A consultant died, and when he reached heaven, he was met by St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
“Where am I?” asked the consultant,
“You have died and reached the gates to heaven”, said St Peter – “now we have to decide whether to admit you”
“There must be some mistake,” said the consultant – “I’m much too young to die – I’m only 42”
“Oh,” said St Peter, let me check your file…
“Aha,” said St Peter, “I can see the problem now. According to how many hours you’ve charged your clients, you’re 95.”