### ME? LOBBY? ###

[Nancy Luft]

Greetings!

Please forward to both Obama and Biden ... a huge THANKS!


### ME? LOBBY? ###Monday, May 24, 2010 12:13 PM
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Greetings to you all!


ME? LOBBY? Should I LOBBY The Sputnik Forces and ask them to turn
off that leaking British Petroleum well in our Gulf of Mexico by using
their sputnik lasers to cause an underground explosion to permanently
seal it?

Jeez!

Well, I did think about doing that over a month ago when that oil well
first began to leak, BUT ...

BUT ... there is that matter of President Barack Hussein Obama
intentionally, illegally, criminally stealing HALF of the money out of
all social security checks including my own social security checks
which is currently leaving me so fucking poor that I have no way to
stay alive any longer.

BUT ... there is that matter of President Barack Hussein Obama having
repeatedly PROMISED that HE WOULD ONLY INCREASE THE TAXES ON RICH
AMERICANS, Americans whose incomes are over $250,000 a year ... and
the first thing Obama did when he took office was sharply increase the
taxes on us POOR AMERICANS ... yes, The Rich do NOT smoke cigarettes,
but us POOR AMERICANS do and Obama very sharply increased the taxes on
our cigarettes ... breaking his many promises to only increase the
taxes on Rich Americans if we elected him.

BUT ... The USA has not even ratified that Kyoto Treaty to control the
amount of its global warming when The USA is causing far more global
warming then any nation upon our entire planet earth and that means
that The USA keeps to stop all of its off shore oil drilling
operations and use only green energy to reduce its insanely huge
amount of global warming.

BUT ... to be a LOBBYISTS ... well, those LOBBYISTS are PAID LOTS OF
MONEY ... and no one has yet paid me lots of money to LOBBY The
Sputnik Forces to seal that leaking British Petroleum oil well. You
all see, MONEY TALKS AND BULLSHIT WALKS!

THEREFORE ... what I keep doing is BEGGING The Sputnik Forces to use
their sputnik lasers to cause MORE GULF OIL WELLS TO LEAK! The way
I see this all, is IF they cause more of those gulf oil wells to leak,
then perhaps someone will PAY ME TO LOBBY THEM TO TURN THEM ALL OFF
WITH THEIR SPUTNIK LASERS SO THAT I HAVE ENOUGH INCOME TO KEEP MY
AGING, DECREPIT ASS ALIVE!

Like it was ME who told our US Presidents, politicians, about The
Sputnik Forces and their sputnik lasers, about Rockefeller's Rich
Man's Mafia, about all that they do. I was the person who told our
US Presidents about The Sputnik Forces using their sputnik lasers to
detonate all of their nukes ... and look at the huge amounts of money
that I did save our US government by telling them that information!
If not for ME, those idiots would still be royally busting their asses
to make more and more nukes. Our US Navy, Army, and Air Forces used
to spend all of their time arguing which branch of our US Military got
to have the most nukes. Well, WHERE IS MY HUGE REWARD MONEY FOR
HAVING TOLD OUR US PRESIDENTS THAT THE SPUTNIK FORCES USES THEIR
SPUTNIK LASERS TO DETONATE ALL OF THEIR NUKES?


Obama LIED to ME ... and he increased MY TAXES ENORMOUSLY, as he
criminally steals more and more money out of all of my social security
checks. So today, well, I do NOT even know how the hell I can even
afford to stay alive much longer.


Oh well, IF I did ask The Sputnik Forces to use their sputnik lasers
to turn off that leaking British Petroleum oil well, the odds are
enormously huge that they would turn it off for me. BUT ... Since
NO one is paying me to LOBBY The Sputnik Forces to turn off that
leaking oil well, and since I am in great need of that magic
ingredient to modern day life called MONEY in order to keep my aging
ass alive ... I ONLY BEG THE SPUTNIK FORCES TO CAUSE MORE GULF OIL
WELLS TO WEAK!

