Rugby!

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Ted Arthur

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Sep 26, 2015, 11:02:58 AM9/26/15

Today is a day of rugby. South Africa kicks off against Samoa at noon and then the long standing rivalry between a surprisingly strong Wales vs the hometown favorites England is at 3.
I will be posting up at the bar of choice for your hometown favorites, the Washington Irish, Hobans, in Dupont.

Abandon your sorry spin off of rugby, which is now the blight on American culture called football.
Do not waste your Saturday on lesser things called "errands".

Join me, brothers and sisters. In a celebration of the single greatest moment in soccer: when William Webb Ellis realized the sport he was playing was boring as shit, picked up the soccer ball, crushed the mincing goalie, whose big padded gloves did nothing to protect him, and scored the first ever try in rugby's storied history.