Anko 1053: 底辺ゆっくり - The cornerstone yukkuris (AKA Yukkuri Sparta)
Poweryoga
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My greatest thanks to the artist that gave me this inspiration.
<Theoretical Applications>
In the abandoned remains of a factory in the forest, the steel walls
has a "No Entry" sign slapped onto it. Inside the half constructed
factory that had went bankrupt is a clan of yukkuris. The ruin is the
perfect place for the yukkuris to hide themselves, and since the area
is both waterproof and sturdy, the yukkuris can be extra relaxed as
both concerns for a basic nest are laid to rest.
From the "boundary" created at the entrance, the soft bodies of the
yukkuri can easily squeeze through the narrow opening, coming and
going as they pleased. Located near the edge of the factory amidst
the abandoned construction work are several large holes. Large holes
that are so deep that you can't see the bottom, deep enough to fit
even several adult humans.
Two yukkuris bounced in that direction.
Reimu was holding something in her mouth, and the Marisa also had
something hidden within her hat.
And then there are the koyukkuris that were jumping along with their
parents.
"Garbage should be thrown out eajy!"
"Garbage can'd dage id eajy! Garbage will be thrown oud in misder
garbage hole!"
As if they were going on a picnic, the koyukkuris bounced around their
parents happily. Judging from their conversation, it seems like they
were going to throw out some garbage.
Finally they arrived at the edge of the large chasm.
"Thrown away easy!"
After announcing that fact, Reimu's mouth opened and the "garbage"
inside her mouth was spit out.
"Id feelsh like fwying!?"
"Eajjjjyyyyyyy!!!"
The "garbage" were yukkuris. The immature-type yukkuris.
Letting out little pitiful squeals, it seems like they are trying to
stay inside their parents' mouths. But Reimu used her dexterous
tongue to poke at them, as if the immature yukkuris were really
garbage that needed to be thrown away into the dark hole.
"Die easy! That's an order!?"
"Sdob iddd!!"
"Yuguji!!"
The immature yukkuris disappeared into the hole in a blink of the
eye.
"Id feelsh like YYGGUBBUUIIIGIIIIII!?"
One immature Reimu fell headfirst into the bottom of the pit, and
split apart from the top of her head when she landed. The bean paste
within her body splashed outward from the crack, and Reimu immediately
died.
The immature yukkuris are like little cherry tomatoes, and as a result
there is only a small amount of bean paste inside her.
"EajjjyyyyyBIIIGGGGGIIIIIIII!?!?!?"
Another immature yukkuri landed on her more sturdy leg part.
Theoretically it's a successful landing, but because the leg was
hideously split open, this one will turn into a cripple that can't
move. Because the immature yukkuri s' bean paste is harder than a
koyukkuris', they would not be able to crawl around by using stretch-
stretch. It doesn't need to splatter out like the petals of a
beautiful flower, because even a little cut would render them
immobile.
"Can'd dage id eajjjjyyyyyyyy!!!"
Well, there's no meaning to the struggle to begin with.
The pain slowly flowed through the yukkuri's body like the light
scratching of a sharp fingernail, slowly driving the victim insane
with lingering trails of pain. Because the central paste core was
unharmed, the pain will be keenly and continuously felt until the
moment she dies.
Isn't it better to have died a clean death like Reimu?
The pain will continue for this immature yukkuri until the rain falls
and washes the pain away.
The hat has already floated off to god knows where. Even if they were
able to get out of this hole, the possibility of these immature
yukkuris being able to survive somewhere else is 0%.
There is absolutely no hope for the immature yukkuris that were thrown
away here.
The other previously thrown away immature yukkuris can be seen dimly
in the distance. Nearly all of them are immature yukkuris that are
splattered, rotted, or have been partially melted away by the rain.
It really is a simple garbage disposal site.
Karikarikarikarikari (sound of nibbling).
In the garbage disposal site, a steady sound gently broke the
silence.
"Yu...Yu....Eaj..."
Next to an immature Marisa (with super short braids) that has already
turned black, this little one is stepping on an immature Alice (a tiny
red barrette sitting on top of a small patch of golden hair), a small
figure chipping away on the wall using her teeth.
karikarikarikari.... crack.
