but also for always pestering us and for
all the good yukkuris that died by this damned scumbags and
shitheads!”-

There was silence on the precinct, not because of disagreement and
even condemn for what the Chilean and Chinese representatives said,
but inner agreement, even if many didn’t want to admit it. It was hard
to admit that many of the representatives were so tired of Yukkuris
deep inside, they wouldn’t mind ordering a global hunt of them or
something, but, the idea of ordering, what could be, the complete
extermination of a whole race of creatures, even if non intelligent
and animalistic like the yukkuris, was something they had some moral
doubts about, no matter how bad and wrong the yukkuris had become.

-“W-w-we just can’t consider such course of action.”- said the
Japanese representative Takumi Tashiro.-“It’s . . . well . . .while
humanity had nearly lead to many animal species to extinction or near
extinction in the past, and we may add also non animals like the demi-
humans in the past, it was never the intention, more like a side
effect of our actions, the result of a escalating conflict or an
accident.”-

-“We need Action! Not Words! The world soon will start to die if we
let the manjuus go on doing what they want!”- replied the Chinese
representative.-

-“I agree with Wong, a little less conversation, a little more action
please!”.- the North American representative said nodding to the
Chinese representative.-

-“Well Well, that may be an interesting course of action.”- a female
voice said.-

[MET]

Everybody recognized the voice, it belonged to one of the most well
known representatives of the demi-humans, and probably one of the most
powerful ones, the Boundary Youkai Yukari Yakumo.

A gap opened in the middle of the precinct and the famous demi-human
made herself presents.

-“First I shall greet the honorable representatives of our nations
that are present today.”- she said bowing a bit with that mysterious
and elegant smile that characterized her.-“I do think that to solve
the yukkuri problem, drastic measures should be taken.”-

While Yukari wasn’t exactly a Politician, or leader of any
organization, she still was respected like if she were one, being one
of the most powerful demi-humans who supported the union of humans and
demi-humans since day 1, and having enough influence in the demi-
humans ranks making any attempt of ignoring or bypassing her a form of
political death wish.

-“I had seen this creatures since their beginnings back when the land
once known as Genoskyo was nothing more than a hidden and secluded den
for magical creatures and a few humans, secluded from the rest of the
world.”- she commented while recalling memories of gensokyo.-“I
remember the times on which, there wasn’t even the scum yukkuris and
shithead yukkuris, but every yukkuri, while not smart, was averagely a
nice head wanting to spread easiness.”- she sighed.- “And I was
witness of how they degraded and started to corrupt for reasons that
even I had never was able to find.”-

Everybody of the council listened to her, wondering if her impression
of the situation would make the choice easier, after all, she easily
outages any of the members that were present and was wiser than any of
them.

-“Noble members of the council, I was able to see how yukkuris spread
around the globe, even beyond their natal Gensokyo and their natal
Japan, how they evolved, how they have grown and how they have
changed, and sadly not for good.”- she lowered her head a bit.-“They
aren’t any more those loveable balls of easiness that brought warm to
the heart of the people and reminded them of the necessity of taking
it easy from time to time, no, now they are nothing more than an
abomination spawned from the worse interpretations of “taking it
easy”, doing anything to achieve easiness, no matter the outcome or
the consequences of their acts, only easiness mattering. They had grow
unwilling to learn about their mistakes or wrong doings in ways that
had long ago outclassed any sentient and intelligent creature capacity
of being in denial of their wrongs as species, they don’t care about
how things work in the world, as long as they work in their favor, if
they don’t, “they are uneasy”.”- sarcasm was notorious in the last
statement.-“This lead to them just not caring about our world’s
situation and the damage they generated to it, something that humans
and demi-humans would realize, even in their worse times.”-

Yukari took sit on the President’s Desk and looked around to the
council members.

-“Ladies and Gentlemen, it’s way obvious that yukkuris had abused of
the world’s hospitality and they won’t do anything to return that
hospitality”.- she said with a serious tone in her voice.-“I think
it’s time to get rid of this ungrateful “Guest” for good, both in the
name of our world and in the name of the “Guests” that were actually
grateful of the world’s hospitality but the ungrateful ones silenced
long ago.”- Yukari stared at the council members with
determination.-“I only ask you, to give the word that would allow the
people to do what must be done. It’s a heavy weight for sure, but,
there isn’t really any other way now, it’s either the yukkuris or the
world, and if you ask me, I choose the world”-

After the Speech, the council members unanimously voted for getting
rid of the yukkuris for good, even if it means to lead them to their
extinction.

The Global Operation that would take care of the job was dubbed
“Operation Carneades”, because of the last words of Yukari Yakumo
“Either The Yukkuris or The World”.

---

Even under the constant manifestations against Operation Carneades by
the Yukkuri Right Groups, the nations of the world, proceeded with the
first stage of it. First the eradication of any yukkuri living in
urban areas or close to urban areas. Some admitted it was a blessing
that long ago the pet system was abolished, both because of the
Yukkuri Right Groups demands and because of the quality of the pets
decreasing drastically because of the non existent source of “non
scum” yukkuris, since this first stage may had aimed to the pets as
well.

Strays were mercilessly killed or captured as guinea pigs for Anti-
Yukkuri weaponry and products meant to be used in the last part of the
First Stage and during the Second Stage of the Operation, Fumigation,
massive trash burning fires used to burn yukkuris and other methods
were the usual methods to get rid of the yukkuris, on those days, the
cries and whines of the yukkuris and the sounds of paste being
squished were an everyday thing, people getting accustomed for the
sake of those pest being dealt appropriately.

[MET]

-“Yu! Yu!”- a dirty looking Marisa and a dirty looking Chen bounced
around the narrow alleys of the city, evading humans and moving
towards their secret easy place.-

It was basically an abandoned and ruined small warehouse. that was
their secret easy place, far away of the uneasy places on which the
uneasy mister humans killed yukkuris daily. There were at least 500
thousand yukkuris without counting their koyukkuris and akayukkuris,
avoiding the uneasy mister humans and trying to take it easy.

