Ekun Odun o ! Ekun Iyedun o !
I just could not resist sending this. Can u imagine??? If Olodunmare has a voicemail!!! (LOL)
Olodunmare has a voicemail ?
Most of us have
now learned to live with voice mail as a necessary part of our lives. Have you ever wondered what it would be like if
Olodunmare decided to install voice mail? Imagine praying and hearing the following:
Thank you for calling
For Yoruba press 1
For English press 2
For Spanich press 3
For all other languages press 4
Please select one of the following options:
Press 1 for request
Press 2 for thanksgiving - Ijuba
Press 3 for complaints
Press 4 for all others
We are sorry, all our Orisas , Ifa and Saints are busy disciplining Babalawos / Iyanifas / godparents without any Good IWAPELE right now.
However, your prayer is important to us and we will answer it in the order it was received. Please stay on the line.
If you would like to speak to:
Esu ( okanran ) press 1*
Orunmila ( Ejiogbe ) press 8*
Ogun ( ogundabede ) press 3*
Osun ( ose awurela ) press 5*
To find a loved one that has been assigned to Awon Ara Orun press 11 * , then enter his/her Odu sign.
For reservations to wine and dine with the Egbes please enter the Odu followed by the * sign
For answers to nagging questions from godmothers who are very mean and wont let you get closer to your godfathers , please press 16* for Awon Agbagba redirections
If you need a positive answer to your Ebo ( Sacrifice ) please enter your Odu followed by the *sign
Please wait a minute ----
Our Egbe Orun shows that your Ebo ( Sacrifice) has already been received with lot of ASE !!! for today.
For all other comments and concerns please hang up and call back tomorrow.
Our Ile is now closed for the
weekend to observe Orunmila's Birthday Celebrations at Oke Itase
If you are calling after working hours and need emergency assistance, please contact Obatala Obataasa at extension 10 and make your Ijuba
And if Esu Laalu is knocking at your door, simply say---Yeye Osun ( Osetura gbaaa tetete ) could you please get that for me?"
Ese pupo Odun tuntun to nbo a yabo fun gbogbo wa o !! ASE !!
Odu Owonrin - Eerindinlogun 11/5
Owonrin Won Lele
Ari Baba loju ala
A Difa fun
ara aiye
A bu fun ero orun
Nijoti Baba ntode orun pase fun ara aiye
Oni eehh! , gbogbo oun ti a gbe aiye se
Lara Orun nri !!
Gbogbo eyin ara aiye ekunle
E bo Baba !!
Happy Holidays from all of us the Fagbenro-Amusan
Family
Respectfully Submitted
Apetebi Osunfumike Fagbenro-Amusan
Yeye Olomitutu
Oja Omo Ewi L'Ado
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