AGF: CG-related jokes and puns :p
Alan Fregtman
Pardon the shameless plug but I started a miniblog just for short CG
jokes and I reckon it may bring a smile or two to your fine Friday. ;)
-- Alan
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Sylvain Lebeau
Thanks for sharing!!
Mouhahahahahahahah bad UVs!!!!
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Alan Fregtman
Bradley Gabe sent in:
"How many animators does it take to animate a light bulb getting screwed in?
No� seriously, how many? I am trying to bid for a job."
and Andy Moorer sent:
A VFX producer�s son asks his dad if he can borrow $10. His dad
replies, �$10? Sure I can loan you $8. Here you go son, $4.� The next
week, he asks his son �Hey, where�s that $10 you owe me?"
:)
On Fri, May 13, 2011 at 4:16 PM, Alan Fregtman <alan.f...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Hey guys,
>
> Pardon the shameless plug but I started a miniblog just for short CG
> jokes and I reckon it may bring a smile or two to your fine Friday. ;)
>
> http://cgjokes.com
>
> � -- Alan
javier gonzalez
Papi lend me 20 bucks, the father says -!!! 10 bucks, why you want 5 bucks if you must reach with 4 ,here, takes the 3 bucks and do not forget to bring me the change.
Just added the first batch of user submitted jokes, including these two goodies:
Bradley Gabe sent in:
"How many animators does it take to animate a light bulb getting screwed in?
No… seriously, how many? I am trying to bid for a job."
and Andy Moorer sent:
A VFX producer’s son asks his dad if he can borrow $10. His dad
replies, “$10? Sure I can loan you $8. Here you go son, $4.” The next
week, he asks his son “Hey, where’s that $10 you owe me?"
:)
On Fri, May 13, 2011 at 4:16 PM, Alan Fregtman <alan.f...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Hey guys,
>
> Pardon the shameless plug but I started a miniblog just for short CG
> jokes and I reckon it may bring a smile or two to your fine Friday. ;)
>
> http://cgjokes.com
>
jo benayoun
Adam Seeley
A man in a hot air balloon realized that he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted to her, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”
The woman below replied:
“You are in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You are between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude.”
“You must be a Production Manager,” said the balloonist.
“I am,” replied the woman, “How did you know?”
“Well,” answered the balloonist, “everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost! Frankly you haven’t been any help at all.”
The woman below shouted back, “You must be a Producer!”
“I am,” replied the balloonist, “how did you know?”
“Well,” said the woman, “you don’t know where you are or where you are going. You have risen to your lofty position due to a large volume of hot air. You’ve made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you show up expecting me to solve your problem. The fact is, you are in exactly the same position as before we met, but somehow, now, this is all my fault!”
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| Adam
Seeley Senior Animator, Commercials, UK T: +44 (0)20 7565 1000 E: adam....@primefocusworld.com@primefocusworld.com www.primefocusworld.com 
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