Do you all realize that Obama just signed a new law that says that
shut ins like myself who cannot go out to shop can no longer even
order our cigarettes over The Internet? That sick son of a bitch
Obama cannot so enough to cause our lives to be pure hell on
earth ... needless to say!

And being a SHUT IN who very seldom goes out ... well ... I need
things to ENTERTAIN ME and trust me, nothing is more entertaining then
hearing about that leaking British Petroleum oil well in our mass
media! LOL British Petroleum, along with all oil companies, did
BUY THE ASSES OF OUR FEDERAL POLITICIANS so their asses are all
completely covered if they gulf oil wells leak ... as they are only
liable to pay a few million dollars in damages from their leaking gulf
oil wells and we the tax payers are legally liable to pay for those
huge disasters from their leaking oil wells. So British Petroleum,
like all of those oil companies had NO PLANS IN PLACE TO CLEAN UP ANY
MESS FROM THEIR OIL WELLS if they all did leak ... and so they had
over a full month to clean that oil up when it was all out in the
gulf, but they did not clean it all up and it is currently hitting
land, our coastal land. It sure is extremely ENTERTAINING watching
that OIL HIT OUR COASTAL LAND! And now our federal politicians are
blaming British Petroleum, which is extremely ENTERTAINING, also,
because it was all of our politicians who sold their asses, their
votes, to British Petroleum, those oil companies, and that is why they
were allowed to drill for that oil in our gulf in the first place.
NOTE that none of our politicians even asked those oil companies IF
they could turn off their fucking oil wells in any and all emergencies
OR if they were prepared to clean up all OIL from their wells BEFORE
that OIL reached land IF their wells did leak, etc.! Yes sir, it
sure is extremely ENTERTAINING to watch our fucked up US federal
politicians, who sold their asses, their votes, to those OIL COMPANIES
to now all be attempting to blame one of those OIL COMPANIES for that
huge mess in our gulf!


WELL ...


WELL ... I live in TODAY'S UNITED STATES OF AMERICA ... that means
that no one in our federal government does anything UNLESS they sell
their asses, their votes, to do something! The RICH and their
CORPORATIONS that The RICH own and head ... their LOBBYISTS, etc.,
just keep buying the asses, the votes, of our federal politicians ...
that is just how things work in TODAY'S USA.

THEREFORE ...


THEREFORE ... to keep my own ass alive ... well ... HOW MUCH MONEY IS
SOMEONE WILLING TO PAY TO LOBBY THE SPUTNIK FORCES TO USE THEIR
SPUTNIK LASERS TO CAUSE AN UNDERGROUND EXPLOSION TO TURN OFF THAT
LEAKING BRITISH PETROLEUM OIL WELL? If I get paid nothing, I shall
only LOBBY The Sputnik Forces to ZAP MORE GULF OIL WELLS to get more
of them to leak oil!

That is just how things work in TODAY'S USA. Just WATCH our federal
politicians, please. IF you do not care to have their royally fuck
your ass, you must BUY THEM.

Now WHO SMOKES CIGARETTES here in The USA? Oh, POOR AMERICAN SMOKE
CIGARETTES! Right! And being POOR does mean that those poor folks
do not have any money to BUY THE ASSES OF OUR FEDERAL POLITICIANS and
therefore our federal politicians just keep fucking those poor folks
by forever increasing the taxes on their cigarettes, etc.!

Who should have their taxes increased to pay for medical bills, etc.,
of smokers? Oh, THE RICH since they intentionally brainwashed those
poor folks to smoke those cigarettes in order to make their own RICH
asses, richer and richer. The RICH intentionally did ADDICT those
poor folks to the most addictive thing upon our entire planet, to
smoking cigarettes, therefore ONLY THE TAXES ON THE RICH SHOULD HAVE
BEEN INCREASED TO PAY THOSE MEDICAL BILLS OF SMOKERS! And for God's
sake ... WHAT MEDICAL BILLS are you all talking about? I have paid
so much money in taxes on my cigarettes, that IF all of that money
that I paid was put into escrow to pay for my medical bills, well, my
medical bills are already paid until I am at least 300 years old!
Smokers simply do NOT have as huge of medical bills as do non smokers,
simply because smokers tend to die younger and faster then non
smokers! It SAVES The US government to smoke cigarettes, because
smokers die younger and therefore use far less of that social security
retirement money, far less of that MEDICARE money, far less of all
social services money, then those non smokers who tend to live forever
so they get things like extremely expensive diseases such as
Alzheimer's Disease, etc. HALF of Americans who live to be eight
years old do get Alzheimer's Disease and die very slowly and extremely
EXPENSIVELY and they are our non smokers ... those non smokers are the
rotten sick ass bitches, sons of a bitches, who keep bankrupting
social security, MEDICARE, etc., by staying alive too fucking long and
the facts prove that is the truth, too.