"Eajyyyyyyy!!?"
Trying to open up a hole with her teeth in order to escape from this
place.
But a yukkuri's teeth, nevermind an immature yukkuris' teeth, has a
very limited durability.
In a few hours, or about half a day, her teeth have been shattered
completely.
"Miyon'z deeeeeedthhhhhh!!!"
An immature Miyon that had struggled against everything with her
teeth. Her teeth now broken, she has been rendered completely
helpless. So in a situation like this, there's nothing else to do
besides wait for death. Well, that'd be incorrect. There's a way to
prolong the inevitable.
"Miyon..."
The immature Miyon that had been thrown in here a few days ago (A
tiny black ribbon tied around the small saucer-like white hair)
scooted close to an immature patchouli (a tiny tuft of purple hair
covered up by the barely present hat and accessory).
And then Miyon buried her face into the dead body.
"Myunch... Myunch...."
Miyon is eating the dead body.
Like we discussed earlier, Reimu, Marisa, and Miyon's fillings are
harder. It's not possible for an immature yukkuri to feast on the
harder filling without any teeth. However, Patchouli, Alice, and
Chens' fillings are cream, custard and chocolate. Comparatively, they
are softer materials.
So relatively speaking, the possibility of survival by Reimu, Miyon
and Marisa is higher. However, for softer types like Patchouli, Alice
and Chen, even if a little bit of filling started flowing out of the
body then they will eventually die from weakness.
Even if there's not much filling left, the immature yukkuri can still
find enough to eat.
"Myunch... Mynch..."
But there's no happiness.
We're not sure if Miyon actually understood the fear of death by
hunger, but the act of being driven to do something un-easy like the
eating of a corpse was borne from a basic defensive mechanism of
running away from death. So of course, the "happiness" usually
accompanying the meal would never be uttered in a situation like
this. In actuality, there are other immature yukkuris that are
showing vacant expressions that have completely given over to despair,
and they will starve to death.
A scene from hell replayed itself in the base of the garbage
disposal.
"Myunch, MyuncYUBII!!"
Crushed by a sudden strike from the top, the immature Miyon
splattered.
Death by falling.
Death from the injuries sustained from the fall.
Crushed to death by newly disposed immature Yukkuris.
Death from despair.
If it started raining, all of the pain and suffering in the base of
this pit will be relieved. However, there is another way to end the
pain.
"Direct hit! Eajy eajy!"
"What a nice hit, Marisa! Marisa will be a very powerful yukkuri in
the future!"
In sharp contrast to the dimly lit bottom of the pit is the bright
sunlight shining topside, and the yukkuris living there.
Baby Marisa and the parent Marisa are playing a game.
They will throw a rock into the bottom of the pit, and if the immature
yukkuris in the pit let out a scream, they win.
"Yu! Marisa! Take it easy!"
The parent Reimu from earlier came back. There seems to be something
in her mouth.
"Reimu! Take it easy!"
"Take it easy!"
"Yuyu~n! What en energetic little one!"
"Yuhehehe! She's Master Marisa's little one!"
"Yuyun! Marisha ish feeling fine chooday!"
"Marisa can really take it easy! Reimu wants to show off her little
one too!"
As if on cue, a little koReimu popped out from behind parent Reimu.
"Chake id eajy!"
"Take it easy! Reimu's little one is also very cute!"
"Yuyun! Weimu ish sowwy for being sho cude!!"
"Yu~! Whad an eajy Weimu~~..."
For some reason the koReimu's cheeks blushed brightly at the comment.
"Isn't little one cute? It's Reimu's little one! But the garbage here
can't take it easy!"
Saying this, Reimu spat out the immature yukkuri she was holding in
her mouth.
"Yu...Yu..."
"Eajy...."
"Yubigiii..."
These immature yukkuris were from the same litter as koReimu. Two
little Marisas and one little Reimu. Part of their face has already
been ripped off, the eyes have been removed and they seemed to be very
weak.
"Because these stupid garbage have been noisy so Reimu had punished
them a bit! If Reimu doesn't do that the sound doesn't go away!
Reimu is so tired!"
"Weimu helped choo! Because mwommie had to shhrow the garbage away,
sho Weimu helped pack up the garbage!!"
