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Sep 29, 2010, 1:45:09 AM9/29/10
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Let us have some entertainment. I received this message, and thought to share with you all.
1)
BREAKING NEWS: Suresh Kamadi just tried to hang himself in the CWG
stadium. But the ceiling collapsed.
2) The truth behind bulk sms banning is to stop Kalmadi jokes and not Ayodhya conflict
3) Look at the brighter side; the more the countries pull out, the higher India is ranked in the final medal's tally. Gold: India; Silver: India; Bronze: India - in every sports.
4) Terrorists set to skip CWG 2010 citing unlivable conditions and fear of their safety.
5) Q: How many contractors are required to change a light bulb in Delhi CWG stadium?
A: 1 Million. (1 to change bulb and rest 999,999 to hold the ceiling)
6) What's common between CWG committee and students???
Ans: Both start their preparations at the 11th hour.....
7) Prince Charles is actively convincing the Queen to visit dengue hit Delhi, this may be his last chance to become the King!
8) Thanks to Guernsey and Jersey for threatening to pull out of games! We now know these countries existed!
9) A collapse a day keeps the athletes away
10) Baba Kalmadi, have you any shame. No sir, No sir, its a Common Loot Game.
Crores for my partner, crores for the dame, crores for me too, for spoiling India's name! (read with Baba Blacksheep rhyme!)
11) AMAZING BUT TRUE: If you re-arrange the letters "Sir U made lakhs" you get "SURESH KALMADI
12) Next edition of CWG will be called KWG, Kalmadi Wealth Games
13)"Rain rain go away, Kalmadi wants to come out and play. Lyrics by M.S. Gill, Sung by Mani Shankar Aiyar, Music by A.R. Rahman!" goes an SMS doing the rounds.
14) CWG: Corruption Wali Games
15) Signboard on CWG 100m race track ˜Run Slow, Work in Progress"
16)"Suresh Kalmadi must be the first choice if ISRO goes for trial and error experiments for manned space mission,"
17)Some jokes are even cleverly laden with context. Ahead of the Allahabad High Court Ayodhya verdict, a tweet doing the rounds was:
"Muslims Compromise proposal for Ayodhya: Let the Hindus construct a temple, but the project must be led by Mr. Kalmadi."
2) The truth behind bulk sms banning is to stop Kalmadi jokes and not Ayodhya conflict
3) Look at the brighter side; the more the countries pull out, the higher India is ranked in the final medal's tally. Gold: India; Silver: India; Bronze: India - in every sports.
4) Terrorists set to skip CWG 2010 citing unlivable conditions and fear of their safety.
5) Q: How many contractors are required to change a light bulb in Delhi CWG stadium?
A: 1 Million. (1 to change bulb and rest 999,999 to hold the ceiling)
6) What's common between CWG committee and students???
Ans: Both start their preparations at the 11th hour.....
7) Prince Charles is actively convincing the Queen to visit dengue hit Delhi, this may be his last chance to become the King!
8) Thanks to Guernsey and Jersey for threatening to pull out of games! We now know these countries existed!
9) A collapse a day keeps the athletes away
10) Baba Kalmadi, have you any shame. No sir, No sir, its a Common Loot Game.
Crores for my partner, crores for the dame, crores for me too, for spoiling India's name! (read with Baba Blacksheep rhyme!)
11) AMAZING BUT TRUE: If you re-arrange the letters "Sir U made lakhs" you get "SURESH KALMADI
12) Next edition of CWG will be called KWG, Kalmadi Wealth Games
13)"Rain rain go away, Kalmadi wants to come out and play. Lyrics by M.S. Gill, Sung by Mani Shankar Aiyar, Music by A.R. Rahman!" goes an SMS doing the rounds.
14) CWG: Corruption Wali Games
15) Signboard on CWG 100m race track ˜Run Slow, Work in Progress"
16)"Suresh Kalmadi must be the first choice if ISRO goes for trial and error experiments for manned space mission,"
17)Some jokes are even cleverly laden with context. Ahead of the Allahabad High Court Ayodhya verdict, a tweet doing the rounds was:
"Muslims Compromise proposal for Ayodhya: Let the Hindus construct a temple, but the project must be led by Mr. Kalmadi."
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