very funny.... check out!!!!!!!!!!
BS, Lokesh
1. girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
2. Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you.
3. why do we drink water...????
.
..
..
...
...
....
.....
........
...........
...............
...................
.....................
.......................
.........................
...........................
.............................
...............................
..................................
....................................
I am too much shocked
you dont know?
...
because we cannot eat it
5. The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school
for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.
The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray, "Take only one. God is
watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a
large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
6. One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
MOM : "Wake up, son. It's time t o go to school."
SON : "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school."
MOM : "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school."
SON : "One, all the chilldren hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me."
MOM : "Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school."
SON : "Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?"
MOM : "One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your responsibilities.
Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.
7. What are the three fastest ways of communication?
Three fastest means of communication in the world.
Tele-phone
Tele-vision
Tell-a-woman.
You still want faster?
Tell her not to tell anyone :-)
8. A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, "Dad, why do ukeep telling people u're dying of
AIDS?"
Answer:"So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom!"
Regards,
Lokesh