[Short] A Yukkuri Ant Farm

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Poweryoga

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Feb 12, 2012, 5:44:06 PM2/12/12
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Inspired by the yukkuri bottle pet short and image, I decided to do a
quick few pages just to keep writing as well as to switch my mindset
for maybe some ideas. This is more of a story-related type of story
as opposed to JIE's scientific approach. I'll probably continue this
story later, and I'm by no means dropping the Nue storyline. :)

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"Yunn...."
"Yufuuuuu..."

Reimu fidgeted as light slowly trickled into her eyes. She rubbed her
beautiful glorious eyes that were like the starry jewels in the sky
with her braids, and she yawned loudly. She smacked her lips and felt
unfamiliar smells wafting into her nostrils.

"Yunyaaa.... mwommiee.... Weimu ish hungwy...."
"..."
".... mwommie.... don't chake id easy and bwing munch-munch...."
"...."

Reimu listened for the usual genial reply from her mother's melodic
voice, and instead heard nothing. Not the usual hum of the big
perfect hidey-spot where mister humans couldn't see them. Not the
rustling and noisy mister humans at this time of the day either.

Complete utter silence.

Reimu slowly opened her eyes, and took a look around.

Brown patches. A small heap of mister grass. Even a little mister
tree.

But nothing else.

She was.... outside. Out of mister human's house. Away from the
familiar environment where she grew up in.

The smell of dust. The smell of mister human's delicious easy food
that just grows out of the ground that were all hogged by the uneasy
mister humans.

All gone. Replaced by the scent of earth and grass. A long forgotten
memory started trickling back into her mind.

The forest. The earth. The grass. It slowly tickled at the edge of
her mind.... but in the meantime, Reimu felt her anxiety growing
slowly out of control. She swerved around, looking for her little
sisters. She was the biggest one of the litter, she would have to
take good care of the little sisters...

"LIDDLE SHISHHHH~!!! Come outttt~!!! Big-shish is wight here!!"

Her voice echoed a bit. She is usually careful not to shout too
loudly lest she attracts the uneasy mister humans, but she let her
anxiety get the best of her.

"...."
"Yu....? Little shish?..."

But nothing. Just dirt and grass.

"YUNYAAAAA~!!!! MWOMMMIEEE~!!! DADDDDIIEEEEE~!!! WHERE IZ
EVERYBODDYYYYY~!?!"

She heard the voice echo again, expecting mommy and daddy to bounce
out of those big tall grassy bushes soon. They'll come up to her, rub-
rub with their warm cheeks and lick-lick with their soft tongue, and
tell her everything is alright. Daddy will have hunted the mister
dust-mites and maybe some mister ants, and they can have a feast....

"...."

... but silence. A cool breeze caressed her skin, and she shivered.

"Yu...."

Everything she knew was gone. She wasn't even a fully grown house-
yukkuri yet.... but a strange sense of responsibility overtook her, a
sort of understanding slowly weaving its way through her young body.
Mommy and daddy have always said that they might not come back one day
because mister humans and mister spiders and mister cockroach are very
strong and very dangerous....

They must've saved her while sacrificing little sisters. Reimu is the
most precious and most important yukkuri, after all.

With a newfound determination, Reimu puffed up and looked into the
bright mister sun.

"WEIMU WILL NOT LOSE!!!"

Lose to what?

Who knows.

But she started digging. She would need a new nest first. It would
be hours before Reimu notices the little metal spout dripping water
and the little heap of dried pellets.

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"YUNYAAAA~!!! WEIMU DOESHN'T WANT CHOO DIG-DIG ANYMOWEEE!!!"

Reimu spat out the chunks of dirt from her mouth, and pouted in
disappointment. She had made a tiny little ditch in the ground,
almost enough for her to cover herself in.... but the breeze against
her skin was growing unbearable. The mister ground was so hard. So
unbelievably hard and there was nothing to dig with besides her own
mouth. Her teeth felt like they were breaking, and her tongue was
covered with an unpleasant taste.

"COLLLLD~!!! YUCKKYYY~!!! MWOMMIEEEE~!!!"

Reimu shivered, and looked over to the grass. She will make a bed of
fluffy-fluffy and cover herself from the cold. She's tired, and
she'll continue digging her easy place tomorrow... but it's a lot of
hard work, and Reimu, being the princess of mommy and daddy and has
the sparkling eyes that make the stars look like pieces of trash...
isn't accustomed to working very hard.

She slowly dragged her tired body over to the mister grass, and took a
hold of it.

"... Yu?"

The rubbery sensation felt... wrong. She tried to pull the grass
apart, but found that it resisted her pull and wouldn't separate like
her memories taught her.

"YUNNNYAAA!!! Mister grass don't be mean and let Reimu make a bed of
mister fluffy-fluffyyy~!!!! YUNYAAA~!!!"

But the grass doesn't care. After all, it's just the leftover
decoration from the sushi lunch.

*****

"sho.... cold...."

Reimu shivered throughout the night, trying to keep warm with the
sheets of plastic grass over her body. Even though mister water and
mister food just grew out of the ground, she couldn't take it easy.

"Mwommie.... Daddie...."

Thoughts of her family swam through her head as she slowly fell
asleep. She thought back to happier times, when the warm-warm mister
air came out all around them and she had lots and lots of little
sisters to play with. She didn't have to work so hard to dig a home,
and she didn't have to sleep in the hard ground with mister uneasy
grass.

Uneasy thoughts swam through her head as she slowly fell asleep.

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"LITTLE ONEEEE~!!!! MOMMY IS RIGHT HERE~!!! CAN'T LITTLE ONE HEAR
MOMMY~!??"
"Yuuueennnn~!!! Yuuueennnn~!!"
"Big Shisshhhh~!! Id's Mawichiaaa~!! Yuuuennn~!!"
"Put a sock in it."

The woman picked up the little plastic container and rattled it a bit,
sending the little yukkuris inside flying and smacking against the
walls with little sounds of "yu" and "Yupleh-" and wordless screams.
She set the plastic Chinese take-out container down, looking inside to
see the little house koyukkuris throwing up and pissing themselves in
fear. The mother Reimu, dizzy and in a panic, tries to lick and
comfort them. There was yukkuri piss and poo-poo everywhere, some of
it having smeared onto the little koyukkuris when she shook the
container.

The mother grimaced as she licked off the poo-poo from her precious
little ones.

"Stay. Quiet. Or no more food."
".... yu...."


She had accidentally squished the father (a Marisa type) earlier while
she was cleaning. That's how she found the little family, little
koyukkuris and eggs and all. The eggs were very gross looking and
reminded her of bug eggs, so she quickly smeared it with a paper towel
and cleaned it up despite the mother's screaming teary protests.

She had been thinking of getting one of those new "yukkuri-ant farms",
but why not make her own? Her aquarium has been awfully lonely ever
since her goldfish passed away at the ripe old age of 3 months, and
it'd be so much cheaper to make one instead of buying all those
stuff. After all, the dirt's right outside and the feeder's pretty
cheap. She even had some leftover gerbil food pellets that came in
handy.

She looked with some concern at the little aquarium she had built.
The little yukkuri wasn't able to see outside thanks to the special
laminating, and the soundproofing quality was pretty good so she
couldn't hear her mother's screams. But the top seems to have some
sort of ventilation holes that let the AC's cool air into the
aquarium. She made a mental note to plug those holes later.

The koyukkuri doesn't seem to be doing too well, she was shivering and
screaming at the grass for some reason. Maybe it'd be better to
install some sort of microphone so she could hear the words?

And the ground that she was working at for so long.... well, she had
packed the dirt tightly, not wanting the yukkuri to fall into a
quicksand like texture... but .... maybe she packed it a bit too
hard? She'll give her a little toothpick or something to help her
dig.

"Hmmm, what to do, what to do...."

She started by turning on her laptop. She'd need to do some research.

<TBC>

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.J.I.E.

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Feb 12, 2012, 6:39:10 PM2/12/12
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Pretty nice Poweryoga, but somehow I think people will not want this
yu's to prevail like the ones of my story, so I suspect this may
devolve into a "the sis in the farm and the family in the box last
before they die as expected.", can't wait for the next part to come
out!

Poweryoga

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Feb 13, 2012, 1:14:53 AM2/13/12
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Heh, I haven't thought about how I want to treat this one. The
character is just kind of forming as I'm writing, I honestly haven't
really thought about the flow or the ending too much yet. This is
intended as a short series anyways, so I'll see how my mood is.... but
I'm pretty sure there will be some abyuse at one point or another.

I can treat this as a "good end" or "bad end" series, think that might
be sorta interesting.

Atzumo Kayami

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Feb 23, 2012, 5:35:45 PM2/23/12
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I definitely want to see a bad end (for the yuus) in this one. Maybe a
cause of neglection or something like that.
Anyways,I'm eager to see this continued!

Poweryoga

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Feb 25, 2012, 7:47:27 PM2/25/12
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"Yunya....."

Reimu awoke to the bright morning sun with a wimper. Her entire body
hurt from the hard ground, and the plastic grass that was covering her
body provided very little cover against the cold air. She shivered as
she slowly made her way over to the water and food, eating and
drinking without any thought as to where they came from. Ever since
she was born, the munch-munch and drink-drink had just been there, so
she didn't think anything of it. They must've been left there by
mommy and daddy, after all the little princess needs her daily
nutrients!


She did notice that the cold mister air had stopped coming in, and it
was more comfortable now. Hard-working Reimu must've scared away the
uneasy mister cold air! Sorry for being so hard-working!


But Reimu yawned sleepily, moaning as she flattened out her body and
then stretching tall into a worm-shape. She returned to the little
ball form familiar to yukkuris, silently taking in the pain. She
didn't sleep very well last night, the very first time in her life
when she didn't have a bed of fluff-fluff and mommy's warm cheeks to
rub against during the cold night.


"Yunnnya..... Weimu doeshn't feel sho good...."

Reimu looked at the little hole in the ground that she dug, and
decided the result of her not-feeling-well is because she didn't sleep
in a nice comfy bed. That and the little hole isn't nearly big
enough. And mommy's missing. But Reimu's the oldest sister, she'll
work extra hard for herself!!

"Yuyu!! Weimu will continue making a mishder nesht!!"

She began to start digging, but noticed a sharp object that was
sticking out of the ground next to the nest. Was mister stick there
before? Impossible, beautiful Reimu's eyes that are like a mister
eagle's misses nothing!

"Yuyu!! Mishder stick will make the digging easier!!"

Reimu eagerly picked up the stick, grabbed it firmly, a smug grin on
her face.

"Prepare choo be punished, uneajy hard mishder ground!"

Then Reimu thrust with all her might into the ground.

The stick shattered with a crisp snap, and little Reimu lost her grip
on the wooden object.

Then the stick came out from the back with a wet splurt in two spots.
One right through the back, one through the top of her head.

Little Reimu didn't even have time to scream asshe fainted almost
immediately, twitching and leaking paste and piss.


****
****


"YUGIII!?!?"

Litlte Reimu snapped awake in the middle of the night with a gasp,
screaming and scampering away from the incredible pain that she felt
earlier in the day. It was completely dark, and she swerved around
trying to get a hold of her surroundings. The darkness had never been
so terrifying.

"UNEASY MISDER STICKKKK~!!! GO AWAY EASY!!!"

Little Reimu rolled over to the side, the piss that had leaked out
mixing with the dirt to smear all over her body. She coughed and
bounced towards her little home, not remembering that she had been
knocked out while digging her nest and never realizing someone had
moved her off to the side. After scampering around for a good 10
minutes, Reimu finally tripped on the little raised ledge of her nest
and tumbled in, knocking her head against the hard ground and the
plastic sushi grass.

"YUNYAAAA!!! SDINKKKYYYY!!! HURRRDDDD!!! MWOMMIEEEE~!!! ID
HURDDDDD~!!!"

But Reimu found no such comfort as she rolled around and smeared the
piss-mud on her body even more. She cried and squirmed, feeling the
pain still present on the back of her mouth and top of her head.
Somehow the uneasy mister stick was gone, but the pain made Reimu feel
very weak.

"YUEEENNNN~!!!! DON'T WAN IDDD~!!! WANNA CHAKE ID EAJJJY~!!!!"

She screamed and cried, but nobody answered. Then she felt a sudden
familiar sensation wave through her body.

"R....REFRESHHHEDDD!~!!"

Reimu shivered as she shit in her little nest.

"WHY ISH POO-POO HERE IN WEIMU'S BEST EAJY HOUSEEEEE~!!!!"

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She watched with an amused look on her face, watching the little Reimu
bawling her eyes out, unable to even clean herself. Every word and
cry of Reimu's was transmitted clearly through a little microphone up
to a baby-monitor that she had setup while little Reimu was passed
out.

The little house-yukkuri family's container sat next to the speaker,
and the mother shook as she listened to her koyukkuri's every word.

"What a stupid mistake... I'm not trying to kill her."

She quietly admonished herself. The toothpick was a mistake, she had
later found out when she came to check on the little koyukkuri. After
a bit of research, she found out many guides online had advised
against using toothpicks as they can easily splinter and impale
yukkuris. It was also entirely too large for house-yukkuris, which
made it hard for Reimu to get a good grip on it in the first place.
She didn't have any orange juice so she just smeared some sugar water
on Reimu's wound to seal it, but the sugar water doesn't remove the
pain like orange juice did.

"Hm, I should make a little shovel for her... or just put in more
yukkuris and let them sort it out."

Miss pouted slightly as the little yukkuri scampered around on her
butt, oblivious to the changes in her scenary. There was real grass
and even a little shrub in the corner of the aquarium now, and the
holes in the aquarium has been sealed off so that the cold air doesn't
get in from the outside. She thought she did a pretty good job
decorating the aquarium. She has a few more ideas that she will put
in later.

"MWOMMIEEE~!"

Reimu's cry came through clearly once again.

"YUNNYAAAA~!! MOMMY IS RIGHT HEREEE~!!"
"Big shishhhh~!!"
"Not eajy~!!"

The mother yukkuri screamed, her little litter of baby and koyukkuris
shivering in the corner. The mother pressed her face up against the
little transparent container holding them, tears streaming down her
sides. Big sis picked up the little container dismissively, looking
through and startling the little yukkuris.

"I told you before, shut up or no food."
"Y...YUUUUU!!! Shitty uneasy ugly old hag let Reimu out to see her
little one!!"

Big sis felt her eye twitch slightly, and she sighed.

"Potty mouth."

