#239 -Hiveswap, Progressive Insurance "Flo" Commercials, Monster Factory - Polygon (Web Series)

[Yuletide Admin]

Request 1 by godtiermeme

Hiveswap 

Joey Claire (Hiveswap), Xefros Tritoh (Hiveswap), Jude Harley (Hiveswap)

No incest please! Jude is optional. TBH, Joey is also optional. You can really just pick a combo of Joey and Xef or Xef with Jude. Crossovers are cool!

- Trying to explain that condiments are not troll blood

- One person teaching another person to cook

- Any characters (or character, like Xefros *winkwonk*) playing video games

- Xefros' house is so squeaky clean and I've yet to see a single person actually suggest he squeaks around for shits and giggles

Request 2 by godtiermeme

Progressive Insurance "Flo" Commercials 

Flo the Progressive Insurance girl

Crossovers are fine!

- "Space insurance covers that really weirdly specific space accident"

- The Name Your Price Tool is an actual weapon

- Flo crashing another insurance company's commercial

Request 3 by godtiermeme

Monster Factory - Polygon (Web Series) 

The Final Pam

I LOVE FINAL PAM!!! Crossovers are fine.

- Trying to figure out how a smartphone works (probably breaking the phone every time she touches it)

- Final Pam is accidentally launched into space, lands on a planet with sentient life

- Final Pam loves dogs (and her metal husband, if you want)

Due dates

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