October 10, 2024 Stock Report and Meeting Minutes

[Justin Kalweit]

PMV: $1,491

The values below are as of the Meeting Date, 10/10/2024 (market is up a bit since then)

Oct 10th 2024 minutes:

Members met in Dave Sanders backyard with a well executed meal of steaks, greenbean casserole, stuffing and ice cream sandwiches. A char-cooties plate of meat, cheese and fruit for appetizers.

Meeting commenced at 7:52

Attendance: Brendan, Michael, Dave (Dave's Wife Mel), Tonya, Jamie, Jason, Justin

No money, stock committee is to hold. Passed.

There was no stock report, but we learned that Brendan's dog eats rabbit shit and gets worms. Also, Dave's feral rabbits eat his veggies. But his dog kills them, and Dave hides the bodies from his kids.

November meeting to be at Sabo's house Nov 14.

December TBD, probably at Will's barn.

Adjourned at 7:58 (6 minutes, mostly discussion of rabbits)

[Justin Kalweit]

November Meeting will be at Sabo's house:

270 Ormand Rd, York, SC

Stock report attached, and see below for October Meeting Minutes.

[Justin Kalweit]

NOTE: You'll receive a text message later today to vote on changing the bylaws to increase the dues to $60 with a $20 limit on food.

Nov 14th 

Sabo and Jessica's house

Sabo (Jessica), Tanner, Tonya, Brendan, Jamie (Heather), Justin (Kelsey)

Jamie gave thanks for exquisitely grilled steaks, juicy baked potatoes with fixin's, preposterous pasta salad, salacious salad, and a hootchie charcootchie spread.

Meeting commenced at 7:50pm

Discussed increasing dues. Kalweit commented $10 doesn't seem worth the pain of changing all the autodrafts. 

Kalweit proposed increasing dues by $20 to $60 and food limit set to $20 per person. Sabo second, passed. Since it's a change of the bylaws, all members will have to vote. 25% rejection fails the proposal.

Sabo invited everyone back Friday night for a whiskey tasting and dinner. Japanese whiskey sucks, per Sabo.

December Meeting TBD, perhaps joint meeting at Wilbur's barn on Dec 19th (3rd Thursday). Pending response from Wilbur (absent).

$900 available to invest ($1,400 - $500 = $900), will hold for now.

Adjourned at 8:11pm

[Justin Kalweit]

PMV: $1707

December Meeting is tonight at Kalweit's house (don't worry, Kelsey is cooking)

699 Connolly Rd, York, SC 29745

[Justin Kalweit]

PMV:  $1775.43

REMEMBER TO UPDATE YOUR AUTODRAFTS TO $60 STARTING THIS MONTH

Call me if you need help: 803-526-1064

[Justin Kalweit]

12/12/2024
Meeting was held at The Kalweit's newly wed abode
Dinner: Creamy Tuscan chicken, greenie beanies, perfectly palatable potatoes and Moscow Mule cupcakes

Attendance (8): Tonya, Brendan, Jamie (Heather), Sabo (Jessica), Kalweit (Kelsey)


Meeting opened at 8:05pm by VP Brendan

Discussed how it's amazing nobody seems to steal bank draft info. Also discussed Jamie building an underground bunker with no permit.

Sabo reported that the Whiskey tasting at his house was great. No Japanese whisky, because it's terrible. York Christmas parade is tomorrow. Whiskey tasting at Tanner's tomorrow, perhaps elk chili, as a substitute for caribou.

$2033 in the bank, $1533 available to invest.

VP propose to hold until after inauguration. Passed.

Discussed more wives and girlfriends joining.

January meeting Jan 9th at... Elledge's house? Clint? TBA, will ask for volunteers on GroupMe

Stock committee is Tonya, Jamie and Sabo. To meet after drinking bourbon.

Lengthy discussion of Deadpool vs Wolverine and comic books.

Adjourned at 8:30pm

[Justin Kalweit]

Jan 9th at Rositas
Meeting opened at 7:56pm by VP Brendan

Attendance (13): Dave, Tanner, Medlin, Jamie, Sabo (Jessica, kids), Brendan, Tonya, Kalweit, Wilbur (Driggs)

Will motioned to adjourn.

$2,698 cash

Members exiting club: Michael Hill, Sam Hart, Andrew Tiblier

About $5,000 total payout

VP Brendan Motion to hold until we can payout 3 members from current cash and incoming dues over the next 2-3 months. Passed.

Holiday cockatil tasting: lemoncello is terrible

Discussion of winter storm and school closings - some are closed and some are half days. It don't make no damn sense.

Dave brought up marketing to new members. Tanner said Beckett is too young to join, and everyone else thinks it's a pyramid scheme.

Kalweit motioned to adjourn so he can stop typing.
Meeting adjourned at 8:05
Wilbur tried to reopen the meeting so Kalweit would have to keep typing... dammit Wilbur!

[Justin Kalweit]

PMV: $1,818

Received 1099 from Schwab, should have your K-9's for taxes by next week.

Meeting is tonight at casa de Jamie Propst.

I've removed the 3 exiting members from this email thread, so feel free to bad-mouth them:

Sam Hart

Drunk Michael Hill

Andrew Tiblier

We owe them each $1,660.33 after the 5% fee.

Total due to them is $4,980.99 (circled below), we are currently short $1,310.88

With 13 members remaining at $60 each, we'll have enough to cash to pay them by the required 90 days after January meeting, which is 4/9/2025.

Hasta la vista!