Then she shook the container, listening to the mother scream alongside
her koyukkuris as they flew and knocked against the sides like little
beans. She put the yu-ing little container down, and clicked through
a few more links on her laptop. She smiled as she came across a few
more sites.

"Hm... so yukkuris are pretty social creatures...?"

<TBC>

Atzumo Kayami

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Yes, this is what I was talking about, I'm loving it. Also I kinda
like this Miss

Poweryoga

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Reimu shook, shivering in the uneasy stinky-stinky and cold-cold. She
had an uneasy dream, and now she was awake... bright eyed but tired
uneasy feelings streamed through her whole entire body.

She had the most uneasy dream. She dreamt a big uneasy mister human
came to look at their family, and mommy and daddy tried their best
puff-puff to scare away the uneasy mister human, but for some reason
the strongest puff-puff didn't hurt the uneasy thing.

She dreamt it reached down and threw mommy and daddy against the wall,
and then it laughed as Reimu tried to puff-puff to protect little
sisters. The strongest puff-puff!!! The puff-puff worked, and mister
human screamed and ran away. She defeated the most uneasy mister
human.... but when she turned around, all the little sisters were
gone, and she was alone in the dark. Only a single voice called out
to her....

"Big sis..."
"Shabe Mawisha..."

Reimu sighed. She was awfully lonely in here. She missed the warm
rub-rub, the comfortable lick-lick... and she missed all the cheerful
giggles of her little sisters. She was working very hard on the easy
place, but the ground was hard and she wasn't making much progress.
She was tired all the time, and she found that she was sleeping
earlier and earlier every day, sometimes even when mister sun was
still up. Although she found some little leaves and mister fluff-
fluff somewhere around the nest though, and she made herself a tiny
little makeshift bed. It didn't feel as good as mommy's super-fluffy
bed, but it was all she got.

"Yu..... What an uneasy dream..."

Reimu rubbed her eyes, trying to see through the darkness. Mister sun
wasn't up yet, but because Reimu was the most easy yukkuri, she won't
get mad at the lazy mister sun. She shrugged and tried to pull the
hard mister grass over her body, but something echoed through the air
again.

This time, the voice was clearer.

"Big shish... help Mawisha..."
"Yu?"

Reimu rubbed her eyes, and picked her ears with a braid. Did she hear
something?

"Yu? Little shish?"
"Yuyu...? Big-shish?"
"YUYUYU!?!?"

Reimu immediately bounced up, eyes wide and her little paste heart
rumbling with joy. She had found little-sis!! The most easy great
hunter and legendary tracker of the wilds had found little Marisa!!
And it's the littlest Marisa, her favorite little one!

"Mawisha!!! Big-shish ish right here!!"
"Yuyu!? Big-shish~?!"

Reimu bounded towards the source of the voice, dashing with all her
might and screaming at the top of her lungs. But sudden, she slammed
into something soft.

"YUPLEH-"
"YUGU-"
"HURRRRDDDD~!!!"
"YUNYAAAA~!!!"

The two yukkuris had slammed into each other, and now both were
rolling around on the floor, their faces scrounged in pain.

=====

She snorted and burst out laughing at the sight. Watching two little
yukkuris making a beeline straight for each other and then smacking
into each other at full speed. Thankfully, neither were seriously
injured... but the way the two bounced off each other and the crying
expressions they made afterwards was priceless. She wished she had
the little video camera on record instead of monitor!

Earlier in the day, she had decided to put in the smallest koyukkuri
after reading a few articles and sites online about yukkuri colonies.
It was necessary for Reimu to step up and become more active in the
nest building and digging, and without motivation the little Reimu was
just lazing her way through the days. The yukkuri-farm was nowhere
near ready, and she was slightly impatient at the progress little
Reimu was (not) making.

She had turned off the little sun-lamp and dropped in the littlest
Marisa when Reimu fell asleep. Of course, the mother was screaming
the whole time.

"GIB BACK REIMU'S BABIEEEZZZ!!!! DON'T TAKE AWAY ANY MOREEEE~!!"
"Mwommiiieee~!!!"
"Schgawyyyy..."
"Shut up you muppets."

She curiously rolled the little tiny koyukkuri, one the size of a
little pea, on her palm. It was soft, and slightly squishy.

Oh how easy it would be to just crush it.

She pressed down on it a bit, and watched the tiny koyukkuri's eyes
bug out, its mouth puffed up and trying to prevent its paste from
gushing out. She eased the pressure, watching the koyukkuri take a
breath in relief, then she pressed down on it again. It let out a
little whine this time, and she giggled at the screechy sound.

Then she rolled it side to side, chuckling all the while. The little
koyukkuri felt like a little piece of gum or clay, and the soft
squirming sensation it gave off when she pressed down was for some
reason.... exciting for her.

But she took a deep breath and sighed. Then she put the little
koyukkuri in the tank. House yukkuris were filthy and she shouldn't
play with them. She made her way to the bathroom to wash her hands
with anti-bacterial soap.

==========

"Rub-rub with big-shish!!!"
"...YU........ SHDINKKKYYYY~!!"
"WHY WOULD YOU SHAY THAADDDDTTTTT!?!!"

Reimu screamed as the little ko-Marisa cried. She had done her best
to remove the stinky-stinky from her body but without mommy to lick-
lick, she was unable to completely clean herself. She had gotten used
to the smell on her body, but apparently the smell was very strong for
Marisa.

"T... Then Mawisha help big-shish wash-wash with lick-licks!!"
"YUUUUU!?!? That's mwommie's job!!! Mawisha's job ish choo chake id
eajy!!!"
"YUUUUUU!?!"
"Big shtinky shish should clean-clean better!"
"Y....Yuuuguuu...."

Reimu looked down shamefully. She was the big-sister and she couldn't
even clean herself. Little Marisa was right, how could the princess
of the universe, with eyes glimmering like the brightest stars not
even clean herself?

"Yu, little one ish wight!! Big-shish will clean harder, so little one
go have shome munch-munch over there!"
"Yu!! Munch-munch!!"

Reimu watched the little koyukkuri bounce towards the tray of gerbil
food and water, and she slowly bent over to clean herself. The first
taste was absolutely bitter, and the caked on dirt and grime left a
disgusting crunching sensation in her mouth that almost made her throw
up. Of course, if you don't clean yourself often.... there's bound to
be caked on residue all over.

Reimu gagged, but continued cleaning herself. She is the big-sister,
she will clean-clean and become prettier than mister sun and mister
moon and all the mister stars combined together.

Then she heard a shrill scream.

"WHAT ISH THISSSSSHHHHH!?!?!"
"YUYU!?! Little one?!!"

Reimu made a mad dash over to the food tray, only to find a half-
chewed remains of a pellet on the floor, drool covering the pellet.

"Thish ish nod food~!!!! Mawisha ish hungwyyy!!!! Need munch-
munch!!!!"
"Y... YUUUUU!?!?! But-"
"BIG SHISH!~!!! Give munch-munch now~!!!"
"Y...YU!?!?"

Reimu looked at the tray of food, flabbergasted. Why wasn't little
one eating this? It was not the tastiest munch-munch but it was still
pretty good!

What's going on!?!

=========

Big sis made a face, then looked at the little container of house
yukkuris that was still sitting on her coffee table. The family
inside were sleeping now, but the leftover pieces of food she had fed
them was still there. Apparently, the mother had saved some for the
little koyukkuris later.


"Uh-oh."

She sighed, remembering too late that she wasn't supposed to feed
sweets to koyukkuris. She had dumped a few pieces of chocolates in
the container because the stupid yukkuris were complaining about being
hungry and it was getting on their nerves. Then their screams and
shrill cries of "Happiness~!!" immediately made her regret it. Their
complaints were much quieter.

She typed in a few search terms on her laptop, and slapped her
forehead as she confirmed her fears.

[Under no circumstances should you feed a developing koyukkuri or baby
yukkuri processed human sweets such as chocolates, sugar, candy (lemon
withstanding) and savory foods. Koyukkuris have an undeveloped sense
of taste and the parent yukkuris will slowly develop the koyukkuri
sense of taste with bland and bitter foods. Having sweets too early
in their lifespan will make them hate all other types of foods,
similar to a sugar addiction. It is almost impossible to revert a
koyukkuri's sense of taste if you spoil it!]

Big sis twiddled her thumbs, letting out a nervous laugh."

"Uh...ah-haha.... crap...."


<TBC>

Danogoat

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Mar 5, 2012, 12:07:14 AM3/5/12
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very nice but i sense some squashing coming!

Skribulous

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Only if you draw it.  *hint, hint*

Poweryoga

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Mar 20, 2012, 1:51:56 AM3/20/12
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Long time since last update.... been kinda busy playing Mass Effect 3
and other stuff. >_>

Think writer's block is gone so will attempt to finish up nue story!

=================

"Sho hungwy...."
"Yu, eat up little shish!!! Mishter munch-munch is right here!"
"Uneajy tashtelessh munch-munch ish not food!!! PUFF!!!"

Reimu looked at the little Marisa in disbelief, and looked at the
pellets before popping one in her mouth. Little Marisa made a gagging
face as Reimu munched and chewed on the pellet, shrugging as the
crunchy sensation and an easy feeling spread through her mouth. Sure,
it didn't have much of a taste, but it did have a sweet tanginess that
wasn't too bad....

But why wasn't little one eating...?

Reimu shrugged and popped another pellet into her mouth. Little
Marisa looked at the pellet anxiously, and Reimu shoved one over in
her direction.

"Try this one!"
"Yu.... munch.... munch.... BLEHHHH!!!"

Little Marisa gagged and spit out the half-chewed up tablet, and Reimu
can only sigh. What can she possibly do?

"Yu... Mawisha... ish not hungwy. Mawisha will nap-nap inshdead...."

With those words, Reimu's eyes lit up. Of course that's why little
Marisa wasn't eating!! She wasn't hungry! So silly of Reimu to assume
otherwise, mister munch-munch is very delicious!

"Yu.... little shish, come nap-nap in Reimu's eajy nesht!! Thish
way!!"

============


"YUEEEENNNNN~!!!"

Reimu snapped awake in the middle of the night, the sharp screams of
her little sister cutting through her paste like little knives. What
was happening? Was something attacking the easy little sister? Was
something in their easy nest, looking to challenge the strongest and
easiest Reimu?!

Then she smelled the stink.

"YUUU!! Shtinkkkyyyy~!!!"
"YUEEENNNN!!! Mwommieee~!!! Id Shdinkkksss!!!"

Reimu squinted her eyes, and to her horror, the littlest Marisa had
poo-pooed all over herself. The slightly liquidy expired paste rolled
down her little sister's body in semi-liquid chunks, and Reimu looked
at her little sister in shock as she wailed and screamed.

"YUYU!?!? WHY WOULD LIDDLE SHISH DO THATTTTTTT?!!?!"

Her little sister pooped in the most easy nest!! Why would she do
such an uneasy thing!?

"Yueeennn--- Big-shish.... lick-lick Mawisha clean..."
".....YU!?"

Reimu nearly gagged at the thought. She had seen mommy and daddy do
it on numerous occasions, when little one's poo-poo don't come out
normally, they'd have to clean-clean by doing lots of lick-lick.

Reimu was a big girl so this doesn't happen anymore, and she always
watched when mommy and daddy did this. She had to be patient after
all, because she had to wait for the little sisters to get completely
clean-clean so she could play with them!

But now that she's actually in the position to have to do the
cleaning.... she shuddered.

"Yuuuennnn~!!! Do not want choo...."

But she's the big sister.... and little Marisa is her precious little
one..... the treasured little sister that's her favorite sibling...

So she sighed and moved over. The liquidy poo-poo will have to be
covered with lots of mister dirt, and she stuck out her tongue
slightly.

"Little shish... hold still..."

=======

Big sis made a face as Reimu licked the poop off the little Marisa.
She watched the little koyukkuri's cheeks swell up, followed by a
stream of paste that exploded over the little Marisa's face. She
watched the little Marisa scream in panic as Reimu tried to stop
herself from throwing up a second time, and for some reason she found
herself giggling uncontrollably.

She watched Reimu limp away from little Marisa, and little Marisa
bouncing straight out of the nest to rub her face in the dirt. The
little nest was quite a bit deeper as the result of Reimu's hard work
yesterday, but apparently licking up the poop was just too much for
her.

"LITTLE ONEEE~!!!! MOMMY WILL DO CLEAN-CLEANNNN~!!! MOMMY WILL DO
ITTTT~!!!! SHITTY OLD WOMAN LET REIMU GOOOOO~!!"

She felt her eye twitch slightly, and she sighed.

"How many times...."

She opened the cover of the little container, and all the yukkuris
inside screamed and dashed away from the incoming finger.

"Do I have to tell you...."

She picked up one little koyukkuri. A little Reimu.

"YU~!! Id feelsh like fwyingggg~!!!"

She put the little koyukkuri on her thumb. She stuck her middle
finger behind it, and felt an uncontrollable rage and tension build up
behind that middle finger, all of it aligned straight at the tiny pea-
sized little koyukkuri.

"Not to call me...."

Mother Reimu just watched dumbfoundedly at the little koyukkuri, not
understanding why she suddenly flew up and why the shitty old woman
was letting her go. Maybe shitty old woman finally realized Reimu's
strength! So she will-

"SHITTY OLD WOMAN!!!"

She flicked the koyukkuri towards mother Reimu.

The little koyukkuri blasted towards mother Reimu at a speed that no
little house yukkuri can handle, and exploded across her mother's
stomach like a bomb. Big sis watched the mother Reimu stagger
backwards as if someone had punched her in the stomach. The little
Reimu didn't even let out a yelp before she turned into wet splatter.
The mother looked down at her belly, watching the skin slowly peeling
off, the two bulbous eyes looking up almost expectantly at her own.

"....little one?"
"Next time you call me shitty old woman, I'll shove a koyukkuri down
your throat."
"LITTLE ONEEEE!?!"
"MWOMMIE KILLED LITTLE SHISHHH~!!"
"Yunnyaaa!!! Little Shishhhh~!!"
"Why didn't mwommie protect little shishhhh~!"
"LITTTTLE ONEEEEEE~!!!!"

She slammed the container shut and threw it hard against the wall. As
she did it, she almost came to regret what she had just done. Why did
their voices make her so angry? They're just little manjus, no more
significant than an ant and not much bigger than a ping pong ball at
the largest. Still, she looked at the little container that she had
throw and picked it up lightly. Nearly all the yukkruis were bruised
or severely hurt, the mother included. One of the other little
koyukkuris had been squished, and now the little yukkuris were
screaming and crying and some had begun to yell at the mother.