These two yukkuris puffed up their chest proudly.
"Yu! Little one is so hard working!"
"Isn't Reimu hard working too!?"
"Yu! Reimu is great too! It's everybody's responsibility to take care
of the garbage! Marisa's little one helps out a lot too!"
"Help out easy!"
So first, parent Reimu bit off the immature Reimu's ribbon.
"Yubi... wib...."
"Yufu! The stupid garbage that can't even speak properly should just
die easy!"
"E..."
Immature Reimu disappeared into the hole.
"Hurry and fall in eajy! Garbage should fall in misder garbage hole
eajy!"
KoReimu, holding a small stick that she fetched, stabbed at her
younger sister.
"Yu..."
Her central paste core injured and bleeding from various injuries,
this immature yukkuri is almost completely immobile. Little by
little, she was shoved into the hole courtesy of koReimu's stick.
"Little one! When little one is throwing away the garbage little one
should follow Reimu's lead! It's ok if daddy uses mister stick but
little one shouldn't use mister stick when throwing away the garbage!"
"Undershdood eajy!"
The remaining immature yukkuri picked up the stick that the koMarisa
was playing earlier with her teeth.
"Yuyu!! Marisa's mister stick!"
With a dreadful and incredulous look on her face, the immature yukkuri
probably picked up the stick unconsciously. Looking as if she wanted
to push koMarisa into the pit with her, the little immature Marisa...
"Yufuuu!!"
Father Marisa used a thicker stick to smash open the immature yukkuri.
The stick leaving her mouth from the impact, the immature Marisa fell
into the hole in that smashed state.
"Little one be careful! Good thing daddy was here, but if little one
was here alone then little one would've been hurt! Take it easy!!"
"Yuyu~n.... understood easy...."
Parent Reimu and koReimu comforted koMarisa.
"Yun! But it was dangerous! Little one's lives are precious! So just
leave this place to us!"
The parents told the koyukkuris, full of determination.
"Yuyu! Mawisha ish ok! Marisha will work harder shtarding from
chooday!"
KoMarisa understood exactly what her father Marisa was thinking. In a
little bit, these four yukkuris disappeared from the hole.
The immature yukkuris that were thrown out: all of them have failed to
land. They splattered like little flower blossoms on the floor and
died.
<Practical Applications>
One day, a small van stopped at the entrance to the abandoned
factory. Descending from the van are six men wearing work uniforms,
gazing at the abandoned facility.
"So.... this place here?"
The only man that wasn't wearing a safety helm walked up to the metal
door, gazing upward up at the entrance from the metal boundary.
"Yeah. Seems like it's been abandoned for quite a while, but the
foundations have been laid and it won't be too hard to start from the
beginning. We'll take it slowly step by step."
"Alright. Want to take a look inside?"
"Yeah. Wait a sec."
And then several men started prying open the rusted metal door.
"... What the heck is this?"
"Hm?"
The man that first looked inside went silent.
There's a lot of yukkuris inside.
Surprised by the sudden opening of the metal door, most of the
yukkuris froze where they stood like deer in the headlight.
"When did this place become these yukkuris' house?"
"How should I know? But if you just take a look at this...."
The first feeling is that there's at least 100. But there's a saying
"if you see one yukkuri, then assume there are 4 others you don't
see", so taking this into consideration then there's at the very least
500 yukkuris here.
The men fell into silence, and one Marisa yelled out "Take it
easy!". The other yukkuris looked uneasily at the humans and Marisa.
"What?"
The man without the helmet looked at the yukkuri with clear
displeasure.
"Mister humans! Does mister humans have any business in Marisa's easy
place?"
"You said 'Marisa's place'?..."
The man without the safety hat is the supervisor for this place, and
he absolutely hates the existence of yukkuris.
Even if their existence is guaranteed by the mountain and the forests,
they always stake their claim on the place they are at as "their easy
place". If you move them or crush them then they scatter like a nest
of spiders, crying loudly. The cries interfere with work morale and is
a major distraction for workers as well. If there is a Dosu Marisa
present in the clan, then the work schedule will be greatly delayed as
well. On top of that if yukkuri-protection groups get wind of the
incident, then they will interfere further with work. Then the media
would use the incident to create sensationalist stories, and other
annoying events would follow that as well.