-“Marisa is back with mister munch munch,”- the Marisa announced to
the herd leader a Patchouli at the entrance of the warehouse.-

-“Chen also brought mister munch munch!”-

- “Mukyuu, this is even less mister munch munch than yesterday.”- a
Patchouli commented staring at the notoriously low amount of food the
Marisa and Chen brought.-

They weren’t the only hunters that barely brought anything back, many
others were barely able to bring anything or just nothing at all,
others didn’t made it back yet, probably killed by the uneasy mister
humans.

-“Chen Doesn’t Get It! Why Shitty Mister Humans hog up the mister
munch munch! Why they kill the yukkuris? Are mister humans jealous of
yukkuris being so cute?”-

-“Mukyuu! Take it easy Chen, the Sage of the Town is preparing a great
plan that will deal with the uneasy mister humans and let us take over
of mister town to make it an easy place!.”-

-“GERA! GERA! GERA! GERA! GERA! GERA! GERA! GERA!”- the yukkuris
laughed vigorously.-

-“Hey Sage of the Town do you have any plan to stop my boot of
stomping you trash manjuus?”- a voice boomed.-

-“MUKYU! IS MISTER HUKBLEEEEEERHG”- the Patchouli wasn’t allowed to
end what she was saying, a boot stomped her, the same boot stomped the
Marisa multiple times meanwhile a hand grabbed the Chen by her twin
tails.-

-“Well well, seems we found a ourselves a Stray Herd, eh Hiroshi?”- a
human dressed like a pest exterminator said to his werewolf partner,
though one could say Hiroshi was more a “Wolf Boy” than a traditional
werewolf.-

-“Indeed Patrick.”- answered Hiroshi coolly.-“We'll get rid of this
stupid manjuu cat and let’s proceed to clean up this place!”-

-“CHEN DOESN’T GET IT! WHY IS MISTER HUMAN HERE!? CHEN DOESN’T WANT TO
DIE! SHITTY HUMAN SHOULD DROP DEAD EASY INSTEAD!”-

-“Just because you say so, that doesn’t mean it will happen, you
stupid cat wannabe.”- Patrick proceed to tug hard from the twin tail
in opposite directions, slowly tearing apart the dough skin between
the tails.-

-“YUGIIIIIIII IT HURTS! STOP IT! CHEN WANTS TO TAKE IT EASY! CHEN
DOESN’T WANT HURT HURT!.-

Patrick ignored the pleads and went on pulling the tails opening more
and more the tears he made on the skin, the chocolate filling being
visible already.

-“ID HURDZ! ID HURDZ! CHEN DOND GED ID! CHEN DOND GED ID! MOWWIE HWELB
CHEN! YUGYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!-

Patrick finally tear apart the chen in half, a grin plastered on his
face.

-“Now to deal with the rest.”- Said Patrick getting his Anti Yukkuri
incense grenades ready along said a Fumigation Sprayer filled with the
same incense.-

-“None should escape”- said Hiroshi getting his Sidearm with spicy
pepper pellets.-

Inside the Warehouse.

-“Dwaddie ish chaking ich choo eajy!”- a Koyoumu said to her Youmu
mother.-

-“Don’t worry little one, Daddy will bring a lot of mister munch munch
and you’ll be able to eat until your tummy is full!.- Youmu glanced at
the other families who also waited for the hunters to come back.-
“Cheen, please come back easy, the little ones are hungry and miss
you!.”-

-“yu?”- an Alice suddenly yued as she saw some strange mister cylinder
rolling slowly towards her.- “mister can?”-

Not only 1 mister can, neither 2 or 3, but lots of mister cans started
to roll toward the herd.

-“Mawicha Knows!”- a Komarisa said arrogantly with sparkly eyes.-
“dish are the mishter cwansh dat have sweech sweechs! Swowwy fwor
bweing sho shmart!”-

Before anybody could agree or disagree with the koyukkuri, the cans
suddenly started to spray some sort of gas around.

-“Yugii! Yuggi! Cand chake ich eajy which mishter cwansh!”- a Koalice
said but soon she started to shake and proceeded to erratically move
around like trying to get something out of her back, and even rolled,
before stopping completely and lying on the floor, her face showing
nothing more than pure pain and her body looking like if suddenly the
koyukkuri popped veins, even though that was only a strange effect of
the skin suddenly getting dry.-

-“BAWIZAS LIDDLE ONE!!!!”- a Marisa cried out but soon she followed
her little one in the behavior.- “ID HURDZ BAWIZAS MISTER FILLING
HURDZ! MISDER SKIN HURDZ!.-

-“The Mister Cans can’t take it easy run away easy!”.- a Reimu said
bouncing away with her family.-

Many families did the same, yet the majority wouldn’t make it, as the
gas of the cans spread far away many not being given the chance to run
away.

The few who made it, suddenly were greeted by some uneasy sound and
their friends, families or other yukkuris having mister holes that
would later make them feel like burning alive, before vomiting their
bean paste and dying.

-“It feels like that old video games you humans made time ago, “Duck
Hunt” I think it’s called.”- Hiroshi said as he fired more pellets
killing the escaping yukkuris.-

-“Yeah, but without that stupid dog, laughing at you if you failed to
kill the preys.”- commented Patrick spraying a few of the escaping
yukkuris and making sure to also spray inside narrow places.-

-“Well I doubt that dog would laugh here, since I’m having a perfect
score!.”- The werewolf grinned.-

-“I’m not sure man, some ran away.”- Patrick pointed at what looked
like a family composed of a clearly Deibu looking Reimu, her wormish
Koreimus carrying a small nest with many akayukkuris, probably the
deibu’s babies.-

-“Take care of those please, I’ll finish here.”- Hiroshi asked .-

-“Sure, more fun for me!”- Patrick cheerfully replied handing over the
Sprayer to Hiroshi as he started to follow the Deibu and her
family.-“I prefer to do this one in a more creative way than spraying
them with Anti-Yukku Spray.”-

[MET]

The Deibu Family was running away from the uneasy mister cans, they
were lucky for being faraway from where the cans rolled and were able
to escape earlier the carnage.

