Sheesh, this Farris Hassan is either one mud-dumb naive 16 year old, or
else he has something up his sleeve (future terrorist perhaps?).
Anybody else see/read this story on CNN/CNN.com ?
This guy even looks like a terrorist. Give him a fully automatic weapon
and I bet he'd be chanting anti-western phrases whilst shooting his gun up
into the air randomly.
What a dip shit.
I hope the CIA and FBI and other intelligence agencies keep a close eye on
I think the kid's got guts, but at that age, wisdom doesn't appear in
the brain until 10-20 years later (if then). Just because his family
is from Iraq, or looks seedy, doesn't mean he's a terrorist.
The Gathering Darkness
Your comments will be duly noted and ignored.
Hmm....I would not call it guts.
For example, if someone were to purposely drive their motorcycle at
100km/hour straight into an oncoming semi-truck, I would not call it
Nor would I call what little Farris Hasson did, "guts".
It's sheer stupidity. Stupid, stupid, stupid. The ultimate in dumb-assedness.
Lets hope this guy never has offspring.
Farris Hasson should be nominated for a Darwin Award.
But something about this story bothers me.....could he really be that stupid?
Somethings up with this cocksucker...I bet he was another John Walker (or
whatever his name was...) wanna-be. You know, that american guy who went
to the middle east and joined the Taliban to fight against the Americans,
and he eventually was found all boney and sick and almost dead.
Just for our entertainment, they should line up a "5 minutes of fame"
celebrity boxing match between Farris Hasson and that John Walker fellow.
You know, let the stupid dumbasses beat on each other for a while.
"Going to Iraq will broaden my mind. We kids at Pine Crest live such
sheltered lives. I want to experience during my Christmas the same
hardships ordinary Iraqis experience everyday, so that I may better
empathize with their distress."
"If I know what is needed and what is right, but do not act on my moral
conscience, I would be a hypocrite. I must do what I say decent
individuals should do. I want to live my days so that my nights are not
full of regrets. Therefore, I must go," he concluded.
Now what was that about a dip shit again ?
Oh come on! I'm sure to do more really stupid things in the near future
based on my recent past. Give me the award already! Or else it's Jihad on
> So a foreign teemager travels to anonther foreign country (the home of
> his ancestors) and you think he is :-
> future terrorist,
> will probably be shooting a gun randomly,
> and worst of all you think he even looks like a terrorist,
> It could be worse though, he coulda spent Christmas with you.
> I'll give you one of his quotes......
Hold on there a second. I see exactly what you are trying to do. But it's
not going to work.
1. This 16 year old kid is an American (his parents originally came from
IRAQ), which is why he looks distinctively IRAQI
2. Any dipshit knows what the situation is out there in the middle east,
especially currently in Iraq. Even a sixteen year old Florida kid.
Especailly a sixteen year old Florida kid with Iraq heritage
3. How does a 16 year old kid suddenly have enough money to travel to Iraq
4. He doesn't tell anybody what he's up to but when he finally does phone
home his dad doesn't do much about it (go to Lebbonan son).
5. Once in Lebbonan, his relatives help him get a flight to Bagdad
6. Once the shit hits the fan, his mother suddenly stresses how patriotic
he is, how determined he is, yadda yadda yadda......
Question is, who is he patriotic to, what is his determination, yadda.
Sounds all a little fishy to me. I'd say he was going there to do his
There's something fishy, or he's just a very, very stupid boy. There
are retards out there that somehow manage to do amazing things, to a
point. Then the retard part kicks in major, and they end up shitting
Remember this buy?
Oh jeez, that's that Mathias Rust idiot from Germany that landed that
plane in the Red Square during the cold war "to help east/west
relations". What a bonehead. He ended up doing a lot of time in a Russian
prison for that one.
He actually thinks that by his little stunt that he helped end the cold war.
He also went on to attack a nurse he tried asking out (with a knife) and
cut her up, though he conveniently doesn't remember because of blacking
These idiots are all cut from the same cloth.
Hey Zaphod (a.k.a. dipshit)....I found this on the 'net from a newswire
> Farris' father and two of his uncles made news in 1985 when they were
> arrested and charged with conspiracy and violations of U.S. passport laws.
> The charges, which were later dropped, alleged that they paid a printer to
> forge 2,000 Iraqi passports and military identification cards.
> The charges were upheld against a fourth man, Salah Jawad Shubber, who is
> unrelated to the Hassans. Shubber, an Iraqi citizen, pleaded guilty to the
> conspiracy charge in 1985 and was forced to leave the United States for
> five years.
One should also note that Farris's father still makes frequent trips to
Iraq without telling anyone about his plans...like father like son.
Why be so secretive. What are these people up to....
>How does he get out of the U.S. ?? He's under 16, can he travel alone
>at that age? Wouldn't he need some type of permission or document for that?
>There's something fishy, or he's just a very, very stupid boy. There
>are retards out there that somehow manage to do amazing things, to a
>point. Then the retard part kicks in major, and they end up shitting
>Remember this buy?
That Mathias guy is fucked up.
> In article <43B5CF05...@NOSPAMyahoo.ca>, Zaphod
> <zapho...@NOSPAMyahoo.ca> wrote:
>>Now what was that about a dip shit again ?
Surely you don't want me to clarify it again.
Do you ??????
Just because you found something about alleged charges, which were later
And the boy's father apparantly has been bad because he travelled to a foreign country and didn't tell Uncle Sam he was going.
No wonder they want a jihad.
Don't be fooled by the jingoistic twist that the American media is so
keen to do.
Farris' father and two of his uncles made news in 1985 when they were
arrested and charged with conspiracy and violations of U.S. passport
The charges, which were later dropped, alleged that they paid a printer
forge 2,000 Iraqi passports and military identification cards.
Geez get the gas chamber ready for this terrorist 16 year old and rest
of the males in the klan
No wonder why the Bush White House uses wire taps! To protect us from
idiot's like this family.
Deport the whole lot and leave them there in Iraq, I do have to ask my
self what made the leave in the first place? They must be cowards to
start with thats why they do everything in covert fashion. The 16 year
old can't even face up to the media what a coward.