She quietly rubbed her temple, and looked back at the image
transmitting through the little camera she had installed in the
aquarium, streaming live 24/7 into her tablet and phone.

And she smiled. She can watch them whenever, wherever. Her little
Yukkuri antfarm.

============

Reimu had managed to clean up little Marisa somehow, although the
little one was terrified and seems to scared of her now. Reimu
sighed, it wasn't her fault little one's poo-poo tasted so bad that
Reimu couldn't help but throw up!! After all, poo-poo is not munch-
munch and shouldn't be touching Reimu's beautiful tongue!

But Reimu is a big sister. She is a big sister that will take care of
the little one until mommy comes back. So she will clean-clean little
one in place of mommy, and she will protect the littlest cutest Marisa
like a big sister should.

Even though they had to abandon their nest because it was filled with
throw-up and poo-poo... Reimu had found a gloriously big mister tree
with lots of mister grass around it, and made a temporary shelter
within mister grass and mister bushes.

She had dug a little hole for little Marisa (don't want poo-poo in
Reimu's luxurious home after all!), and worked diligently throughout
the day to dig her own little nest as well. The ground here was a lot
softer, and she churned through the ground quickly, making a little
tunnel for herself.

But... little one wasn't helping at all. All she was doing was
watching Reimu from a distance.

"Yuyu... does liddle shish wand choo help Weimu dig-dig mishder
nesht?"
"Yu?"
"Mawisha should help big shish! Digging ish hard work!"
"Yu, Mawisha doeshn't wand choo!! Big-shish should do all the work!"
"Yu!?"
"Mawisha ish too cude to dig-dig mishder dirt!"
"Yuyu!?"
"Mawisha ish mwommie's pwinshessh! Mawisha will shleep-shleep here
and---"
"YUYU!?"
"Yu?? Shomeshing ish habbening~!! R..Refreshed~!!!..... YU?!?
YUNYAAAAA~!!! WHY ISH SHDINKY SHDINKY HEREEE~!! YUNYAAA~!!! BIG
SHISHHHHH~!!! LICK-LICKKKK~!!!"
"YUUUUUU!!?! WHY DID LITTLE ONE POOP IN WEIMU'S NESSSTTT~!!?!?!"
"Hurryyyyyyy~!!!! Shdinkkkyyyy~!!!!"
"YUUUUUUU!?!?!"

=============


As night came, Reimu had never felt so exhausted in her life. She
had to dig a separate path to avoid little Marisa's streaming poo-poo
that rapidly rolled down her nest, and little Marisa wouldn't stop
crying about the stinky-stinky poo-poo until she licked little Marisa
clean. The second lick-lick was just as bad as the first... and
Reimu didn't like it one bit. But still, Marisa is the only other
yukkuri she can see, so she will have to tolerate little Marisa!

"Yu yu.... here liddle shish...."
"Yu!! Shank yu, big shish!!"

Little Marisa happily rubbed up against Reimu, and she happily rubbed
back in return. She carefully covered little Marisa half way with
dirt (the hard mister grass had been used to cover up the poo-poo in
Reimu's nest) and gently patted her down. There was no more mister
grass, and from her distant memories she remembered that mister dirt
is great for hiding yukkuris as well as keeping them warm. The air
was not cold like before, but it was still slightly chilly.

"Good night, liddle shish.."
"Good night, big shish~"

******

She watched the two fall asleep almost instantly, and quietly lifted
the lid of the aquarium to put in more gerbil feed. She put in a few
more little toys and trinkets as well as little shrubs while the two
yukkuri slept like rocks, and wondered if she should put in one more
yukkuri.

Not yet. It's only been a day.

Then she saw the half-covered little Marisa and a strange dark thought
came over her. She took a small scoop of dirt....

and covered the little Marisa. Not too much, but just a little bit...

Enough to cover little Marisa.

She resisted the urge to press down hard on the dirt, or to pour more
on her. She closed the lid before she could change her mind.

<tbc>

Atzumo Kayami

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The plot thickens...

Zidana123

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Yay! Uneasy mister writer's block is letting Poweryoga take it easy!

I love this story so much. It's like one of those Greek stories where
the characters struggle to survive the whims of a capricious god... so
awesome. And despite my earlier dislike for little Weimu I've found
myself becoming fond of her lately. Sure, she's pretty spoiled, but
she's trying to do right by little Mawisha, even willing to clean
clean!

Although little Mawisha's prognosis isn't very good since she can't
eat the gerbil feed... and she's poo pooing an awful lot...

Can't wait to see if Weimu must face the despair of watching little
Mawisha waste away before her! XD

Poweryoga

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Finishing up the next Nue story, just a bit of proofreading and it
should be good to go... >_>

Meanwhile, enjoy more antfarm adventures!



=====================
It was midday before little Reimu woke up.

There was no energetic "good morning mister sun!" and "Take it easy
mister sun!" today. She sleepily dragged herself out of her beautiful
luxurious home (fit for a queen!) and yawned loudly before dragging
herself over to mister munch-munch and mister water. She crunched
down on the little pellets with a blank mind, the slightly tangy and
sweet taste lost on her as she contemplated quietly about her
situation.

Can't take it easy.

Mommy is not here, Reimu has to do all the work. Little Marisa,
adorable precious little Marisa... seems to be sick with her runny poo-
poo, and she isn't eating anything. Reimu is tired of licking up
runny poo-poo.... the fact little Marisa not eating anything is a
secondary concern in her mind.

Reimu, the beautiful princess shouldn't have to lick poo-poo....

But Reimu sighed. This is what a big sister is supposed to do, isn't
it? If she throws a fit and refuses to lick poo-poo, the whole easy
place will soon be stinky like a stupid Meiling! So Reimu shrugged,
and continued munching on the pellets. Then she perked her head up,
tilting it to the side.

"Yu... Weimu sheems choo be frogetting shomeshing..."

Speaking of which, wasn't there something she was forgetting? Reimu
chewed in contemplation, but before she could remember, something
bright and shiny caught her eye. A bright red that made little
Reimu's eyes pop open.

"Yuyu!? Mishder ball!!"

Reimu ran over, immediately noticing other little colored things. A
gloriously blue tube of sorts, a little spinny thing, more different
colored mister ball, all colorful and incredibly attractive.

She went over to the bright red ball (the same color as Reimu's
beautiful ribbon!) and immediately pounced on it.

"Weeee~!!"

=======

She smiled as she sipped on her coffee. She watched the little Reimu
bounce and roll around, chasing the little red ball with stars in her
eyes.

It was somewhat gratifying to see her efforts noticed at least. Sure,
the little thing might not have noticed the toys since they just
"magically appeared" out of thin air over night, but it was at least
satisfying to see some reaction. Whereas the trees and plants and
little grasses were all just taken as granted, treated as part of
something that should've obviously existed.

She took a look at the little container of yukkuris, and saw that they
too have quieted down. The mother is moping about, rubbing and
cleaning the little yukkuris dutifully while storing away a small
stash of the candies she has been giving them (Big sis had been
switching to less and less sweet varieties gradually in hopes of
weaning the koyukkuris off sweets).

Seeing the big-sister of the litter being so dutiful and responsible
must have been a tremendous source of pride for the mother, and she
vowed to make the situation as good as it could get.

Big-sis took another sip of her coffee, quietly looking at the little
family.

Loud. Obnoxious. Annoying. No more disgusting than cockroaches, but
no less either. Surprisingly different from the larger varieties, she
quietly contemplated as to how the little creatures came to be. Some
genetic mutation? Or would it be paste core mutation?

She quietly chuckled to herself. Who cares, they're just little
manjuus.

A sudden cry of surprise drew her back to her tablet, a little video
displaying what was happening. She glided her fingers over the
screen, making an expanding motion with 2 fingers so she could zoom in
to little Reimu's yu-life.

========
"Hurddd....."

Reimu groaned and climbed to her feet. There was a big bump in the
ground that she had tripped over near the grassy patches, the uneasy
bump that bruised her beautiful face!

"YUGGIIIII!! Stupid mister bump go die easy!!"

Without thinking, little Reimu immediately jumped on the bump with all
her might, only for the ground to squish and echo with a sharp "yu".
Reimu rolled off the mound with a startled look on her face.

"Yuyu?! What wash that!? Mishder ground don't make weird shoundsh and
die eajy!"

Something scary is under mister ground! Maybe the dangerous mister
cockroach or mister mouse...

"YUUUUU!!! Mwommie sabe--"

Then she looked a bit closer and saw a big round thing poking out. It
shook slightly, and Reimu's eyes lit up as the little round thing
quivered.

"Yuyu!!! It's a shweet-shweet!! Mishder shweet-shweet came up from
mishder ground!"

And little Reimu bounced up to the quivering round thing, licking her
lips. She hasn't had a sweet-sweet in a very long time!! She
remembers the last time she had something like this, it was sweet and
delicious... much better than the normal munch-much! It was a
delicious treat from mommy, who had worked very hard to steal it from
the shitty mister humans!

"It's all Weimu's!!"

And she took a big bite, accompanied by a sharp scream.

"YUNNNYAAAA--"
"Yuyu!?"

Little Reimu bounced back at the sudden scream, licking her lips and
unable to comprehend what was happening. She saw bean paste squirt
out of the sweet-sweet, and bent down to lick up the paste. After
all, one must not be wasteful!!"

"ID HRRRRRDDDD--"
"Yu?"

The voice sounded familiar, but Reimu couldn't quite put her finger on
what it was. Then the wriggling thing gasped and coughed, and Reimu
saw part of the ground cave in and explode out in a bellow of dust.

"Yunnnyaaa..."

The thing trembled and squirmed, and Reimu could finally see the edge
of little Marisa's hat emerging from the ground.

"YUUUNNNYAAAA~!!! LIDDLE SHISSHHHHH~!!!"

Reimu suddenly remembered that she had covered up her little sister
last night to keep her warm! The sweet-sweet wasn't a sweet-sweet at
all, but it was her little sister! And the most adorable little
sister was the big lump she tripped over and stomped on earlier!

Reimu turned a bit pale, and she stared at the gaping hole on her
little sister's foot that was squirting out delicious sweet-sweets.
Suddenly, the sweets seemed somewhat repulsive. What a bad big-sister
she was!

Reimu immediately bounced over, pawing and clawing the dirt off her
little sister. What greeted her was horrifying.

The most adorable little sister's cute face has been pounded in (by
non other than Reimu), and half of her teeth were missing. One of the
eyes was shut tightly, paste oozing out from under the eyelid. There
were cracks and cuts all over her body, and every time little Marisa
shook, bits and streams of paste oozed out from the various cuts all
over her body.

"YUNNYAAA~!! Liddle shishhhh~!!"
".... Big... shish..."

Reimu hastily dragged little Marisa out, licking her wounds and
desperately trying to make little Marisa feel better. Reimu tried to
ignore the sweet taste on her tongue, but she was secretly a bit
ashamed that her little sister tasted so good. Soon the cuts mended,
and the big bite mark on the bottom of her foot slowly stopped
bleeding, although it didn't completely heal.

Reimu breathed a sigh of relief as her first aid efforts paid off.
She rubbed up against her now very ugly little sister, feeling
slightly repulsed as she did, and felt her little sister rub back,
again feeling slightly repulsed.

"How is liddle shish feeling?"

Little Marisa just sighed and closed her good eye, seemingly oblivious
to the pain.

"... sho hungwy..."
"Yuyu!! Big-shish will bwing munch-munch!!!"
".... don't.... want...."
"YUYU!!! Don't shay that!!!! Liddle shish needs choo eat to get
better!!!!"

But little Marisa just turned away. Reimu puffed and fumed. Why was
little sis being so uneasy? Why wouldn't she eat the very delicious
and easy munch-munch?!

".... need... shweet-shweet...."
"Yu?"
"Don't... want.... anyshing.... else..."

Reimu stared back incredulously. Where was she supposed to find sweet-
sweets? After all, the sweet-sweet that was there just suddenly
disappeared! So there's no more left!

Reimu thought for a long while, then shook her head and made up her
mind.

"Yuyu, little shish could shuck-shuck on Weimu's cheek!"
"Yu?"
"Id'sh the only shing Weimu has!"
"Yu, undershdood eajy...."

So Reimu crawled over to little Marisa, and put her cheek against
little Marisa's face. She had seen mommy do this once before when
there was no mister munch-munch... but she wasn't prepared at all for
what happened next.

----shluuuuuckkk---

"YUUUUUUGIIIII~!!"

Reimu jumped back in horror at the gut-wrenching pain, then saw little
Marisa looking at her in confusion. Little Reimu shook her head and
walked back next to Marisa, preparing herself this time. She managed
a smile, even though her mind was terrified now that it knows what
would happen next.

"Yuyu!! Showwy, Weimu got shcared!"
"Yuyu-"
"Please go ahead! But only a little!! Weimu don't wand choo chake id
eajy yet!!"
"Undershdood eajy~"

Reimu nearly screamed as she felt her guts rush towards a little
puncture on her cheek. The pulling sensation of losing her innards
was almost maddening... but she looked at little Marisa's face, and
felt that it would be worth it...

...Before little Marisa cringed and spat out the paste, gagging and
nearly throwing up.

"WAD ISH DHISSSSSHHHHH~!!?"
"YU!?"
"YUCKY YUCKY~!!!! Don't wand anymore of big shishhhh~!!"
"YUYU!?!?"
"Big shish tashdes bad!!!! Want real shweet-shweets!!!!
YUEEENNNNN~!!!"
"WHY WOULD YOU SAY THATTTTTTT~!!!!!"

===========

"LITTLE ONE DON'T SAY THATTTTT~!!!"

Big sis snorted and rolled on the floor laughing, watching the mother
scream and shake in anger at the little tablet that transmitted the
images. The little koyukkuris around her cried and screamed at the
sudden outburst, surprised at the sudden transition from a teary-eyed-
happy-mommy to an angry-faced-shouting-mommy.

"MOMMY IS GOING TO GET ANGRYYYY~!!"
"You're already angry, so shut up."
"Y...YUUEENNNNNNN~!!!!"

Big sis reached down to grab her tablet, ignoring the screaming "give
little one back~!" manjuu to lie down on her bed. She chuckled at the
image on her tablet, little Reimu crying her tears out while the
little Marisa, still immobile, kept shouting profanities at her big
sister.

Maybe she should drop in some candy for little Marisa. But there's no
guarantees Reimu wouldn't eat it first. At this pace, little Marisa
wouldn't last very much longer anyway. She glanced sideways at the
little container of house yukkuris sitting on her table, and wondered
how much longer it would take for those to be ready for her little ant
farm.