-“Mowwie I’m scwarred!”- a Kodeibu cried.-

-“Don’t worry little one, soon the uneasy mister cans will leave and
we’ll be able to take it easy again! Specially now that Deibu can
become the boss of the herd, after the shitty Patchouli died!.-

-“Mowwmie ish sho grweat!”- the other Kodeibu said.-

-“Yupipi! Eajy! Eajy!.”- the akkayukkuris cheered happily.-

-“Once Mommie is the boss, we’ll be able to take it easy forever!
Sorry for being so Smart!”-

-“More like 'Sorry for being such a retard!'”.- Patrick soon caught
them on a dead end and softly kicked the mother away of the koyukkuris
and the akayukkuris.-

-“Yublyah! An uneasy mister human!.”- the Deibu said.- “Don’t take it
easy and drop dead easy, unless you want to be Boss Deibu’s new
slave!.”-

Patrick ignored the Deibu, and grabbed a nearby small metal barrel and
put the ko’s inside, then he inspected the nest with the akka yukkuris
that the kos were carrying around.

-“Woah, not only reimus and marisas, but also some alices and
youmus!”- he turned to the Deibu.-“ And this are all your little
ones?”-

-“Of course the little ones are deibu’s! Deibu is a pitiful single
mother, stop taking it easy and give back the little ones and then
bring sweets sweets!”- the Deibu puffed in a pathetic attempt to scare
the uneasy mister human.-

-“Man you sure must be a whore if you had more than 2 types of babies
at the same time”.- suddenly a devious grin showed up on Patrick’s
face and he dropped the nest on the metal barrel.-

-“YUPPI! MYAMA HELB!”- an Akaalice called for!.-

-“cand chake ich eajy!”.- a Kodeibu called out.-

-“YUPI! YUPPIPI! Mwommy! Eajy!.- one of the Akamarisas cried.-

Patrick grabbed the Reimu by the hair yanking a bit of it and raising
her.

-“YUGEE ID HURDZ! SHIDDY MISTER SLAVE STOB ID EASY!”.- the Deibu
demmanded.-

-“Shut your trap manjuu, you’ll have first line seat to see your
little ones do one of my favorite yukkuri dances!”- Patrick said a
wicked gleam in his eyes.- “The Blazing Tango!”-

Patrick pulled out a small box of matches and ignited one of them and
put it back in the box, only to drop the box inside the metal barrel.

-“Mishter Fire cand chake ich eajy!”- an Akayoumu cried in fear.-
trying to get away of the burning box that soon spread through the
flammable materials of the nest.-

-“MYAMAYA SHAVE DWEIBU!”- a kodeibu shouted in vain as the fire become
bigger and bigger.-

-“MISHTER HUMAN SAVE THE LITTLE ONES!”.- pleaded the Deibu in Horror.-
“DON’T TAKE IT EASY AND SAVE THEM! DON’T TAKE IT EASY AND SAVE THEM!
DON’T TAKE IT EASY AND SAVE THEM!”-

-“Shut up you fat piece of shit, why should I save something when I
want it to die!?, EH!?”-

-“YUGEEEEEEEEEEE! LIDDLE ONES HANG IN THERE! MOMMY IS COMING!”.- the
Deibu Struggled in vain.-

-“It’s futile, let’s just make things faster, shall we, even I can
have some mercy like to make them, at least burn faster.”- Patrick
grinned as he throw some old paper sheets he found around, soon the
papers increased the size of the fire.-

-“ID HODCH! MYAMYA! MYAMYA!”.-

-“WANDED CHO CHAKE ID EAJY MOAR!”-

-“SHAVE YOUMU SHAVE YOUMU YYUGYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!”.-

-“YUPIP! YUPIPI! HODCH! HODCH! YUPIGIIIIIIII.”-

-“LIDDLE ONES! LIDDLE ONES!”- the Deibu cried in despair seeing her
little ones burning alive and not being able to do anything to save
them.-

-“HAHAHAHAHA Man I love this! You know what is this you disgusting
Deibu!? This is the Result of you manjuus taking it too easy and
taking the easiness of others! NOW GO AND JOIN YOUR SPAWNS IN HELL!.”-
Patrick howled as he threw the yukkuri inside the blazing barrel.-

-“NWOOOOOO DEIBU WADCHED CHO CHAKE ICH EAJY! DEIBU DON’T WANCH TO
DIEEEEE!.-

After the Deibu family was killed, Patrick proceeded to put off the
fire and went back to his partner.

-“Man you sure enjoyed that one, I could hear your laughs back here.”-
Hiroshi said jokingly.-“I’m done here, I think we pretty much cleaned
the place, I still called back HQ to send a few vans with some guys to
check around in case we missed anything.”-

-“ Sigh, yeah . . .”-

-“Something bothering, buddy?”- Hiroshi asked.-

-“Nah just recalling the reason that makes me enjoy this work a bit
too much.”- Patrick said.-

-“Your Family’s Farm being ruined by a clan of Shitheads that invaded
it right?”- commented Hiroshi as he tapped Patrick’s shoulder.-“Yeah
many of us had to face their crap for long. . .I wouldn’t be surprised
if many see Operation Carneades as the ideal opportunity to take
revenge on the shit the manjuus pulled on us. . .”-

-“Yes . . . it’s funny, since because of them, my family had to leave
the farm, and we moved to the city, I got this job, out of some “sense
of duty” to prevent shit like what my farm faced to not repeat, yet
now, as you said, this whole Global Yukkuri Extermination gives me the
chance to get back on this waste of life magic or whatever they are
made of! But I can’t help to feel a bit bothered, even if I do enjoy
seeing them writhe in pain . . .”- Patrick Sighed again.- “Maybe I
just don’t find it as sweeter as I thought, since, while we are
killing the shitheads, there are no nice yukkuris to save, I did like
those, specially the yukkas. . . I miss the yukkas.-

[MET]

While this happened both the most Rabid Abusers and the most Radical
Yukkuri Rights Group, took measures to oppose Operation Carneades,
each faction creating hidden breeding grounds to either save the
“demonized” yukkuris or to save some yukkuris for abuse fodder, even
if it meant having to tolerate their existence in more secluded places
and bearing with it until they grow up and the Operation was long
over.

