Crashing the Gates
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David Leippe
May 14, 2025, 11:00:07 AMMay 14
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When Bill Gates dies and goes to Heaven, St. Peter escorts him to a nice studio apartment in a nice part of town. Out walking one day, he meets a
distinguished-looking gentleman with a magnificent white beard. They get along so well that the gentleman suggests they both go to his place for tea.
Bill is awestruck. The place is a palace with beautiful, manicured gardens and elegant sculptures. The tea comes in perfectly translucent bone china cups and
tastes Heavenly.
“Who are you to rate such a place?” Bill asks tentatively.
“I am Captain Edward Smith.” his host replies.
“Of the RMS Titanic?”
“Yes, the very same.”
Bill storms off to see Saint Peter. “How come the captain of a sunken ship gets all that while I, the inventor of the Windows Operating System gets a crummy
little house?” he asks.
Saint Peter replies, “The Titanic only crashed once.”
distinguished-looking gentleman with a magnificent white beard. They get along so well that the gentleman suggests they both go to his place for tea.
Bill is awestruck. The place is a palace with beautiful, manicured gardens and elegant sculptures. The tea comes in perfectly translucent bone china cups and
tastes Heavenly.
“Who are you to rate such a place?” Bill asks tentatively.
“I am Captain Edward Smith.” his host replies.
“Of the RMS Titanic?”
“Yes, the very same.”
Bill storms off to see Saint Peter. “How come the captain of a sunken ship gets all that while I, the inventor of the Windows Operating System gets a crummy
little house?” he asks.
Saint Peter replies, “The Titanic only crashed once.”
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