For some reason, she wanted these little yukkuris to do very well.
She wanted them to live, have little ones, make a big labyrinth in her
little aquarium...

So there would be lots of them to play with. She smirked with
anticipation, then quietly reprimanded herself. Why did these little
things make her want to do terrible things to them? She's not a bad
person... normally.

The screaming and crying coming from the container quickly reminded
her.

"SHUT UP!!!!"

She threw her pillow at the container of little house yukkuris,
intently listening to the loud shriek as the yukkuris inside were
flung and smashed against their plastic prison.

For some reason, their sobs made her smile.

<TBC>

.J.I.E.

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Apr 2, 2012, 1:48:54 AM4/2/12
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Why you do this instead of encouraging them to make the laberynths?
it's simple miss, they are a bunch of arrogant shitheads, if they were
nice yu's like the ones my kiddo used in his science project, you
prefer to see them suffer and die for being such wicked creatures
instead of appropiately reward them for being nice fellas and enjoy
seeing them live happily while working hard for their easyplace.

I'm loving the story poweryoga, but you sure aren't making it easy for
the miss (or the audience) to root for the lil yu's to actually
develop a tunnel network, maybe this experience would teach the miss
to get nice yu's for the job and just kill off the shitheads? Anyway
keep up the good job!

Zidana123

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Apr 3, 2012, 3:59:33 AM4/3/12
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Adorable chapter! :D

Little Weimu is impressing me more every day! I didn't think she'd
have it in her to allow little Maricha to eat her filling... although
now I wonder if her tastes have been ruined for the gerbil pellets due
to having tasted Maricha's sweet sweet filling of suffering.

On that note, I also wonder why Maricha found Weimu's filling
distasteful? Surely she was suffering alot with the horror of having
her filling sucked out?

Atzumo Kayami

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Apr 3, 2012, 8:20:05 PM4/3/12
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Nice chapter as always, but the end was really rewarding for some
reason. I can't wait for the little marisa to die, and the reimu to
transform into a full shit-head!

Poweryoga

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Little Reimu woke up, slowly blinking as the world came to focus
around her.

Can't take it easy.

She quietly trudged up to the spot where mister munch-munch and mister
water are just there.

Can't take it easy.

She glanced over at little Marisa's sleepy place, seeing the little
bump that was little Marisa's sleepy easy place last night. Little
Marisa had pooped all over the little hole that Reimu had worked so
hard to dig-dig, and so she had to make another one.

Little Reimu bit down hard on the pellets, munching the tasteless
flavors away and swallowing without happiness.

Little sister can't take it easy. Reimu can't take it easy either.

She quietly rubbed the sore spot where little sister did suck-suck.
She felt downright miserable, and little Marisa didn't even eat her
gloriously delicious filling that are fit for the gods! Eventually
little Marisa had fallen asleep, but Reimu was worried since the
little one hasn't eaten in many days. Why wouldn't little one just do
suck-suck and eat up?!?

Such a stubborn stupid little sister can't take it easy!!

But Reimu shook her head. Reimu is a big sister, she will take care
of the little sister even if she is a stupid spoiled little brat
because Reimu is a very easy yukkuri. Surely mommy would be very
proud of her...

So she walked over to where little sister was sleeping. If little
sister isn't eating, at least she could sun-bathe and sing and rub-rub
and lick-lick with Reimu...

"Liddle shish, wake up easy."
".....yu..."
"Liddle one..."
"... hungwy..."

Reimu felt something snap inside her.

"IF LIDDLE ONE ISH SHO HUNGWY THEN EAD MISDER MUNCH MUNCHHHH!!!"
"Yu!?"

The startled little Marisa scrambled to crawl out of her little hole
at the sudden outburst from her big sister, but half way out she
slumped over, shaking quietly as liquidy poo-poo streamed out.

"Yuuunennn...."
"Yu!? W... Weimu ish showwy..."

But she really wasn't.

"Hungwy..."
"Little shish can shuck-shuck on-"
"... don't wand disgusting shiddy big-shish filling..."
"YUUU!?!"
"Wand shweet-shweet...."
"....YUGIIII!?!?! THERE'S NO-"
"Wand misder chocolate.... wand mwommie choo wub-wub..."
"....yu? Why not Weimu's-"
"Big shish ish shdinky and ugly and big-shish's mishder hair ish like
mishder dry gwass..."
"YUYU!?!"
"Don't... like... big shish anymoeee..."
"WHYYY WOULD YOU SHAYYY THATTTTT!?!"
"Big shish thad canch find shweet-shweet should dwop dead eajy!!!"

The favorite little sister. The littlest one that would always follow
Reimu around, playfully rubbing and lick-licking her beautiful smooth
silky skin and rubbing against her luxurious braids that are like the
softest satin.

The little sister that would try to steal her delicious munch-munch,
and Reimu would always let her because she was the easiest yukkuri!

When did all that change?

Reimu looked down at herself, looking at the dry haystack that her
soft-soft hair had become. She looked down at herself, covered from
top to bottom with dirt, half-cleaned poo-poo and covered in cuts and
bruises from days and days of hard work and digging. She had to dig
so many holes for little sis!! Just because she couldn't stop poo-
pooing!!

Little sis just showed up one day, didn't help dig-dig and didn't help
forage like herself, the great hunter! Does little Marisa think
everything just grows out of the ground?! Reimu had to work very hard
to find mister munch-munch!! Little Marisa is just a poo-poo machine
that pooped and pooped and didn't do anything else!!!

Such uneasy yukkuri should just drop dead easy!!!

"... choo... eajy.... more...."
"Yu?"

Little Reimu heard little Marisa gasp one last time before she
seemingly flattened out, all her innards streaming out of her in one
big stinky squirt that covered little Reimu. Reimu froze as the
smelly, disgusting decaying paste covered her face, and she shrieked
in anger.

"YUUUENNNNNN!!! WHY DID LIDDLE SHISH POOP ON WEIMMUUU!?!?! DON'T DIE
BEFORE WEIMU CAN PUNISH LIDDLE SHISHHHHHH!!! YUUUEENNNNNNNNN~!!!
PUFFFF!!"

Reimu seemingly puffed up at somebody, but she couldn't see because of
all the poo-poo in her eyes. Either way, little Marisa's empty husk
doesn't care, and little Reimu stomped around in fury, scraping her
face and body against the ground in a desperate attempt to get the
rotting poop off her face. Whether she's angry at being pooped on or
being unable to punish little Marisa personally, one can only guess.

=========

She sighed.

"Aw, and here I am with a big bag of candy."

She had gone out earlier today to get some sweets for little Marisa.
She doesn't normally keep candy around the house, she tends to eat
them all unconsciously and they all go to her hips and thighs instead
of some place that actually matters. So she had to go out to buy some
more.

She had finally weaned the little koyukkuris in the container off
sweets (she thinks), but she had been paying too much attention to the
little container family and instead neglected little Reimu and
Marisa. But she also didn't think the little koyukkuri would just
shit herself to death while she was out for five minutes. What was
that liquidy poop thing anyways?

And she unconsciously popped one of the m&ms into her mouth, ignoring
the mother's crying over the loss of her little one. She started
typing on her laptop.

"Yukkuri. Liquid. Poop."

She flinched at the various images.

"Oh gross. Why would you do that with a yukkuri!?!"

======

Little Reimu put dead little Marisa's carcass into the ground along
with all the poop, put some dirt over it and packed it nice and hard.
Stupid shitty uneasy yukkuri deserve to be buried with all the poo-
poo.

She let out a breath, then jumped on the ground hard, stomping the
grave with all her might.

"STUPID LIDDLE SHISHHH!!! Don't die eajy before Weimu can punish!!!"

For some reason, little Reimu felt tears rolling down her cheeks. How
dare little Marisa die and leave her all alone by herself again, what
a shitty uneasy yukkuri. Even if little sis was the cutest and best
easy yukkuri, Reimu doesn't care about anything like that anymore!!
Now Reimu is all alone... and covered in stinky poo-poo (most of it
came off though).

There's no mister water so she can't do wash-wash, and now there's no
other yukkuri to rub-rub against either. For some reason, little
Reimu felt really tired. So she dragged herself into the little
tunnel she had dug. It was fairly deep now, and it was a nice little
safe haven that she had planned out nicely. There was a little side
tunnel for the poo-poo and pee-pee, and another little side storage
area for all the bounties of the hunt. (gerbil pellets x 3) She also
managed to make a little fluffy bed out of mister grass (the not-hard
ones!), but she's not enjoying any of her hard work right now.

She wants mommy to rub-rub and lick-lick. She wants mommy to hunt.
She wants mommy to take care of the little sisters. She shook in her
little nest and closed her eyes.

Want everything to go back to the way it was. Want to be the little
princess with her beautiful hair and perfect skin again.

She stuck her braid into the air, almost remembering how soft it used
to be. The frazzled, hard and grime-covered braid is somebody
else's.


".... good night... uneajy Weimu..."


======

"Hm, I wonder what's wrong. She's still in her nest."

She wondered what had happened to little Reimu. Before she put the
Marisa in, little Reimu would come out every day to sing
energetically, "sunbathe" under the lamp and play by herself in her
yukkuri way. After little Marisa, Reimu had been utterly devoted to
taking care of her little sisters, and little Marisa's death seems to
have hit little Reimu very hard.

Could yukkuris get depressed?

But she only laughed to herself. Yukkuri are like bugs that can talk,
they don't have human things like emotions and souls. They just eat,
shit, and talk to themselves in the only way they can understand.

Either way, maybe it's a bit premature... but little Reimu should be
ready for her surprise.

<tbc>

Gazebo

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Does little Marisa think everything just grows out of the ground?!

Literally laughed out loud at this

Really enjoying this story can't wait for the next part

Zidana123

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Yay! Little Marisa died! :D

It's awesome that her last act was to poo poo all over Little Reimu,
too.

Danogoat

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How many house yus were there initially?... not that i want to draw this.... you know...

Poweryoga

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Hm.... if you have to get a real #, I was thinking about 6-7 little
house yukkuris and a mother taking care of them.

Reimu + little Marisa got tossed in the ant farm, so mother + 5 little
ones left. But that number is not something I thought about
initially.

Atzumo Kayami

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Ohh, this turned out better than I initially had thought. What could
be the surprise? What is Miss going to do with the other yuus?

Poweryoga

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Reimu flopped over and scratched herself.

It seemed like an eternity since she went out to greet mister sun.
She had sat in her little nest for the past few days (?), not really
caring about anything else. She had gone out when mister munch-munch
ran out, then came back to sit in the nest. As usual, the mister
munch-munch ran out yesterday, so Reimu's getting a little hungry
today. Reimu will have to brave the dangerous wilds (!?) once
again... but there's been nothing there every time she looked.

No yukkuris, no mister stream to do wash-wash... nothing. Just the
big warm mister sun and a bit of mister grass. Just a big empty world
for her to take it easy in, by herself.

"... want to take it easy..."

Reimu quietly muttered to herself. There was nobody else around to
congratulate her for finally losing her baby-speak either. She
shrugged, and decided to go out and forage.

Her eyes widened as she saw what was outside.

A mister stream filled with clear crisp mister water! Soft-soft
mister sand for her to scrub-scrub with! Lots of mister grass
everywhere!

"Yunnnnn!!! Mister water!!!"

Completely ignoring the fact that she had been getting water from a
gerbil feed, Reimu rushes up to the water and dives in head first.
The water wasn't very deep, it barely goes up halfway to her body...
but it was enough for her to wash herself with. The mud and dirt and
shit that has been piling on over the past weeks came off in a second,
and Reimu carefully scrubbed herself from head to toe.

The instinctive washing tehcniques, passed down through generations,
came into play at the instance. Reimu hopped out of the water before
her skin could melt, and patted herself dry on the sand before shaking
the particles off.

"Yuyuyu!!! Reimu is sorry for being so beautiful!!"

Reimu her body like a wet dog, grinning widely as she felt the dirty
feeling that had been clogging her system disappear. She felt
refreshed, energized, and even a bit happy! She really needed a
refreshing bath since mommy hasn't been here to clean-clean her... and
little sis was too much of a spoiled brat to do something like that.

But Reimu's a big girl now. She's grown up. First thing's first...
Reimu needs to forage like the great hunter she is!

So Reimu made her way to the gerbil feed, and started shoving the
pellets in her mouth. Immediately, she felt tears streaming down her
cheeks.

"Happinessss~!!! SO GOOOOODDD~!!!! THIS SHIT'S SO GOOOOD~!!! Sorry
for being such a great hunter!!!"

Little Reimu gleefully munched down on the new pellets. Why did they
taste so good!? Did Reimu's foraging skills improve!? It's like a
level up! Reimu can take on the world now!!

Refreshed and reinvigorated, Reimu decided she'd expand on the little
nest. After all, she might meet a new yukkuri here!

"Yuyu, Reimu wants a big braggable house!"

==========

She smiled as she saw Reimu's reaction.

"Phew, that did take quite a lot of work."

Putting in the artificial stream was probably the biggest challenge.
Calling it a "stream" is probably stretching it, but the water is
moving because of the filtration system. She'd probably have to fill
it once every few days and clean out the filter, but the water will be
fresh for the most part. The yukkuri feed was something she bought in
a big pack when she went to the pet store, apparently yukkuris need
sweet things (doesn't really matter what) or their skin and hair would
become dried out and starchy. Of course, they need other nutrients,
but the gerbil feed is barely sufficient. This was a big mistake on
her part... but research on the reputable and informative internet has
taught her many things about yukkuris, some of which she'd rather not
remember.

As she hummed to herself, tapping the little plastic container of
yukkuris in her hand (and listening to their loud panicked 'yu's), she
felt quite pleased about this whole situation.

She had started out not knowing anything, and she's now learned so
much about the little house yukkuris. Pests they may be, but even
ants could make a fun diversion provided you feed them enough. And
this little one has grown up so much in the past two weeks.

Quiet proud of herself, she tapped on the plastic prison that was
still holding the mother and the other little koyukkuris.

"Still doing good?"
"..."

The mother stared at big sis with resigned eyes. She only looked
away, waiting to be put back down so she could watch her little Reimu
from the tablet once again.

"Aw, you still don't like me."
"..."
"Yeah yeah whatever. Like I care what a bug says to me."
"..."

She shrugged and took a little candy out of a wrapper, dropping it
into the plastic container.

"Yu yu! A sweet-sweet!"
"Yuu!! Id's Weimu's!!!"
"Yunnn!!! The gweat Mawisha will ead id, ze!!"
"Little ones, be careful!! It's a trick!"