Yet they never expected that various dissidents of their groups would
report this to the authorities, leading to various raids of this
clandestine breeding grounds, and the capture of various activists and
abusers who were breaking the laws by both illegally breeding yukkuris
and interfering in the process of the Massive Yukkuri Extermination.
In the HQ of the moderate Yukkuri Right Groups known as EasyPeace, the
president, Nathan Green and various members of the group were
discussing their course of action.

-“Shouldn’t we aid the PETY and the YSG in hiding yukkuris from the
government’s killing machines!?”- a member demanded in anger.-“While
we sit here, all those poor yukkuris are being mercilessly slaughtered
by the government goons!”-

-“I’m not sure man, I joined EasyPeace to protect good and easy
yukkuris, those that are long dead because we were too soft and let
the present scums and shitheads kill them all, aside of those damned
indiscriminate abusers!”- another member replied.-“At this point, I
feel that it’s all useless, we lost the time we let Shitheads take
reign of the yukkuri’s way. . .better focus on making sure we don’t
fall with them the same way the poor niceheads did.”-

Nathan pondered about the situation, he actually agreed with the other
member about not being in EasyPeace to help shitheads, and many times
he wondered why he keep the organization alive, if he wouldn’t act
like some of the most radical and blind Yukkuri Right Groups and
“protect” the shitheads.

-“I remember when I joined this organization.”- Nathan started to talk
as the other members fixated on him.-“Back then there were many good
yukkuris being victims of indiscriminate abuse or being tagged along
their bad yukkuris fellows.”- Nathan Sighed.-“I remember how many of
the other Groups were created after us, many claiming we needed to be
more active and more radical about yukkuri protection, even saw how
those groups would call on the death of actually nice yukkuris, just
because they dared to be active in the abuse or punishment of
shitheads, which for those groups were misjudged, Alices and Ayas were
the main target of that baseless and hypocritical hate. . .The Ayas
just because they actually did what many of the good yukkuris
wouldn’t, fight back against all the shitheads, instead of naively
expect them to become good, and the Alices because of their shitheads
variants, the rapers, because of them all the Alices would be given
the stigma of a rapist, never given the chance to prove their
worth.”-

Nathan stood up and glanced all the people present.

-“I Joined this Organization to aid good yukkuris, no matter the
species, I may not be into “Punishing” the Shitheads, but damn I sure
didn’t join EasyPeace to protect Deibus, Bawizas, Badoulis, Awizes and
any other shithead or scum variant! I Joined because I wanted good
humans, good demi-humans and good yukkuris to be able to take it easy
together!”.- he clenched his fist in anger.-“But we failed . . . we
humanity failed in saving the good ones . . . we let more radical and
blinded view take control of the Yukkur Right Groups movements,
ironically, the same way Scum and Shitheads took control of the
steering wheel of the yukkuri race, for the worse. I think, it’s time
to accept our defeat and let history proceed, EasyPeace should be
dissolved and let’s focus on other matters of our lives, long ago we
lost any yukkuri that truly deserved to be protected of a carnage like
this . . .”-

The room was silent, many agreed with Nathan, a few didn’t, and would
probably move to aid the still active radical factions, but for sure,
this was the last reunion of EasyPeace as it dissolved the next day.

It took nearly a year to clean up all the urban areas, but soon no
city, town or even village had yukkuris within their grounds, and it
seemed that finally Abuse Groups and Right Groups had long ago given
up to their cause, seeing the futility of it and the capacity of the
Government agents to find all their breeding operations.

[MET]

Soon the end of the first stage of Operation Carneades was officially
announced followed by the start of the second stage of it, eradicating
the yukkuris on their natural habitats.

In this phase, the Federation Army’s full force would be used to deal
with the wild yukkuris, using a combination of traditional weaponry
and anti-yukkuri weaponry, the military would hunt down every yukkuri
ground and devoid it of any yu-life. The Power Armored Infantry, the
Magical Corps, the Hover Tanks and Armored Vehicles, the Magitek
Barriers, everything that humanity and demi-humans developed until
now, a great deal of it used in the Lunarian War, was implemented for
Operation Carneades.

Forests, Jungles, Hills and Plains were invaded by the Federation Army
hunting for Yukkuri Clans or Yukkuri Groups.

The heavy guns of the artillery, the tanks and the APCs fired their
loads aimed specifically to clusters of manjuus and their Dosu
leaders, bean paste, custard, cream, chocolate, dough and many other
pastries stuff flew in the air as did the unlucky yukkuris that
weren’t killed instantaneously, yukkuris were spread everywhere,
without bottoms and bleeding tremendous quantities of bean paste, half
their faces torn apart, splitted in half, damaged eyes because. Those
lucky enough to avoid the heavy guns would either run away or try in
vain to fight back the uneasy mister humans. Humans and Demi-Humans
would answer with Spicy Pepper Pellets and even Danmaku, yukkuris
being torn apart by the bullets or if they were unlucky, not dying
fast enough and being able to experience the effects of the SPPs in
their bodies.

