My Wife Will Not Be Happy

[Usmani, Mohammad Fahad]

My wife will not be happy!

  
 One day a golfer accidentally overturned his  buggy. 

  
           
  
Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen  golfer, who lived in a Villa
On  the golf course, heard the noise and called  out, 

  
"Are you okay, what's your  name?" 
 
 
    
  

"It's John, and I'm OK thanks,"  he replied.

"John forget your troubles. Come to my  villa, rest a while and I'll help you get the buggy up  later." 

"That's mighty nice of you," John  answered, "but I don't think my wife would like  it." 

"Oh, come on," Elizabeth  insisted. 
  
She was very pretty and  persuasive. 
  
"Well okay," John finally  agreed, and added, "but my wife won't like  it." 

After a restorative whisky, and some driving  and putting lessons, John thanked his hostess.


"I feel a lot better  now, but I know my wife is going to be really  upset." 

"Don't be silly!" Elizabeth said with a  smile , "She won't know anything. By the way, where is  she?" 

"Under the buggy!" he  explained.