Fwd: Designations & meanin

[Pushpa Kumara Liyanage]

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From: Lakshani Mahasen <lx3r...@gmail.com>
Date: Thu, Feb 21, 2008 at 9:37 AM
Subject: Designations & meanin
To: Pushpa Kumara Liyanage <saliy...@gmail.com>, Sandamali Senanayake <sandam...@gmail.com>, Sisira Kapukotuwa <sisir...@yahoo.com>, Rajiv Srivastav <eta_...@yahoo.com>, sujit...@yahoo.com, Gihan Samarasinghe <gih...@gmail.com>, shen...@yahoo.com, fazr...@yahoo.com, upalif...@rediffmail.com, Lasanthi <lasanth...@gmail.com>, ttga...@gmail.com, kothalawala thushara <kothala...@yahoo.com.sg>, vend...@yahoo.com, dinuk...@yahoo.com, DINESH <dine...@gmail.com>, Manoj Jayasiri <man...@star.lk>, Mahendara Nanedire <mahendra.p...@gmail.com>, lakmana...@yahoo.com, Ruvini Wijewardana <ruvi...@gmail.com>

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Project Manager : is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.  

Construction Manager :   is one who thinks a single woman can deliver nine   babies in one month.  

Contract manager :   is one who asks if the baby is in the budget (and if it   saves money to adopt).  

Project Engineer :  is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby if no man and woman are available.  

Section Engineer : is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.  

Design Engineers : are still figuring out how to produce a baby.  

Procurement Team :  thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.  
 
Document Control Team :  thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered they'll just document 9 months.  
 
Quality Auditor :  is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.  
 
Site Engineers :  don't care...they just want the woman!!! 
 

  
 

Client : is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby. 
 

  
 

Last but not Least
 

QUANTITY SURVEYOR : is the one who wait for the baby to be delivered, so that they can make claim to be its Father
 

 

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SAMAN KULASOORIYA
Quantity Surveyor,
AL Naboodah Engineering (LLC)
P.O.Box : 11193 ,
Dubai , U.A.E.

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