Not only for the supervisor, but yukkuris are a pain in the ass for
all the people in the construction industry.
"This is Marisa's easy place, ze! If mister humans can take it easy
then mister humans can stay as long as mister human likes, but if
mister humans can't take it easy then hurry up and get out easy, ze!"
Unable to comprehend the growing displeasure emitting from the man,
Marisa called out to him with a tactless cry that is a trademark
yukkuri specialty.
A vein bulged at the man's temple.
"..."
The man slowly lifted his foot.
"""""""Ahhhhhh..... we're all going to work overtime
today......"""""""
His coworkers looked on dejectedly.
"Yu? What is mister doing? Hurry up and answer!! If mister doesn't
hurry up and answer then Marisa will throw mister away into the
garbagYUBIEUIWHNE"
The man's foot landed squarely on top of Marisa's head.
Slamming down with a respectable force, only the shape of a foot print
remained on the top of Marisa's head. Bean paste sprayed out from
Marisa's eye sockets, her anus and mamu-mamu, and this thing that
turned into a ragged broken manju immediately died.
"Yu?"
All of the yukkuris suddenly froze in place.
"Hey."
"Yes?"
"Get the 'yukkuri killer' (yukkuri-only industrial strength pesticide)
and call the people from the headquarters. And.... we're going to
work overtime today."
".... oh, and what should I tell HQ?"
"'The usual' garbage needs to be taken out. We also need more
people."
".... understood..... (dragging his feet....)"
The paralysis that overtook the yukkuri slowly dissipated.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!??
BARIZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA??? EAJJJJYYYYY!?!"
"It's your fault for making that same shitty noise you always make!!"
The supervisor's foot kicked Reimu off to the side. Reimu flew over
to a small half fabricated shack and split open.
"WHAT IZ MIZDERRRR DOINNNNNGGGGGGG?!?!?!?! YOU COUNTRY
BUMBKINNNNN!!!??"
Stepping on Alice the same way he stepped on Marisa, Alice splattered
the same way Marisa did.
"You trash need to shut the hell up! Don't move! Get over here!! Stop
hopping around!! Stop looking!! Just wait here for your turn!!"
"WHAT IS MIZDER ZAAAYIIIIINNNNGG??? DIS IZZZZ BADCHOULI'Z-
'Supervisor, there is only one yukkuri killer left in the car. Here's
the shovel-' YUBIIEIEINIII!??"
Grabbing the shovel out of his coworker's hands, he smashed Patchouli
open in one fell strike.
"C...CHEN DOEZN'D GED IDDDDDDD!!! RAN-SAMMMAAAAAAAA SABE
CHENNNNNNN!!??!"
Swinging the shovel like a sword, the screaming Chen and several other
yukkuris bodies were split in half.
"C...CHEEEENNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
Pointing a stick bravely in the direction of the man, Miyon was
pierced by the tip of the shovel.
"YUUUUUUAAAAAA!!!! NOOOOOO~!!! DEIBU WANDS DO GO HOMMMMMEEEE!!"
The yukkuris, escaping from the massacre, escaped under the half-
fabricated machines.
"Hmph, hiding under the prefab won't save you. Give me the yukkuri
killer."
He sprayed the yukkuri-killer into the space underneath the machine.
"Yu! Alice can rest easy here now!! Mister human isn't city sect
enough to come here so everybody can rest easy!"
"Thads wight! Weimu will dage id...........!??"
"Yu? Little one....? Yu? What's that strange....YUGGIIIII?!"
"De...i...b...."
"(twitching).....!!"
Industrial strength yukkuri-killer.
It has a limited effect outdoors due to dispersion, but if used
indoors, the koyukkuris will die instantly upon breathing in the gas.
Adult yukkuris will be able to taste the feeling of their paste core
being continuously destroyed until they die. The pesticide directly
targets the central paste core and destroys the functionalities it
contains, so there is absolutely no noise coming from the yukkuri as a
result. It's the best product for a quiet, relaxing extermination.
As they watched the yukkuris exposed to yukkuri-killer die under the
shadow of the prefab machine, the rest of the yukkuris hiding there
seemed to have realized that there is no safety underneath the
machine.