-“YU! YU! RUN AWAY EASY!”- a Reimu cried followed by her family but
she noticed her husband Marisa wasn’t around.-“MARISA!”-

-“Marisa is Here!”- a Marisa said showing up way behind them, with
some strange red hat with 2 long threads and some fluffy like pompon
thingies, 2 for each thread.-“Marisa couldn’t forget Mr Trophy! The
proof of Marisa’s Greatness!”-

-“Yugee Dwaddy, bawiza ish shcarred!”- a Komarisa cried.-

-“Don’t worry little ones, the uneasy and dishonest mister humans may
had been able to win here, but when we reach a new easy place, Marisa
will beat them up and not let them use any of their tricks.”-

-“Dwaddy us sho cwool!”- a surprisingly fat Koreimu cheerfully said.-

-“We have contact with 4 Manjuus! I repeat 4 Manjuus!”- a voice boomed
as 4 Power Armored Human soldiers showed up.-“Sorry no “Slowly Slowly”
escape for you shitty manjuus.”-

-“YUGEEE! HOW DID MISTER HUMAN FOUND US!”- the mother Reimu shouted.-

-“Marisa doesn’t fear uneasy Shitty Humans, DROP DEAD EASY!”- the
Marisa tried to body slam the leg of one of the troopers, but instead
only caused damage to herself and opening a small gash in her face for
hitting the metal armor clad leg.-“YUBEEEE GREAT MARISA’S FACE HURTZ!
MISTER DON’T TAKE IT EASY AND DROP DEAD EASY!.”-

-“Fuck you Manjuu, the one dropping dead easy here is you . . . what
is that?.- The Soldier saw the strange red hat that Marisa had in her
mouth a few moments ago, and he seemed to recognize it.- “This is an
Aya’s hat . . .”-

-“Fufu, seems that mister human isn’t as stupid as Reimu thought,
that’s Reimu’s Braggable Husbando’s trophy, Marisa killed shitty
uneasy Kimmemaru and took that hat as mister trophy!”

-“Sorry for being so great!”- the Marisa said now her spirit up after
being reminded of her so called feat.-

-“. . .I had an Aya time ago, and she died protecting my town from a
shitty Dosu. . .”-

-“Ayas are uneasy that should drop dead easy, good thing she died as
well, GERA! GERA! GERA! GERA! GERA! GERA! GERA! GERA!.”- soon not only
Marisa but the rest of the family laughed in that disgusting way,
completely forgetting the fact that this mister humans were here to
slaughter them, but that’s scum and shitheads for you, even if proven
wrong, they’ll still think they are right and have a chance to defeat
anything or change the situation in their favor.-

The Soldier quickly grabbed the fat Koreimu and squeezed it a bit.

-“YUPIGIIIIIII MWOMMY SHAVE WEIMU!”-

-“SHITTY MISTER STOP HURTING LITTLE ONE AND DROP DEAD EAS-YUGEEEE!”-
one of the soldiers softly stomped the Reimu forcing her down in the
floor, another one restrained the Marisa and the Komarisa.-

-“You fucking pieces of shit, laughing like if you were the great
things that own the place! Ayas are way more easy than you would ever
be! You aren’t great , you aren’t strong, you aren’t nothing!.”- the
Soldier puled out his stun knife.-“Each time I think of my lil Aya,
and how there are none of her kind around, while you pieces of shit
remain, I feel sick, but that won’t last long, since we are feed up of
your shit, manjuus, take these words, yukkuris will be killed and none
shall remain!.-

-“MYAMAAA! MYAMAAA!”- the Koreimu cried more.-

-“Shitty Mister doesn’t have a chance against yukkuris, just because
you won this one with uneasy tricks that doesn’t make shitty humans
stronger than yukkuris, yukkuris shall teach shitty humans their
place!.- growled the Marisa but one of the soldiers puncher her hard
breaking her teeth.- “bwawishas mwishbwer tweefhs.”-

-“Now then, squeal for me little piggy”.- The Soldier jabbed the Stun
Knife in the bottom of the koreimu then he pressed the button that
started the electrical shock effect of the stun knife.-

-“HURDZ! HURDZ! MYAMA! MWOMMIE! MADE ICH STOB! YUPIGI! YUPIPI!
YUPIGYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!”- the koreimu convulted and
writhed in pain as the knife habbed in ther bottom injected a powerful
surge, for a koyukkuri, of electricty in her
body.-“MWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMIEEEEEEEEEEEE!.-

-“LIDDLE ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”-

It wouldn’t be neither the first or last family facing the wrath of
humans and demi-humans, and soon many yukkuris places were filled with
the cries of despair, fear or pain and death of the yukkuris.

[MET]

The second stage of the operation was reaching a year and a half since
it started, but the Federation Army was able to wipe out the majority
of the yukkuris around the globe, the few remaining ones, bunched up
together in a bigger clan in the same region that once housed
gensokyo, some considered it some sort of irony, that the land that
saw their birth would also be the land that would see their death as
species.

A Tengu Scout returned to the Mobile Headquarters of the main Anti-
Yukkuri Force, he was greeted by various of the military leaders in
charge of proceeding with Operation Carneades, included General
Eastwood the man leading this whole stage.

-“Your Report?”- the General asked to the young Tengu Scout.-

-“I confirmed the localization of the clan, they are averagely over
9000 yukkuris not including their cubs, and they are guarded by 7
Dosus.”-

-“Heh, hope they don’t think that the “7 Dosus” will save them the
same way the 7 Samurais or The Magnificent 7 saved those villages.”- a
Japanese Colonel commented jokingly.-

-“Good, you are dismissed, take some rest.”- General Eastwood said to
the young Tengu Scout who saluted him and left the Mobile HQ.-“Seems
the time has come to be done with the second stage of Operation
Carneades, if things go right, we won’t have to worry about yukkuris
anymore.”-

In a hill faraway from the forest housing the remaining yukkuris, a
group of Marisas and Reimus were hoping away of it.