Mother Reimu immediately shoves the little koyukkuris back, and body
slams the little candy away. Big sis raised an eyebrow.

".... so you'll eat the stuff I give you when it's breakfast, lunch
and dinner time, but you say it's a trick when I give it to you
randomly....?"
"...Yuyu?!"
"Eh... whatever. Eat up, and you can be free."
"Yu?"

The mother Reimu blinked a few times. Free?

"Yah. I'll let you go and meet your little one too."
"Yu!! Really!?"

Big sis only rolled her eyes and plopped down on the couch. She's
tired of talking to these stupid things, but the lemon candy would
prove too much for the yukkuris to resist. They'd probably be
sleeping like rocks within fifteen minutes.

As the snores filled the room, she smiled and got to work. First, she
needs to put little Reimu to sleep.

========

Little Reimu sighed as she finished her digging. She has gotten a lot
stronger, it seems. Her wonderful super-powerful mister braids with
the mighty invincible mister stick has managed to dig another
compartment in her beautiful ultimate easy nest. It can be the guest
room!

"Yufufu, Reimu's beautiful mister home is ready!"

And Reimu decided to plop down on her favorite spot where the mister
sun is the brightest, stretched herself out and yawned. She hasn't
done a sunbath in a while... so it's time for lots of catching up! As
she tried to find a comfortable position, little Reimu suddenly felt
very sleepy. She sniffed as a sweet aroma filled the air, and rubbed
her eyes.

"Just five minutes... Mister sun take it easy with Reimu's beautiful
skin...."

And Reimu quickly drifted off to sleep.

------------
"Yufufu, big shish ish sho quick!"
"Liddle one will have to work harder to catch Weimu!"

Reimu laughed as she dove under the big piles of dust bunnies,
bouncing over an electrical cord and around a cabinet. Her little
sisters followed her on their exploration, with father Marisa watching
the children mindfully with a smile on her face.

"Yu!! Waid for Mawicha~!!"
"Yuyu! Little one needs to work harder!"

The littlest Marisa, her favorite one out of the whole bunch of little
sisters, was panting and struggling to keep up. Reimu only smiled and
stopped, and all the other little sisters suddenly piled on to her,
having 'caught' her.

"Yuuuaaa~ Weimu got caught~!"
"Yuuuu!"
"Big-shish~!"
"Yufufufu~!"
"Wub-wub~!"

Reimu grinned as her little sisters rubbed up against her. But little
Marisa only looked at her with a smile on her face.

"Liddle shish, come wub-wub with Weimu~!"
"...."

The littlest, most adorable little Marisa opened her mouth, seemingly
saying something, but no sound came out.

"Whad's wrong, Mawisha? Come!"
"..."

Her mouth moved, and the littlest Marisa turned around, and started
walking.

"Where's liddle one going?? Don't ignore Weimu!!"

Reimu tried to run towards the little Marisa, but she found herself
unable to move. She felt something warm trickle down her cheeks, and
she saw little Marisa turn around suddenly.

"MAWISHA WANDS SHWEET-SHWEEEETTTT~!!!"

The hollow face flew towards her at an incredible speed.

-------

"YUNYAAAAAA~!!!"

Reimu bounced awake, rolling and shouting and bouncing, trying to get
the little Marisa off her.

"Get it off get it off---"
"Yupii-"
"Yu?"

Reimu rubbed her eyes as she felt her body suddenly get lighter.
What was that noise? There was quite a commotion around her...

"Did big shish have a nightmare?"
"Yueeenn, Mawisha's nose..."
"Little one? Is everything ok?"
"Yu? Yuyuyuyuyu?!"

When Reimu opened her eyes, she saw a crowd of familiar faces around
her. Her little sister, and one concerned older face that she
recognized...

"MWOMMMYYYYY~!!!"
"Yuyu!! Mommy saw everything!! Little one worked so hard!"
"YUUEENNNNN---"

Reimu barreled headfirst into her mother's embrace, and bawled her
eyes out.

"Little one, don't worry!! The mean bad mister human let everyone go!!
Everyone's free now!"
"Yu?"
"Shitty old woman won't bother us anymore!"
"Yuyu?"
"Mwommie was the shdrongest!!"
"Mwommie scared off old lady!"
"Yufufu, when Mawicha gwos up Mawicha will be shdrong like mwommie!"
"Yu?"
"Yufufu, that's right little ones, but be careful! There are lots of
dangerous things in the wilds!"
"Yu..."

Little Reimu rubbed her eyes, not sure if this was truly happening.
Her family returned to her and found her in the wilds! All the little
sisters (minus one) are back!

Reimu looked up at the bright mister sun, and smiled.

"Mister sun!! Reimu's family ish back!!!"
"Yuyu! Little one, let's go to the easy place!"
"Yu... uhhhh...."

Little Reimu fidgeted. There's not going to be enough room for all of
these little ones. It seems her troubles are just beginning...

===========

"... shitty old woman?..."

She sat on her hands, kicking her feet furiously, mumbling to
herself.

"After I spent all that time building this place for you little bugs
and all... Whatever..."

She sighed, but looked at the aquarium that she had built almost out
of scratch.

Grass. Little shrubs. Running water. "Sunlight". Sturdy and sandy
part of the soil (accidentally created) that lets the yukkuris dig
little labyrinths. And most of all, the little yukkuris don't suspect
a thing. They think they're outside and "free". But that's further
from the truth than anything else.

"YUGIIIII!! WAD ISH THISHHHH!!!"
"Can't chake id eajy!!!"
"Wand shweet-shweetsss!!!"
"WHY WOULD LITTLE ONES SAY THATTTT~!!!"

She groaned.

"I thought I had weaned the little yukkuris off sweets!?!?!"

And she shook her head. Looks like she's going to need more
yukkuris.

<tbc>


Atzumo Kayami

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Apr 30, 2012, 3:43:17 PM4/30/12
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New yus are going to be introduced? I like that. What types? We
already saw a Marisa, I think a Patchy would be nice... Though
anything you come up with is hilarious.

Zidana123

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Apr 30, 2012, 8:22:16 PM4/30/12
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Excellent! The yukkuri ant farm is up and running!

Now to introduce random elements into their environment and see their
reactions!

.J.I.E.

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Apr 30, 2012, 8:41:04 PM4/30/12
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>Looks like she's going to need more yukkuris.

Moar like getting rid of those shit yu's and get some proper nice yu's
for the yu farm.

I swear, I'm hating this house yu's more and more, I really wish Miss
just killed them and did the yu farm properly with a bunch of nice
yu's.
Maybe her ever increasing self education will thankfully lead her to
realize that this little shits won't do and she should get good ones?
It's my only hope since I just can't bear reading more lines from this
family.

Man, it sure had been a while since yu made me feel to hateful towards
it, good job Poweryoga, but please make sure this yu's won't live
longer than 2 more chapters, I rather have miss getting a new batch
and start over! Than reading the retarded koreimu going "sorry for
being to beautiful, awesome, etc." or "shitty miss was scared by
mwommie!"

Poweryoga

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We'll see about that.... working on something but have been apartment
hunting lately so been too busy to write stories. :(

Zidana123

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May 10, 2012, 1:47:29 AM5/10/12
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Locate the biggest apartment you can find and do a home declaration
easy!

Poweryoga

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Oh that'd be good. :|

"Shitty people, this is poweryoga's easy place now! Get out easy!"
"Ok, the rent is 2500 a month, utilities not included."
"Yunyaaa!!! Why would you say thaaaaat!!"

Poweryoga

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May 13, 2012, 2:43:11 PM5/13/12
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"Yuuueeeeennnn!! Can'd chake id eajyyyy!!"
"BLRFFFF-"
"Yukuchi!!! Can'd.... eajy...."

Mother Reimu and big sis Reimu bounced around their easy place
frantically in a desperate attempt to keep the place clean as well as
take care of the little sisters.

All of the little sisters have runny poo-poo (and mommy sometimes) and
the whole easy place that Reimu spent so much time to dig has begun to
stink up to the high heavens. The smell had gotten too much for some
of the little sisters and they barfed occasionally, while others just
continued whining and poo-pooing on the ground.

"YUNNNYAAA!!! Poo-poo stop coming out!!! PUFFFFFF!!!"
"Little one!!! Stop puffing at poo-poo and do wipe-wipe and lick-lick
easy!!!"
"Yunnnnyaaaaaa!!!! But mommy!!"

splurtttt.

"YUUUUU!!! Little ones stop poo-poooooinggggg!!!!"

Mother Reimu quickly bounced towards a little Marisa that had just let
out a stream of liquidy poop with a whine, and Reimu felt her head
spin as the stench suddenly floated her way.

"... Big.... shish..."
"Yu? Little one!"

A little Reimu, the third cutest little Reimu (after herself and the
second cutest little Reimu!) smiled weakly at her.

"Big shish.... shank yu.... for chaking care of Weimu..."
"Yu? Rub-rub with big sis, little one! "

As she rubbed with her little sister, the third cutest little Reimu
had suddenly became the second cutest little Reimu!

"Wanded... choo... chake id... eajy... more...."
"Yu!?"

The little Reimu gave out a quiet sigh and rolled off to the side, the
rest of her innards splashing out in a liquidy stream onto her little
sister next to her.

"YUGIIIII!"
"SHDINKYYYY!!"
"BARFFF---"
"DON'T LEAVE BIG SIS WITH MORE WORK TO DOOOOOO!!!!!!"

The little Reimu suddenly dropped to the most uncute little sister
after shitting on her sisters and leaving the beautiful Reimu with
more work to do!!!!

"Yuyu!? What's wrong little one!?"
"Little sis took it easssyyyyy!!!!"
"YUNNNNYAAAA!!! LIDDLE ONEEEEEZZZ!!!!"

Mother Reimu rushed over as the little koyukkuris screamed and cried,
struggling to scramble away from the dead corpse that is now emitting
the decaying smell. Mother Reimu dragged the dead yukkuri body
towards the entrance of the cave to dispose of it, and big sis Reimu
felt her head spin. Why is this happening? Why do all the little
sister have runny poo-poo?

Seeing her little uncute sister die like that made her realize.... are
the rest of her little sisters going to die like that as well?

A terrible fear suddenly swelled up on Reimu and she dashed out of her
easy place, away from the fear that is gripping her tightly like a
vice.

"Where is big shish going!?"
"Yunyaaa! Clean-clean Mawisha's beaudiful faceeee!"
"Need lick-lick!!! Poo-poo ish on Weimu's fazzzzeeee!!"

==============

"Not again?!"

She moaned as she saw the mother carry out a dead little deflated
yukkuri, liquid poop trailing all the way. She watched the mother
scream and cry before starting to dig a little hole, and she watched
the little Reimu dash out of the cave she dug to barf on a small patch
of grass.

Then she sighed. All of the little koyukkuris must have that liquidy
poop thing. And here she thought she had weaned them all off sweets.

"Koyukkuris that grow accustomed to sweets will get liquidy poop
syndrome if not properly weaned off sweets, blah blah... body can't
handle the conversion of normal food to paste after their tastes grow
accustomed to sweets, blah blah...."

So she slapped her forehead and plopped down on her bed. The
koyukkuris are most likely all going to die, as there's no cure.
Kinda stupid that the yukkuris get only one strike at life, and
they're not very good batters. There's no margin for error, and she
has so much yet to learn.

Such fragile little things. If they didn't reproduce like cockroaches
they would have gone extinct long ago. And at least cockroaches float
on water and are hardy sons of bitches.

She will watch these ones for a few days, not much else she could do
besides dig up the cave... and she has no intentions of doing that.

============

Little Reimu gagged for air as she went back into the cave, resisting
the urge to throw up immediately. The smell of decay and poo-poo had
filled her beautiful home, and it most likely would be impossible to
air out because the tunnel grew downwards into the earth.

"Little one must be brave!"

Mother Reimu smiled and headed back into the cave as if it was
nothing. Little Reimu looked at her mother, sighed and took a deep
breath.

Then she headed back into the cave.

******

"Can'd... cake id.... ea....j.....y...."
"LITTLE ONE NOOOOOO~!!!"

The little Marisa sighed one last time before deflating, but this time
big sis Reimu and mother Reimu were both ready and dove out of the
streaming liquidy poop that shot out of little Marisa's butt one last
time.

Big sis Reimu expertly moved in with the dried grass and covered up
the poo-poo before piling mounds of dirt on it, and mother Reimu
dragged the dead body out once again.

Through the course of just a few days, the little sisters have all but
died off. There were two left: One little Reimu and one little
Marisa. The little Marisa that just died... Reimu doesn't even
remember anything about her anymore. All she can remember now are the
wailing and crying and the last words of her little sister, she can't
remember the happy fun times anymore.

She can barely remember daddy's smiling face, or the cutest little
Marisa.... or was it Reimu? She can't remember their faces anymore.
She herself doesn't have liquidy poo-poo, and neither does mommy, but
all the little sisters have passed away one by one after shitting out
everything inside their bodies.

She can't take it easy, and she watched her braids shake
involuntarily. She had seen mommy staring at her strangely a few
times as well, so she imagined mommy was in the same state she was in.

Then she heard her mother call out to her.

"Little one, come here for a second easy...."
"Yu... understood easy...."

Little Reimu nodded obediently and stepped out of the cave. She
watched mommy finish burying her little sister, before going up to her
to do rub-rub. The warmth transmitted through her skin was not at all
reassuring, and Reimu looked up at her mother.

"Mommy?"
"... little one has grown up splendidly."
"Yu, Reimu worked hard."
"Mommy saw everything."
"Yu? But how did-"
"Little one took good care of little one, mommy is really happy."
"Yu yu?"
"But mommy needs some more help..."
"Yu?"
"Only little one can help mommy now, so be brave and take it easy ok?"

Reimu felt mommy bend down to smooch her on the cheeks. Reimu giggled
as she felt the tingling sensation tickling her cheeks, but the
sucking sensation grew steadily in force.

"Yu... mommy... enough smooch-smooch..."
"..."
"Mommy?"

Reimu suddenly felt a gut wrenching sensation as her filling was
sucked out through her cheeks. She screamed as her mother smacked her
lips, as if contemplating something.

"... fufufu, sweet-sweet."
"WHY WOULD YOU DO THAATTTTTT!!!"
"Little ones need sweet-sweet.... since shitty old woman isn't here
anymore, there's no place to get it. But little one has been having a
rough time without sweet-sweets."
"YUUU!?"
"Mommy hasn't had sweet-sweets in a while either, and little one is
very sweet. Little sisters will need sweet-sweet too, so be a good
girl and don't take it easy, ok?"
"YUEENNN WHY WOU-"

A quick swipe across her face knocked little Reimu to the ground.
Stars formed before Reimu's eyes as her mother stood above her,
smiling happily.

