Office Space

[jupper]

looking for my dog...it was brown , now he is blue after paint accident..
"Enterpreneur" <wpgbusi...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> I need 500sq ft or less of office space, shared or ??
> Please email wpgbusi...@yahoo.com
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[jupper]

Closer to God

A 70-year-old man went to the doctor's for a physical. The doctor ran
some tests and said to the man, "Well, everything seems to be in top
condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with
God?"
And the man answered, "Oh me and God? We have a really tight bond,
he's so good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom,
he turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off."

The Doctor was astonished. He called the man's wife and said, "I'd
like to speak to you about your husband's connection with God. He claims
that every night when he needs to use the restroom, God turns on the light
for him and turns it off for him again when he leaves. Is this true?"

And she said, "That idiot, he's been peeing in the refrigerator!"

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