EKU ODUN O ! EKU IYEDUN O !

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Apetebi Fagbenro-Amusan

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Dec 25, 2007, 1:54:18 PM12/25/07
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Ekun Odun o ! Ekun Iyedun o !

I just could not resist sending this. Can u imagine??? If Olodunmare has a voicemail!!!  (LOL)

Olodunmare has a voicemail ?

Most of us have
now learned to live with voice mail as a necessary part of our lives. Have you ever wondered what it would be like if Olodunmare decided to install voice mail? Imagine praying and hearing the following:

Thank you for calling

For Yoruba press 1

For English press 2

For  Spanich press 3
 
For all other languages press 4

Please select one of the  following options:

Press 1 for request

Press 2 for thanksgiving - Ijuba

Press 3 for complaints

Press 4 for all others

We are sorry, all our Orisas  , Ifa and Saints are busy disciplining  Babalawos / Iyanifas / godparents without any Good IWAPELE right now.
 
However, your prayer is important to us and we will answer it in the order it was received. Please stay on the line.

If you would like to speak to:

Esu ( okanran ) press 1*

Orunmila ( Ejiogbe ) press 8*

Ogun ( ogundabede ) press 3*
 
Osun ( ose awurela ) press 5*

To find a loved one that has been assigned to Awon Ara Orun press 11 * ,  then enter his/her Odu sign.


For reservations to wine and dine with the Egbes please enter the Odu  followed by the * sign

For answers to nagging questions from godmothers who are very mean and wont let you get closer to your godfathers , please press 16* for  Awon Agbagba redirections
 
If you need a positive answer to your Ebo ( Sacrifice ) please enter your Odu followed by the *sign
 
Please wait a minute ----
 
Our  Egbe Orun shows that your Ebo ( Sacrifice) has already been received with  lot of ASE !!! for today.
 
For all other comments and concerns please hang up and call back tomorrow.

Our Ile is now closed for the weekend to observe Orunmila's Birthday Celebrations at Oke Itase

If you are calling after working hours and need emergency assistance, please contact Obatala Obataasa at extension 10 and make your Ijuba

And if  Esu Laalu is knocking at your door, simply say---Yeye Osun ( Osetura gbaaa tetete ) could you please get that for me?"

Ese pupo Odun tuntun to nbo a yabo fun gbogbo wa o !! ASE !!
 
                 Odu Owonrin - Eerindinlogun 11/5
 
                Owonrin Won Lele
                Ari Baba loju ala
                A Difa fun ara aiye
                A bu fun ero orun
                Nijoti Baba ntode orun pase fun ara aiye
                Oni  eehh! , gbogbo oun ti a gbe aiye se
                Lara Orun nri !!
                Gbogbo eyin ara aiye ekunle
                E bo Baba !!
               
Happy Holidays from all of us the Fagbenro-Amusan Family

Respectfully Submitted
Apetebi Osunfumike Fagbenro-Amusan
Yeye Olomitutu
Oja Omo Ewi L'Ado


        

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Ire O!
Apetebi Osunfunmike Fagbenro-Amusan
Yeye Olomitutu
Oja omo Ewi L'ado


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