"Yu!? Noooo! Don't come underneath mister house!?!"
"R...Run away easy!! Run away using mister door!!!"
"Hey. We shut the door a while ago."
After an arduous trek, the yukkuris arrived at the completely shut
door. They are trapped.
"YUGYYAAAA!!! D...Don't get itttt!!!!"
"W..WHY IZ MIZDER DOOR SHUDDDDDDD!?!?!?! DEIBU CAN'T RUN AWAY LIKE
DISSSSS!?!?!?!!"
"Like hell I'll let you get away. All of you idiots made us wait
while causing an unbelievable raucous. So all of you will be
exterminated. "
"WHAD ARE YOU SAYIINNNNNNGGGGG!? DEIBU IZ ALIBBBEEEEEEEE!! DEIBU WANDS
DO DAGE ID EAJJJJYYYYYY!!!!!"
Lately, yukkuris have realized that they can declare that they're
"living creatures".
"So?"
The supervisor casually mentioned his uncaring attitude from deep
within the bottom of his heart.
"YUUUU!?!?"
"Your yukkuri lives are the same as trash. So die."
"ZOOOORRRRY EAJJJJJJYYYYYYYYYY!!!! YUGGYUNNN!?!?"
The shove swung down.
"Hey! You people!! We're not going home until this is all finished!!"
"Understood...."
His coworkers started to break apart yukkuris with their shovels as
well.
The ones holding the yukkuri sprayer directly sprayed the substance as
an execution.
"Z...ZDOOOBBBBBB IDDDD!!! DEIBBBU IZ DYIIINNNNNNGGGGGGGG!!!"
"DEIBU'Z BEAUDIFUL EYEZ THAT GLIDDERZ LIKE THE ZTARRRZZZZZ!!!!!!!"
"M...Mukyuuuu.... stop it mister humans.... if we are a bother than we
can just leave.... so please....MKYUUUU!!!"
"THIS IS NOT CITY-SECT AT ALLLL!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
Inside the abandoned factory, the yukkuri's hell came to life.
"R...RUN AWAYYYYY!!! The Great Marisa is escaping easy so just take
the little ones and do whatever with them!!!!"
"W...WHY WJOULD JOO SHAY DATTT!?!?!?!"
The Marisa that was throwing out trash before gave up her children and
escaped. The humans were busy destroying the other yukkuris, and
nobody saw Marisa escape.
Marisa came to the "garbage disposal" hole.
"Yufuu---- Mister humans really can't take it easy! How dare mister
human say Marisa is the same garbage as these!?"
Turning around to look behind her, the Reimu that came along with
Marisa to throw away the "garbage" was tossed along the floor by a
man, her expression lifeless. The man was one of the guys called in
by the guy on the phone.
"YUUUWAAAAAAAAA!!! REIMMMUUUUUU!!!"
"This is your garbage disposal site? This Reimu told me 'Reimu will
throw you away like Reimu threw away all the other garbage', and I
thought it was interesting so I came to take a look. So? Shall we
take a look?"
The man walked up to the hole and lowered the extendable aluminum
ladder downwards, and climbed into the hole.
"Eh? It's not even 3 meters deep? Well well... Ah, I see. So you
have been killing your own kids~ This is something the yukkuri-love
group would be absolutely ashamed about~ "
"What is mister saying!!! Marisa is only throwing away garbage!!
Marisa never threw away little ones!!"
The man climbed toward the surface, tossed out the dead decaying
bodies of randomly selected immature yukkuris.
"YUGIIII!?!? ID SHDINKSSSSS!! CAN'D DAGE ID EAJJYYYY!!!"
Of course only a yukkuri can smell the corpse-rot smell from a yukkuri
corpse.
"See? So you can smell the corpse-rot? Doesn't that mean its a
yukkuri corpse? "
The man that loves to abuse yukkuris would have this sort of
knowledge.
"YUGIIIIIII!!! THAT'S WRONNNNGGG!!! Marisa only threw away garbage!!!!
Not little ones!!!"
"Ooooh. You're still saying that? Then, how about this?"
The man put something on the floor. It's a living immature Marisa.
"Yugi!?!"
