Read if u have DARE to follow...
Wedding INVESTMENT:
(Assumption 1: u get married at around 30.)
* Marriage expenses: Rs 20, 00, 000
* Monthly expenditures: Rs 30, 000
* Wife's monthly Maintenance: Rs 3000
Return: SEX
[ First 5 Years: Weekly 3 times, Next 5 years: Weekly 1 time, next 10
years: once in 15 days, next 10 years: Once in a month., after that
either's instrument is expired!)
Meaning:
1400 times sex in 30 years, for an estimated expenditure of Whooping Rs
1, 78, 40, 000 + Rs 2, 08, 48, 925 (Opportunity cost on wedding
expenses @ 7% for 30 years as per current post-tax fixed deposit
Interest Rate.
i.e. a total of Rs 3, 86, 88, 925/- expenditures on doing only ONE
thing...
Cost:
A man spends Rs 27, 634 for each time he has sex with his Wife...
The calculation is done, assuming you live a ROYAL life... you can
deduct the cost, subject to your lifestyle and calculate... but I am
sure it will not be less than Rs 10, 000.
So MORAL of story is: decrease the input cost or
Increase the
'return' on your investment.
Regards.
Khan, Praz Khan Jolly.--
http://xanaxthealprazolam.blogspot.com/