"Little one really enjoys mister munch-munch here right?"
"SDOB HIDDING WEIMMUUUU!!! WEIMU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONNNGGG!"
"Mister munch-munch is like mister dirt, can't take it easy at all!
But little one enjoys mister dirt munch-munch, so little one will have
to feed the rest of the family!"
"YUNNYAAAAAA~!!!"
"Little sisters need munch-munch too, and two is better than one! So
little ones should sacrifice a little bit to keep everyone alive!"

Reimu screamed as her mother dragged her back to the cave.

=========
Days later
=========

Little Reimu looked into the clear mister stream at her reflection.
There were bulging sacs under her eyes, her hair was strawy and dirty
like mister dried grass, and her skin has lost a lot of its luster
from when she was the little princess that was taken care of by mommy
and daddy.

She dipped her braids into the water to wash the dirt off, and
splashed some water on her hair, trying to straighten the tangles and
knots. She quietly pat herself down, rubbing lightly against her many
sores and cuts and healed patches of skin that had become thick and
calloused.

She looked at herself in the water, and saw a yukkuri she hated and
never thought she'd become. What an uneasy ugly yukkuri. And her
family has used her as nothing but a food source ever since that one
day when mommy hit Reimu.

She can almost hear their content snores coming out from her former
easy place. She's sleeping outside in a little hole she dug herself,
the soft-soft grass having been taken inside so she wouldn't be able
to have an easy nest hole, so she would always be uneasy so her
filling would remain sweet. But the munch-munch is as delicious as it
ever was, along with the crisp cool water... so she never really quite
felt... desperate just yet. Mommy had also somehow managed to air out
the easy place, so it doesn't stink-stink anymore... but every night
mommy puts up barriers and little Reimu can't find her easy place. So
she sleeps outside.

But she can't take it easy. The family she had longed to see never
came back, instead they have been replaced by these.... things, that
just suck on her cheeks everyday to fill her with unimaginable pain.

She quietly looked up in the dark and saw a twinkling gleam, and for
the first time talked to someone else besides herself.

"Reimu.... wishes everyone would just die easy."

==============

She sighed as she watched Reimu talk to the camera. She had been
watching the events unfold for the past few days and had been doing
some research online.

"This isn't right at all..."

She had saw videos of happy yukkuri ant farms, where the whole entire
ant farm colony lived in harmony, helping and supporting each other
and growing bigger and bigger. The colony sometimes sang songs,
sometimes quietly thanked the unknown entity that refilled their bowls
and water and gave them more grass or removed the corpses of old
yukkuris... Wouldn't that be nice?

She also saw people cruelly destroying colonies just to raise them and
to destroy them again, hearing the sharp screams from her monitor gave
her a certain sense of satisfaction as well. She loved how some of
the sites managed to get video cameras into the nests so they can
watch the abuse happen in real time. She saw a whole farm turning
against one another, forming factions and constantly fighting, the
owner only intervening to "save" or put other yukkuris on a more even
fighting ground. She watches the live feed every other day.

But for her little ant farm... she wasn't seeing much of either. It's
a small farm, but it doesn't have any potential to grow, it seems
she's missing something.

Her little farm is a boring one sided abuse. The first few days it
was fun to watch, now it's just the same shit over and over again.
Little Reimu would be brought in to feed the family, then thrown out.
Little Reimu had even stopped screaming and crying, seemingly
accepting of her fate. The little yukkuris inside the nest has grown
long and fat, and the mother as well. They've ceased to see little
Reimu as a member of the family, but only as a machine that can
produce delicious sweet-sweets for them.

"Sigh.... so maybe that's why 'gold farms' cost so much more than the
silver or bronze ones... these shitheads don't do much at all."

She quietly wondered about the difference between the yukkuri
pedigrees, but her stubbornness has only brought her to one
conclusion. She needs better yukkuris, and this little family isn't
going to cut it. But she doesn't want to start over either... the ant
farm is pretty nice and she spent a lot of time building it. It'd
rival some of the farms setups she sees on the youtube videos, so the
problem is with the yukkuris.

She grew to like little Reimu, so she can stay. Little Reimu never
called her a shitty old woman, after all. And her attitude seems to
have changed quite a lot the past few weeks.... She hasn't heard
herself calling herself a princess or beautiful or anything for a long
time.

She grabbed her jacket and decided to head to the pet store to see
what they had. But she grinned and stopped by the little aquarium.
She gently sprayed some lemon scented gas into the farm and watched
Reimu fall asleep.

For now she'll simply grant little Reimu's wish. She grabbed the
aquarium with both hands.

"EARTHQUAKEEEE~!!! How's that for a shitty old woman??"

She grinned as she watched the cave collapse, the screams and cries
suddenly being muffled is like music to her ears.

<tbc>

GC

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Stupid Yukkuri that won't let responsible Reimu take it easy can go
and be buried easy! Now is okay!

Danogoat

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No kiriraitaa today but a new chapter from poweryoga is good!

Zidana123

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Huh. I wasn't expecting the family to turn into vampires like that.
Not at all. o.o

Poweryoga

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For some reason the idea popped into my head and I just decided to ran
with it. :o

Poweryoga

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Short chapter this week! I scrapped most of it after it didn't come
out good, but the beginning seems ok so I'll go ahead and post it~

=========

"Yu yu~"
"Big shish, wub-wub~!"
"Yufufu, little one don't be so spoiled! Reimu has to rub-rub with
other little sisters too!"
"Yunnyaaa~!! But Mawicha wands choo wub-wub~!"
"Weimu wands choo wick-wick~!"
"Yufufu, Reimu has lots and lots of mister time! So wait in line
easy~!"
"Little one, come here... rub rub with mommy too!"
"Yuyu?"

All the little adorable little sisters and mommy were rubbing and
squishing against her so much. The initial elation of all her beloved
family rubbing against her has slowly turned a bit uncomfortable, and
even a bit annoying.

"C.. Cut it out guys, Reimu can only rub-rub one at a time!"

But the faceless yukkuris only kept on pushing against her, harder and
harder until she couldn't see anything but darkness.

"YUGU!!!"

Little Reimu awoke with a twitch, her eyes filled with darkness. Is
it still the middle of the night? No, her body clock is telling her
that mister sun should be up and about, taking it easy in the sky.
Are mister clouds being mean to mister sun? No.... mister clouds
could never block out all of mister sun. So what was going on?

"Yunnnyaaaa~!!! Whhhyyy!! Reimu can't see anything!?!?!"

There was only one reason... She must've gone blind!

"Reimu's beautiful face-face!!!! Reimu's eye-eyeeeee!!! The eye-eye
that lets Reimu take it easy!!!!! Mister eye-eye come baccckkkkk!!!"

Reimu cried and screamed, twisting her little body to-and-fro until a
shining speck of light came through directly on her eye.

"Yu?"

Reimu abruptly sat up, and finally realized that the darkness that
enveloped her was just a layer of uneasy mister dirt. But mister
dirt? Why was mister dirt covering Reimu? Reimu was sure that mister
hole was nice and empty... mister grass was gone too, probably taking
it easy somewhere...

Then she shrunk back as she realized mommy always comes to take so
little sisters can have "sweet-sweets" around this time. She thought
about hiding... but looking around, there was miles and miles of just
empty grass and dirt, and she was so very tired and very weak from her
filling getting sucked out all this time. So she sighed and waited
for mommy to take her away...

"...."
"...."
"...."

But only silence greeted her.

"Yu?.... what's going on....?"

Reimu's heart fluttered as silenced flooded her ears. She eagerly
bounced towards where her former easy place was, the beautiful little
place that had been dug painstakingly by her.... and then taken over
by the uneasy mommy and shitty little sister. They took the easy
place, threw her out and made her sleep-sleep in the cold without
anything to cover herself other than the hard mister grass. The
ultimate easy place, the most comfortable nest hole should be right
there.... but she found absolutely nothing.

"Yuyuyu!?!?! R... Reimu's easy place is gone..."

A striking disappointment and regret washed over her, only immediately
replaced by joy.

"Shitty mommy and uneasy little sisters that only want to eat Reimu
are in Reimu's easy place..."
"And easy place is gone..."
"So mommy and uneasy little ones are gone too!!"

Reimu jumped in joy as she suddenly felt liberated. She hopped
around excitedly in circles, singing loudly at the top of her lungs
before slowing down, panting heavily and exhausted.

"Uneasy yukkuris should just die easy...."

Reimu nodded with an indignant look on her face. But a small drop of
tear rolled down her cheeks.

[Yufufu, little ones, come rub with mommy~]
[Yuuyuuuuu!! Big shish has such eajy bwaids~!]
[Wub-wub! Yukuchi!]

Even though the uneasy yukkuris were gone, but for some reason she
couldn't be happy at all. Memories of happier times swam through
her paste, and little Reimu trudged towards the easy munch-munch,
hearing nothing but the quiet hum of the lamp hanging over the
aquarium.

The family was gone now. She will never rub-rub with mommy or lick-
lick little sisters again. They were very uneasy yukkuris for sure
now... but at one time they were her favorite family. Why did this
happen?

Some terrible memory she seemed to have forgotten, maybe? It seems
like there was something that happened.....

Then something caught the corner of her eye.

"Yuyu!! Mister ball!!"

Without a second though, Reimu dashed towards the ball and tripped
over it.

"REIMU'S FACE-FACEEEE~!!"

===============

"Hm hm hm~"

She hummed happily as she watched little Reimu wander around the
terrarium, doing her yukkuris things and playing with the toys she
left in there. They were so easy to please, it was kind of funny.
She stared at a catalog that she had gotten from the pet store,
flipping through the section on yukkuri ant farms.

"There's so many to choose from...."

There were three different pedigrees: gold, silver and bronze,
decreasing in price respectively. Reading the description for the
three different pedigrees... she's inclined to think her little Reimu
here is probably rated less than a bronze.

"Hm, don't really want to spend a lot of money on these things... but
also don't want to go half assed...."

She plopped down on her sofa, shaking her legs while flipping through
the catalog. She had a working terrarium with running water, a timed
lamp, surveillance equipment and a large supply of food. She had a
mixture of sand and dirt that was not entirely suitable for a yukkuri
ant farm.... in order for them to build a working tunnel system, the
ground needs to be more solid, and she'd have to upgrade to a harder
mixture.

Unfortunately, judging from the condition of her little Reimu, she
wouldn't be able to make a home in a harder mixture. She barely had
enough strength to scrabble out a little nest hole in this soft mix.

"Hmmmm, what to do...."

House yukkuris were a lot cheaper than normal yukkuris, so maybe she
can afford to splurge a little.... There were so many different kinds
to choose from. She remembered squashing the stupid Marisa type and
the initial encounter left a bitter feeling that she'd rather not
repeat... so she decided against any Marisa types. But there were
other kinds too... even yuka types to take care of the grass so she
wouldn't have to constantly replant them. She flipped through some of
the other sections and saw all sorts of rare types on sale that cost
but a fraction of the price of a normal yukkuri.

Tenshis, Udonges, Tewis... even some Kaguya and Erin types. All rare
types that she'd never see normally...

"Now, which kinds play nice together....?"

She has some research to do.

<TBC>

GC

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And I thought this place had died off.

Still alive.

Maximusfive

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> Still alive.

This was a Triumph. XP

Zidana123

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Yay! More ant farm!

I wonder how Little Reimu's wild-type sensibilities will serve her in
a community of pet-minded yukkuris.

Atzumo Kayami

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Hell yes rare types! I want to see some Yuuka thrown in there for good
measure.
Also, It's nice to see that this place hasn't died off just jet

Poweryoga

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Little Reimu's beautiful new nest is ready!! A big beautiful nest she
can be proud to show to any yukkuri, spacious enough for many many
families and suitable for even mister winter's hibernation cave!

Tonight she will have a big grand mister party and invite all the
yukkuris and have lots of fun!

... or so she'd like to think.

Reimu sighed as she put the little plastic toothpick down and laid
back in the ditch she made, putting up the barrier made of the hard
mister grass. Mister sun was very hot during mister summer, and all
the exertions made her feel tired and lethargic. The heat made her
feel dizzy, and there just isn't yukkuris to help her make the new
nest feel comfortable.

The little hole reached an inch or 2 into the ground, just enough for
little Reimu to wiggle in and block off the entrance in the night
(mister night got chilly!)

She sighed stretched, laying back in her uncomfortable and bumpy bed
made unskillfully with the dry mister grass.

"... want to take it easy...."

Reimu mumbled to herself as she yawned and fell asleep.

============

"Welcome to Yukkuri Mart!"

Big sis smiled dismissively at the seemingly overly enthusiastic high-
school girl manning the counter. For some reason, most of the pet
stores she has visited had a heavily female-biased employee base.

She casually walked around the store, stopping at a large aquarium
filled with little house yukkuris. A sample farm no doubt, but the ant-
farm was huge and bustling with all different kinds of yukkuris.
Patchouli seemingly directing new directions for tunnels to go, a
whole group of Yuka types farming and planting gardens inside
(mushroom) and outside (grasses and flowers). A heavy and deep pool
housed a few families of aquatic type yukkuris such as Nitoris,
Murasas and various aquatic Marisa families. They even had a little
waterfall somehow built into the display, which housed a bunch of the
flying yukkuri types such as Remilia and Flandres. Big sis rubbed her
eyes as she saw one of the little house yukkuris flicker and change
shapes before her eyes, switching from a Remilia to a Flandre.

"Ooh, a Nue type..."
"Achem, please don't touch the glass on the display... the yukkuris
get scared easily."
"Huh?"

Big sis caught herself with her face pressed against the glass, not
realizing she was commotion in the yukkuri community.

"Oh... sorry. Didn't realize I was doing it..."
"It's ok, we get that a lot."
"Can I help you with anything?"
"Err... I'm trying to stock a yukkuri farm..."
"What kind?"
"Ummm.... what do you mean?"
"Are you looking to abuse?"
"What?? No no, I'm not into that sort of stuff. Not at all. Never."

Big sis fidgeted uncomfortably as she felt the girl's judging eyes on
her, but the benevolent employee only shrugged.

"Well, we have a section in the pet store over there that should be
perfect for abusers."
"Why are you telling me this!?"
"Welllll, if you're interested in a normal pet farm, you can look in
that section over there. Just saying! "

The girl winked at big sis, and for some reason big sis felt like
punching her. Indignantly, she marched towards the pet farm
section.

