What should Janai Norman get Kenneth Moton for his birthday?
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Doug Elrod (dre1@cornell.edu)
Jul 5, 2019, 1:09:51 PM7/5/19
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Given the curious "appropriateness" of the Sponsors' products, sometimes (see the Great Mouthbreathing Controversy), perhaps he could use one of those In-Shower Foot Washers. They *did* discuss a poll a while back regarding how many people neglect to wash their legs when they shower!
(And given the Anchor Desk, one might imagine *some* anchors skipping that. If you have a statue of Walter Cronkite in your town, you might check whether the sculptor left a subtle clue -- say an unused bar of Leg Soap ;-)).
-Doug Elrod (dr...@cornell.edu)
Watch out for aftersharks! ;-)
(And given the Anchor Desk, one might imagine *some* anchors skipping that. If you have a statue of Walter Cronkite in your town, you might check whether the sculptor left a subtle clue -- say an unused bar of Leg Soap ;-)).
-Doug Elrod (dr...@cornell.edu)
Watch out for aftersharks! ;-)
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