Humor Quotes

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Humor Quotes

Any fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It
takes a touch of genius--and a lot of courage--to move in the opposite
direction.- Albert Einstein

In order for three people to keep a secret, two must be dead.- Ben
FranklinAnatomy (n): something everyone has, but which looks better on
a girl - Bruce Raeburn.

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy,
the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese,
the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of
arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most
powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I
say more? - Chris Rock

Everyday we're told we live in the greatest country on earth and it's
always stated as an un deniable fact: Leos are born between July 23
and August 22, fitted queen-size sheets measure 60x80 inches, and
America is the greatest country on earth. Having grown up with this in
our ears, it's startling to realize that other countries have
nationalistic slogans too, none of which are 'We're number two! - Dave
Sedari

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