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David Leippe
Mar 18, 2026, 11:01:39 AMMar 18
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A guy walking in the woods meets a dog and shares his meal.
The dog says, “Thanks, buddy.”
The man says, “How about that? You can talk.”
The dog says, “Yeah, I escaped from an experimental lab, but I don’t shout about it.”
The man says come home with me. I’ve got an idea that will make us a fortune.
He takes the dog home, feeds it well, and takes it to the pub, where he bets his mates that the dog will talk for a tenner. He gets the money. Then he says, ” OK, boy, talk.”
The dog just looks at him.
“Cmon boy” he encouraged
The dog whimpers and lies down
He must pay out all the money amid howls of laughter. Dejected, he walks home with the dog.
“You bastard, “he says. You cost me a fortune, and everyone laughed at me.
“Yeah,” says the dog, “but think of the odds we’ll get tomorrow.”
The dog says, “Thanks, buddy.”
The man says, “How about that? You can talk.”
The dog says, “Yeah, I escaped from an experimental lab, but I don’t shout about it.”
The man says come home with me. I’ve got an idea that will make us a fortune.
He takes the dog home, feeds it well, and takes it to the pub, where he bets his mates that the dog will talk for a tenner. He gets the money. Then he says, ” OK, boy, talk.”
The dog just looks at him.
“Cmon boy” he encouraged
The dog whimpers and lies down
He must pay out all the money amid howls of laughter. Dejected, he walks home with the dog.
“You bastard, “he says. You cost me a fortune, and everyone laughed at me.
“Yeah,” says the dog, “but think of the odds we’ll get tomorrow.”
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