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  I read an article today in which a new study found out that elves are really our size, life-size, and not little people like everybody's  been led to believe. The study further states that SANTA was the one who lied about it to us all,so, the joke's on us.

Confronted with a family-related (as well as most of humanity) issue concerning St. Nicks honesty or dishonesty the people who ran the study (years in manifest) considered letting their family's know about their discovery first,before filing the results and having such manifest run rampant in any press releases. So to lessen the shock.

Says one such study worker, "When I asked my twelve-year-old daughter what she would think if she was confronted with the possibility that Santa Claus could be "less-than-honest" about the description of his domiciliary arrangements as well as in the work place of the North Pole"  his daughter abruptly replied that she "didn't believe a word of it".

 Which just goes to show that you just can't trust anyone over twelve years of age.

  It came out last month in the South Pole Ledger.
 So , then, how big is Santa Claus?

Believe nothing , O monks, merely because you have been told it....or because it is traditional,or because you yourselves have imagined it. Do not believe what your teachers tell you merely out of respect for the teacher. But whatsoever, after due examination and analysis, you find to be conducive to the good, the benefit, the welfare of all beings - that doctrine believe and cling to, and take it as your guide.

                                          Gautama Buddha

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