Looks like it has already given in to death. The small desiccated
black body and the eyes that have long lost their glitter.
"Yu... gyu..."
The only thing that moved was its mouth.
But it opened its eyes suddenly, and spoke out very clearly.
"Marisa was thrown away so Marisa should die easy"
There's no doubt it's an immature yukkuri.
A garbage that shouldn't be able to talk.
There's no doubt about it.
But Marisa clearly heard it.
The immature yukkuris' words.
"UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
A terrified screech from Marisa.
As if they were about to fly out, Marisa's eyeballs spun around so
hard it seemed as if they were about to pop out. Liquid sprayed out
from her body, and she screamed with what little voice she had left.
The memories Marisa inherited form her parents flashed before her
eyes.
Boss, there is no mister humans here but there is also not much mister
food~
Lots of weird little ones were born. That's not very city sect.
Mukyu, then there's no other choice. Throw little ones inside mister
hole and lets ration out mister food.
Soooorrryyyyyy!! This is for the sake of every-yu living here!!
Please forgive me! Please forgive me!!
Boss! Those little ones will not grow bigger no matter what! Their
bodies have been cursed! It's a bother!!
The ones that are almost adults are weirdos that can't take it easy!
We don't need those kind of yukkuris that can't take it easy!
They can't talk at all miyon! Those little ones can't take it easy!
Mukyu!! It can't be helped, so throw away all the newborn broken
little ones into the hole! Don't take it easy and immediately throw
away the little ones when they are born! Don't take it easy and kill
them immediately!
Boss is so smart! Hurry up and throw them away!
Kill them all! This is an order!
Boss! Reimu just can't throw away little ones... Reimu can't take it
easy like that...
What is Reimu saying, ze? These aren't little ones! They're garbage!
Mukyu! That's right, Reimu. The ones that can't even grow up is the
same as trash! We're just throwing away trash! Understand easy!
Yu~ ... that's right!! But Reimu still doesn't feel easy about it...
well, throw away easy!
Yufu! Throwing away garbage is Marisa's greatest refreshment!!
If the garbage isn't throw away it will just pile up!! Chen gets it--
So let's cleanly throw away the garbage! That's the city-sect way!
Mukyuu! Everyone let's throw away the garbage!
The not-easy garbage needs to be cleaned out regularly no matter what!
Hang in there miyon!
"IDZ NOT MARIZA'Z FAULTTT!!! MISDER FOOD WAZ RUNNING OUT ZO THERE WAZ
NO OTHER CHOIZEE!! THERE WAZ NO CHOIZE BUT DO THROW AWAY THE
GARBAGE!! NOOOOO THATZ WRONNNNGGG!!! IT WAZ AN ORDER DEIBU IZ THE
CRIMMINALLLL Reimu always brought the not-easy little ones and said
the useless little ones weren't needed!!!..."
Marisa started to foam at the mouth, slowly breaking down in her
current condition.
"Went crazy? What the heck is going on?"
It seems like the man couldn't hear the voice of the immature yukkuri
from earlier.
"Hey, what's going on?"
"Oh, Supervisor."
His work clothes covered in bean paste and cream, the supervisor came
up to the man.
"Oh? Just our luck, this hole is perfect for throwing away the trash.
Give me a hand."
Behind the supervisor, the dead bodies of yukkuris were piled into a
huge compact heap on an industrial sized wheelbarrow.
The workers had faces that glowed with relief, content flowing from
faces that were oozing with the satisfaction of a job well done.
Of course all of them have the innards of yukkuris splattered all over
their work suits.
It seems like the workers have cleaned up while Marisa was talking to
the man.
"Hey, hurry up. Toss that in."
"Oh, right."
The man climbed up to the surface and retrieved the ladder.
One wheelbarrow full of yukkuri corpses were dumped into the hole.
Not just corpses, but the supervisor said the ones that can't move and
speak are the same as garbage anyway.
"Hm? What's with this Marisa? Garbage should go in the garbage can."
The supervisor kicked Marisa into the hole. At the same time, the
immature yukkuri also fell into the hole.
"Garbage should be thrown.....YUGI?!
YUUUUUNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!"
"Wa!?"