-“Marisa can’t take it easy! Mister Humans are close!”-

-“Stupid Dosu can’t beat mister humans Reimu prefers to run away.”-

-“One Day Marisa will grow up and become special Dosu that will defeat
the uneasy mister humans and we’ll be able to take their easy places
and punish them for daring to attack the yukkuris!.- a Marisa said
with a mixture of arrogance and determination.-

-“That won’t happen and you know it, quite well. . .”-

Yukari Yakumo appeared from a gap in front of the escaping yukkuris.

-“YUGYA! Why is Miss Human here!?”- a Reimu cried in fear.-

-“Marisa could use shitty miss as Slave, sorry for being so Great!”-

-“Sigh, I always wondered were that baseless confidence and arrogance
came from, but I’ll give you credit, unlike the rest, you are the only
ones avoiding the battle that is coming, but I can’t have you evading
your punishment.”-

-“Great Marisa will be the one punishing the uneasy miss if she keeps
saying things Marisa doesn’t understand, hand over the sweets
sweets!.- The Marisa puffed up.-

-“Why should I hand over the sweet-sweets, when you’ll be the ones
becoming sweet-sweets?”- Yukari asked with a cheerful smile, various
gaps opening and some hideous looking tentacle coming out of them and
grabbing the yukkuris.-

-“YUGYA MISTER TENTACLE LET GO OF REIMU!”-
-“MARISA WILL LET YOU EAT HER POO-POO DON’T DO HURT HURT!”-
-“REIMU IS SORRY FOR BEING SO SEXY AND NAUGHTY PLEASE MISTER TENTACLE
DON’T TAKE REIMU’S MISTER VIRGINITY, SHE ONLY REFRESHED WITH 30
YUKKURIS!”-

-“You Plainly Disgust me.”- Yukari said with scorn.-“Your present
existence is nothing more than a insult for many noble gensokyans
whose memory is only tarnished by the likes of you, specially that
mischievous but hardworking Witch, and that lazy but dedicated Miko,
so make the world a favor and drop dead easy!”-

The yukkuris cried in fear for help but it was futile, the tentacles,
like teasing them slowly returned to their gaps draggin the yukkuris
with them, probably making them the feast of whatever such appendices
belonged to.

Yukari gave her attention to the hills and forest on which the last
battle for the yukkuri’s existence would take place, she felt she
should at least be witness of their demise, even if she never was able
to see their true origins or who created them.

---

-“FOR GREAT EASINESS!”.- A Dosu roared leading 6000 yukkuris toward
the marching humans and their uneasy mister metal boxes.-“DOSU
SPAYUBLEEEEEEEEEEGH”.- a well placed cannon shot aimed to the mouth
silenced the Dosu starting a chain reaction inside her because of the
charged Dosu Spark whose ignition got denied and it exploded killing
various yukkuris that were close by and sending many others to fly
away because of the shockwave of the explosion.-

-“YUGYA DOSU IS DEAD!”-

-“TAKE IT EASY AND FOCUS ON KILLING THE SHITTY MISTER HUMANS!.-
another of the Dosus roared she successfully was able to fire a Dosu
Spark yet for her horror the Spark hitted some invisible Mister Wall
in front of the uneasy mister humans, probably one of the Barrier
Fields developed during the Lunarian wars, a knowledge that clearly
eluded the Dosu.-“WHY IS THIS HAPPENING!? MISTER HUMANS ARE
CHEATING!”.-

Artillery fire was the answer that Dosu got, blowing away her hat and
a great deal of the upper section of her body.

-“This Path is Open! Proceed to the main grounds of the Clan and
exterminate the non combatant Yukkuris!”- roared a Sergeant as he
dashed toward the woods leaving behind mangled corpses of yukkuris and
rests of various types of fillings and dough.-“GO! GO! GO!”-

Various Power Armored Soldiers and Magical Corps trekked through the
forest.

-“Any Sign of Yukkuri Grounds?”- The Argent asked to a Magical
Soldier, a humanoid tiger youkai to be precise.-

-“Not yet sir, but I do sense their presence nearby. . . Over
There!.”- the Tiger Youkai pointed at what looked like a clearing
faraway.-

The Soldiers proceed with caution and when they were close to the
forest’s limits with the clearing their caution was well justified.

-“One Dosu Remained.”- One of the power armored soldiers said.-

-“No wonder there were only 6 Dosu fighting in the hills when 7 were
reported.”- The Sergeant muttered.-“Okay, we don’t have much to worry,
we have our Power Armors and our pals here can Danmaku the shit out of
that dumbo Dosu, but we have to play it smart to prevent the remaining
yukkuris to run away, I think we can pull the old “bait and run” trick
on it, but I’ll need a volunteer, so the rest will handle the yukkuri
families.”-

-“I’m your woman Sarge!.”- one of the Magic Corps, a Tengu volunteered
herself.-“My speed can do the trick and damn we sure know how to make
Dosus follow us, specially because of how this types of yukkuris hated
the Aya yukkuris, which I’ll let you know, were made after a Tengu
from Gensokyo.”-

-“Then it’s all yours, I’ll radio our friendly APCs to be ready to
take down the Dosu, you’ll lead it to the hill and let the APCs do
it’s work, everybody else, we’ll hide and wait for the dosu to leave
the clearing, understood?”-

-“Yes Sir!”-

[MET]

The Dosu was in the clearings paying close attention to her
surroundings, she knew that danger could come at any moments by the
hand of the uneasy mister humans, yet she wouldn’t let any of them
touch the remaining families or the little ones.

