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Believe nothing , O monks, merely because you have been told it....or because it is traditional,or because you yourselves have imagined it. Do not believe what your teachers tell you merely out of respect for the teacher. But whatsoever, after due examination and analysis, you find to be conducive to the good, the benefit, the welfare of all beings - that doctrine believe and cling to, and take it as your guide.
                                          Gautama Buddha


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From: Banjo-,...,digg it <banjo...@aol.com>
To: s.charity00 <s.cha...@gmail.com>; banjovial55 <banjo...@aol.com>
Sent: Tue, Jun 13, 2017 7:47 am
Subject: Banjo , dude

In all the years,....,sic. ....eons .,.....,that I have been Banjo I have not met another.
One fella was being called "Benjo" because his name was Benjamin. And I hear there's another named Banjo in upstate California, to wit: in Humboldt County it is a pre-required social gesture to smoke a (1,2,3, etc.) "joint" w/your host in who you are depending on leading you to this/the person named "Banjo". Suspicious ,at first, I realized my host may be a little over-stipulating on where I got my name , How it came to me and how/why did I choose a name as such knowing it was a generic term for a brace that may for only one purpose .  Equaling the stress-factor formula of p over s=f.  E=MC2 has nothing to do with it.  It has to do with a meta-physical idea has as much weight as the 42 logical fallacies of gravity on gravity as on emotional gravity is = to world weight.  Only we can knock us out of our orbit. But that has little to do w/the name Banjo so I had to ask "So where's this 'banjo' dude?"
  Soon as I did shit hit the fan.
  "I thought you was Banjo , dude, who's this fuckin' banjo dude , then?" one asked.
 I said I was "Banjo-dude" to the dude who called me "dude" and "they" call me Banjo nigh on 457 years.  I was looking for a guy named 'banjo',....., and the WHOLE fuckin'  forest stood still. Imps, knolls and gnomes stood still then jumped.
  "I'm Banjo" I said, "Some one said there was/is a guy named "Banjo" up here and I wanted to meet him and see if he was as cool as me. I would be grateful if you introduced me to this 'banjo' dude, named "Banjo" .
 Dude say's "   You're looking for you , dude?"  and "You're the only dude we know, dude ,  named "Banjo" that we know and we'd prefer if it remained that way, dude"!
  I said , "Dude" and shook my head.
  As spacious as these people were and their vast outlook on the greenery was , was I t0  D0uBt them? Vicissitude cracked.    Then there's only one "Banjo' on the planet , structure , brace , stress-formula factor or juxtapositioned opinion stammer 'banjo' as a stringed instrument.  I use the word  for fun , dude.
                                                                                                                      Banjo


Believe nothing , O monks, merely because you have been told it....or because it is traditional,or because you yourselves have imagined it. Do not believe what your teachers tell you merely out of respect for the teacher. But whatsoever, after due examination and analysis, you find to be conducive to the good, the benefit, the welfare of all beings - that doctrine believe and cling to, and take it as your guide.
                                          Gautama Buddha
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