"The nerve..."

She'll just look at the nice yukkuris in the pet farm section. She'll
pick out some nice looking ones, maybe silvers, and just get them
packed up in a nice little carrying case or whatever and buy some
decorations and....

...she couldn't help but wonder what's in the abuse section. Against
her better judgment, she looked around to make sure the employee she
just talked to isn't looking at her...

Then she made her way to the abuse section. Almost as soon as she
entered the section, she could notice that the section was
decorated... a little differently. Lots of "tools", "medicine" as
well as a whole entire bookshelf of abuse books. The yukkuriums were
brightly lit, but the color scheme for some reason made her feel a bit
uneasy. The brilliant colors seemed to permeate with some strange
aura... and she tip-toed (For some reason) to one of the yukkuriums.

"Another shitty old woman is here!"
"Yufufu, eat Marisa's poo-poo!!"

A loud cackle followed, and big-sis realized that little microphones
were installed in each yukkurium display to allow the customer to
clearly hear what the yukkuris were saying. She watched the little
yukkuris wiggle her ass at her, and she felt her temperature rising.

"Yufufu, give up sweet-sweets shitty old woman~!"
"Reimu will let shitty human eat poo-poo if shitty human gives sweet-
sweets! It's a magnificent reward, yufufu!"
"You little shit! Who are you calling old woman!?"
"Ooooh, scary-scary."
"Yufufu, shitty old woman can't touch us~!"
"Yu yu yu yu-"
"WHY YOU-"
"Please don't bang on the display glass."
"Eh-"

Big sis swerved around and saw a smiling employee, and she froze in
place. It's the same girl that told her where the abuse section was.

"I.... uh..."
"It's ok, a lot of people come to look at this section every day.
It's rare that it's empty like it is right now"
"No I was just curious-"
"Shitty slave is here!"
"Shitty slave bring the munch-munch! Don't take it easy or the great
Marisa will get mad!!"
"Take Reimu's poo-poo away and feed it to shitty old woman over
there!! A lot is fine!"

Big sis saw the girl smile emotionlessly, and reach out to grab a long
stick-like thing with some tongs attached to the end from the wall.

"... would you like a free sample? These are cheap and are replaced
at the end of the week every week."
"... eh?"
"These are the bait and cheap abuse fodder, cheap to breed since
there's tons of them. Most stores make their own, they're good for
live feed for predator farms."

As she spoke, the girl quickly reached into the terrarium and plucked
out a squirming Marisa with skillful trained hands with the tongs.

"LET MARISA GOOO~!! YUGGIIIII!! MARISA IS GOING TO PUFF-PUFF AT SHITTY
OLD WOMAN!!!"

Big sis saw the girl visibly twitch, then watched as Marisa exploded
in the gripping tongs.

"Ahahaha, oops. Sorry I'll fetch you another one."
"YUNNYAAA!!! MARISAAAA~!!"
"NOOO!! STAY AWAY FROM REIMU!!!"
"PUFF!!! PUFFFFFF!!!"
"Ah... it's ok... I don't really want anything from...."
"Ahaha, don't worry, here have one on the house..... oh oops. It
squished~♪ "
"YUUUNNNYAAA!!! REIMMMUUUU~!!"

Then something from the corner of her eyes snatched her attention. It
was in a different container, a little Yuka by herself, shaking for
some reason.

"Hm, aren't Yuka types expensive? What's this one doing in the abuse
section?"
"The house yukkuri types aren't that expensive, but they do cost a
little bit more than the normal house yus."
"Why is this one here then? I thought all the ones here are cheap..."
"All her sisters got sold, but people didn't pick her because she's
mute or something. I think she's defective, yukkuris that can't speak
to humans don't sell well as pets, so we put her in the abuse section
because there are people that like to abuse rare types."

Big sis looked at the Yuka closely, and the Yuka stared straight back
at her before squeaking and shrunking into a little ball.

"Ohohoho... "

============

"Yuu...?"

A strange noise woke Reimu up in the middle of the night. Was it an
intruder!?

Reimu gulped, and curled up deeper in her nest. She was tired and
sleepy, and mister barrier will keep the intruder out.... right?

"...."

The sound was a bit clearer now. It sounded like a yukkuri. The
thought stirred something inside little Reimu and she shivered a bit.
What if they were uneasy like shitty mommy and little sisters? Reimu
should go and defeat the uneasy yukkuri like a great hunter!

"... but Reimu is not a great hunter."

Reimu carefully picked up her plastic toothpick and pried open the
"barrier". She slowly stepped outside of her nest hole and found the
night was so dark, she could barely see anything at all. She could
hear the yukkuri yu-ing in the distance though. A trickle of nervous
sweat ran down Reimu's forehead and down her cheeks... she had never
hunted before, and the concept is fairly foreign to her. Then she
thought about the terrifying mommy and little sisters that tried to
eat her every day.... and a phantom pain tickled her paste insides
from the thought. She wanted to be able to see everything. She hates
the dark.

"Mister sun, don't take it easy and come out, Reimu can't see!!"

Reimu called out to mister sun loudly, but the only thing that
happened was the yukkuri stopped yu-ing.

"Yu!!! Why does uneasy yukkuri know Reimu is here!!!"
"..."

However only silence greeted her.

"Fine!! Watch out then, here comes Reimu!"

Reimu could barely hold on to her toothpick since she was shaking so
much, but she bravely moved forward.... only to trip over something
and to drop the toothpick.

"YUNNYAAAA~!"
"YUGIIIII~!"
""DON'T HURT REIMUUU/YUKAAAA~!!""
"Yuyu!? What-"
"A Reimu!?"

As Reimu's blurred vision recovered, she saw a little yukkuri
(actually about her size) looming directly over her. A terrifying
visage of something from her worst nightmares. Then the figure tried
to walk forward and managed to trip over Reimu's body.

Both little yukkuris curled up into a ball, shaking in fear.

""YUNNNNYAAA~~!!! DON'T EAD REIMUUU/YUKKKAA~!""
""YUYU!?""
""DON'T COPY WHAT YUKA/REIMU IS SAYINGGG!!""
"YUGGIIII!!"
"Yuka is going to get angry!!"
"Don't steal Reimu's thoughts!! Uneasy yukkuriiii!!"
"Feel Yuka's might!!!"

The two yukkuris jumped at each other, slapping at each other with
their braids and hair.

"Take that!!"
"YUGII!! Feel Reimu's ultra-sonic braid punch-punchhh!!"
"Feel Yuka's hair whipppp!"
"Yunnyaa!! Id hurrdd!!"
"Yuuuuuu!! I.. It doesn't hurt at alllll!! YUNYAAA Hurrrtt----!"
"Yuggiiiiii!!"

After slap-fighting for several minutes, Reimu and Yuka both plopped
down on the ground, panting heavily. Yuka was the first one to get
up, and Reimu watched with dismay as Yuka bounced over to Reimu,
standing over her triumphantly.

"Yufufu, Yuka got up first! So Yuka is the winner!"
"Yunnnyaaa--- Whyyy~?!"
"So Reimu is now Yuka's slave!! Yufufu!"
"Yunnnyaaa~!!!"

Poor little Reimu shed a tear. The little princess has been captured
by the evil Yuka and will now be eaten~ Goodbye cruel world, Reimu
will take it easy in the next-yu-life....

Reimu felt Yuka close in, and she shut her eyes tightly, her tired
body no longer responding. She felt something wet slick across her
face, and she screamed.

"YUNNNNNYAAA!! Don't ead Weimmmuuu!!"

Reimu opened her face to Yuka's puzzled look. Reimu slowly climbed to
her feet and dusted herself off. Reimu watched Yuka drag her tongue
across her face again, and she let Yuka do it with no protest. It
reminded her that mommy didn't do much clean-clean when she came
back...

"S... So this is Yuka's first command!! B... Be Yuka's friend!! Ok!?"
"Yuyu?"
"S... Silence!! Yuka didn't give Reimu permission to speak! So
s...shut up ok!"

Yuka quietly dragged her tongue across Reimu's face again before
rubbing up against her, and little Reimu rubbed back in confusion.
The warmth from rubbing was plesant, and Yuka had a strangely mellow
smell around her that calmed her down...

But what in the world just happened? Where did this yukkuri come
from?

Little Reimu decided she doesn't really care. At least this one is
not trying to eat her.

<TBC>

Zidana123

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Yay, peaceful times ahead for Little Reimu!

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Little Reimu rubbed her eyes and yawned.  Mister sun hasn't come out completely yet, but it was getting brighter and brighter every minute.  She tried to pick herself up, but found something heavy next to her, gripping her tightly and preventing her from moving.  A faint sweet smell of grass filled the room, and Reimu heard a gentle hissing coming from next to her.


"Yupii....Yupii..." 


The bed of green hair and the peaceful breathing from the yukkuri next to Reimu made her feel... relaxed.  A feeling that she hasn't felt in a very very long time!  It's like having a little sister once again, snuggled up nice and tight and-

 

squeeeeeeeeze.

 

"Yugu..."

"Yufufu, silly Reimu.... Yuka didn't.... permission.... to leave..."

"Yu..?"

 

Yuka smacked her lips as she mumbled in her sleep, and then she squeezed herself tighter around Reimu.  Reimu gasped as all the air was squeezed out of her body.

 

"Can't.... breath...."

"... yufufu...."

 

squeeeeeeeeeze. 

 

"Yuuugiiiiiiii!!! Stupid Yuka wake up before Reimu Reimu takes the big easyyyy!!"

 

smack smack smack.

 

"YUUU!?! W... what's happppennnningggg!!?"

"Stupid Yuka was squeezing Reimu too hard!"

"Yu... yuyu?  Y... Yuka would never squeeze stupid Reimu!"

"Yunnnyaaa!!! Who's Yuka calling stupiiiiid!"

"Yuyuyu!! Slave-friend shouldn't talk without permission!!"

"Reimu is not a slavveeee!  Eat Reimu's beautiful braid-braiiiddd!!!"

"Mister hair attackkkk---!!!"

 

And the two welcomed the beautiful morning. 

 

==========

 

Yuka pouted as she bounced into the early morning sun.  She was having such a wonderful dream, and that silly stupid Reimu woke her up!  The bed of fluffy-fluffy was gone in an instant, but Reimu was still there... so it's not a total loss, she supposes.  Anything is better than being alone in mister uneasy box! 

 

So Yuka took a deep breath and waited as Reimu limped out of the easy place.

 

"Yuuuennnnnn, it hurrrrrttt...."

"Puff! Don't pick fights with Yuka, Yuka is the strongest!"

"Yuuuuennnnnn, no fair...."

"Puff!"

 

Yuka puffed up, but walked over to Reimu to lick-lick her on the many sore spots Yuka left on her.  Reimu winced as the soft tongue touched her tender bruises, but let Yuka do what she wanted to anyway.

 

"I... It's not like Yuka wants to do this ok!  Understand easy!"

 

Reimu just shrugged.  In a few moments, the pain has subsided and Yuka beamed happily. 

 

"Yufufu, good as new!  Yuka is super-easy-doctor!"

"Yu..."

 

So Yuka cleared her throat, and looked directly at the "mister sun."  She started to talk loudly but her voice quickly shrank, and what she said ended up being a mouse of a whisper that could only be heard by Reimu. 

 

"....Take it easy, miss or mister...."

"Yu?"

"Y... Yuka said hers!!! Reimu greet miss or mister human properly!"

"Yuyu?  What is Yuka talking about?"

"Yu?  Doesn't Reimu know?"

"Yuyuyuyu?  Know what?"

 

Yuka frowned, and bounced up to Reimu, looking at her carefully as if examining a strange piece of meat.

 

"Doesn't Reimu know?  We are mister pets!! So it's only proper to greet miss and mister humans!"

"Yuyu?  What's a mister pet....?"

"Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu?"

 

Yuka stared at Reimu like a strange animal, then her eyes lit up.

 

"Is Reimu... possibly a wild yukkuri?"

"Yu?  Yuyuyuyu?  Yuyuyuyuyuyu???"

"H... Has Reimu ever been inside a mister box before...?"

"Yu?  R... Reimu grew up with mommy and daddy!!! Daddy was the strongest yukkuri!! Reimu had lots of little sisters, and Reimu would hunt with daddy sometimes!!!"

"Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuu???"

"W... Why is Yuka staring at Reimmmuuuu?!?!?"

"YUUUOOHHhHHHH~!! A wild yukkuriiiiii~!  Yuka has never seen one beforeeee!!  C... Can Yuka rub-rub!?!?"

 

Yuka rubbed up against Reimu eagerly, and Reimu looked up into the sky, confused beyond belief. 

 

"Yuka is already doing rub-rub...."

"Yufufufu~!!!"

 

[Reimu.....]

[Reimu thinks Reimu found a weird yukkuri....]

 

==============

She looked at the two yukkuris diligently working to expand their nest, and nodded to herself happily.  The two yukkuris seem to be getting along very well, judging from the fact that Yuka is all over Reimu like the white on rice. 

 

Absolutely nothing like their cannibalistic family, she mused. 

 

"So I guess the pedigree of the yukkuri does make a difference..."

 

She yawned as she watched the two yukkuri continue digging the tunnel, then get into some sort of argument and began slapping each other with their braids and hair.  She shrugged and pulled out her laptop, typing away.

 

Which yukkuri should she get?  The display at the yukkuri pet store really caught her eye... a whole host of predators and other types of yukkuris helping each other and creating a sustainable ecosystem is nothing short of incredible to her.   Here she could barely keep Reimu from killing herself.

 

"Maybe I should get a few more to see what happens?"

 

<tbc>

Poweryoga

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Short update!  Working on other section of the Nue story but wanted to get these ideas out before they grow moldy in my brain. >_>

Also taking ideas for new yukkuris to be added in the ant-farm! 

GC

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Yuka is a funny one.

Also, I'd love to see how you'd handle an Aya type in this story,
kehehe.

Researcher Maid

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Perhaps a mini-yu like a Patchouli, or an Aya?

a little Byakuren would be a decent yu to add too...

Zidana123

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Chen! Chen! Because Chen gets it!

Poweryoga

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Don't know too much about a Byakuren (the actual touhou) so it might be difficult for me to write about her.  But will keep all suggestions in mind! 

Danogoat

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A kogasa is fine! Right now is fine!

MezzoDragon

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Kogasa might troll us as just be a surprise cameo.

But seriously, having a Kogasa would be cool. Also, perhaps the Miss will get a Team 9 set. That'd make things interesting.

