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Jun 28, 2010, 5:28:07 AM6/28/10
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Wedding INVESTMENT:
(Assumption 1: u get married at around 30.)

* Marriage expenses: Rs 20, 00, 000
* Monthly expenditures: Rs 30, 000
* Wife's monthly Maintenance: Rs 3000

Return: SEX
[ First 5 Years: Weekly 3 times, Next 5 years: Weekly 1 time, next 10 years: once in 15 days, next 10 years: Once in a month., after that either's instrument is expired!)

Meaning:
1400 times sex in 30 years, for an estimated expenditure of Whooping Rs 1, 78, 40, 000 + Rs 2, 08, 48, 925 (Opportunity cost on wedding expenses @ 7% for 30 years as per current post-tax fixed deposit Interest Rate.
i.e. a total of Rs 3, 86, 88, 925/- expenditures on doing only ONE thing...

Cost:
A man spends Rs 27, 634 for each time he has sex with his Wife...

The calculation is done, assuming you live a ROYAL life... you can deduct the cost, subject to your lifestyle and calculate... but I am sure it will not be less than Rs 10, 000.

So MORAL of story is: decrease the input cost or Increase the 'return' on your investment.

Regards.
Khan, Praz Khan Jolly.

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The Praz.

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Jun 28, 2010, 5:29:27 AM6/28/10
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I Wish you Luck, wish you joy.
May you have a baby boy.

When his hair starts to curl.
May you have a baby girl.

When she starts wearing Pins.
May you have a pair of twins.


When your twins turns to Four.
May you have a baby more.

And, if you go with this scheme.
You will have a Football Team!

Happy FIFA World Cup.

:)

~baba Prasanna.

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The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart.
- Helen Keller

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