Nigeria’s First Sports University coming soon - The Crest

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Toyin Falola

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May 24, 2023, 4:55:22 PM5/24/23
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Toyin Falola

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May 24, 2023, 5:16:34 PM5/24/23
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I congratulate Nigeria for establishing the Sports University. With this, we will win all the Olympics medals, the World Cup, etc. We will convert the Sahara Desert to swimming pools to train the students. We need other universities: University of Corruption (to train all of us on how to steal money); Japa University, to be based at Ikeja (to facilitate migrations); Abuja Confusion University (to reconcile nonsense and nonsenses), etc.

Bravo!

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Adeniran Adeboye

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May 24, 2023, 5:56:54 PM5/24/23
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Prof Falola,
Will the graduates of Japa University need visas to go to Japan or to Java (near Sumatra)? If yes, then the University of Corruption can be very well run using proceeds submitted with visa applications to just those two places😁😁😁.

Cheers,

Adeniran Adeboye



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