Zidana123

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Why is it called a [Short] now?

It is quite [Long]

Poweryoga

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Well, short in the sense it's updated little bit by little bit as my mood fits, so it can be 3-4 pages or it can be longer!

But you're right, the whole series has gotten a bit longer than I expected.  This is the first story that I'm just kind of winging along!

Poweryoga

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She stood before a couple of large yukkuriums, each neatly separated into little living habitats for the various types of yukkuris.  It was deathly quiet in here, despite all the microphones installed on the yukkuriums.

 

"Um..."

"Don't worry, these are nice.  At the very least a silver level.  House Yukkuris are sort of hard to breed consistently, but the levels are fairly consistent.  The mics are turned off, you can just flick the switch if you want to talk to them."

"Oh, ok..."

 

She walked over to the first yukkurium, a commune of Patchoulis.  One of them seemed to notice miss looking in their direction, and eagerly bounced forward.  For some reason, the rest of the Patchoulis rushed in to try to pull her back.

 

"Hm? What are they doing?"

 

Flick.

 

"Mukyuuuu!! Shitty old woman can bring Patchouli's mister grimoire right here!! A lot is fine, hurry up old hag!!"

 

The other Patchoulis gasped and looked at that one with their jaws dropped, and they backed up rapidly as the store worker walked up to the tank, a plastic smile on her face and a pair of even more plastic tongs in her hand.

 

"Ah, sorry about that.  Don't worry most of them are not like this one.  We'll refund your money if you end up with a DIPSHIT like this one."

 

Grab!

 

"MUKYUUUUU!! LED PADCHOOLI GOOOO!!  Mukyuu mukyuu mukyuuu----"

"Ah... please browse around.  I'll drop this off in the ABUSER'S section."

"Um hum..."

 

She shook her head as she watched the girl carry away the screaming Patchouli.  The rest of the Patchoulis immediately crowded around the front of the tank, waving their braids and some of them feebly trying to hop up and down.  The sea of little purple haired yukkuris brought a little smile to her face. 

 

"Mukyuu-"

"Mukyu-"

"Mukyuyu---"

"Haaa.... so cute."

 

She tapped the glass gently, and the Patchoulis tried to match her taps with their braids on the opposite side of the glass. 

 

"Mukyuu-"

"Take it easy miss~!"

"Buy Patchouli~!  Patchouli will teach miss the fireball spell~!"

"...."

 

She looked at the yukkuris and smiled, but began to turn away.  But a little cough brought her attention back.

 

"Achem."

"Hm?"

".... Patchouli will teach miss how to.... FIND A BOYFRIEND."

"WILL YOU REALLY!?"

 

She slammed her face and palms against the tank immediately, her bloodshot eyes zeroing in on the little Patchouli with laser like precision, her heavy hot breath fogging up the front of the display tank.  The tank of Patchoulis immediately scattered at the loud sound, some tripping over one another in an attempt to get away. 

 

"... Please don't hit or lean against the display."

 

Miss spun around to see the girl smiling at her professionally, but the little smirk on the edge of her mouth couldn't be clearer. 


"I wasn't...."

"...."

"I... I have a ...."

"...."

"... so you know, I don't need...."

"..."


Miss blushed furiously and coughed, quickly walking over to the other displays and away from the grinning girl. 

 

This tank was filled with ... nothing.  There were a lot of branches and sticks, leading her to believe there were supposed to be flying types in here.  But there are nothing. 

 

"Hm?"

"Oh, those are Ayas.   They are typically hiding so you won't be able to see them."

"Hm..."

 

She shrugged and moved on to other displays.  There were the typical Reimu-Marisa types, some happy looking Yuka types, a bunch of aquatics like Murasa and Nitoris, as well as water-tolerant types like Kogasa and aquatic Marisas living in harmony.  A few other tanks had flier types like Remilia and Flandre, as well as a refrigerated one filled with little Cirnos and Letties.  There was another little tank filled with a bunch of Chen and Ran types, but they seemed to be more interested in each other than the human looking at them from the outside. 

 

"Hm...."

"Can't decide?  We usually recommend building up a solid foundation before going forward with more exotic types.  For that it's usually recommended to go with some Yuka to produce food, and base types like Marisa and Reimu."

"Hm.  I already have a Reimu and a Yuka."

"Just two?"

"Uh... yeah..."

"Hm... You should have a few more famlies.... "

"I'm not too sure if I'm ready to handle a big farm like that.  I had an... accident, and lost most of my farm so I only had one left."

"I see."

 

She wandered over to the Aya yukkurium, and looked through the glass a bit.  An Aya type poked her head out from the hollowed out branch, and buzzed out before her.

 

"...."

"...."

 

The two stared at each other for a little while.  The Aya looked condescending, and the constant smirk on her face was slightly annoying to say the least.  She frowned and started to turn away, eager to look at some of the other tanks.

 

"..."

"Hm?  Did you say something?"

"....oooh, beautiful beautiful."

"I WILL TAKE THIS ONE."

".... eh?  A... Are you sure?"

 

=========

 

Little Reimu yawned and scratched herself, reaching around to rub herself against Yuka's warm soft cheeks.  But all she found was a bed of fluffy warm grass that still had Yuka's scent on it. 

 

"...Yuyu?"

 

She rubbed her eyes and stretched.  The barrier was still in place, but it looked a little different from last night.  The sticks were arranged neater than what Reimu did, and not much of mister sun was shining through uneasy mister cracks.  It was strange looking, and certainly not Reimu's handy work....

 

Reimu seethed for a second with jealousy at the thought of someone constructing a better barrier than her!   How dare she take away Reimu's easy ultimate mister barrier and replace it with this... this.... super easy better good ultimate mister barrier!! Is this a challenge!?!?

 

So Reimu bounced out towards the barrier and started to push outwards.  To her surprise, the barrier wouldn't budge when she pushed. 

 

"Yu?"

 

She rattled the sticks and pushed harder this time, but it still didn't budge. 

 

"YUYUYU!?!?"

 

She was trapped!! The princess has been trapped by the evil yukkuris!! They must be jealous of how easy she is!!  But fear not, the princess is not helpless, and she is much stronger than she looks!

 

"Super-power Reimu strikkkkeeeeee~!!!"

 

Reimu dashed forward at full power, slamming through the barrier noisily.

 

"Yupu-"

"Yu?"

 

Reimu slammed square into Yuka's face, who apparently heard Reimu's screams and cries and came to unlock mister barrier.  Yuka flew backwards from the powerful strike, and served as a cushion for little Reimu's fall as well.

 

"Yugyaaaaa!!! S.. Stupid Yuka!!! Why is stupid Yuka outside!?!"

"......."

"Yugiiiii!! Uneasy stupid Yuka go die easyyyy!!!  Puffffff!!! Reimu's face-face hurts nowwww!!!"

"...."

 

Reimu puffed up and prepared to fight off Yuka's super hair-hair-attack, but for some reason she was strangely quiet. 

 

"Yu?  Yuka?  R... Reimu is sorry..."

 

Little Reimu bounced over to Yuka and nudged her slightly, but Yuka just slightly rolled over, her eyes closed and drool leaking out from the side of her mouth. 

 

"YUNYAAA?!?!  Y... YUKAAAA!!!!"

 

===============

 

Yuka quietly rubbed her bruised face while Reimu rubbed up against her apologetically.  They sat together in the expanded little nest, the fruit of their hard work for the past week or so. 

 

"Yuuuu, Reimu is sorryyyy!! Yuka stop being mad!!"

"....."

"Reimu is sorry for hitting Yuka with the ultimate attack!! Sorry for being so strong!"

 

Smack!

 

"Yugu.... YUNYAAA!!! IT HURRTTT!"

"Puff!!!"

"Yuuu, but Reimu was trapped by stupid mister barrier..."

"Yuka's mister barrier isn't stupid!!!"

"Yugu...."

"Yuka thought Yuka would let Reimu sleep-sleep more, so Yuka fixed the stupid broken crappy mister barrier to be a good mister barrier that wouldn't let mister sun through!"

"Yugu..."

"But Reimu is too stupid to open mister barrier properly!! Puffffff!!"

"Yu...YUNYAAAA!! I... It's not Reimu's fault Yuka didn't make mister barrier properly so that it was easy to opennnn!!!"

"PUFFFFF!!! Stupid Reimmuuuu!!"

"Pufff!!! Dumb Yukaaaaa!!"

 

smack smack smack smack smack--

 

"Wafu?"

"Yu?"

"Yuyu?"

 

A pair of white ears poked through the entrance of the nest, sending Reimu scurrying behind Yuka.  The ears wiggled, but the bright sun outside made it hard to make out the thing's features.  Yuka puffed up timidly, and called out to the wiggling ears. 

 

"Who's there!?"

"Wafu!?  Take it easy!!!  Can Momiji rub-rub too!?"

 

And Momiji immediately bounced down through the opening, rubbing up against Yuka passionately and dragging her tongue across Yuka's cheeks.  Reimu turned a shade of white as she watched Momiji furiously rub against Yuka, who was too stunned to do anything.

 

"YUUUUGGIIIIII!!! DON'T TOUCH REIMU'S YUKKKAAAAAAA~!!!!"

 

======

"....."

 

Aya circled the little nest hole anxiously.

 

".... troubling troubling..."

 

Her little friend dove straight into the nest hole without thinking twice.  What if there were uneasy things waiting inside to eat her?  But this is miss's easy place, so the yukkuris in here should be good pets that would--

 

"Wafuuuuuu~!!"

 

Momiji scrambled out of the nest hole hurriedly, a screaming little ball of red and black chasing after her. 

 

"Wafuuuuu! Don't get ittttt~!!!!  Whyyyyy~!!!"

"YUGGIIIIII!!! DIE EASSYYYYYY!!!"

"ooohhh...."

 

Aya blasted down from the sky to land before Reimu, who applied her emergency breaks to avoid slamming herself into Aya.  Momiji darted around Aya's unintentionally condescending face , shaking with a confused look written all over her. 

 

"Ohh..."

"Y... Yu?? Another new yukkuri!! Doesn't matter, get out of Reimu's waaayyy!!!"

 

Reimu blasted forward, but Aya simply wasn't there by the time Reimu got there.   Reimu looked around in bewilderment, and puffed up at the Aya, who looked a bit shocked at the gesture.

 

"PUFFF!! Don't harass Reimu!!! Reimu needs to kill this stupid white yukkuriii!!"

"M.. Momiji is Momiji, nice to meet-"

"Quiettttt!!!"

 

Reimu attempted to body slam Momiji, but Aya darted before Reimu once again to protect Momiji.  This time Reimu succeeded in hitting Aya, who rolled through the sky with a dazed look on her face before landing on her head off in the distance. 

 

"Waffuuu!! Ayaaa!!"

"Pufff!!! Those who touch Reimu's Yuka should die easyyyy!"

"WHO IS REIMU'S!?!?"

 

SMACK!!

 

"Yunnyaaa!!! HURRTTTT!"

"Puffff!!!! D... don't go around shouting that!!! Yuka doesn't belong to anybody!!! Puff!!!"

"But Yuka belongs to Reimuuuu!!!"

"Y.... Yuuu!!! Don't say that!!! S... Stupid!!!"

 

Despite her statement, Yuka looked a little happy for some reason.

 

"Yuunnnn, but Momiji...."

"Yuuuu.....Achem...."

 

Yuka looked at Momiji, blushed then looked away.  Momiji merely cocked her head to the side, confused.  Reimu fumed. 

 

"YUNYAAAA!!! WHY IS YUKA BLUSHHINNGGGGG!!"

"Y...Yuuuu!!! Yuka is not blushinggg!!!"

"PUFFFF!!!!  Don't lick-lick Reimu's mister easy slave without permission!!!"

"...."

 

Yuka's eyes narrowed, and she slowly turned towards Reimu.

 

".... What did Reimu say?"

".... Yuka is Reimu's easy mister slave!"

".... Reimu seems to have forgotten..."

"Yu?"

"Reimu is Yuka's slave-friend!!!!  Yuka will make Reimu understand once again!!!"

"Yunyaaaa!!!  Waiiiiitt!!!!  Pugu-"

 

While Yuka and Reimu tumbled through the ground shouting and slapping at each other, Momiji bounced through the yukkurium to rub up against Aya. 

 

"... Is Aya ok?"

"ooooh.... hurt hurt..."

 

Aya was still seeing stars, but she bounced to her feet to a gloriously smiling Momiji.

 

"Wafu!"

"...."

 

Aya grabbed hold of a side of Momiji's cheek with her mouth.

 

"Wafu?"

"...."

 

Pulllllllllll.

 

"W...WAFFFUUUUUUUUUU!!!  WWWHYYYYY!!!"

"Understand the pain Momiji put Aya through!!!!  Punishment punishment!!!"

"WAFFUUUU!! DON'T GET ITTTTT~!!!!"

 

The two pairs of yukkuris fought until sundown. 


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She yawned, and watched the four yukkuris eventually settle down and go off to their corners.  Momiji and Aya went off to the side of the yukkurium, now with a big piece of hollowed out plastic log.  Yuka and Reimu went back into their little nest hole... seems like they were rather unwilling to share their easy nest with two completely strange new yukkuris. 

 

Still, she didn't realize Momijis and Aya types got along very well.  If the girl didn't tell her she would've never guessed a flying type would be close to the wolf-shaped Momiji.  But for now, at least they're not fighting each other... just themselves.  The little hotheaded Reimu was still causing trouble even after her family is gone, but at least the Yuka seems to be slowly putting her in place. 


"Ah... it's nice to have the proper yukkuris to start a farm."


She smiled, thoughts of the little house-yu family she had captured and disposed of already way beyond her conscious thoughts. 

<TBC>

Zidana123

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Jul 23, 2012, 5:00:22 AM7/23/12
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Are those... winged unbodied Ayas? O_O

Skribulous

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Jul 23, 2012, 7:00:42 AM7/23/12
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Oooh, wonderful, wonderful. 

Miss seems to be turning into sanaeaki's OL character with every update, minus the lolicon tendencies.

GC

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Yay for Aya - types.

Miss seems to be a sucker for praise.

Dat "Boyfriend" - Patchouli, hahaha.

Poweryoga

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I imagined Ayas as little flying types that don't need physical "wings".  I didn't have a template in mind when I designed miss, but I think her personality is starting to form nicely as I think of more things to toss in there! 

Fid99

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Will this ever be continued?

Poweryoga

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Sorry, I've retired a long time ago. 

Fid99 99

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Damn, that's understandable though.
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