Jokes

[Usmani, Mohammad Fahad]

Mighty Funny One Line Jokes

 

·        Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers.

·        If mummies are from Egypt, then from where are daddies from?

·        A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

·        How can the cemetery raise it’s burial costs and blame it on the price of living?

·        If breaks are meant to be slow… then why do they call it “breakfast”?

·        The difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.

·        Why do they leave out the letter b on “Garage Sale” signs?

·        Archaeologist: someone whose career lies in ruins.

·        Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

·        An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have: The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

·        There are two kinds of people who don’t say much: those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.

·        One nice thing about egotists: They don’t talk about other people.

·        There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I got married… and then it was too late.