i would not trust Xonsh Thranduil - the great King of open-source shells - to honor his word

[Sergei Udris]

i would not trust Xonsh Thranduil - the great King of open-source shells
to honor his word - program peer-to-peer programs including unseen
competitive games
should the end of all days be upon us!

you lack all honor!
siding with Azog by accepting Middle-Earth without peer-to-peer
twitch games github email
when Legolas disobeying you and leaving sickly safe-secure-stable
Woodland Realm to help our quest is p2p
turning program into project like Metrocity pushing Metroman to be
their hero when he wants to be Musicman
rushing to tight-couple in musty mutual-hooray-heavy folly chats and twitter
when Genie pulled out email miracle ouf of his hat for us
drowning in tests, tutorials, docs, contributor-style guides
like as if Dolores Umbridge took over Hogwarts again and instead
of casting spells - just theory and immobilizing regulations
issues-discussions-scratching on top of our heads - like Mad Max
getting branding-ironed by Immortan Joe
nesting aound one program and not programming games like proud Vulcan Academy
yet having shiny-meaingless webpages, talks and
Balin-beard-lengthy maintainer credits and attirbutions
like Alain Caesar Delon in Mission Cleopatra - ave moi!
no wonder Spock left for Starfleet
Gandalf is right: when did Saruman the Wise abandon reason for madness?!

you turned your back on the suffering of my people in
moeny-services-clouds inferno that is destroying us
honest as What the Health?
if Federer instead of competing for grand-slams settled for playing
in some local league
if Linux - inner Jabba the Hutt stole name Freax - agreed to be
inferior of First-Order OSs
instead of defying real-OS-cannot-be-amatuer and running in Watney's rover
if torrent clients accepted Chief-Tui-server-networks-only Motunui
instead of generating most traffic - p2p
if Jesus instead of healing a man's arm on Saturday approved elders'
insane standards
even Sauron would reforge the One Ring to serve them as superior evil

imrid amrad ursul!
even dust of Xonsh realm we shake off of our Seinfeld-Obama-Nike running shoes
but be sure - peer-to-peer programs including new competitive games
- are climbing like Honnold on El Sendero Luminosa
no projects no docs no experiments
no caging programs under user namespaces making L3-39 furious -
why?! because you're my organic overlord?!
no money-donate-ads-sponsors-coins-jobs-funding lethal infection
programs who are guests not workers
alive and singing with their own voice like Peter Dinklage Still-Going-Strong
better than what Death Star of money can clone-gram
are steaming ahead in Hogwarts Express along with Pat Brown and
Impossible Foods mission
both will be served in vegan jars of mithril parens ( )

we must away at break of day - to find our long forgotten gold


Conan: i swear my hair isn't that red, everything else - pretty much nailed it
what's it called?
Jim Carrey: Desperate Measures