Some Short Ones

[Usmani, Mohammad Fahad]

Short Ones..

 

 

A man was granted two wishes by God,

He asked for the best drink & the best woman ever.

Next moment he got mineral water & Mother Teresa.

 

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Wife to Husband"You don't love me at all"

Husband points towards their five children and says "Do you think I downloaded them from google"

 

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There are 3 kinds of men in this world.

 

Some remain single and make wonders happen.

Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.

Rest get married and wonder what happened=))

 

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Wives are magicians.

  ..... . . . . . . . .     . .  They can change anything into an argument

 

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Women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, as compared to men.

WHY?

A very INTELLIGENT Sardar replied:

Women don't have a wife!

 

 

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