Finally, before Marisa disappeared into the darkness of the hole, her
senses came back to her and let out a blood curdling scream that
should not have come from anything living in this world.
It's as if she saw something that really couldn't' take it easy.
Everyone that was present looked very surprised as well. But as soon
as Marisa disappeared completely into the hole, the sound stopped
abruptly.
"Shit, what the hell was that.... Damn it, my ear hurts. Even when it
was the last one, it still had to bother the people around it like a
rotting bag of garbage."
"That's all then."
"Alrighty, clean up and then head back to the HQ. We're going to
start this place up again soon and we're going to be busy."
"Understood."
And with this, the men have finished executing the yukkuris. They
promptly left the factory.
Soon after, the construction restarted. The garbage hole was filled
in and covered up.
A splendid garbage disposal facility was constructed in the place.
======================
"This is my 10th work... While I was writing this there were a lot of
distractions lol"
"I can't draw, so I'm very jealous of the ones that can draw yukkuri
abuse."
anko532 ゆっくり親子とクズ人間 ～Another～
anko598 あるドスのゆっくり
anko635 絶対的虐待意思
anko761 絶対的虐待意思 ０
anko797 ドス以外いらん
anko846 あるドスの最後
anko859 絶対的虐待意思 ～せめてゆっくりらしく～
anko931 おかねさんとゆっくり
anko1019 原材料
SCalow
SCalow
Toawa
don't mean to criticize the translation of 872, I'm just saying the
story wasn't as good as I'd thought it would be.)
Of course, the fact that it was inspired by the picture, rather than the
other way around, certainly helps. It has very fitting JUSTICE, even if
I disagree with the author on some of the mechanics (for instance, I'm
in the "newborns have a very watery filling" camp, (this explanation has
been proffered for why Kiriraitaa's ko's are little piss machines) as
opposed to a very solid one.)
Thanks to Poweryoga... And thanks to Barb for Reimu & Alice, and I'm
looking forward to 751 (especially since I suggested it ;) ).
cluster
as retarded. Thanks for the translation!
Tea
translation! Looks like someone was on the same wavelength of Moeman,
heh (except for the premature escaping part)...
There's a lot of contradictions and differing approaches of yukkuri
properties (as expected from a combined fandom made by hoards of
different people), but as long as something works within the context
of a story. I tend to think that Kiriraitaa's koyukkuri being piss
machines is more of a character/unique trait in order to make them
look more spoilt and cute (it damn well works...), as I don't think
any other artist draws them pissing quite so much. Although that said,
I wonder how the newborns with watery filling would work... how would
they solidify and get stronger, so they won't have that much liquid to
leak everywhere? The most likely way is that it would be an extremely
slow version of how freshly made dough and buns dry out and become
quite hard (although only to a certain point, as yukkuris are edible
buns and not bricks), the moisture is lost and absorbed into the air.
This would also explain how that old yukkuris seem to have a staler
filling, and are (relatively) harder.
In hindsight, I just stated the obvious. Oh well. I take it that
people are okay with the idea of basing stories off of pictures (I
originally thought that it might be slightly disrespectful to the
original creator)? I know I've still got the factory series to finish,
damn work commitments. But there's a load of pictures at OYP that just
call for stories to be made from them...
Poweryoga
good story regarding the human side of the story. In actuality, it
feels more like a slight jab at Japan's treatment of foreign workers
and various government and big business than an actual yukkuri
story.
As for the koyukkuris, it was stated that the immature yukkuris have
harder paste than normal koyukkuris (so they can't crawl around), so
what Toawa said can still hold true in this case. At the end of the
day, as long as the stories fit within their own context I believe
it's a free for all. It's more interesting that way. I have read
stories where yukkuris can be cooked alive as long as the paste
doesn't spread out as well, now that one was interesting. :P
Toawa
require a looser, watery paste to be able to move through the stalk and
not jam up. Anyway, drying it out would be relatively easy. As the ko
ate its food, the food would, on average, contain less moisture, so that
it would lower the average moisture content while raising the internal
amount of bean paste. After that, the ko could pee away the extra water
without risking losing so much paste volume that it dies.
Moeman
as a biological idea, and it explains why you usually only see the
children pee.
Poweryoga
only if we can post that on the 2ch boards. :P