Oh well, you all know how this all goes, right? My US President, my
federal government, does always royally fuck ME over, constantly.
And therefore I LOBBY The Sputnik Forces to cause MORE GULF OIL WELLS
TO LEAK in order to fuck them back in return!


Now there, President Barack Hussein Obama, do YOU want ME to LOBBY The
Sputnik
Forces to stop zapping your gulf oil wells and to stop causing them to
leak ... and do YOU care to have me LOBBY The Sputnik Forces to use
their sputnik lasers to turn off your leaking British Petroleum oil
well for YOU? Well, MONEY TALKS AND BULLSHIT WALKS ... therefore
HOW MUCH MONEY ARE YOU, PRESIDENT BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA, PAYING ME TO
LOBBY THE SPUTNIK FORCES FOR YOU TO DO THOSE THINGS?

Yes sir, MONEY TALKS AND BULLSHIT WALKS here inside of today's USA!

And where is MY REWARD MONEY, President Barack Hussein Obama, for
having told our US Presidents, our US government, about The Sputnik
Forces using their sputnik lasers to detonate all of your nukes? I
did SAVE The US government enormously huge amounts of money by risking
my life to tell you all that information, as that MAFIA OF OUR RICH
was attempting to murder me!

And when that TRUTH is written into history books in the future,
President Barack Hussein Obama, HOW WILL IT LOOK? I, Nancy Ann
Luft, having saved our US government a huge fortune by telling you all
that THE ENEMY is detonating all of your nukes, and YOU criminally
stealing HALF of my only income, plus forever increasing taxes on my
poor ass to leave me with so little to live on that I have no way to
even keep my ass alive for much longer!

OH WELL ... exactly why should I help YOU, President Barack Hussein
Obama, when the only thing that you care to do for ME is to HURT
ME? Like why should I even care to do anything at all for The US
government when you all refuse to protect me from an ENEMY MADE MAFIA
OF OUR RICH, from gangsters, from thugs, from organized criminals?


WELL, I happen to just love those leaking gulf oil wells, as they are
lots of FREE ENTERTAINMENT for me extremely poor ass! I think The
USA truly does need to have a lot more of those leaking gulf oil
wells, as that would greatly increase the degree of FREE ENTERTAINMENT
FOR ME ... and with YOU taxing my poor ass to death as you criminally
steal HALF of my income from me, President Obama, the only
entertainment that we poor, truly needy Americans can possibly afford
if FREE ENTERTAINMENT!

LOL


Nancy Ann Luft


PS: ME LOBBY THE SPUTNIK FORCES? Jeez, that means that YOU,
President Barack Hussein Obama truly need to PAY ME LOTS OF HUGE
MONEY ... that lobby work does not come free! LOL

PPS: What about all of those fisher men who will no longer have
JOBS? Well, British Petroleum is currently saying that they will pay
the entire cost of their huge oil disasters ... ask them to pay them
all! What about those poor birds, etc., in that toxic oil? Well,
in MAFIA CORPORATE FASCIST WHORE USA, those low life animals are
always given far more rights then we truly needy Americans ... so this
time they get fucked instead of us non rich, old decrepit cripples ...
that is life ... and death in WHORE USA! The ONLY people in MAFIA
WHORE USA who have any rights are THE ELITE THIEVING RICH, a fact of
life!