-“Hey! I found a stupid giant manjuu!.”- a Female voice said as the
Tengu Soldier levitated herself inside the clearing.-“Oh wait, it was
a Dosu, well it’s the same thing anyway, oh so stupid stupid.”- smug
grin was on the Tengu’s face.-

-“SHITTY MISS HUMAN SHOULD APOLOGIZE OR DOSU WILL MAKE IT SO MISS
HUMAN WON’T BE ABLE TO TAKE IT EASY!.”- the Dosu roared.-

-“Oh Scary, Scary! The Dumbo Dosu us angry, but Miss still think that
dosus is a stupid shithead that should drop dead easy,
BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!”- the Tengu Soldier flew upward and started to make
faces to the Dosu.-

-“DOSU WILL PUNISH UNEASY HUMAN!”- She Dosu Sparked upward but she
missed, it tried the same 2 times more but with the same result.-“STOP
MOVING SO DOSU CAN SHOOT YOU!”-

-“Is Dosu Stupid? Wanna Die?”- The Tengu proceed to dash through the
forest making the Dosu follow her.-

-“DOSU WILL KILL SHITTY HUMAN! DOSU WILL KILL SHITTY HUMAN!”-

It took the Dosu and the tengu a few minutes to reach the hill were
the battle was taking place.

-“yu? Dosu feets feels funny”- Dosu stared downward seen she was
stepping on the corpses of various of her comrades.-“YUGYAAAAAAAAAA
WHY IS EVERYONE DEAD!? DOSU IS ANGRY! . . . Yu? Mister Metal Box?-

Various APC vehicles aimed at the Dosu and proceed to mercilessly fire
against it filling the giant manju with holes, the Dosu spasmed for
each bullet piercing through her body, nearly like doing one of those
yukkuri wiggle dances and then fell forward.

-“Dosu. . .wanted. . .more. . .”- An explosion finished the Dosu off,
not letting it even finish her last words.-

Back in the Yukkuri Grounds.

-“I got confirmation that the Dosu is dead, proceed with the clean up
of this place!”- The Sergeant ordered as the soldiers following him
marched inside the clearing getting their weapons, grenades and even
knifes ready for the coming killing.-

As the time passed many more soldiers who could break through the main
yukkuri force joined them and the cries of pain and fear of the
yukkuris increased as the time went on until suddenly things started
to become less noisy. Little by little the shouts, the roars, the
cries, the begging, the anger and any sound coming from yukkuris was
silenced, until only 1 Dosu remained.

-“Sh-sh-shitty mister humans, dosu isn’t done yet! For everyone's
easy! For a world of only yukkuris DOSU WILL BEAT YOU ALL!-“

Dosu tried to bite a mushroom but artillery fire exploded close to
her, yet it missed her main body, only blowing up her feet and making
her drop the mushroom, the Dosu soon feel backwards, unable to move
further, between the lose of her “foot” and the pain behind it.

-“YUGYAAAAAAAA! WHY IS THIS HAPPENING!? DOSU ONLY WANTED TO TAKE IT
EASY! YUKKURIS ONLY WANTED TO TAKE IT EASY! WHY UNEASY MISTER HUMANS
CAN’T UNDERSTAND EASY! WE DESERVE IT! WE ARE LIVING BEINGS! WE ARE THE
GREATEST CREATURES IN MISTER WORLD!”-

The Gunfire, artillery fire and cannon fire suddenly stopped, Dosu
wondered why mister humans stopped the bangs bangs, but soon she saw
an averagely old man in uniform walking towards her, carrying what
looked Big yet Small Bang Bang.

-“SHITTY GRANDPA SAVE DOSU!”-

-“My job is to kill you Dosu, not to save you, but I did hear what you
said, and considering that by reports, you are the last one of your
kind, I felt like you at least deserved to hear our side of why we
can’t let you take it easy.”- General Eastwood said.-“You see Dosu,
everybody in the world wants to take it easy, not only the yukkuris,
way before yukkuris existed, animals, humans, demi humans and other
creatures took it easy and probably more creatures will take it easy
after yukkuris disappear, but life isn’t about easiness, sometimes,
you have to work for your easiness, to consider other’s easiness, and
to accept uneasiness if it let you become a better creature.”-

-“You yukkuris, grow obsessed with taking it easy no matter what you
did or how much you damaged in the process, you called yourself owners
of the world, when that's way too far away of the truths, hell, I
couldn’t even call you owners of your own lives to begin with, and you
cared way too much in your kind only, humans can a bit relate to that
since in our worse times we were like this, but unlike you, we could
see our uneasiness and make something about it, accept our wrongs and
make up for them, what did you achieve by only wanting easiness
regardless of what happened to the non yukkuris, Dosu? Or achieving
easiness no matter what happened to the yukkuris that didn’t follow
your obsession of easiness? Only the hate of the world, I even think
that maybe Mister God, Mister Angel, Miss Nature, Miss Karma and other
Misters and Misses may had grow to despise you as well.”-

-“The question was never “Why is this happening?” but “What did
yukkuri do for this to happen?”, we mister humans can share a bit of
the guilt for not stopping you, but that’s why mister humans took the
job to stop you now before things went way worse, since at the end, it
was Yukkuris or the World, and we mister humans choose the world over
you yukkuris.”-

-“Yuge..Dosu doesn’t want to Die!”- tears fell down from Dosus
eyes.-“Dosu wants to take it easy! Dosu wants to eat sweet sweets and
sleep sleep! Dosu wants to have her clan back and take it easy with
them!”-

-“Sorry Dosu, but you have to Die. . .in the name of all the creatures
you scum and shithead wronged, specially, the good yukkuris that long
ago stopped existing because of you.”- General Eastwood pulled out a
notoriously big Sidearm, it looked like some sort of oversized Magnum,
it was basically a Sidearm meant to kill Dosus by firing a golf sized
highly compressed Spicy Pepper Pellet.-“Don't Take it Easy ever again,
you don’t deserve it.”-

It was a surprisingly loud noise for a pellet gun, but it echoed the
hill, one would had expected the Federation army to start cheering
after killing the last yukkurri, but they didn’t, many were tired, and
were aware that they basically lead all the remaining yukkuris to
their extinction and that was the objective to begin with, so many of
the soldiers had mixed feelings about it, regardless how much they
hated the scum and shitheads.

