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Deborah Mgedzi
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Sent: Wednesday, March 28, 2012 11:55 AM
Subject: FW: HOME INTERNAL MEMO
Subject: HOME INTERNAL MEMO
Date: Tue, 27 Mar 2012 15:55:37 +0300
From: athu...@infosys.co.tz
To: ejnd...@live.com
CC: brksa...@gmail.com; kapangea...@gmail.com
... ECONOMIC SITUATION AND GROUND RULES
Due to the current economic situation, all domestic rules and regulations have been revised as below and under no circumstance is any violation going to be accepted/ tolerated.
1. The Kitchen is declared Restricted Zones. Entry and/or passage shall require express permission from me upon submission of written request.
2. Breakfast is banned. This matter cannot be discussed!
3. Such food items as rice, chicken, butter, jam, eggs, bread and milk are Restricted. Anyone intending to eat any of such foodstuffs must write to me in triplicate, with three days notice, giving justifications backed by a qualified dietician's report.
4. Bathing in the morning is limited to 5 litres of water per day per person while bathing in the evening is banned unless there are medical reasons.
5. All security lights should be removed with immediate effect. All dependants shall abide by an all-night guard-duty roster I shall make available shortly.
6. No dependant shall entertain friends indoors, far less attempt to offer food, drinks or even music. Those who want their guests to listen to music shall sing for them.
7. All visitors intending to spend a night/week or more shall apply in triplicate and give two months’ notice, with an endorsement from their town Mayor, Village Headman or Church Priest, giving convincing reasons why they can't stay at their homes. Failure to do this shall result in their being turned away, at the gate, upon arrival.
Date: Tue, 27 Mar 2012 15:55:37 +0300
From: athu...@infosys.co.tz
To: ejnd...@live.com
CC: brksa...@gmail.com; kapangea...@gmail.com
HOME INTERNAL MEMO
FROM: FATHER
TO: ALL DEPENDANTS AND RELATIVES
... CC: MOTHER
DATE: TODAY
TO: ALL DEPENDANTS AND RELATIVES
... CC: MOTHER
DATE: TODAY
... ECONOMIC SITUATION AND GROUND RULES
Due to the current economic situation, all domestic rules and regulations have been revised as below and under no circumstance is any violation going to be accepted/ tolerated.
1. The Kitchen is declared Restricted Zones. Entry and/or passage shall require express permission from me upon submission of written request.
2. Breakfast is banned. This matter cannot be discussed!
3. Such food items as rice, chicken, butter, jam, eggs, bread and milk are Restricted. Anyone intending to eat any of such foodstuffs must write to me in triplicate, with three days notice, giving justifications backed by a qualified dietician's report.
4. Bathing in the morning is limited to 5 litres of water per day per person while bathing in the evening is banned unless there are medical reasons.
5. All security lights should be removed with immediate effect. All dependants shall abide by an all-night guard-duty roster I shall make available shortly.
6. No dependant shall entertain friends indoors, far less attempt to offer food, drinks or even music. Those who want their guests to listen to music shall sing for them.
7. All visitors intending to spend a night/week or more shall apply in triplicate and give two months’ notice, with an endorsement from their town Mayor, Village Headman or Church Priest, giving convincing reasons why they can't stay at their homes. Failure to do this shall result in their being turned away, at the gate, upon arrival.
THESE RULES ARE BINDING AND NOT SUBJECT TO ANY DISCUSSION WHATSOEVER!!!
Signed: DAD
Chairman of Home Affairs
Chairman of Home Affairs
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