[MET]

A science officer rant toward Eastwood and saluted the General.

-“Sir we had analyzed their filling, because of all the fear and pain
the battle gave them, now they are highly nutritious, ideal to use as
fertilizer.”-

-“Good, make the collectors gather the remains like always, I shall
report our victory and ask for the beginning of the third stage of
Operation Carneades.”-

The Third Stage of Operation Carneades was more peaceful than violent,
basically it focused on helping in the recovery the barren lands
victim of the yukkuris voracious appetites, using a combination of
chemicals and the suffering enhanced fillings of the yukkuris, they
would be able to give back the nutrients that for years the scum and
shitheads denied to mother earth.

It took a few months to confirm the complete eradication of yukkuris,
having various magical adepts taking care of searching for traces of
yukkuris, but none were found, leading to the Federation to announce
the end of the yukkuri’s species.

The inhabitants of the Federation in general had mixed feelings about
the outcome, but they were glad that at least it was over and that
some tranquillity was achieved without the yukkuris around.

---

After the end of Operation Carneades Second Stage, representative
Takumi Tashiro retired and went back to his old home in the farm, or
at least back then it was a farm, now it was nothing more than a big
country house, meant more as a place to relax and enjoy whatever
Takumi had left to live, in the tranquillity of his home town.

-“Take It Easy, Grandpa!”-

Tashiro saw a Reimu and a Marisa greeting him cheerfully, for a moment
he was wondering where this yukkuris came from, but after shaking his
head, he could see, that they weren’t yukkuris, only his 2
grandaughters, Marisa and Reimu, which in a way resembled those
yukkuris, Marisa being blonde because of her father and Reimu having
her mother’s black hair.

-“Ah, how are you doing my children?”- Takumi said hugging her
granddaughters.-

-“Are you okay grandpa? You look kinda sad.”- Reimu asked.-
-“Maybe grandpa would like to play to feel happier?”-Marisa proposed.-

-“hohoho, you are a lively bunch aren’t you? Sorry grandpa is only
tired, why don’t you go and play by yourself.”-

-“Okay if Grandpa wants to take it easy, then we’ll let you take it
easy!”- Reimu and Marisa left their grandpa alone and went to play to
the nearby big three.-

-“. . .Sigh . . .”- Takumi Tashiro glanced at the forest nearby the
town.-

As years passed Tashiro still was waiting for some miracle or
something, waiting for those 2 easy yukkuris from back then to come
out from the forest, that somehow the good and easy yukkuris were able
to hide from the scum and shitheads and would return only when humans
eradicated them. Yet part of Tashiro was well aware that was nothing
more than wishful thinking.

There were no more yukkuris in the world, neither the good ones, or
the bad ones.

Fin.

[MET]

FFFFFFFFFFFF, this one sure was long, and somehow i get the feeling it
will be the longest part of all the HOTYR stories, i think Easy End
will be shorter out of the style i'll use for it @_@.

Also damn fucked up shit =3= i'll sure try to make up the the mayor
fuck up levels of this by making Easy End as heartwarming as possible,
at least with my wannabe writer skills.

Hope you enjoy it people.

[NotAnEasy-aki]

From a grammatical and technical point of view, you still need to
break up your sentences. There were several paragraphs that were
nothing but one long sentence, connected tenuously by commas, when
they should have been separated by periods.
While there were no spelling mistakes, errors in the usage of certain
words and particles abounded.

The following example is of a corrected paragraph:
At some point there were still good yukkuris and neutral yukkuris. A

minority between the archetypical racial types, and the majority of
the rare racial types, the rare ones being still a minority of the

general yukkuri species. Between the increasing number of the
“Bad” yukkuris, however, and the reduction of neutral yukkuris willing

to remain
neutral or side with the good ones, and the killing of the “uneasy”,
in the archetypical yukkuri words, rare yukkuris, lead to a constant
reduction of the “good” yukkuris' population, to the point that at
the
end, they would erase any good from their species. Even the rare
types

couldn't escape this extermination, proving many of the claims that

rare
types had special powers outside of stronger physical capacity, speed

or mental capacities, as false. Only Dosus of any species seemed to

truly have any special power, but the numbers of the archetypical

types and their Dosus would easily defeat them.

[MET]

Man i have the feeling this will become a constant thing, i mean, even
after the beta reading by harouki i did my own checking and re-read it
various time and didn't see anything wrong in the structure of the
paragraphs and such. I think i just don't get what the problem is, or
at least, see it when i write and re-read what i did.

Anyway thanks for the advice NotAnEasy-Aki.

[Feroes]

First of all FUCK YEAH MOTHERFUCKING YUKARI

Great story, this had lots of potential if you have used more Touhou
characters or at least a small cameo or mention of some of them in the
story.

I liked how the tengu in the end acted in the same way a Kimeeimaru
would have acted towards another yukkuri, it was a great detail.

Bittersweet ending but i would have done the same.

Lets see how the easy ending will go.

[Fimbulvetr]

Ahhh, so much death, but well deserved death at that =D. Love that!
And like the above poster stated, tying Gensokyo into your story def
made it more interesting IMO.

[MET]

Dammit i just realized i did a serious mistake in the part that speaks
about the stray herd in the abandoned were house.

"There were at least 500 thousand yukkuris without counting their
koyukkuris and akayukkuris,
avoiding the uneasy mister humans and trying to take it easy. "

It should be 500 or 5 hundred, i don't know why i put thousand when i
was thinking of hundred.

Sorry for that mistake =_=U